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99cents iron my shirt and keep quiet

Alarm don blow today . . . . na joke o

adaobi123: Awwwww you still love her ? Come to London and beg forgiveness.

I don beg tire. Even sef de girl esorola another guy. And adim sure na the other guy no love am.
Onye a wu my body and soul . Nwoke Ibe m ejide ya, na aku ya nkwa 24/7 .
M nuru here na a-manage Umu ashawo

But toshmann konji go kill one day [/b]

For where . . . . . . Ashawo ogwula na amerika?

ATMC: nna mehnn d kain tin na-eme na this thread on top toshman's head is a thing to weep about...aru adikwa gi?

ATMC de only problem toshman nwere wu na toshman n'ekwu eziokwu
Enweghi Nwoke nu ebe a na agaghi aga ashawo ma de thing jide ya baaaad
Why d'you think ulo ashawo anaghi emechi-emechi ? . From generation to generation, from recesion to depression still de business anaghi Ada-Ada .
Maka Umu guys na eme ha patronize daily!! but ha agaghi ekwuputa ya openly. Even sef many married men na aga the thing o. Ma ndi ufodu si na ha wu pastor sef, enweghi ndi n'amaghi aga de thing

Faketanu m oo . Fake eziokwu m nile, ahu m kpasa Felicia ugbua, na omutaghi ejima ato, Mara na awughi m anu Ana agba egbe o n'acho condom 1 via umumkpi

dridowu: In politics, no permanent friend or permanent enemy

[quote author=Mynd_44]Just permanent interest[/quote]and those interests are selfish interests

Hate men
Can't pin point what they want
Fight for the right to kill babies
In states where abortion is allowed, they fight for abortion all the same
Hate women who don't agree with them
Avoid countries where women really need help
Avoid issues like prostitution, pornography where women are literarily humiliated.
Want women to be in executive positions like men but say nothing about truck drivers, construction workers, and other difficult and dangerous jobs that men do.

Silent on fatalities at war where men have 90-99.9% of the casualties because men do the most daring combat duties/training like Navy Seals, Delta Force etc
Want to be relevant no matter what


NOTE: this is a follow up of biolabee's comment and I'll appreciate it if the pack can keep off ( 99cents, fellis et al)
I have no time to respond to variegated plaque infested band of hood rats

MUST WATCH!!

Vital argument between biolabee and 99cents

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=05ro6fcj6Ek

Vital for understanding the spirit of feminism

adaobi123: Yes o ! You see brother toshmann's life ?!?

That one concern una. In the last 2yrs achuola m decent girls at least 10. Enweghi nke kwere
Gini ka unu choro ka m mee? M gbawa zie ncha? Vaseline? Never!!!

M ga chuonu Umu Akwuna. At least ndi nke ahu agaghi enye m stress, ha Mara mma pieces, dikwa wonderful na bed.
Biko, hapu nu nwa mama o .
But I still love "HER" , yes, otele's elder sister. I really love her. If only she can agree, and forgive, I will NEVER cheat on her again. NEVER!!

At least not with her friend, I'll hold myself for at least the first 2 yrs

As I dey here now my girl gbaga oto na strip club n'eshighari ndi ocha ahu ya
America nke a wu sodom na Gomorah
Still ha bia ha si na owu God's own country
Which god bikonu

adaobi123: Toshmann toshmann toshmann

But who will teach your China babe how to cook your naija favourites ?

I'm looking for a life partner not a cook
I will cook for her ( if she can eat nonsense )
May be you'll teach her na ( not talking of baby food o )

adaobi123: LOOOOOOL the truth is coming out !!

See confessions

. I don't lie na, I only hide the truth. Bug it's been 6 yrs.
in short Ada, see ya later, ka m ga hu my strip club girlfriend. Before ya agaa oru

But my main hope wu my ex girl na London. I hope otele agwabeghi ya ihe m na eme?

I will do my best. Haba. Just bc I had a "one night stand" with her friend, just once. . . . Ok twice. . . . Well, may be three times but e don tey na, 6 yrs now. How she go de vex like nwa mkpi

And she know say I love am. And I know she loves me too.

What can't she take my calls

adaobi123:

All I can do is laugh.

What happened to ying yang yo ?

My charming Chinese? She's in Europe. If I fail to win otele's sisters love again, I will marry the Chinese, if that doesn't work, I'll have to manage one of these yeye girls wey I dey play with here . Hopefully they can change and the marriage will work, if it doesn't work( as expected ) then I head to Nigeria ga choo asampete Mara mma, and hope that ya biaruo ebe a she won't start misbehaving like ndi America.
If that doesn't work I give up
At least I tried

Otele's big sister achoghi I-pick my calls
Wetin de worry this babe sef

Anyways, ka m gaa choo one Akwuna now, these yeye girls are all I have now . Can't get a decent girl these days
Odikwa serious.
Abi make I go Nigeria go find wife
No!
M ga alu nwanne otele by hook or by crook

Lol.

O, enyerem itsmodella ticket abuo for Disneyland o
Gaa juo ya. Plus extra candies and bubblegum

adaobi123: Yeah yeah HATER

Bedtime ? I choose when I go to bed.

Okay I know your problem. Ka m ga wetara gi candies m kwere gi na nkwa.
Ya na bubble gum
Then you can go to bed.

Ka m chebakwara ihe a echiche o. Ihe a wu otu m ga eshi anu here umuaka aluo di, luo nwayi, musia Umu. M nuru ebe a na achighari Umu ashawo left and right

Mba o, ka m kpoogodi otele's sister again. Everytime this girl na eme unnecessary hard to get
Can't she forgive ihe mere 6yrs ago

adaobi123: A.k.a hater

a-a Adaobi ima na toshman nwa mama awughi hater

By the way, owu orubeghi mgbe iji alakpu (bedtime?)

adaobi123: #Teamyoungadults

a.k.a kindergarten

By the way, Afam m ga eme gi sue for child abuse and disrespect for the rule of law
Imakwa ago ole Adaobi di?

Elee otu nwatakiri ga eshi aturu ime bia muo nwatakiri Ibe ya. Mmadu ole ka I ga eme babysit?
Because by the time iga alu Adaobi, you will be babysitting her, then ya muo nwa you will be babysitting two people. By the time otele hears of it, bere akwa bia your house, si na ogaghi ala without Adaobi ya, you will have three people to babysit. Then mr cork abia nke ya, Onye nke ahu wu three in one

Dikwa ready

adaobi123: No British people ?

I ain't British

adaobi123: Hahahahahaha !! Good luck in winning her sister. Invite me to the wedding. (Just try, you have nothing to lose)

I guess you dont know. Afam and I are getting married. This is why I need to talk to otele.

Who's getting married , you?
Adaobi na marriage How old ka idikwanu?
Jisike o, umuaka etokwaalanu o

I'm trying to imagine Adaobi with pregnancy or Adaobi carrying her baby
Tata kuru tata Ibe ya lolololol I ochi egbuola m na nairalandi a

But Who's Afam? Afam4ever!!!

entadaplace: We don’t mean to lie but we kinda have to, just to keep the peace.

Yes, we females are far from perfect.

I’m really sorry ladies; I guess I feel I owe it to them.

So here are the top 10 lies woman tell men. Once again, I’m really sorry ladies.

1)      I don’t care how much you earn. In my opinion, this is the biggest lie unless the woman knows beforehand he will never earn as much as her anyway, then it’s not really an issue. Woman do care, they want stability and financial fulfilment. If we know that you can’t provide that for us…well…in the words of a kanye ‘Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…’

2)      I don’t mind that you look at other woman. What? Really? Do you actually believe that? When a woman says this, she’s trying to prove to you that she’s an open minded and a patient person. Inside she’s screaming ‘how dare you look at her! In fact if she does say this lie…RUN! She’s more likely to be one of those jealous-psycho chicks…still think she’s worth it?

 

3)      I can’t wait to meet your mum. She can wait, a very, very long time. She probably would only want to meet her on the wedding day. Most women are scared of meeting the mothers, they know she’s the one who can make or break the relationship…

 

4)      I like your friends. She loves the fact that they strip her of all the time she could spend with you and she especially loves when you and your boys hang out at bars and clubs. She’s obviously lying to you, she’ll only say this to be accommodating at first but there is a limit!

 

5)      I’m in no rush to get married. Lie.Lie.Lie. She’s watching her biological clock, she’s attended too many of her friends weddings, and has already eyed her wedding dress. If it was possible, she would push you down that aisle!


6) I never tell my girlfriends about you. She does, all the time. She tells them how wonderful you are, what you wear/eat/like/dislike basically EVERYTHING! Trust me there isn’t a conversation between the two of you that her girlfriends aren’t aware of.



7) I like you just the way you are. This isn’t a lie per se, but there are probably one or two or three things that she’s planning to change about you. At least she isn’t insulting you, I mean no one is perfect right?



I’m fine. She’s not. If you had to ask, then you should be smart enough to know she isn’t okay with you. Sooner or later, all that pent up anger she’s been holding in, will explode in your face. Woman use this lie as an emotional defense, we expect you to know what the problem is already.If you want to save your relationship, sort out the problem quickly.


9) I love sports! If you’re lucky enough to date a girl who does love sports, then this may not necessarily be a lie. However if she hates watching sports, she’s lying to prove how much you have in common and that she’s different from all your other girlfriends. Speed up a couple of weeks and she’ll be complaining every time that you watch too much sports.


10) I could never lie to you. If we lived in a perfect world, perhaps.


So now you know, your women are from perfect but then neither are you. Most women only lie to you to protect you and to save their own skins in some situations. Good thing about these lies are they are not intended to hurt you just mostly to flatter you.

I am not condoning or condemning women that lie but showing that these lies are part of everyday life and nor am I generalising that every woman lies.

So do you agree or disagree with my top ten lies? What other ‘lies’ did I leave out? Let me know your views in the comments section.




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Thanks for your honesty. But we knew anyways. My problem is that you didn't add the most ferocious lie they tell us;
"You are the second guy I'm dating"

If not for "one thing" they would have been telling us we are their first date man

I guess otele has been grounded again
I know he was having trouble with his dad over college. I guess he has grounded the poor boy.

Spoke to his sister recently, was hoping to win her love again
If I succeed I'm gonna come to London next summer to marry her. This time I will be serious
(If at all she give me second chance, which is very very very unlikely ) men, abeg some decent girl should let me marry her o, before all these loose women take away all my senses

Anyways, goodluck to you and otele. That kid di very stubborn. And the problem wu na o dikwa smart. Smart stubborn kid wu serious wahala.

adaobi123: Otele

Adaobi keekwanu? Longest time.
Kedu maka otele? Na Mr Cork?

agabaI23: Tosh nke m, Toshnwanyi!

Gi na ATMC na enwuzi
Carry go

Nwa mama n'achugharizi umu akwuna up and down
Aga eme uwa añaa?

Congy nwerike inye mmadu heart attack. Anuzi m na Akwuna levels now, ha na strippers
Chineke mere m ebere, ugbu a ka m furu final
No restrictions
Ebe wu!!!!

Lol

Faketan

kingoflag: Wrong!

He was born in the United States but raised in China/Hong Kong and did not return to the States until he was 18yrs old.

Still an American

Babzilla: A FEW YEARS AGO WE WERE BETTER OFF THAN THESE GUYS
THEY WERE ONLY FAMOUS 4 KUNG FU AND CHINESE FOOD
THEY WALKED AROUND IN PYJAMA & FLAT SHOES 4 4CKS SAKE
THE BEST THING 2 COME UT FROM THERE WAS BRUCE LEE
WE HAD OIL WE HAD RESOURCES WE WERE TREATED LIKE ROYALTY
TODAY WE R THE ONES GOING CAP IN HAND TO BEG 4 FAVOURS
SMH

Bruce Lee is an American, born and bred

snthesis: tanx, my guy- u understand the pressure- haba!! all those guys cruising Range no get two heads nau

I feel ya bro
Dem no get two heads!! You too can cruise ya own Range Rover
Life is too short. Start now to have fun. Let tomorrow worry about itself.

Some peeps get this chance and instead of having fun they start investing in some BS and then stock market crashes and they start swearing for God

ogugua88: Who's to blame? Well, who isn't to blame? From the treatment non-leading women get to the treatment of those who actually dare to lead, to parents teaching girls to be flawless, to peer pressure at school. It's everywhere.

people receive bad treatment for various reasons everywhere. It's not a fair world. What matters most is IF you are being denied "a right". D'you want me to enumerate for you the treatments I've been given as a black man in America?

Girls are raised to lead perfect lives and boys are not.

is this supposed to be a bad thing? i would rather complain about the ones not raised to lead perfect lives.

Societal pressure and demands on girls are higher than that of boys. Girls are told they can be anything they want but are not given the support to do so.

That is called . . . . life. You think it happens only to girls?
No my dear, it also depends on who is supposed to provide the support. You think society provided me support to be who I am today? Hell NO!! My support came from family. And my family supported both sons na daughters equally.

A woman has to be educated, or be hard-working (sometimes the breadwinner), or be the perfect wife and mother, or a combination of all. A woman who obtains degrees and works 40-60 hours a week is often objectified at work and told she's a lousy mother not providing for her husband and kids by family. A man can be gone 24/7, as long as he makes money and provides. If he's not around his kids X hours, no one will hold it against him.

You are too worried about what people say. People will always talk. And not everyone will say nice things about you. This is called freedom of speech and expression. It has nothing to do with "rights". What matters is not what people call you, but what you answer to! I've been called a monkey (by a black woman) I've been called unprintable names. However, I know who I am. I'm a handsome dude, very intelligent, highly educated and by the grace of God a very wealthy future awaits me. I don't care what an unhappy fellow calls me

See how we regard our Super Eagles. Apart from AFCON 2013, they hadn't won anything in 19 years. They get most of the country's attention regardless. As talented as the Super Falcons are, winning AFCON eight times out of the nine times they have contested, they garner little attention. If they do, they are objectified. They are viewed for their looks and are often told they will never find husbands. Many of them are called lesbians. That's one example.

Again, what people say shouldn't matter. People also say nasty things about the super eagles. You can't complain about the falcons having little attention. People have a right to give attention to whomever they want to. I've never watched the falcons, are you going to hate me for it! There are many things I don't watch. I only watched the final of the african cup. Didnt watch the confederation cup, I don't watch tv often.

Women who make it to the top are not appreciated, so why would a woman strive to be there?

eeh? Eziokwu! Just bc people don't appreciate you, you decide not to strive to succeed. Ebelebe.
Sister wake up and thrive
What is your goal in life? To succeed OR to be appreciated? Your post smells of someone looking for attention (code named appreciated) . Get on with life, and by the way, there'll be someone who will appreciate you. I think that's all you really need.

I, personally, think it's wrong that some women remain silent and prefer to be hidden. I can understand why, but to me, that's not an excuse. My parents raised me to be all and have supported me accordingly. The world will not change. If it does, it will at a snail's pace. So reaffirming what I stated earlier, laws are not the answer. We have to tell our girls they can truly be anything and give them the needed support to get them through. My opinion.

Your parents did good. The world changes at slow pace too, I agree. We can train our girls to be what they want to be and support them accordingly (like our sons too). So what's feminism gonna do about it? How will feminism achieve what you just outlined when "humanism" can do better. You won't achieve the "appreciation" you so crave by being confrontational everytime you see a man. You may deny it but that's the truth about feminist.

Another thing I've discovered about feminists is, when they have a man they really love, their feminism spirit begins to wane
It may be their little son is now growing into a man OR they have fallen in love with someone