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olaitan200: @ Texas_Cowgirl,

I wan snatch from from Toshman so here is my Toast to You

So you honestly believe you can separate 6 from half a dozen

So did I succeed in snatching away from Toshman *wink*

Nice try, try again

SniperInADiaper: toshmann :
I love you more than the amount of trolls on nairaland.
I love you more than the price of garri.
I love you longer than Mr.Cork's pen1s.
I love you bigger than Mrs.Chima's nyansh.
I love you mightier than sexkillz's wrath.
I love you dirtier than truckpusher's mind.

Lol.
This is cool
I LOVE THIS THREAD

Here's for ya sniper


I don't believe that heaven waits . . .
for only those who congregate. . .
I like to think of God as love,
He's down below, He's up above
He's watching people everywhere,
he knows who does and doesn't care
And I'm an ordinary man,
sometimes I wonder who I am


But I believe in LOVE
I believe in music
I believe in magic
And I believe in you

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Let this be a promise
Like the promise of Love our Heavenly Father bestowed onto us
Let the day listen, let the night understand
That what is mine (you) lives to satisfy my urges, need, and wants
Let the earth protect you as my priceless warrior
Let no harm befall you so that you may continue to indulge in my love
As firece as the trees reaches out to stroke the sky, may your heart continue to live in my spirit
A love cultivated and nurtured in spirit, will never shrivel in expiration
May our thirst for love never go unquenched[/quote]OMG
Call it a river,
Call it a sea,
Call it an ocean,
We all know what it is. . . . WATER

Just like the size and location may change the name, but not the substance which is water. . . Turbulence and adversity may change the description BUT NOT the content of what I have for you. . . . . .PURE UNADULTERATED LOVE

Texas, you've made my night,
Let me catch some sleep, it's almost midnight here.

Also you've saved the life of the eze-mmuo in my village, bc if I didn't get any love letter tonight I woulda blamed him and sent some thugs after him

But thanks to ya loving heart, I'll sleep now with a smile, looking forward to sweet dreams. No nightclub this week for me. Your love letters will keep my heartbeat going.

Ciao

Interpretation of part C
IGBO

Beauty, damsel, princess. God given pearl , nothing makes me happy like seeing when you are happy.

My damsel, if not for you, I'll die. But since you are here, I'll live just to treat you well
My love, kisses
Toshmann

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Thanks babe,

Your expression of love is my expression of happiness
I smile in ecstasy as the butterfly you imprisoned in my belly fought to soar free
What is yours is mine, what is mine belongs to you
Your arm is a dwelling place I'll forever own [/quote]OMG
Toshmann dies is alive is alive is alive

99cent: lol. so it would have been ok if she were 18 yrs old.
I hope he is jailed with immediate effect. he's probably preaching on pulpit as we speak...yet in private.....he is r.aping small girls and very pro-abortion

Pro-Abortion indeed. What an idio.t how can he still be preaching?
That congregation no get brains?

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Die one more time, see if I don't wake you and kill you myself [/quote]

Toshmann jumps back to life. Now afraid to die . Even sef he survive 5 fatal accidents and 3 plane crashes

Interpretation of part B
(Swedish)


Love is like a butterfly, it can't be caged and even though its subdued in the pupa, it must blossom and soar.

My love for you only blossoms and soars

Love
Toshmann

Part C
Igbo( spellings are unconventional)

Omaricha, asampete, Adaeze nwanyi oma. Akwaugo nke chinyere m. Onweghi ihe na eme m Obi uto karia oge I na añuri oñu.
Asa m, ewepu kwa gi, m nwuo. Mana ebe inu ya, m ga adi ndu, ka m nwee Ike mee gi ofuma

Odim n'obi, Nara nsusu onu
Toshmann

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Noooooo
I'll cry o
Don't die
Don't leave me alone in this cold hard world
Who am I without you?
In body, I love you
In spirit , I honor you
In mind, you'll always be mine
Survive for me baby so that I too may survive
Let us make this world our bed
Let us make it rock [/quote]Toshmann wakes from the dead, sees the love notes, develops hyper-romantic-confabulations, dies again,

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]One more language [/quote]Igbo own hard. But I de try. Hold on.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Mi amor, I trust you enough to riddle me in a language unknown
That's because our love and trust are forever unbroken [/quote]True love never dies
True love breaks chains and trusts completely.
I will drink cyanide before I betray ya trust. What will the heart do without blood supply?

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Lol if you die now, what wold be the point of the letter

Don't die o
If you die, me sef go die
You be the matches that sets my soul on fire
The ice that cools my temper
The "awkward moments" that appease to my senses
To you, I am enough
But all the time, you let me know that I am more that you could ever wish for
Tu est mi amor......forever....well until you Bleep up


I sha tried o [/quote]Love it

***Toshmann falls from mango tree where he was peeping naked women, and dies***

99cent: in the news:
https://www.nairaland.com/1346609/bishop-chibuike-nwabueze-arrested-allegedly#16828976

Catholic bishop r.apes 15 yr old girl and sponsors her abortion.

Wetin man no go hear for this world. Meanwhile this is bigger than female rights. This is child abuse and I'm totally against it. I'm sure biolabee and David will be equally appalled by this

99cent: ROTFLMAO. the only sensible part of ur entire comment
although I was referring to life in West Africa not USA.


lol @ Free Speech. more like Hate Speech.
but u are entitled to ur opinion though.

Unfortunately, free speech includes hate speech.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Awwwwwwwwwwww

Too sweet. I can't beat this nau. [/quote]Just for you. Love doesn't compete. It just exudes

Part B
Swedish

Kärlek är som en fjäril, kan det inte vara i bur och även om dess dämpad i puppan, måste det blommar och sväva. Min kärlek för dig blommar endast och soars Kärlek
Toshmann

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]People I owe love letter

Truckknacker
BoobooInADiaper
Toshlight


Message: Olive juice [/quote]Hurry I'm dying here

A: English

My Dearest TexasCowgirl
Today I'm a man, and you are my heartbeat.

If I were the heart, you'll be my blood.

If I were the blood, you'll be my red blood cells

And if I were the red blood cell, you'll be my hemoglobin.

Whatever I may be, you remain the instrument of strenght and substance introduced by my maker to make me whole

Love,
Toshmann

SniperInADiaper: My sweet Texas baby. Only you are sweeter than the sweetest iced tea. Only you are more beautiful than the prettiest flower. Only your voice is softer than any melody. Only you can get me wet in my diaper. No amount of love can compare to that which I have for you.

God blessed the day I met you

Texas, I outsourced my love letter for you to sniperinadiaper (what a name )

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Oya write me three love letters [/quote]Texasssssssssssss
I've written three letters to you in Chinese Mandarin and Korean before. Which language d'you want for tonight's letters.

99cent: life must be very tough for u male chauvinists seeing women who are supposed to be "mere domestic appendage" (soyinka's words) be heard in public.

I believe in free speech.

don't u just wish you lived in 1850 instead of 2013?

2013 is better. @ 1850 I woulda been a slave. But by 2013 I'm the meanest modafoka that confronts injustice against anyone be it make or female, old or young, etc so 2013 is better

Like someone mentioned appropriately "For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh."

Even the devil can quote the bible

Ahaaa
Finally I go get love letter from a clean babe.
If nobody send me love letter, I go know say my village eze-mmuo has crossed the line

Then he will have a problem with me

ATMC: i love your signature

I love your profile picture

confusion247: Why didn't OBASANJO jail him or release him to gain support from northerners for his third term agenda? Have you forgotten that mustapha have been in detention for the 8 years Obasanjo was in power? His release has nothing to do with 2015 because there is no vacancy in aso rock till 2019. Soon you people will start to blame Jonathan for all the building that collapsed in lagos.

My neighbor's housegirl got pregnant 2 weeks ago, I'm suspecting GEJ for this bc it's all part of his plan to win the 2015 elections

Capnd143: i am just waiting 4 someone to come and accuse Gej like they always do

TOO LATE!

GEJ has already been blamed for his release before your comment

shymexx: They also speak to a set of public policies — such as juvenile curfews, stop-and-frisk laws, and Stand Your Ground Laws– that make it both illegal and lethal to be young and black and outside

http://www.blackenterprise.com/blogs/zimmerman-not-guilty-verdict-marc-lamont-hill/

This is the saddest media and social propaganda contraption I've noticed in America.
This is what sent Trayvon to his early grave. This is it. How d'you combat this propaganda? Even some black girls have bought into this piece of rubbish. ( just like some black guys have bought into negative stereotype of the black girls)

What a pity.

agabaI23: Nne, adi m OK.

Tosh bu anu a na-agba egbe O na-ado G-string. The crown prince of umumkpi. Gbachi ya nkiti!

Fake nwanne ke m, Biko Onye huru Felicia gwara m ya na m na acho ya baaad

Nwa mama n'efegharizi up and down na amerika

Bikonu Onye ma ekpere ekpe tinye m na ekpere because efuolanu m o

adaobi123:

Blackpikin. Ndo o !

Ada go to bed. Lakpuo.
All ya mates are asleep ( me cork, otele, spike C)

adaobi123:
What's the translation ?

adabeke12: you r full of shittt blackpickin

Blackpikin Ihe juru gi ahu nile wu nani nshi
-----translation of adabekee's quote.

Rossikk: You really are a SICK basta.rd with no brain in your head. Where did TRAYVON MARTIN ''mess up his life''? You racist twerp? You are no different from the monsters who acquitted Zimmerman. Martin is not human on his own merit. He is merely ''one of them people messing up their lives''. Based on what evidence? Errr... the colour of his skin!

This is why I say you are MENTAL, and may the exact same thing as happened to Martin happen to YOU, and your lifeless, innocent, bullet-ridden body dismissed as ''those people messing their lives up'', and your killer walk free. SELFISH Thing YOU. I bet that doesn't sound so good now it's YOU involved.




Actually, Mr Apologist for racist murder, the white demographic is reducing by the hour, and the US white population will be a MINORITY within the next 30 years. So stop imagining your white god will ''always'' be on top in America. The days of racism are NUMBERED in America.



WRONG. Those rights were NOT ''given'' by ''whitey''. Blacks fought, died, and made the country UNGOVERNABLE throughout the 1950s and 1960s, FORCING the system to change. If you don't know black history in America, go and learn and stop typing ignorant rubbish.

If you are in America and are black, you should wake up every morning and thank the African-American forbears. Every last right, privilege you enjoy today in that country today as a black person was derived from the self-sacrifice, thankless deaths, and struggles of countless thousands of black Americans in over A CENTURY OF AGITATION. Always remember that.




YOU are the BASTARD. And when someone shoots you dead for being a black bastard may nobody spare you a second thought. Afterall you're a gangster, since you're black. Stupi.d NUMSKULL.



Actually it is your UNCLE TOM ilk and your racist masters that are being left behind, both by demographics and by politics. In the next couple of decades your ignoble, mentally diseased, revolting, worthless type would have been wiped away from the face of the earth.

Problem is, after all this verbal vehemence and attempted devaluation of my worth, when the racist whitey who is your real hater comes along, when your aggression will be badly needed, you'll just stoop in subservience.
Then turn around looking for a harmless african to show your power. Go to Florida and flex your muscles.

adabeke12: you r full of shittt blackpickin

Suo ya n'igbo