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Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys Choosy? by toshmann(m): 1:06am On Jun 18, 2013
Mrs mango

I'm not choosy at all. I screw anything. As long as the fool has a hole, I'm in. grin

Tall, endowed, flat, fair, dark, white, black, mixed, Asians, Indian, I dey cool

Na only Arabs and Jews I've yet to explore. But when it comes to marriage or real relationship I am very choosyyyy. She must meet the following --->

1. Graduate
2. Christian
3. Humble
4. Soft spoken
5. Decent family background
6. Healthy
7. 25yrs at least
8. Cheerful and positive
9. Tolerant
10. Any other specifications as the spirit directs

Marriage no be beans cool
But if I just was to screw, then anything goes cheesy
As long as she's healthy. Even if she get HIV sef, I fit use double condoms or POP (penile plaster of Paris ) arrange the nwa. Nothing mega

You got any free babe you want give me wink
Nairaland General › Re: 20 Killed In Renewed Benin City Cult War by toshmann(m):
Adufaye: I get der song 4 ma fone nd d lyrics eh......na warning 2 recruits nd I stil dy ask y dem dy join!!
Just see d lyrics blow
"No body call u make u come join us,na here we dey u can carry problem cum o, anytin u see o,na ur own! Anytin u hear o,na ya palaba"
"U hv cum on board o,dy is no goin back o"
"Ma mama warn me make I no follow bad boys bt I follow bad boys.........enta cell"

And sum mumu guys go dy listen 2 d music on d day of der blendin nd dem go stil join!!!
Jew 4life
JEW til death do apart
grin
This is the wisest Nigerian student I've seen in nairaland. grin grin grin

You will live to tell the story of the fools who wasted their lives in the name of hard man cheesy

When I left Nigeria and went to school in the UK, after looking at the facilities at Cardiff Uni, the first thought that came to my mind was "those that died in unical from cult violence were just plain fools"

I mean, look at life and what education is meant to be, we have nothing in Nigerian universities and the little we have we could use to manage life yet some chose to join cults while our British counterparts are having real education, and a great future for themselves.

I once met a Nigerian at Cardiff university who confessed to have been in a cult in Nigeria, he said he can't believe the freedom of going about your business without looking over your shoulders. I told him I never had to look over my shoulders even in Nigeria. He admitted that he's been in bondage.

But when I asked him to send a message to the younger ones at home to avoid cultism he bucked embarassed .


Adufaye my fellow JEW grin
Life more abundant to you and I and all other JEWS put there. We live to progress and rule. How we go die young, no way. With all these pretty girls all over the world. Haba! cheesy
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 12:29am On Jun 18, 2013
kolamilan: you and shymexx should Stop fretting pls is enough we are celebrating.
Let them be, it's entertaining.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 9:22pm On Jun 17, 2013
adaobi123: MUSA GO AND RETIRE ABEG angry angry undecided undecided

Musa hurry abeg, Adoabinaldo wants to take over your wing angry grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 9:16pm On Jun 17, 2013
Yawa don gas grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 9:08pm On Jun 17, 2013
bokohalal: Una sure say dem don give SE their bonus?
grin grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 9:06pm On Jun 17, 2013
otokx: he has a masters in offside engineering.
grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 9:05pm On Jun 17, 2013
adaobi123: grin grin

Why is everyone underestimating my football abilities ? I could be part of the super falcons grin grin
I know. I hear am for CNN say you be Adonaldo grin

Liverpool is dying to have your signature grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 9:00pm On Jun 17, 2013
omar22: USA was at the 1950 world cup, can you tell me when Nigeria's first attended the world cup
Don't buy this propaganda. USA plays qualifiers against who? Mexico, panama, Cuba, etc grin

We had to play against Egypt, Cameroon, Ghana, CIV, Algeria Tunisia, Morrocco, Zambia etc and back in the day Africa had only one slot. Then later two slots only.
And finally, by 1950, Nigeria was still part of British empire. There was only one or two independent african nation(s) .

So leave matter, USA is well below Nigeria in (men's) soccer. Ignore whatever they told you.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:54pm On Jun 17, 2013
oloriooko: All you blaming the eagles should not quickly forget that these guys travelled all through only to arrive brazil few hours before this match.
No mind them. Some of these people complaining won't even be able to life their butt from the bed of they travelled the same distance and had to play a game almost immediately angry
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:52pm On Jun 17, 2013
Diasporan: You that couldn't run during your High school days wink wink
Eeeee!!
Na-im she come here de claim Pele grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:49pm On Jun 17, 2013
adaobi123: A team against tahiti - I can score 24 undecided undecided tongue
grin
Freedom of speech de worry you grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:48pm On Jun 17, 2013
tonididdy: half-time

BACK TO WORK

*locks door...drops curtain*
Dude na which work you de do with naked woman body? grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:47pm On Jun 17, 2013
adaobi123: The first half was dry abeg. More goals !! undecided undecided
How many u fit score? grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:46pm On Jun 17, 2013
I go slap this commentator o, wetin be him own angry

Abeg keshi tey talk to the eagles, I know they are tired but let them play as a team and tell alexi lalas to shut his Yankee mouth ASAP angry
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:41pm On Jun 17, 2013
Chei! angry
ESPN commentator don kill us.
"Undisciplined" angry
Say defender do wetin hundreds of defenders do.
I go soon disconnect dem from my cable now. Bomboclaat angry

But Tahiti don de play us o grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:38pm On Jun 17, 2013
supaeagles: Still better than hearing the crap that comes out of alexi lalas's mouth undecided
Why the beef na angry

He's calling us sloppy now. Unfocused and then gives credit to Tahiti angry
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:34pm On Jun 17, 2013
Can someone pls tell this ESPN commentator to shut the f-ck up and stop disparaging my super eagles, the african champions angry
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:32pm On Jun 17, 2013
Nigeria's only hope is to beat Uruguay. Spain won't take this rubbish from the eagles.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:27pm On Jun 17, 2013
$10000 for anyone that can pronounce the name of the scorer of the 3rd goal grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:25pm On Jun 17, 2013
Gift340: keshi dy chuuu chewing gum
grin

This thread na comedy cheesy
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:22pm On Jun 17, 2013
adaobi123: undecided

I always watch soccer football tongue
Never knew that smiley

ItsModella: papa toshmann, how are you? grin grin grin
Pikin itsmodella I'm cool. Packing my bags for summer trips. Hope you're back to ATL, be seeing ya soon

And pls stop hating on musa---> Jet lag

igbsam: This musa is a very very very very useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless PLAYER
hehehehehehee grin

Nsogbu dikwa o. Spain nova come una don get high BP already
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tahiti - Confederations Cup: (6 - 1) On 17th June 2013 by toshmann(m): 8:15pm On Jun 17, 2013
Diasporan: We still have attacking problem
Ever heard of jet-lag? The super eagles have been in the air for the last 2-3days. Only arrives brazil 36hrs ago. Flying from Ohio to California gives me jet lag for 4hrs or more.


shocked shocked even Adaobi and itsmodella are watching soccer shocked shocked

Wonders shall never end
Politics › Re: Let's Learn To Love And Trust Each Other As A Nation by toshmann(m): 1:09pm On Jun 17, 2013
Idowuogbo: Lmao! May God deliver u.
Amen cheesy
But I think Nigeria needs the deliverance more grin

C'mon honey lets unite the country, Toshmann style wink
Politics › Re: Let's Learn To Love And Trust Each Other As A Nation by toshmann(m): 1:30am On Jun 17, 2013
May be its time to try out the .....
TOSHMANN'S THEORY OF SOCIO-CULTURAL INTEGRATION AND PATRIOTISM which states that

"nigeria's huge and debilitating problem of tribalism can only be solved through inter-tribal and inter-religious banging and counter-banging without condoms"

Eg, if you're Igbo, have it as a moral national duty to bang Yoruba babes without condoms. If you're Yoruba, have it as a moral duty to hammer Igbo babes condomlessly. By the year 2060, we will populate this country with a generation of true Nigerians. People whose grand parents are Igbo/Yoruba/efik/Hausa/ Moslem/catholic/ etc. lets see how tribalism will survive.

Where's that Fulani girls number again
https://www.nairaland.com/1162373/sambos-aide-marries-nkiru-sylvanus/4#13843985


This is the only way forward. I tell ya. If you are expecting this generation of Nigerians to unite, you are pushing your luck too far.

Think ahead, plan now. I, Toshmann, will do my best for the future generations. Where are the non-Igbo babes here?

ID!!' Idowuogbo o o o honey where art thou!!!'
Dandy-Dindy Candy girl cheesy come lets show our patriotism in my romance room of no regrets kiss

Ishilove !
Ishilove !!!'
Ishimann !!!' cool
Nairaland General › Re: Pictures Of The Most Attractive Armed Forces In The World by toshmann(m): 6:09am On Jun 16, 2013
lucenzo: MEXICO


https://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01745/femalesoldiers_12_1745248a.jpg
Sombreros ... Mexican soldiers




PALESTINE



https://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01745/femalesoldiers_08_1745249a.jpg
Headscarf ... member of the Palestinian security forces
If you marry this kind babe, you don't want to cheat on her at all. grin

See eyes cheesy . This one go kill you in one second and change the topic fast grin
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Miss Flight To South-Africa by toshmann(m): 6:06am On Jun 16, 2013
Why do we have to fly to South Africa before heading to brazil? If our flights can't go directly to Rio De Janeiro, why not arrange ijaw fishermen to canoe them directly across the Atlantic Ocean?

I gotta tell ya, they'll be there in no time. cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 5:57am On Jun 16, 2013
Party ndi naijiria na Dayton grin
Highlife music cheesy

My yes is my yes
My no is my no
Boni boni identity
grin

Plus original Arabanko owerri cheesy

Arabanko, danfo da-ri-ver (driver grin )
Arabanko, taxi da-ri-ver grin
Arabanko K K na pepper grin
Hotel aka nri aka ekpe

Ogu Su na ala Igbo, Igbo anyi agbagbula nu oku o
Ogu Su n'imo steti lee,
Imo anyi abaralanu oku o grin


Chei, achi gbuo m onwe m oo grin

But at the end of the show, achutaghi m any babe sad


otele: unu mee castrate tosman now before ya adi very late grin
angry angry

[quote author=pres-elect]Otele iji okwu dia. Megodi imagine castrated toshman, grin
Ebelebe igba grin[/quote]angry

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