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Adufaye: I get der song 4 ma fone nd d lyrics eh......na warning 2 recruits nd I stil dy ask y dem dy join!!
Just see d lyrics blow
"No body call u make u come join us,na here we dey u can carry problem cum o, anytin u see o,na ur own! Anytin u hear o,na ya palaba"
"U hv cum on board o,dy is no goin back o"
"Ma mama warn me make I no follow bad boys bt I follow bad boys.........enta cell"

And sum mumu guys go dy listen 2 d music on d day of der blendin nd dem go stil join!!!
Jew 4life
JEW til death do apart

I once met a Nigerian at Cardiff university who confessed to have been in a cult in Nigeria, he said he can't believe the freedom of going about your business without looking over your shoulders. I told him I never had to look over my shoulders even in Nigeria. He admitted that he's been in bondage.

But when I asked him to send a message to the younger ones at home to avoid cultism he bucked .

kolamilan: you and shymexx should Stop fretting pls is enough we are celebrating.

adaobi123: MUSA GO AND RETIRE ABEG

bokohalal: Una sure say dem don give SE their bonus?

otokx: he has a masters in offside engineering.

adaobi123:

Why is everyone underestimating my football abilities ? I could be part of the super falcons

omar22: USA was at the 1950 world cup, can you tell me when Nigeria's first attended the world cup

oloriooko: All you blaming the eagles should not quickly forget that these guys travelled all through only to arrive brazil few hours before this match.

Diasporan: You that couldn't run during your High school days

adaobi123: A team against tahiti - I can score 24

tonididdy: half-time

BACK TO WORK

*locks door...drops curtain*

adaobi123: The first half was dry abeg. More goals !!

supaeagles: Still better than hearing the crap that comes out of alexi lalas's mouth

Gift340: keshi dy chuuu chewing gum

adaobi123:

I always watch soccer football

ItsModella: papa toshmann, how are you?

igbsam: This musa is a very very very very useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless PLAYER

Diasporan: We still have attacking problem

Idowuogbo: Lmao! May God deliver u.

May be its time to try out the .....
TOSHMANN'S THEORY OF SOCIO-CULTURAL INTEGRATION AND PATRIOTISM which states that

"nigeria's huge and debilitating problem of tribalism can only be solved through inter-tribal and inter-religious banging and counter-banging without condoms"

Eg, if you're Igbo, have it as a moral national duty to bang Yoruba babes without condoms. If you're Yoruba, have it as a moral duty to hammer Igbo babes condomlessly. By the year 2060, we will populate this country with a generation of true Nigerians. People whose grand parents are Igbo/Yoruba/efik/Hausa/ Moslem/catholic/ etc. lets see how tribalism will survive.

Where's that Fulani girls number again

lucenzo: MEXICO


https://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01745/femalesoldiers_12_1745248a.jpg
Sombreros ... Mexican soldiers




PALESTINE



https://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01745/femalesoldiers_08_1745249a.jpg
Headscarf ... member of the Palestinian security forces

Arabanko, danfo da-ri-ver (driver )
Arabanko, taxi da-ri-ver
Arabanko K K na pepper
Hotel aka nri aka ekpe

Ogu Su na ala Igbo, Igbo anyi agbagbula nu oku o
Ogu Su n'imo steti lee,
Imo anyi abaralanu oku o

otele: unu mee castrate tosman now before ya adi very late