₦airaland Forum

Toks2008: Honestly i don't know what to say.

Women these days are far more promiscuous than men

women have always been more promiscous than men. history did not get the true statistic bc wpmen are expert covert adulteresses. if a woman is determined to cheat, she will and no one will ever find out. those that are caught are those that are either amatuer or are fed up with marriage and are carefree about getting caught, or over confident ones.

majority of these cheating ladies are married ones. Worst still, they never tell their partner in adultery that they are married.

Now that happened to me. Even after her marital status was exposed all she could say was I remind her of her man

Now i understand clearly this verse in the bible.

Proverbs 31:10-12 (King James Version)

Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.

Hmm, I STRONGLY believe there are still good girls available

My Advice to men

Forget about putting your wife away if caught in adulterous act and she is sorry for the act. 99.9% of ladies these days are cheats and unfortunately you just have to marry one of these people. So pursue her and bring home even a worse lady.

Story . This na real cock and bull story
I for kukuma open brothel for am na! We must not loose this war on morality. Do what you like before marriage I don't care. Once married, close your damn legs. The sanctity of marriage MUST be preserved. I don't even need to catch my wife (if any) to divorce her. All I need is a suspicion of infidelity to end the union.

Now let me educate you about marriage, marriage depends on TLC. T-trust, L-Love, C-Compatibility.
L and C can go up and down. C is a life long process which is worked out daily. But T is sacrosanct. Once trust is betrayed it can never be rebuilt. If you live with a woman ( or man) that you don't trust, you are of all men, most miserable. So if you are at work, you're not sure whether she's hitting it with your gateman, your house help, your visiting younger brother , her boss at work. Your soul is not at peace. If she opens leg for you, you wonder who else has been there in the last 24hrs. You're not sure whether to wear condoms or not. She gets pregnant you start thinking of DNA? Haba! You will die young. You will die young. Get out of that union and find your rib.

I don't subscribe to the proposition that people will always cheat. I'm not being naive. I know the world is a moral mess, but I know there are still people o substance. Unfortunately, marriage is not so exciting anymore ( may be bc I'm in US) but I know once you get your own, that special one, it will work.

And adultery is not an issue of "I'm sorry, it was a mistake" hell no. Adultery is a well planned, well executed evil sweet phenomenon. Any woman who can do that, can kill. Any man who can do that, can abandon his family in times of stress.

I'll divorce her fast and apologize later. If all women are adulterers, then I remain where I am. I'm happy after all. I'll get one pregnant get a child and remain single. Afterall as I always say, for this my location, marriage don die finish

babyosisi: Say it loud and clear sis
They live in Jos
Couldn't she go to Bukuru or Pankshin sef with the man
There is a place called Nassarawa toto,the next state over
She couldn't go there for the rendezvous
Mschtwwww

Have u considered her safety? Make she no go jam Fulani gunmen on duty suddenly. Then dem go kill am with her co-fornicator. Them she go die on "duty" and head straight to hell.

Abeg na who get strength read this epistle make he helep us explain am in 3 sentences

biolabee: Somebody

Lol
Is it like Nigerian pastor faking American accent or what?

spoilt: Even married women with children need to de stress. She is foolish to bring him home. Rule number one never get caught! Stay sleek and keep the statistics of cheating women real low, LOL.you know It makes men happy when they quote their 60% to our 40%.

Now this na one original runs babe wey know how far. Truth is, when it comes to matters of "banging" men can NEVER win women. Men only talk. Women hammer silently and even claim victim on top of am.

At the end of the day, who will marry all these Akwuna women? . . . . . . . . . It's still us

biolabee: good man...

I am the goodest man on planet earth.
Infact them don complete my mansion in heaven with complete bar and cable tv. Saint Peter don commision am already. They are waiting for the year 2084 when I will die so I can come and occupy.

Dem don even give me tittle for heaven sef.

Toshmann the Great

biolabee: Go in peace... Your sins are forgiven thee

Her hold on you is broken.. shout Halleluyah someboriii



now u r talking....

Hallelujah someboriii

What does someboriii mean

babyosisi: Any man that finds a faithful God fearing wife like me is truly blessed
I thank God for my life

Faithful wives dey scarce. Even at that, majority of them go fall into the hands of promiscous men
But even when the faithful wives marry faithful husbands like my humble self( ) , other issues may jump out to scatter the joy of a marriage

Infidelity is not the only marriage destroyer

biolabee: AND U sef climb am poke am after the revelation....
badt madt guy!!

Nooo, I didn't return to her again o

babyosisi: Haba Tosh
Certainly not a Nigerian woman
Stop exaggerating

Nne my eye don see something for this America.
I always believed our Nigerian women are different. But not anymore. Not all of them sha, but some.

coogar: you were humping another man's wife even after you were warned by a friend. you cannot escape punishment - wait till hungry alligators start pursuing you in your dreams...

Dude chillax. How could I know this comedian was serious. The babe kept it away from me na, never wore a ring, never talked of a husband, no photos of him in her room, nothing.

As per alligators, that one na small. Dinosaurs don pursue me for dream before, I survive. So your alligator na moi-moi.

babyosisi: Lol
I was talking about the woman in Jos
But yes you too
You fit get heirs growing somewhere else
Biko don't talk more before someone decodes your woman and tongues will start wagging

Lol. Make una leave that woman alone. At least she has some small respect for her husband. Why else will she hide her lover when her husband came back?

If na for Ohio here, a cheating woman will open the door and donate one original slap to the husband for knocking without respect

Then she go file for divorce
Those of us wey dey abroad know what that means for the dude , if he no get pre-nup

babyosisi: But jokes apart now
That husband in the story ought to go and carry out a DNA test for them kids
They may not be his
How brazen can a woman be to bring in the lover into her own home ?
That her husband is mild o

The husband was abroad. She was a unical student. I was also a happy-go-lucky unical student. Life was sweet and the girl was sweet. I had actually started thinking o having a relationship with her. But after the discovery, I had to focus on another girl. . . . . . . neglecting my books in the process and of course failing exams

No blame me o even my papa vex carry me go throway for UK, think say e go better for there
The rest is history

babyosisi: Chei
Tosh
Na so u dey slaughter married women eh kwa
Abomination!!!

Abomination no be small. Everytime I jam hard luck in life I remember her, but anyway I don overcome that feeling. She's doing good now with her husband and she's got great kids and a wonderful family. So whatever it was, baba nke bi n'igwe musta forgiven by now bc if heaven were to punish, na she, wey deliberately sleep with me, hiding the fact that he is married, na she heaven for punish first.

babyosisi: She is no akwuna
Nobody has considered the fact that her husband may be impotent

Eziokwu

The thing no de do am jare, we know every

But wait o, what of the man wey been de do am with her? Wasn't he married too? Why ain't we talking about him? And the woman he cheated.

logica: Only losers will look for her.

Loosers plenty na

She will only receive a stream of clients when she's honest with herself and opens her own brothel where she can charge in cash or kind (pepper-soup).

That is also another option.
Either way, she go get plenty visitors.


Which part of jos is this by the way

everyday: Its not news.Women are naturally promiscuous.

I think men like "action" before marriage. But once marriage don happen I don't know what happens to men, they slow down, but the women become Fires from Furripitemia . Nothing de ever do them. Just hope there's no guy hanging around and hope ya wife is not idle or alway alone at home. Bc na I'm de cause wahala.

babyosisi: I love it when folks fall for all my twisted humor
Anyway sha
Is it because we are Nigerians
In Cameroon,this is no biggie
A married woman can even go out and born pikin for another man and return to continue the marriage from where she stopped
I hear part of Ijawland and Edo allow same
She had small uha soup after eating egusi for so long
It's not as if she killed somebody

Lol. But BabyO I gotta tell ya, I had a girlfriend back in the days in Naija who wanted me to father her first child. She was getting married and wanted me to father her first child.

I had another girl in Unical who was married and I didn't know. Someone told me she is married I thought he was joking, he said he attended her wedding. I brushed it aside bc the dude is a well known joker. Then one day I jokingly asked my girl why she didnt tell me she was married. You know, I expected to hear something like "what are you talking about?" But guess what I heard! "How did you find out?" And she was laughing. I was shocked beyond words. Then she said I looked exactly like her husband. It just feels like I'm him. Lol. Tosh nwa mama, I no know whether to slap am or to run go church for cleansing.
Guess what, she still invited me to come to her room and spend the night. This na babe wey nova reach 1yr of marriage. When marriage suppose still de sweet am.

logica: Yes o. Now all the neighborhood women with itchy vee-jays will come looking for the man. His stock has risen. Meanwhile no man will come looking for the woman.

Wrong!!
Many men will look for her. She's established Akwuna and so customers will flow. This is the one sector of the economy that never undergoes recession. Tested and proven. From ages to ages.

achi4u: Or else ime gini??

Oh! ichoro nke gbara aji ...?D chai!

ok ka m ba nu ahia umunwanyi.

Biko mee osiso . . . or else

Abeg wetin be Don Simon? Na Nigerian beer abi na slang?

babyosisi: You see am
She asked the lover for a plate of peppersoup,he bought a whole pot
If she asked some more ,he would have brought a whole goat ( Ewu Awusa)
I bet you her husband won't even buy her ordinary groundnuts and banana
Who knows how much she has endured in the hands of that thing she called husband
I bet you her husband's manhood is not even in tip top condition hence she went looking for somebody to fill in the blank spaces

She was tempted because of the condition she found herself in
SHe has managed and can manage no more

When a woman resorts to chasing her kids outside and locking the door for a moment of pleasure
That woman has endured until she could endure no more
The man should check himself o
He should check himself I say
He is lacking well well

The shame belongs to him
Now everybody knows his manhood no dey function

Hehehehe
Una see why marriage na nonsense in this 21st century! This na man wey go arrange store for him wife o, working hard to set up his wife o. And she did this to him. And she even get supporters here
Message: e be like say adultery is going to be common in Nigeria as it is for here where I de live

Imanuelle: For real?
How about people that have a Golden fish, yet trade it for coal?

Once golden fish is tasted, it becomes just another fish with a different color

Whereas the coal is an enthralling unexplored product that needs to be excavated

makelove2m: Let anyman who is clean and free from adultry first cast the stone on the woman, When it come to a woman, it becomes NEWS, Abeg make we hear something jareh

Where is the stone? I'm ready to cast it right into her slutish skull

Yes! Not all men engage in adultery. And not all women engage in adultery.

Note: next time you should say " he who is without SIN" and not "he who is without ADULTERY" bc many of us re innocent of that great transgression but no one is without sin.

achi4u: torch onye oma kedu udi asa ichoro?

Achi chotaranu m asampete toro ogologo taa ahu, nke ara ya kwu oto, Ike ya jukwara eju, afo ya Tara ata, imi ya kwu gem ka ogene, eze ya di ocha, onu ya na ato ka mmanu añu. Ahu ya na enwu muru muru n'enweghi aji n'ahu. Nke makwa akwukwo. Nwee ezigbo agwa.

Chotara nu m ya, odi oke mkpa

Or else. . . . .

BetaThings: Actually Americans have killed more innocent Muslims than the innocent Americans killed by Muslim Terrorists
But of course, "Christians never commit terror". Like Palin said, 'they carry out task from "God"'

Did the Americans Chant "in Jesus name" when they were dropping those bombs and firing their bullets?
Were the Americans killing as a religious duty to gain some reward in heaven?
D'you know that millions of Americans are atheists?
Since when did Sarah Palin become the mouth piece of America? Or Christians for that matter?

And talking of America and Islam, why do Muslims quickly forget the slaughter of Muslims in the Balkans by the Serbian dictator in the 90s, Muslims were massacred and who came to their rescue. . . . .? The AMERICANS !!! The Middle East countries did not act, the North African countries did not act. It was America that did.

When the supporter of APC was killing Muslims (Arab Muslims killing black Muslims ) in Sudan, who first cried out? The Americans again.
By the way we blacks na wa o, even in religion, na blacks de suffer pass.

tbaba1234: Another one, today

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22823290

If he was a muslim, they will replace gunman with terrorist.

A gunman is someone who for some reason has gone crazy and is shooting and killing people.

A terrorist has an agenda. Usually not acting alone. Intends to affect policy decision via violence.

The Muslim who went crazy in Texas fort hood massacre is yet to be convicted (I guess). The justice department is yet to classify him as terrorist bc his actions are yet to be fully defined as terrorism. And he's a Muslim o.

So the terminology ( terrorist vs gunman ) depends on the motive of the violence. But let me ask, is tht your main problem? Whether gunman or terrorist, the name is of little importance to me. They are both despicable. So there's no advantage therein for either nomenclature.

[quote author=Lord_Reed]Oh please! Not another poor us Muslims thread.

I guess you were not born when the IRA was getting all the news or when troubles between Catholics and Protestants in Ireland were in the news week after week.

Please this your sob stories are getting old jor.[/quote]Please educate them. What about the guerrillas of South America that got so much coverage in the 80s and 90s