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[quote author=Egba -kid]Lol. Vingt-....[/quote]o un tel enfant

Au revoir

Egba girl: Lol. Pas de probleme

Quel âge avez-vous [size=4pt]slip of hand[/size]

spikes C: Moi, i do

Spike C

How's otele and co? Ishilove, Adaobi, idowuogbo and all them kids nko?

Egba girl: Lycée? Lol. Je ne suis pas un ado.
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Oops, my bad

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Ewoooooo you're taking this letter too serious o.
I stopped reading after the second line........that's all that mattered [/quote]D'you actually believe I read it

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Lol ....... Am I supposed to feel bad? [/quote]Is it even possible for u to feel bad

Happiness is a choice.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Blow up dolls no dey?

Romance without finance no be romance at all[/quote]Toys can't cuddle, they can't kiss. They are not warm. Why not go for the natural thing. After all freely you were given and freely should you give. Abi no be so?

pchax: What a logic! Totally unbiased and convincing!!
What a slowpoke!!!

Slowdown, no die of high BP o
Have some fun for a few moments in life, okay
Good for ya health

Egba girl: Lol!! ca va bien. Et toi?

Ca va bien

Tu be Avis pas au lycée aujourd'hui ?

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Lol you're a joker

So you no be billionaire? [/quote]You see why we have to lie to get a girl?
If I tell I say I no get money you go gree marry me?
So wetin una want make poor man do? Vaseline?

Niggas need babes, money or no money

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Ewoooooo you're taking this letter too serious o.
I stopped reading after the second line........that's all that mattered [/quote]Making women happy is all that matters in a relationship.. . . . . . . . . .that is why men don't live long

Egba girl: LOL! Bros, calm down. no vex, na this woman/man matter we dey talk

Je t'aime mon amour. C'mon cava?

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Why do I keep seeing women ?

Are you praising us [/quote]Naturally
I simply read the letter in traditional Chinese. What better way to praise women than to bash men

Which is exactly what the letter did.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Rose ehn? I want the most expensive flowers in the market.

Buy me flowers grows diamonds as leaf [/quote]Now you see why e no de work .
You nova ask how much I get for bank, how much I need for my own needs. That one no concern u na.
But we go still try sha. Make we de do sacrifice make the spirits and our ancestors no get excuse for not blessing us (ancient Igbo adage)
[s]Make I go bank robbery to get some extra cash. Give me two days. [/s]
FBI na joke o, CIA/ NSA abegi o, I just de joke with na sister o

Just starters? Oh huh boyyyy, can't Imagine how We go finish am

A-A you know where this go ebe na
No pretend here o. This na investment.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]This is in modern Chinese nau I want it in traditional Chinese [/quote]Okay.

[size=5pt]This Texas babe na wayo o[/size]
親愛的女性， 首先，我們很抱歉。我們很抱歉，雖然我們看起來像男人一樣，我們經常喜歡的男生。我們甚至不知道這意味著什麼是男人了。隨著我們長大，我們得知哈普

Qīn'ài de nǚxìng, Shǒuxiān, wǒmen hěn bàoqiàn.Wǒmen hěn bàoqiàn, suīrán wǒmen kàn qǐlái xiàng nánrén yīyàng, wǒmen jīngcháng xǐhuan de nánshēng.Wǒmen shènzhì bù zhīdào zhè yìwèizhe shénme shì nánrénle.Suízhe wǒmen zhǎngdà, wǒmen dé zhī hā pǔ

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]You take monopoly moneiz?[/quote]This babe eh

What type of flower and which hand (L or R) would you be kissing?

Na rose na. And I go kiss ya R hand

Only 7 editions? Not god enough

That na for starters

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Read me the letter in Chinese[/quote]Bc I like you

亲爱的女性， 首先，我们很抱歉。我们很抱歉，虽然我们看起来像男人一样，我们经常喜欢的男生。我们甚至不知道这意味着什么是男人了。随着我们长大，我们得知哈普

rokiatu: God help Africa women.

Weep not sister. Treat your men better and they will love you to hell. Men are sensitive and of you treat a man lol your king he will almost automatically treat you like a queen. Unless he has no conscience.

Our problem, dear rokiatu, is not in our stars, but in us. (Cassius @ roman senate, 44 BC)

WE'VE failed each other woefully. WE must first accept that WE are the problem, before WE can begin to solve the problem.
Blaming the other gender is a direct signal that WE are not yet ready to solve the problem.

If you ask me, this problem is here to stay
So just hold urself, be a great woman, find a great man, and respect him even when he's broke. He'll stay and he'll behave. Then you'll be fine.

Cheer up

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Don't need to cuz you know you wouldn't mind reading that to me in HD [/quote]You know, given the appropriate conditions, I could read that to you on my knees with tears in 3D

I'll also kiss your hand at the end of the reading and drop a bunch of flowers at your feet.

Just for $1million.

You'll also have a coupon for 7 new editions of the apology letter including the long form, the certified form and the one with Geneva stamp

lorretta u: @OP,what did u really expect?that the men will agree to this?the earlier you realize that they are not ready to grow up the better for you.
The basic guy today will want to be like a kid let loose in a candy store.they have no shame in that.they call it their Nature.my sister.you have no idea how many times I've asked myself this same question.one thing I know for sure is that 99% of men in this forum didn't grow up in a home where their fathers loved their mothers.it tells from their speech.it seems like an impossibility to them.as if loving your woman is an emasculating act..u can't blame them.
Like some people say,WE GIVE UP

Girl you want to know the truth?
Can you handle the truth?

Ok, here's the truth;

There are good guys and there are good girls. When they meet, it works and they don't complain.

Anything that disrupts this formular will lead to broken promises and broken relationships.

So if your rlshp is broken or faulty, take a look at the mirror. You will find why your partner is misbehaving. This truth goes both ways. When my ex was misbehaving, I saw the reason in the mirror. But she didnt look into the mirror to also find out why I was misbehaving. And so it scattered.

[s] Now I'm running from hole to hole looking for that first experience I got from that broad that disvirgined me a few weeks after my 20th birthday. She disappeared after introducing me to the adult world. And left me . . . [/s]

So stop blaming the other gender. It's both genders. But only real men and women acknowledge that it's both genders. Those finger pointing are not yet matured. Which is why matured people will not take this OP serious

We're you able to handle this truth? Or d'you prefer finger pointing

Problem solving abilities is not for everybody, you know

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I esp wanna hear you read the letter to me [/quote]For $1million I could read you a photocopy of the letter

Myne White: Dear Women,

First of all, we're sorry. We're sorry that although we look like men, we often act like boys. We're not even sure what it means to be men anymore. As we grow up, we learn that to be happy is to be self-indulgent and self-centered. We try to make enough money so that we can have the right TV with the right video games in the right home. We want to date you and maybe even marry you but we are scared to focus on someone else instead of ourselves. Isn't it sad that we see committing to you as a potential threat to our happiness instead of a wonderful opportunity?

Here's what we don't understand: True happiness comes from being true men. We think and act like boys who don't want their toys taken away. We look up to "role models" in the media who teach us to get as much gratification out of life as possible. We may claim to be spiritual, or even firm atheists, but pleasure is the god that we worship, whether we realize it or not. Unfortunately, women tend to be just another part of our hedonistic lifestyle. Please know this: True men won't treat you like an irritating obstacle or a sexual convenience.

A real man understands that women are to be cherished and treated with care and honor. He sees marriage as the opportunity to be a real-life superhero—he leaves behind his old identity and becomes a new person, dedicated to serving his wife and children. Although he will struggle at first, a true man who marries eventually understands that he can't fit through the narrow doorway to happiness if he tries to carry all of his toys with him. There is just enough room for him and his wife, arm in arm, committed to their marriage.

Women, you can help us become real men! Most importantly, we want to feel admired by you. Help us to know that you love us just as we are, even if there is room for improvement. Do this by giving us words of validation; praise us for the things we do well. This means more to us than we let on.

In return, we will make sure that you feel loved and cherished by us. We will learn to talk with you so you can be heard and understood, not so that we can tell you how to solve your problems. We'll also try to learn to express how we feel without withdrawing or getting angry. With polished communication we can learn that what makes you happy makes us happy too! What a concept!

Once again, we're sorry. We are to blame, even though good male role models are hard to find these days. We've ignored our calling to become true men and instead act like we're in high school for as long as we can. Please trust that we are capable of more than this.

If you are frustrated with the man in your life, do your best to forgive him and start fresh. After a while, if it's clear that he will not become a real man, leave him. You deserve better.

A healthy relationship will make everyone involved feel happy. When we are happy, we are capable of living meaningful and fulfilling lives alongside one another. Thank you for your understanding and patience as we journey onward to find happiness and become real men.

Sincerely,
Men

http://www.romancemeetslife.com/2013/06/one-man-writes-open-letter-to-women.html

Side effects of drug abuse

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I want Nigerian men to read this letter to me (esp first and second line) while prostrating.[/quote]Get off the drugs

adexsimply: hmmmn

Yes

Shawnmayor: SHITT!!! Spurs should have wrapped this up at game 6.

You wish

Determination on the path of the heats got them this title. i guess this team are here to stay and stay for good. #team Lakers#

White Hot Miami Heat

robosapien: Do any one of you guys believe that Lebron James might go back to Cleveland

He can always visit cleveland For tourism perhaps

mmark12: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Acidosis: Well, I don't blame them

Na their country... their father land

Whenever I remember my root, I always have a reason to smile.
I'm only waiting for the day the U.K government will ask me to pay £3000 entry fee into my village

Until then... I'm sooo cool with whatever law they make
You live your life there.. I live mine here
If I have a reason to be there, I pay! and if the cash is unavailable, I siddon my house!

omo, life na jeje oo... no time for much talk..


And for those who want to travel "abroad" for travelling sake, the globe comprises of over [b]190 countries and about 3400 cities, meaning you can't even tour half of the cities in the world if you decide to spend 1week/1 city [/b]


Just do your best and make impact wherever you are.. No need for insults..

They can always go to Tahiti

dayokanu: GAMBO don save IDEYE FROM BOKO HARAM

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]For real, the USA passport carriers lucky [/quote]Lol

Free/immediate Canadian citizenship
Entry to most country go easy

I no know wia my green passport dey sef

So how u take de go London for monthly shopping
Come to think of it, I've not seen my green passport since 2011. Make I go make sure say e still dey o

TheBookWorm: Nigerians should stay in Nigeria or travel to the US that welcomes highly trained immigrants.

Hehehe I laugh in Zulu. Make I no talk

Torres nne gi