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[quote author=pres-elect]Ify m
Agafego m chewing gum, m na atazi granut ugbua (ground nuts)

Ify ngwa biawa zie nu [/quote]Darfur inaha e-petegharila, okwa idi lucky ify egbughi gi, kama iga aga choochi ga tuo mmamma, na isi n'onu agu gbaputa, gi choro igbaghachi na ya bu agu. odikwara gi egwu o.
ka ify omegoro gi belusom?
ify biko imara ebe idebere uburu nwanne m nwoke wu darfur, jiri nwayo nweghachiri anyi ya. inugo nne. ifylacious ifybekee. biko weghachiri darfur onuku obere uburu oji n'a-manage uwa ojoo ya
biko inugo. kamakwa ka m kwupo gi ugwo. anyhow ugwo m ga akwuya . .lol

if only you guys passed through a medical school, or even a microbiology class, and know the kind microbes wey full the female hole eh una no go even gree go near there
for work i dey wear gloves double to even put my hand in there now i hear some people de put their tongue inside anus. chei! women don reduce men to common village ekuke

But dont get me wrong, BJ is highly welcome it is safe, clean amd the male organ is very easy to clean and remains clean most of the time, the sperm is also sterile, seriously, unless the guy get STD, if not it's sterile, compared to the female vagi.nal fluid which is slightly acidic and had legions of microbes who are natural residents of that zone.

im begining to like this airforce guy so
the guy UUUGLIEE DIE , but e no stop am from saying his mind . .
anyways, freedom of speech includes yeye speech from UGLY people

IAMBREEZY: SMH... So beautiful african women don finish,

There are lots of other handsome men out there for beautiful african women to follow. John utaka is not the only young man that pretty african girl go marry.

By the way, if he marry Hausa or Yoruba girl now, dem go say why he no marry Igbo,

Let him be men, pray for him. Wish him well. E go better. Marriage no easy abroad o. Most guys dey on their 3rd marriage now

Una see say 1.00am don nack, this girl no come
And I get to go work at daybreak

Okay o. Congy over to you, what a weekend.

That thing is addictive o.
I know some dude that got into it and he can't do without it now
Even after enjoying his girlfriend he still has to do it to be really satisfied. The guy is going crazy now. I've recommended he visits a psychologist. He's had 3 fiancées in 2 yrs all bc of "self touch"

E better say I go Find akwuna" than "self touch" .

Anyway, e be like say the weekend won't be bad afterall, Emily my western cincy rugged blondie said shes coming over.

But 9.00 don nack I nova hear door bell
Na so one winchy stripper tell me say she dey come on Friday night, kept me awake waiting till 3.00am. I no trust all these "I de come" girls

Abeg make she come save me o. Toshmann is having real congylitis here.

spikes C: Conji n'adogi, i choro onye i ga ata ife

Nnaa see o
How person go work from morning till night, Monday to Friday and yet he no fit find girl for weekend.
It ain't funny dude! stop laughing.

Not even one. Even one. Na wa o. This foolish Italian babe wey I get just disappear. I wonder which of her boyfriends she de Slam at this moment. Choi!

I AM ANGRY!

Jealous people stop hating on this marriage and wish them well. This girl is beautiful, if you disagree, comot ya photo make we see.

I wish them a happy married life. Period. All the girls hating here, I sure say many of una type go don reject the guy before, now wey him don find correct babe una de jealous.

All the guys wey de hate for here, comot una babe photo make we see .

Just wish them well and move on. Haba

And by the way, someone says black girls are better in bed I laugh inZulu . That na pure lie. Black girls for sabi pass for masochism and "violent-sweet-sexuality" but when it comes to odd stuff like you know. . . . You know . . . . . . Oyibo pass for that side

More importantly, s-e-x is not the most important thing in a relationship. Trust, Love and compatibility (TLC) are more important

What a useless weekend
I couldn't even bring a girl home, not even one.

My enemies have started working hard.
Tufiakwa!!!

Even my back up emergency girl is out of town. Na wa o.
Not even my Kenyan sleeper.
Ha, even ever ready Emily no pick her phone. Na wa o

Make I try call am again. Wetin man pikin go call this one na. Person for get heart attack for here o

[quote author=nwa-uwa]Ify no maternity leave.
Infact,Ify na enye nwam ara.O ji gi ugwo [/quote]He he he he he

See how racist Nigerians are. Na wa o.
Nobody had the decency to wish them well and nothing else

jesoul my sister . . . i guess you are right. i'm not mentally fit for all this BS. a friend from kenya sent me that link. well, i shoulda known better.

OMG I'm in tears now.
I hope all this fooling around with girls won't hunt me later in life.

Ishilove: Indeed. Na conji dey wound am

de thing don wound me badly . . . be like i no go wait for friday o, i de enter club this night . . . . .

i go start with strip club . .

bc i dey off today na im this congy find me come, meanwhile i dey off tomorow again . . .well, ladies and gentlemen. . . my weekend has just begun . . make i go baff in readiness for tonight . .

make congy no give me heart attack

@spike C
Pls do me a favor, get mr cork to keep adaobi busy and then pls keep ishilove busy. make me and my candy see road

Ishilove: You have just confirmed my suspicions. Tosh is feeling very horrny today.

It happens: It's one of those days

it came too early, usually it's on fridays. that way i'll daba club go look for some loose chick wey miss road . or i'll call my back up italo girlfriend (who prolly has 10 boyfriends )

but if i can get ID, Then i will settle down . . . or if ishimann is up to 25 i will try her side

adaobi123: you need to sleep, there is something wrong with ME

dont worry, i'll put a call thru to london, i'll get otele's mom to release him for ya

spikes C: Pervert master, call me when the kids go to bed

dude
i dont do men! okay? i'm not gay

adaobi123: of course i know

so why were u asking me to go to bed by 5pm?

Idowuogbo: Na! Let me c!!!

i trust u sha . . .but we have to wait for kids like adaobi and ishilove to go to bed . . it's not good for them to see my ekwenche like that, it may give them epilepsy

adaobi123:

you didnt know different latitudes have different time zones? haven't you heard of time zones before?

which school u de go for that londen sef? ok, st mary's elementary school
ok

Ishilove: As in ehn, I jus dey read his posts dey clap hand

Soon na leg you go clap
that is when i'll dance my own azonto . . in between 'em

adaobi123:

he's suffering from insomnia

it's 5.58pm here kid . . haba

adaobi123: toshmann go to bed

hey kid . . .
you forget i'm in US, it's 5.54pm here. and even if it's midnight, i'm off today and tomorow, i'm an old uncle not some school kid and don't tell me you are one of those who confuse me with otele.(who is obviously in bed now)

by the way, your mates otele and mr cork are asleep. what are u doing here? listening to adult gist from adults like me and my candy dandy dindy ID . .

Idowuogbo: U first! Let me see dat ur EXTRA large london.

hope you wont run o . . .

Idowuogbo: My milkshake brings all d boys toshmann alone to my house...

can i see them candy ID's milk shakes

why hide 'em from me?

i'm loving her more

Idowuogbo: Really? Aww... Na so!

yes

Man magnet!

wetin be man magnet?

U got to love her regardless.

her? who? you? yes of course

Idowuogbo: Hi tosh!!!! Any gist? Comot dat thing na

the gist be say i love you na

and in my own imo state a baby factory was discovered . .
women paid to get pregnant and the babies sold for money . .

ID!!, where's my candy girl?

idowuogbooooooooo

i'm missing yaaaaaa

and here is another sad tale. . . . some dude sent me a bad link . . . . obviously the bad videos are not included but the information is included in this clip.. . . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/1308198/another-sad-black-story#15983074

another capitalistic humiliation of the black woman.

God will save our race

again mods, not sure in which section this should be, sexuality or foreign affairs. . . pls kindly send it to the right section as you deem fit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzVyZ9vEncg

someone sent me the above link of a sad story involving the black woman. again it has to do with a white man. but this is different, 11 college students from kenya were paid 3,000 kenyan shillings to have indecency with a dog and it was being filmed and perhaps to be used for business.

again, only the black woman will fall for this humiliation.

Idowuogbo: Interesting...

U don buy ya coffin?

no tell ma say u be husband killer o