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Ebayray:
Lmao @number 6

Tosyne2much, I'm surprised you didn't mention "Menstruation"

Have you at a point in time used that trick?

Jobia:
never thought i'd see the day you'll make sense


Just kidding. Sensible comment.

You ehn

redbeans:
baby, i'm a goner. I created a thread same time with tosyne2much. This my thread will be like a desert

Ahn ahn. Why u talk so baba?

kimbraa:
You never jam.

Haven't you said that when a man's dick is erected he no longer reasons with his brain?.

This one weak me ooo.. But how come I no be like that nah?

dingbang:
I just remember say all the self contains wey I don visit, chair no dey.. Na only bed... Even babes house wey I visit.dem no get chair

So, babes sef don dey pack chairs comot for their room so guys go fit sit down on top their bed? Nawa oooo

Lalas247:
My boyfriend cannot be SEX STARVED
It's impossible kolewerk

Abi Bf na lie ?

Na him be say you go use sex take finish the guy

kimbraa:
Tosyn, is this a "No sex" relationship or things ladies should look out for when they're not in the sex mood?.

About wearing unappealing clothes, who does that just to avoid sex?, if he wants to bleep, if you like wear rags he'd still do what he wants.

All join

You mean even if a lady wears a rag, some guys go still sleep bleep her ? ROFLWKMD

dingbang:
I will soon throw away my chair wey dey my house because of this post....

Shey na today you don dey throw am out?

One of the greatest headaches of many young ladies in relationships is the issue of s*x. While they find themselves entangled in love, some guys tend to take advantage of their undying love with inappropriate sex demands even when their intention is only to hit and run away

If a lady denies a guy s*x, it is either the guy thinks she does not love him or she is actually having it with another person.

Dating a s*x starved guy comes with a lot of frustration, patience and endurance, and the following preparations and activities will help a great deal in helping ladies to know how to cope with them.

1. Avoid visiting him during rainfall

It's a known fact that, a 'weather for two', usually used on rainy days to imply a perfect weather for sex has pervasively become the order of the day in this the so-called modern days. The situation now is such that, it is an opportune time many guys normally satisfy their thirst for s*x. It's a very bad idea and a great torture to visit a s*x starved boyfriend in a rainy weather when you know you're sexually restrained

2. Take your leave when his joystick erects*

Be prepared to leave the scene the moment you're having a non romantic discussion (ASUU strike or rats invasion in Buhari's office) and his joystick begins to change from its default position. In fact, it should be the very moment your conversation starts hanging, words become scarce and both of you start staring at each other. In order to not seem like you're punishing him, endeavour to take your leave the moment he leaves where he was sitting and comes over by your side breathing heavily like Usain Bolt after an 100m race.

3. Never allow his friends vacate the room

The moments his friends who were all with both of you start leaving one after the other for no good reason, this could be arranged so that the show can begin . This is the right time to persuade them to stay and make them understand that you're feeling their presence, and that you may be forced to leave if they don't stay. When you are able to convince them to stay, you have spoilt their plans.

4. Always wear tight clothes when visiting

Another way ladies can cope with their s*x starved boyfriends is to wear tight clothes that have restrictions. This would make it pretty difficult getting them out of the cloth and it would give them enough time to lose interest when the chances of pulling the clothes is likened to chasing Buhari out of Aso Rock.. They are likely to get disappointed and you will hear statement like "this outfit doesn't make sense at all, why did you even wear it to my place? "

5. Always bring an escort along when visiting

Many will agree with me, Tosyne2much that it's practically impossible for him to initiate s*x when you bring someone along with you. If you have no friend around, take your dog along so that it will cause distraction. Although, this may cause quarrel between the both of you but it's one of the ways of protecting yourself

6. Avoid visiting if he has no chairs in his room

Some guys can go to the length of keeping their chairs in the neighbour's apartment, leaving only the bed so that the lady will feel more relaxed and distracted. The best thing to do is to take your chair to his house or better still, kindly sit on the carpet

7. Always dress Rural/ Unappealing

The way you present yourself matters a lot and you can't blame your boyfriend for demanding s*x from you when you act, dress and behave like someone who is willing to give it. If you're the type that usually dresses skimpy and flirts about, it won't be easy to cope with a starved guy. The best thing to do to piss them off is to avoid wearing skimpy dresses but rather a cloth that has fifty shoulder pads and can be wide enough to sew bedsheets. This will make you look sexually unappealing and it will make the guy's joystick go flaccid the moment you knock on his door

8. Always talk about Jesus in his presence

Always sing hymns and talk about Jesus Christ at regular intervals each time you're together. Always send Daddy Kumuyi's preachings as whatsapp broadcast first thing in the morning. Use Jesus' pictures as your wallpaper and screensaver and also paste in on the four walls of your room.

9. Avoid passing the night at his place

Even if circumstances beyond your control force you to pass the night at his place, avoiding sleeping on the bed with him, but rather let him sleep on the bed while you sleep on the floor and vice versa. This is a way of protecting yourself when you aren't willing to give in.

10. Direct him to your pastor or parents when he initiates s*x

This is a shocker for most s*x starved guys and it will make them lose interest rapidly. Since they have no marriage intentions they will never want to come see your parents but will look for a way to bow out of the relationship.

Thanks for reading.

Free free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much

Curled from http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/08/ladies-10-ways-to-cope-with-sx-starved.html

Hmmm

Happy Lavish Wedding

sexybbstar:
Lalasticlala And Tosyne2much are available

She's old enough to be my mother

Education is not encouraged in this part of the world. I believe ASUU demands is less that the money these money grubbing politicians use to maintain their private jets annually

emmabest2000:
Don't mind those over sabi wanabi ladies with half comatose brain ..

Can't stop laughing

Well said bro

HARDDON:
Succinctly said.

That plane fly and crash does not mean we should fly no more.

Come what may, we would take to the skies and engrave our initials across the sexy smile of the beautiful sun.
We are no mere men.

And by default, guys like me came fashioned with trust packs. No matter what, ladies can't but trust us. Not our faults. Its left for us to chose what lane we lean.

They can't as well blame us. Every bad guy has been maltreated by ladies

chyy5:
Do u have genuine intentions for her? If yes, then re-mphasis ur intention to her. Is obvious she is having financial problem. Don't capitalize on that to do anything funny to her. Tell her what u want from her and if she can't say yes, then she should not remember you when she's in need. This was how a gal friendzoned me years and using the money I give her to cook for her cultist boyfriend in school. She remembers me each time she's broke and even when d guy fought with someone nd got wounded, d gal came to me pretending that her mother is seriously sick, not knowing is the idiot. Well, she regretted it cos I was long gone when d iidot dumped her sorry asx.

This one na serious case oooo egbon

profhezekiah:
Please where can I get a girlfriend on naira land DAT doesn't demand for money?

Go to the sexuality section

Where are the "I am a wife not a maid" crew?

They will never like this topic

Freethought:
This is why i love stanbic ibtc bank. They will refund you immediately your account is erroneously debited.. Buh if you use first bank, my brother, it will take you nothing less than 11days before it's reversed.

I remember a day first bank erroneously debited me 80k(online transaction).. I could not sleep for close to 15days before it was eventually reversed on the 14th day

I love GTB too. Any unjust deduction will be credited back to your account without beckoning on the CC

dacovajnr:
[]The day wey this thing do me ehn .Atm no gree dispense..i vex carry Okada dey go house as I reach halfway na e I get alert of 10k debited!! Nibo!!Nazo I shout "Okada turn back,my money don dey pour for atm floor!!!" as I reach I cum ask "abeg who pack my money" dem just dey look me like say I don mad. Na later dem come Crédit my account [/b]

You be yeye guy I swear

nurey:
yes i have seen it before, 2009, Zenith bank Isale igbaein branch Abeokuta.

I dont know what the man did but he took his ATM card and left, as I and my friend got to the machine, the slot opened and out came 7k, 7k no be small money then, i ran after the man and handed over the money to him, he was grateful said he thought the machine wasnt dispensing.

Some people would have given gratitude to God for blessing them

Integrityfarms:
Yes, I had seen such before

With the trend of programming, such a thing no longer happen. Though, it used to happen few years back

The only thing that pisses people off call recording apps is because it eats up your memory

Nwodosis:
True love is a fiction it doesn't exist.

Who told you that?