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OP, I know say dem go don dey call you by now
Awon oniranu BBC

Na him sabi

This is a phone built for the less privilege. With all these specs for 21, 000, I hope this is not a trap sha cos I fear Itel ooo

Awon oniranu meji

Both of them deserve to be red carded out of your life

I don't think our opinions count since you're already considering the asshole back

E don tey wey we don dey lick battery nah if the thing dey misbehave

Omo, to see 19k phone no easy oooo

That's the only thing some of them have to offer not knowing that you can have big butt yet lose your man to a lady with flat butt

It means, may joystick fall on you

Sure now.

mykel25:
You can only preach pre marital sex to me when you're ure 25+ not yet married and still a virgin.....


Most virginity is lack of opportunity or finding someone that deserve it

I know people that preached virginity as a teen buh now dey have done it..... So I concluded that if ure less than 25 it means u ve not fight d battle to keep d virginity so it easier to preach NO PREMARITAL SEX

Infact u have to show me you're medically sound cuz most these preachers are suffering from LOW LIBIDO



VIRGINITY IS HIGHLY OVERRATED..... I DONT CARE IF MY WIFE DOESNT HAVE IT.

Ehn ehn

Warriboy21, so you sabi book like this?

Sydney17:
I feel sorry for the citizen of ekiti state!

Why you feel sorry for us bro?

Make I bend if Lalasticlala no push this one enter front page

Ebayray:
Lmao @number 6

Tosyne2much, I'm surprised you didn't mention "Menstruation"

Have you at a point in time used that trick?

Jobia:
never thought i'd see the day you'll make sense


Just kidding. Sensible comment.

You ehn

redbeans:
baby, i'm a goner. I created a thread same time with tosyne2much. This my thread will be like a desert

Ahn ahn. Why u talk so baba?

kimbraa:
You never jam.

Haven't you said that when a man's dick is erected he no longer reasons with his brain?.

This one weak me ooo.. But how come I no be like that nah?

dingbang:
I just remember say all the self contains wey I don visit, chair no dey.. Na only bed... Even babes house wey I visit.dem no get chair

So, babes sef don dey pack chairs comot for their room so guys go fit sit down on top their bed? Nawa oooo

Lalas247:
My boyfriend cannot be SEX STARVED
It's impossible kolewerk

Abi Bf na lie ?

Na him be say you go use sex take finish the guy

kimbraa:
Tosyn, is this a "No sex" relationship or things ladies should look out for when they're not in the sex mood?.

About wearing unappealing clothes, who does that just to avoid sex?, if he wants to bleep, if you like wear rags he'd still do what he wants.

All join

You mean even if a lady wears a rag, some guys go still sleep bleep her ? ROFLWKMD

dingbang:
I will soon throw away my chair wey dey my house because of this post....

Shey na today you don dey throw am out?

One of the greatest headaches of many young ladies in relationships is the issue of s*x. While they find themselves entangled in love, some guys tend to take advantage of their undying love with inappropriate sex demands even when their intention is only to hit and run away

If a lady denies a guy s*x, it is either the guy thinks she does not love him or she is actually having it with another person.

Dating a s*x starved guy comes with a lot of frustration, patience and endurance, and the following preparations and activities will help a great deal in helping ladies to know how to cope with them.

1. Avoid visiting him during rainfall

It's a known fact that, a 'weather for two', usually used on rainy days to imply a perfect weather for sex has pervasively become the order of the day in this the so-called modern days. The situation now is such that, it is an opportune time many guys normally satisfy their thirst for s*x. It's a very bad idea and a great torture to visit a s*x starved boyfriend in a rainy weather when you know you're sexually restrained

2. Take your leave when his joystick erects*

Be prepared to leave the scene the moment you're having a non romantic discussion (ASUU strike or rats invasion in Buhari's office) and his joystick begins to change from its default position. In fact, it should be the very moment your conversation starts hanging, words become scarce and both of you start staring at each other. In order to not seem like you're punishing him, endeavour to take your leave the moment he leaves where he was sitting and comes over by your side breathing heavily like Usain Bolt after an 100m race.

3. Never allow his friends vacate the room

The moments his friends who were all with both of you start leaving one after the other for no good reason, this could be arranged so that the show can begin . This is the right time to persuade them to stay and make them understand that you're feeling their presence, and that you may be forced to leave if they don't stay. When you are able to convince them to stay, you have spoilt their plans.

4. Always wear tight clothes when visiting

Another way ladies can cope with their s*x starved boyfriends is to wear tight clothes that have restrictions. This would make it pretty difficult getting them out of the cloth and it would give them enough time to lose interest when the chances of pulling the clothes is likened to chasing Buhari out of Aso Rock.. They are likely to get disappointed and you will hear statement like "this outfit doesn't make sense at all, why did you even wear it to my place? "

5. Always bring an escort along when visiting

Many will agree with me, Tosyne2much that it's practically impossible for him to initiate s*x when you bring someone along with you. If you have no friend around, take your dog along so that it will cause distraction. Although, this may cause quarrel between the both of you but it's one of the ways of protecting yourself

6. Avoid visiting if he has no chairs in his room

Some guys can go to the length of keeping their chairs in the neighbour's apartment, leaving only the bed so that the lady will feel more relaxed and distracted. The best thing to do is to take your chair to his house or better still, kindly sit on the carpet

7. Always dress Rural/ Unappealing

The way you present yourself matters a lot and you can't blame your boyfriend for demanding s*x from you when you act, dress and behave like someone who is willing to give it. If you're the type that usually dresses skimpy and flirts about, it won't be easy to cope with a starved guy. The best thing to do to piss them off is to avoid wearing skimpy dresses but rather a cloth that has fifty shoulder pads and can be wide enough to sew bedsheets. This will make you look sexually unappealing and it will make the guy's joystick go flaccid the moment you knock on his door

8. Always talk about Jesus in his presence

Always sing hymns and talk about Jesus Christ at regular intervals each time you're together. Always send Daddy Kumuyi's preachings as whatsapp broadcast first thing in the morning. Use Jesus' pictures as your wallpaper and screensaver and also paste in on the four walls of your room.

9. Avoid passing the night at his place

Even if circumstances beyond your control force you to pass the night at his place, avoiding sleeping on the bed with him, but rather let him sleep on the bed while you sleep on the floor and vice versa. This is a way of protecting yourself when you aren't willing to give in.

10. Direct him to your pastor or parents when he initiates s*x

This is a shocker for most s*x starved guys and it will make them lose interest rapidly. Since they have no marriage intentions they will never want to come see your parents but will look for a way to bow out of the relationship.

Thanks for reading.

Free free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much

Curled from http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/08/ladies-10-ways-to-cope-with-sx-starved.html

Hmmm

Happy Lavish Wedding

sexybbstar:
Lalasticlala And Tosyne2much are available

She's old enough to be my mother

Education is not encouraged in this part of the world. I believe ASUU demands is less that the money these money grubbing politicians use to maintain their private jets annually

emmabest2000:
Don't mind those over sabi wanabi ladies with half comatose brain ..

Can't stop laughing

Well said bro

HARDDON:
Succinctly said.

That plane fly and crash does not mean we should fly no more.

Come what may, we would take to the skies and engrave our initials across the sexy smile of the beautiful sun.
We are no mere men.

And by default, guys like me came fashioned with trust packs. No matter what, ladies can't but trust us. Not our faults. Its left for us to chose what lane we lean.

They can't as well blame us. Every bad guy has been maltreated by ladies