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Hmmm

dumo1:
True bro! there are ladies in nigeria wishing for this opportunity and this cursed human being just had to give ladies a bad name.

Some guys just dey fck up sha

EgunMogaji:
1) this is common scam amongst Filipinos.

2) the woman will be back to beg the guy before 90 days since she can only stay in the us legally by marrying only the original guy within 90 days

3) dude should write to usel and uscis to withdraw his aos.

4) he dodged a bullet and is lucky he found out early enough

When the father dies in a single road car accident they'll blame witches in the village or Buhari and not knowing that it's afowofa.

What if the lady spends more the 90 days and later starts hiding from the police for as long as she wants? Can she do that for a year and she won't be caught?

dumo1:
This is a very simple sturvs, report the bitch to immigration and department of homeland security let them put out a warrant for her arrest and deport the jezebel back home to suffer from square one.
she thinks she's wise but she ain't wise one bit.

Hahahahahah bro you wicked oooo

bakynes:
Women and dumping of Men are 5&6.Trust a Nigerian girl at your own peril. They are constantly looking for greener pastures. They are with you today because she hasn't found a richer guy once they get one, dem go port straight without looking back.

Bro, wetin we wan come do to this issue sef?

SexyNairalander:
booked


lalasticlala right now

This your picture too funny so they I just dey laugh

This is unbelievable

seeniorboy:
Bro!!being either of the classes you've mentioned,it ain't easy at all.I think the best here is,neither make her too close nor make her make her an enemy,just play neutral.

I'm telling you

mrdino:
Bro, I v done that before, though not point blank. Those kind of ladies are usually possessive or obsessive. Also , it would do her a whole lot of good to avoid heartaches and pain.

Well, that's true sha

TonyeBarcanista:
I recall a guy from my church came to our house to "see" my younger sister... I simply told him that he is not welcomed in our house...

I was also embarrassed by my ex's Mom when I visited her (even though the woman in question liked me)... I guess karma played out

Hope you were not poured hot water?

Kondomatic:
Wetin you find go there sef?

Wetin you sef dey find go dia?

Adepeter26 abeg show face

[quote] As we all know that it's the duty of every father to protect her daughter and shield her from immoralities, waywardness, premarital sex and help shape her future. But then, some fathers are very stringent and overprotective, and below are the ways they react when guys visit their daughters.

1. They Publicly Embarrass Their Daughter's Boyfriend

Some fathers are very strict that they can't hide the fact that it irks them seeing their daughters having a one-on-one conversation with a guy, and when they do so, they will assault the guy with objects like koboko, broken bottle, firewood, belt, etc; especially if the man is a paramilitary officer. I (Tosyne2much) has once been a victim of this assault when my ex girlfriend's dad molested me with koboko and left me with scars.

2. They Stay glued to the Sitting Room Listening to their Conversations

Some of them can be very lenient to allow you into their sitting room but will pretend to be watching a TV programme while they're very attentive to the conversation between you and their daughter. Even if they're at the verge of defecating, toilet will be the last thing on their minds due to the fear that any attempt to leave you one-to-one with their daughter can make you corner her into her bedroom and quickly shine her congo. The best topic you can discuss to portray a good image is talk about education, building a career and how to make heaven.

3. They Threaten You with Police

While some of them will gently walk you out by giving reasons why they don't welcome male visitors, some of them will do that in insidious manner. The moment you walk into their compound and asks after their daughter, the next thing they do is embarrass and threaten you with police and kirikiri and will show you the way out of their compound

4. They Interrupt and troop in their choice Topic during your Conversation with their Daughters

In a bid to know your intellectual capacity, they will find a way to interrupt and troop in their own choice of topic just to know whether a dumb skull has been brought home. They will engage you into political discussion by asking you whether you think APC is capable of taking Nigeria to the promise land, or whether it's ideal for Fayose to be eating wrapped fufu in public places.

5. They Interrogate You with Offensive Questions

Some of them can go as far asking questions that Chevron or Shell may not even ask you during job interviews. They might ask where you work, your monthly salary, whether you own a car or live in a face-to-face apartment. This reminds when I visited a lady and her father asked for my CGPA and I humbly told him it was currently at 1.25 and that I was studying tirelessly towards increasing to at least 1.80 before my graduation. He ordered me (Tosyne2much) out of their house, telling me that they don't embrace dumb heads as visitors.

6. They ask You to Sit alone on a Single/Plastic Chair

This sounds very funny but I can assure you that this happens especially when the father is a religion fanatic. He might just ask you to sit on a single or plastic chair so that there would be no body contact between you and his daughter.

7. They don't Invite You to the dinning table

When the dinning table is set, they will walk straight there without inviting you to join them. This is just to send signals to you that he doesn't like you, so that you will shamefully walk out of the house.

8. They begin to Nag unnecessarily

Some of them may not want to embarrass nor walk you out but they will begin to nag unnecessarily even when situation does warrant nagging. This is done to make you feel uncomfortable so that you can walk out.

9. They Intimidate You with money

They begin to talk about how they can't give their daughter a hand in marriage a broke guy. They will talk about their friend's son who works in Central bank and has been asking for their daughter's hand in marriage just to make the boyfriend feel less of a man. This is the way the temper with the self esteem of broke guys like us so that we can lose interest in their daughter.

10. They release their Dogs when they spot you at the gate

When her has warned you several times to stop coming to look for his daughter and you fail to listen, he will buy aggressive dogs and whenever he spots you at the gate he will beckon on the gate man to quickly release the dogs and let them play around the compound.

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Hon. Tosyne2much

Cc
Lalasticlala

Source: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/03/10-obnoxious-ways-nigerian-fathers-act.html

adepeter26:
I will quadruple the price.

Tosyne2much, hope you dae follow this thread oo

I kuku dey follow am baba

eitsei:
I have done it before, I told her I'm not interested but I said it in a way that didn't hurt

hmmm

adepeter26:
The provost of romantic affairs.

Always on point

Na your footstep I dey follow

goingape1:
piece of Shiite for 70k

Bros, you dey vex ooo

Nigerians are the most religious people yet the most cruel and inhumane beings in the world

Make I no lie, I go do am oooo

*Nobody should quote me*

Daughters ofJezebel

Abeg make person roger me vaseline jawe

Nickymezor:

Abi I lie abi?

Mimzyy:
The cake is all shades of unattractive

But that doesn't mean you won't eat it sha

seeniorboy:
Please!!!tell me,where have you gotten this brain!I want to buy for some people here n nairaland.
Them be talking like amateur,sit her down ko,sat her up ni!!!

Most people dey form badoo.. Well, I think it depends on the calibre of girl sha.. If na òmò alata, you can find it very easy to tell her straight up, but if na very classy babe, I swear you won't find it easy at all

JeffreyJamez:
as easy as frying Dodo

Una go dey make mouth online like say girls na nothing to una

Indomixx:
GOD bless you bro... They don't knw how difficult it is. The girl may just hate u for life

It's because many of them have not found themselves in such a situation.. (maybe they think we are talking about a lady that sells pepper)

Nickymezor:
Ignore her chats/ msgs she wld get the msg

I see!

Jodforex:
Sure prices of most mobile devices will definitely drop. Infinix dropped prices of most of their device last week, same with tecno and hopefully by nextweek a new price will be rolled out again.

What you guyz need to know about mobile phone company and price is that there is a regulatory body that monitors the price dealers, sub-dealers and even key retail stores sell. Selling below or above a particular range without approval might get you de-licensed to sell their product.

What most people do now in other to sell off their products, they give a form of discount to the customer, but the reciept will bear the actual cost of the items the customer purchased.

The category of people that will get their fingers burnt as a result of the appreciation of naira over dollars are

- Those people that bought phones in large quantity and stocked when dollar was quite high

- Some sub-dealers

- Retailers

Dealers of major phone brand mostly get rebate from the company that will help cover the loss from the rate they purchased to the new lower rate. Some sub-dealers and retailers are left to bear their losses.... business is indeed a big risk

Good analysis bro

Which kind disgusting cake be this nah?

Abeg wey Mimzyy?

ninocia18:
Immorality been flaunted openly and its a laughinpg matter. Ladies, having equal right with men doesnt make you whole. Change your identity and true purpose will emerge. To most men, that foolishness on that cake is your identity. Change your priorities.

In as much as you said the bitter truth, people will still attack you

Aderola15:
Haaaaaaaa

Have always said most Yoruba demons were made by women... This bros will deal with any lady that crosses his path now ehn

Fear women, fear us

Na why I dey fear u sef

LeView1:
Why not? Why can't guys just say no? Is it some unwritten law?

My dear, it's not easy to say.. Hypocrisy apart, most of the guys advising the OP to do that won't even find it easy to do that

adepeter26:
I talk am
Carry go

I dae ya back

Be like say you don bleep before baba?