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sexybbstar:
You and joystick na 5&6.....hon.Tosyne'2much
Na must to lash your wife.SMH

It's a must ooooo

I will rather allow somebody to kill me than cut off my joystick.. What is the essence of life when I can't lash my wife?

silversonuc:
mybiz plus mks calls at same rate without daily chrg sha, used to b 6naira flat bfore dey went to 11/s recently

Really?

My likes and shares no even reach the OP own sef

TinaAnita:
Oh I'm so touched. I laugh. One thing is so certain, no married man would publicly advertise his infidelity on social media so anyone can claim that he will remain faithful to his spouse and blah-blah-blah even while his pen is buried right inside one kitten or the other

Go and sit down jawe.. Some of us exist but rare

TinaAnita:
Don't even go there..MM and infidelity are like bread and butter.

Some of us are not like that and will remain faithful to our women

jesus500:
Thanks for the correction big bros tosyne2much. I have heard and read a lot about you on this forum. You are a renowned fellow here.

Thanks biggest boss

TinaAnita:
He protects his wife from enjoying herself while he goes about straffing other cunts. He is not only wicked but selfish too

How are you sure the man is not faithful to her?

Mathematical:

Rush come house oooo, so we go fit start wedding preparations

jesus500:
let me try, please pardon my mistakes too, nobody knows it all, no one has ever known it all. It should have been written like this.
LETTER OF APPLICATION
My name is ....... I am 21 years old, I just graduated with an ordinary diploma [OND] from the federal polytechnic nekede owerri, I was so much interested when I heard about the vacancy in your hotel so I decided to apply. I will be so grateful working in this noble hotel, I have worked at links hotel owerri as a receptionist with vast experience in customer relations. Once again, I will be grateful if I am allowed to work in this hotel.
Thanks.

No one is completely flawless when it comes to speaking and writing in English language.. In as much as I must commend your effort to have come up with the corrected version, you still failed to put punctuation marks where appropriate


Cc
Psoul

TinaAnita:
The herbal meds must be so powerful..Wicked husband indeed!

He was only protecting his wife

Okada Park me here.. I say park me here!


Let the lies roll in

bamtos14:
this write-up z just d story of my life....Gals re xpectin me 2 approach dem..buh no job no money......wat if she says pls...i wanna subscribe on my fone...me wey dey borrow data..

You're just so funny bro

Xtrapro is the cheapest call tariff.. After a daily fee of N5, you make calls to any network at N6.6

They don't charge you N5 when you don't make calls at all for a day

oluwaseyi000:
Penis captivus is a rare occurrence in intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual (a form of vaginismus), making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina.

So you don't believe this is vuduuuu but medical abnormality?

Why must it be Kenya always?

Toks2008:
This is why I run as far as I can from randy married ladies .Awon alakoba

Bro, no be only u ooo.. Awon oloshi

Whoeppme:
Such a shame......the husband might never trust women again. For the wife if ever she is rescued from the spell she will never be herself again.

The young man will only bear the shame and probably relocate to another state . but he must have learnt a very important lesson about staying clear from peoples wife.

Besides why are they even covering them with blacker?
Weren't they ashamed when they thought of commiting adultery.

Well adulterous woman if you succeed in getting the plaintain out of ur tomato just pack the rest you must have been using on yourself when your innocent husband no dey house use shame wear your wedding gown make e no be like say u for loss carry that yeye wheelbarrow wey dey dash u for wedding and do this

Omo na business day for the two of them oooo.. I just dey laf here since baba

Abeg who get the number of the herbalist wey do this vuduuuu..? I wan do am on top my babe in case

TINALETC3:
and men 2

You know it's the woman that will bear the shame most

ikechemez:
Front page things abeg

This will serve as a lesson to other women

Karma caught up with two adulterous eediots

Until I'm caught up with such a situation before I know what to do

genearts:
In 2011 election I was the only person that voted for him my polling unit in Benin despite the huge popularity of gej then. I have always thought he's smart, wise and decisive, but I'm totally disappointed in him right now.

No cordial relationship between Bubu and the Senate

No matter how pretty or classy a lady thinks she is, there's actually a man out there who can mess with her up and chop and clean mouth

And some men wan kill themselves on top this girl ooo wey Churchill use do handkerchief so

Wiseandtrue:
Mtcheeew stupid question Them dey talk about house wey dey burn, Alfa dey talk about biabia [/b]

Hahaha

Mathematical:


Oh..sorry about that..

Oga

Mathematical:

If you fi waka come London..ah go consider

You no tell me say na London you dey nah?

Mathematical:
Lol..I don't wish us this uncreative Photoshoot..

And beside I'm not a lover of it..

So how we wan come take do am nah?

Who accepts such? Make we no dey deceive ourselves jawe

DrObum:
Ahhhh! 17?

Even Tosyne2much does 10 not 17!

Haba!! Baba I no worse reach that level nah

OP, you forgot to add that he doesn't want you around during your period

You ain't bad tho