₦airaland Forum

Nigerians are the most religious people yet the most cruel and inhumane beings in the world

Make I no lie, I go do am oooo

*Nobody should quote me*

Daughters ofJezebel

Abeg make person roger me vaseline jawe

Nickymezor:

Abi I lie abi?

Mimzyy:
The cake is all shades of unattractive

But that doesn't mean you won't eat it sha

seeniorboy:
Please!!!tell me,where have you gotten this brain!I want to buy for some people here n nairaland.
Them be talking like amateur,sit her down ko,sat her up ni!!!

Most people dey form badoo.. Well, I think it depends on the calibre of girl sha.. If na òmò alata, you can find it very easy to tell her straight up, but if na very classy babe, I swear you won't find it easy at all

JeffreyJamez:
as easy as frying Dodo

Una go dey make mouth online like say girls na nothing to una

Indomixx:
GOD bless you bro... They don't knw how difficult it is. The girl may just hate u for life

It's because many of them have not found themselves in such a situation.. (maybe they think we are talking about a lady that sells pepper)

Nickymezor:
Ignore her chats/ msgs she wld get the msg

I see!

Jodforex:
Sure prices of most mobile devices will definitely drop. Infinix dropped prices of most of their device last week, same with tecno and hopefully by nextweek a new price will be rolled out again.

What you guyz need to know about mobile phone company and price is that there is a regulatory body that monitors the price dealers, sub-dealers and even key retail stores sell. Selling below or above a particular range without approval might get you de-licensed to sell their product.

What most people do now in other to sell off their products, they give a form of discount to the customer, but the reciept will bear the actual cost of the items the customer purchased.

The category of people that will get their fingers burnt as a result of the appreciation of naira over dollars are

- Those people that bought phones in large quantity and stocked when dollar was quite high

- Some sub-dealers

- Retailers

Dealers of major phone brand mostly get rebate from the company that will help cover the loss from the rate they purchased to the new lower rate. Some sub-dealers and retailers are left to bear their losses.... business is indeed a big risk

Good analysis bro

Which kind disgusting cake be this nah?

Abeg wey Mimzyy?

ninocia18:
Immorality been flaunted openly and its a laughinpg matter. Ladies, having equal right with men doesnt make you whole. Change your identity and true purpose will emerge. To most men, that foolishness on that cake is your identity. Change your priorities.

In as much as you said the bitter truth, people will still attack you

Aderola15:
Haaaaaaaa

Have always said most Yoruba demons were made by women... This bros will deal with any lady that crosses his path now ehn

Fear women, fear us

Na why I dey fear u sef

LeView1:
Why not? Why can't guys just say no? Is it some unwritten law?

My dear, it's not easy to say.. Hypocrisy apart, most of the guys advising the OP to do that won't even find it easy to do that

adepeter26:
I talk am
Carry go

I dae ya back

Be like say you don bleep before baba?

ItsQuinn:
Why tomorrow?

You know them by their JJC attitude on the bed

adepeter26:
Oga tosyne2much presence must dae for dis kan thread. ....

Hope my guess ain't wrong

Baba you suppose don know say I go surely register my presence for this kind thread

ItsQuinn:
What proof?

I will tell you tomorrow

So people still dey get sex for this period wey heat dey hammer person inside house?

Oga oooo.. See as some people dey exaggerate sha

gabonsky:
I am sure, you better see your Doctor.

At least you must fart everyday to release the unwanted materials in your body.

You can compared it to a running ENGINE without releasing the CO from the notch.

Go and see your Doctor fast ...................

I was just kidding ni bro

ifyeez:
#TeamDavido no condom. . Anytime you lash olosho without condom, believe me that week will be very horrible. I remember a friend back then in school he was always lashing this girl he suspected was olosho without condom, when he was very sick he thought he had caught HIV, then he was telling people that came to visit him to pray for him, not until he went for test nd was told it was just malaria. Bleeping unsafe girls is the worst. Team skinkpo

I'm sure your friend was already l dead alive even without knowing the illness

ItsQuinn:
And how are you supposed to know that in males? Any male can claim he's a virgin. There's no proof or evidence

There's a proof to ascertain male virgins. Care to know?

gabonsky:
you are not healthy, you better see your Doctor.

Thank you

Are you sure baba?

babybrace:
you can lie for Africa eh

Common I don't do that disgusting thing

OP, I don't fart yet I'm highly healthy.. How do you explain that?

joinnow:
Naso
One bank dey interview during NYSC days if you bi man or Black lady they will ask you if you speak Hausa.

Also tell those fair girl to take a walk back and front
They are guaging their back side and how they cat walk

If you are a lady and you are either Manchester or Arsenal and can cat walk you are in their Top 10 employable list. I believe you all know the bank that use Dat criteria

You're not wrong bro... GTB things

WriteBoy:
Laughable list. Isn't it time to shed the belief that connections give you a job in Nigeria?

In my street, there are some bros currently in their early to late thirties, about 12 of them. All are graduates.

Around five out of these folks are unemployed. two I would say are underemployed while the rest hold stellar jobs where they are compensated extremely well.

The unemployed and underemployed folks always bemoan the fact that they do not know anyone nor have connections every time we get together for Sunday morning football/jogging. They are always telling any available ear that the reason they do not have jobs commensurate with their level of education is because they do not have connections.

Having interacted with all of them, I think I know the reason why they are without good jobs: They are half-baked.

Having an intelligent conversation with the unemployed and underemployed folks is always tough and challenging.

Employers are not blind to this. They can tell and there is no way they will put portfolios worth hundreds of millions in the hands of people who can't be trusted to awaken their analytical sides in a jiffy.

If you are good, jobs will follow you around. If you are pro in whatever that you do, you will not go one day without a job -- yes, even here in Nigeria.

Excellence does not hide itself nor does it pound its chest.

Pursue excellence brothers and sisters and you will not regret it. Forget results, forget who you know, pursue excellence, the flow state with blind obsession.


Let it not amaze you that the people who bemoan their lack of connections are always the half-baked and lazy types. A wise woman will make her own connections in the world.

Woooooow

The third picture tho... Some ladies go don use him physique weigh him joystick

Sibele:
You dey go adoration ministry

Before nko