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Science/Technology › Re: See The Animal I Killed In University Of Benin. What's The Name? by tosyne2much(m): 10:30pm On Mar 09, 2017

bellenornor:
Why did u kill it?

The question you should ask him is if he actually ate it cheesy

Science/Technology › Re: See The Animal I Killed In University Of Benin. What's The Name? by tosyne2much(m): 10:28pm On Mar 09, 2017

I know some Nairalanders that can eat this weird animal cheesy

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Romance › Re: Fulani Boy Caught With A Fake Gun Trying To Rob Innocent People (video) by tosyne2much(m): 10:21pm On Mar 09, 2017

dollyjoy:
I'm very fine Tosyne. Trust you are good too!!

Yes I'm doing very fine... I actually broke the silenve after several years of neglect cheesy

Romance › Re: Fulani Boy Caught With A Fake Gun Trying To Rob Innocent People (video) by tosyne2much(m): 10:06pm On Mar 09, 2017

dollyjoy:
What up with the generalization? I wonder the numbers of Fulanis you've relate with before arriving at the conclusion that 'Fulanis are most heartless and blood sucking demons'

How are you Joy?

Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Spot Guys Who Have No Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 10:04pm On Mar 09, 2017

chiraqDemon:
1,3,4,6,7
Those are wrong
Ion visit brothels and most my fellow chronic single guys dont, in fact im a V
Ion hire gfs for my parties
I might or might not stay inside like this val i was at the bar with guys then went to watch match
I dont discourage guys from having babes
I even encourage them coa i like hearing their stories when they quarrel
Guys even call me to come and settle their relationship problems cos im good at convincing ppl to reason logically
I do have abt 2.6gb of porn on my phone tho

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Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Spot Guys Who Have No Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 8:51pm On Mar 09, 2017*

iamdurent:
Mehn. Tosyne dis has to be ur worst thread.

You are a better writer than this na!

Really? Hmmmmm!!!

Poo happens sha cheesy

Romance › Re: To My Airforce1 by tosyne2much(m): 8:18pm On Mar 09, 2017

In case it gets to the FP, mention me cool

Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Spot Guys Who Have No Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 7:23pm On Mar 09, 2017

Bumbae1:
Lolz that pic thoug
Nice one Op

Number 8 though 'wicked'!
Number 4 ... I mean wow!

No mind me jawe cheesy

Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Spot Guys Who Have No Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 6:44pm On Mar 09, 2017

arowtop:
You are wrong with number 1, 3, 6 and 9.

Those are the categories you belong abi? cheesy

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Romance › 10 Ways To Spot Guys Who Have No Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 6:38pm On Mar 09, 2017

[quote] You might want to know the attitudes exhibited by guys who have no girlfriends. Just sit back, relax and read along with me the ways to spot guys who have no girlfriends.

1. They Look Unkempt

Those who live in school hostel or have room mates can relate to this. These guys can wear a pair of boxers for at least three weeks without worrying about the stench emanating from it. This is because they feel no lady will be seeing their joysticks or boxers soon, therefore, regular washing and replacement is not of utmost importance to them.

2. They Talk about Saving Money for their Future

Some of them them are very easy to spot by the way they talk in public places. They talk about how ladies will deplete their chances of becoming rich and wealthy. They talk about how they have long been saving their hard earned money into their bank accounts for a rewarding future. Even if you check their bank alert messages, they might be not even have more than N2, 000 in it.

3. They regularly Visit the Brothel

Frustratiom and lack of body control usually lead some of them to the brothel where they stand the chance to cool off their joysticks. Many will agree with me (Tosyne2much) that the larger percent of young guys who often visit the brothel are those who have no girlfriends.

4. They are quick to say "Nigerian girls don tire me"

Not all single guys are happy about their status even though they will never admit it. Some are frustrated people and can easily be spotted on social media. They are aggressive people who are quick to unleash their anger on any innocent lady on social media.

5. They Masturbate Often

As funny as it sounds, some of these guys buy vaseline and bathing soap almost every week and you will begin to question their level of neatness. Since the possibility of getting laid is very slim, they resort to using vaseline as an alternative to ease their konji.

6. They Discourage their Friends from having Girlfriends

Since some of them have had awful relationship experiences and have been jilted by ladies, they see relationship as a waste of time. They are spotted swearing that thunder should strike them if their N10 ever reaches out to any lady. They discourage guys from buying their girlfriends gifts and are experts in giving advice on how to treat a lady with pain and cruelty.

7. They Hire Girlfriends during their Birthdays

When they organize birthday parties, they will hire ladies that will stand as girlfriends in order not to be put to shame when invited people are coming with their girlfriends. When the MC asks them to kiss the hired girlfriends, they will be sweating profusely like someone who lost his lifetime savings on MMM.

8. They remain Indoor on Valentine's Day

Another way to spot them is that they're locked up in their rooms on valentine's day, and when you ask them if they are taking their girlfriends on rendezvous, they will give you reasons as to why no girl on earth is worth celebrating val with.

9. They have stark of Porn on their phones

Their phones are usually passworded and guarded even more than central bank. This is to prevent other people from having access to the numerous porn on their phones. They are ardent lovers of Spartacus, Sparktan, 300 and or reality TV show such as BBA and the likes

10. They always have the same status in their respective social networks. Eg, Being single rocks, girls are gold diggers, money is my priority in life, when I make money ladies will chase me, etc.

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Source: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/03/you-might-want-to-know-attitudes.html

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Politics › Re: Buhari Receives Archbishop Of Canterbury In London (Photos) by tosyne2much(m): 4:21pm On Mar 09, 2017

Echelle:
Make this man change cloth naaah...
...I know some people will actually come here to give a Bleep with I DONT give a Bleep picture...

Hahaha funny u cheesy

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Nairaland General › Re: Pls I Need Help-what Is The Yoruba Interpretation Of Unfortunate In Yoruba by tosyne2much(m): 4:17pm On Mar 09, 2017

ajigiteri:
The noun form of the verb unfortunate is "misfortun" which is translated as. "Oriburuku" in yoruba

Cuteferanmi, he's right

Hope you weren't the one that uttered the statement? cheesy

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Hate My Course So Much Now!!! by tosyne2much(m): 9:34am On Mar 09, 2017

UjSizzle:
We don't have to feign modesty. His blunders could be a contributing factor.

hmmmmm

Romance › Re: Is There An Easy Way To Breakup With Someone? by tosyne2much(m): 9:30am On Mar 09, 2017

Divay22:
I'm all good and you?
Good morning

Yeah I'm good my sister

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Hate My Course So Much Now!!! by tosyne2much(m): 9:22am On Mar 09, 2017

Daddybright1986:
My brother your village people get hand inside this matter

Abeg go sit down jawe cheesy

Romance › Re: Is There An Easy Way To Breakup With Someone? by tosyne2much(m): 9:12am On Mar 09, 2017

Divay22:
Nah...i don't break hearts

Neither do I tongue

How are you?

Celebrities › Re: Kiss Daniel Looking Dapper For HG2 Magazine Cover Shoot [PICS] by tosyne2much(m): 8:56am On Mar 09, 2017

This guy tall sha

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Romance › Re: Is There An Easy Way To Breakup With Someone? by tosyne2much(m): 7:52am On Mar 09, 2017

Divay22:
Doctors He needs no Doctor But surgeon( specialist) like you

I'm not experienced in this area.. Maybe you should help him tongue

Romance › Re: Is There An Easy Way To Breakup With Someone? by tosyne2much(m): 11:57pm On Mar 08, 2017

Nairaland love doctors will soon arrive cool

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Interview: 13 Ways To Guarantee You’ll NOT Get The Job by tosyne2much(m): 11:51pm On Mar 08, 2017

nwakibie3:
One funny thing about these people writing the Dos and Donts of the CV and interview is that they don't have a job jst like other job seekers

Ahn ahn

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs PSG UCL (6 - 1) On 8th March 2017 by tosyne2much(m): 11:45pm On Mar 08, 2017

Rockyrascal:
the lord must be pulling the trigger on me was all I was saying after the 5th goal entered,barcelona deserves a special recognition in the competition;maybe a mini uCL wil do.

The match came as a shock.. PSG messed up jawe

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Christianity Etc › Re: “Anal Sex And MouthAction Are Sins Against God” – Nigerian Lady. See Reactions by tosyne2much(m): 11:39pm On Mar 08, 2017

There's no generally acceptable way to satisfy your wife or husband in bed.. Just as body system differs, so as their green button differs from man to woman

If it's mouth action that will please my wife, I will surely do it to please her... Nobody can use Christianity to erode my common sense

There's a wide difference between IGNORANCE and BEING RELIGION.. You can thread the path of Christ yet ignorance may still becloud your sense of reasoning.. It's funny some people still bring IGNORANCE into their sex life even in marriage #pathetic#

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs PSG UCL (6 - 1) On 8th March 2017 by tosyne2much(m): 11:24pm On Mar 08, 2017

Even as a Barca fan, sentiment apart, PSG need some stroke of cane.. What a ridiculous loss!

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Christianity Etc › Re: . by tosyne2much(m): 10:15pm On Mar 08, 2017

rawgurl:
well since my childhood, i always doubt ur God's existence.

Wooow that's weird shocked

I know He will one day erode your disbelief in Him

Christianity Etc › Re: . by tosyne2much(m): 9:46pm On Mar 08, 2017

adepeter26:
Never mind tho

Tell me nah baba cheesy

Romance › Re: Would You Appreciate If Your Bae Prepares This Garri For You As Lunch? by tosyne2much(m): 9:40pm On Mar 08, 2017

vedah:
Its true na

ME sef like garri sha cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: . by tosyne2much(m): 9:39pm On Mar 08, 2017

rawgurl:
if i say, u won't believe.

Tell me jawe cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Between Davido And His Fans On Instagram by tosyne2much(m): 9:39pm On Mar 08, 2017

QuietHammer:
You no ho even buy your padi Airforce cd?

Hahaha no whine me jawe baba cheesy

Food › Re: I Found Cockroach Inside Food I Got From A Buka (Pics) by tosyne2much(m): 7:43pm On Mar 08, 2017

Oga Freshness2020, you shouldn't be afraid now.. After all, some people eat cockroach cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: . by tosyne2much(m): 7:40pm On Mar 08, 2017

adepeter26:
Lol. Oga se.un sef no dae too comment.
Maybe soon you wil become one & join thy league

Guess you're one already? cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: . by tosyne2much(m): 7:39pm On Mar 08, 2017

adepeter26:
Buahahahahahahahahaha. Oga tosin ooooh. U no go kil person

I dey very serious ooo baba cheesy

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