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krissconnect:
2. When you're hustling to be FTC in tosyne.2much's 10 points agenda, but then the wicked tiny clock starts ticking on your screen

Hahaha You're not serious ooooo

saintfellow:
HOW CAN A NORMAL HUMAN BEING put on a single Boxer for two days, not to talk of a week?
Jezz infact i cant deal at all, im feeling headache already.
I dont know if its only me but the boxer you put on in the day should always be different than the one you put on when its bed time and should be changed when you wake up to take your bath.
Its advisable to have night and day different boxers.
Just my own way though.

For your mind you neat abi?


Lalasticlala, please help us take this thread to the promise land

CrazyQuinn:
but as long as there's a washing machine, it's not a problem

I would want you to wash it with your bare hands

CrazyQuinn:
you are on your own for that one

You're on ur own too

CrazyQuinn:
I can tolerate your flaws

As a wife, at least it's one of your responsibilities to always wash my dirty boxers as at when due

CrazyQuinn:
You are just dirty

Hahaha So u can't marry a man like me ?

yorex2011:
Truth is most guys are under 7inches which is perfectly normal.
Just like 1 in 20+ guys are over 7inches.
Between 4.7-5.5 inch girth is very good.
If any girl is bothered about you size, just tell her to go and buy yam lolz.

Sex is 60 percent emotions, 30 percent skill and 10 percent size.

If you have the first two.. Thats 90 percent, plus size maybe 7percent, then you make your girl cum 97 percent of the time.

If na olosho tins then emotion isn't there, you prolly can satisfy maximum 40 percent of the time.

Rape, the first two presumably aren't there, so even if the guy has big dick, the enjoyment isn't there,
Maximum 10 percent probability of satisfaction.

All these are from the female side of things though.
These numbers hardly affect the male psyche

This are just personal opinions

Bros, I hail ooooo

justmenoni:
11. The frequent Womanizers They Become womanizers, eg tosyne2.much

Shey me I dey womanize ni?

adedayoa2:
tosyn.e2much I sabi your handwriting

You mean you knew it was my write-up before opening it?

Rapmoney:
Shuo! Tosin, why u come put ur phone number for the post nah? Babes go disturb ur line for this forum oh! Some fit start to dey bash u sef because u dor bash dem taya before!

Hahahaha Egbon, I post am for official purpose ni ooooo

Opistorincos:
They become prostitution, tosyne2much, your weed is getting much o

Hehehe Na mistake nah and I don correct am

conductor1:
I know some guys like mrcork, tosyne2much and cutehector will come and bash him for being "stupid".

I will not bash him bro

EverestdeBliu:
dream bigger boy

Don't be a dream killer bro

In this current unbearable recession of the nation, when many graduates can't even feed well let alone wear good clothing and live comfortable lives. Some are being frustrated by the current state of the nation that they consciously and unconsciously constitute nuisance in the society

Without wasting time, below are the nuisance being constituted by some graduates due to joblessness.

Note: This is NOT a generalization of all graduate who are currently unemployed

1. Political Thuggery

Many will agree with me that joblessness has eloped the thinking faculty of some graduates that they become APC/PDP tyrants causing riot and snatching ballot boxes during election just because of the meager some antagonistic politicians have promised them; and this often makes me wonder the kind of graduates our institutions are churning out every year.

2. They Become Fake Pastors

As barbaric as it sounds, some graduates suddenly turn themselves to pastors overnight without God's calling. They seek out the best of herbalists for magical powers just to perform signs and wonders that Jesus didn't perform during his time. They perform miracles that are too impossible to be real just to deceive gullible Christians so that their fan base will increase, and the more th congregation, the more the tithes and offering to buy exotic cars.

3. Fraudulent Activities (Yahoo Yahoo, 419, gbaju e)

Another public nuisance exhibited by some graduates is that they engage in fraudulent activities such as 419, yahoo yahoo, etc. Recently, some of them try to gather as many phone numbers as possible on facebook and will start sending bulk SMSes and email to mobile subscribers that their ATM cards have been deactivated due to failure to activate their BVN, and that they should send their account details to reactivate it.

4. Smoking Marijuana on the Streets

I know that many will agree with me that some Nigerians institutions are very known to be churning out thugs and cultists on the streets of Nigeria. When these people graduate from school and can't get jobs, you will see them hovering at jedi jedi seller shops drinking smoking marijuana. This display of public nuisance is very common with graduates of OOU.

5. Prostitution

As funny as it sounds, some ladies graduate from school and become runs girl just to meet their basic needs. They carry this operation out by posting all sorts of flirtatious pictures and status on facebook, whatsapp, instagram, etc, just to catch the attention of the best of interested chairmen on social media. Some ladies even focus more on the male corp members just to scam them on their alawi (N19, 500)

6. They Quarrel over Irrelevant things

Despite being jobless, some of them are so full of themselves that they demand for respect by force because they have Bsc. They quarrel over things that should be overlooked since they are idle. That was how a dude who graduated from Lautech told insulted a lady that she lacked respect because she failed to greet him. Could you believe he went as far as using his corper belt after POP to flog this lady when just to show that he had served

7. Bashing people on Social media

Some of them are found on social media poking their noses into other people's affairs, trolling, derailing threads and causing commotion where there is peace. They are always quick to label other people "jobless" when in fact, they are the ones suffering from joblessness.

8. Fighting At Vendor Cubicle

As job no dey, some will wake up very early in the morning and will head to the nearest vendor shouting at the top of their voices just to discredit Buhari as a bad leader when they can't even mange their own lives appropriately let alone managing a whole nation.. This public nuisance is very common with political fanatics when they can't get jobs

9. Causing Commotion at Parties

Since job no dey, some of them attend parties they're not invited and will even be fighting for Gulder, star and schnapps. Masquerade festivals, they are there, marriage reception, they are there, yam festival, they are there.

10. They Become Fake Beggars

Some of them will wrap their legs with bandage and will rub their eyes will rob pretending to be suffering from gonorrhea and HIV by speaking good English so that people can believe them and have compassion on them by giving them money. They are very many in Oshodi and Ijana-Ipaja


I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Cc
Lalasticlala

Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Email: Tosyne2much2much@yahoo.com

Phone No. 08064787957

bolabolabo:
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When infact they are the kitty-cat team leaders like us.
I love that thing gan.

Na God go deliver u ooo

Aderola15:
Rotfl, you go fear praying in tongue

As in ehn!!! After round of sex in the midnight, the tempo of their early morning prayers no be small tin ooo

ericsmith:
isnt it obvious dat we say wat ladies wana hear ,,even wen we both knw dating is a pre amble ..sex naa d koko .. guys intiate sex(first hard job) n d ladies jus turns it to an hobby..ladies we only do yu ur bids in lie mode(ko'wu awa nor),if d lies is wat keeps una smiling n giggling all d way dwn ...lord help us

Hehehe The emboldened tho

ayusco85:
That's a lie

Na lie ke?

Berbierklaus:


Boify must propose with a classic car otherwise my answer will be CAPITAL NO



Haters will say "no Nigerian girl worth this' we know y'all brokeasses,no need to hide under that hashtag,coz its stale



quote me at your own peril

Clap for yaself

toprealman:
OP if I were to be your lecturer, I will score you 10% on this piece you wrote with a note that you should see me in my office with your parents.

WilliamXII:
Dear Sir,
this post should have a "Learning View"...what about those who cannot afford to school in this wonderful utopias of cultural integration and decorum.
It is only when we have retired this abroadian way of reasoning and try making our country investor and industry friendly that we would achieve some sort of parity in terms of employment.
Studying abroad is not a "sure-banker" route to gainfully paid employment in Nigeria...it can be compared to winning a visa lottery making anyone a happy "abroadian".

The post is correct in so many ways but have failed to convince me that getting lynched in the streets of Moscow or that of Belgrade will ensure me a guaranteed job in Nigeria.

Digressing a bit, if we gather all the resources used to send all our "brained" students abroad to get most of these notable academicians from the land of the "abroadians" to a central prime academic government institution in Nigeria; tell me if the products from such institutions will not be world class.

As a card-carrying "dialist" working in the land of the "abroadians" I say "The race is not unto the swift...".
I humbly ask that I don't get trolled.
Best regard,
WilliamXII.


p.s. I reserve the right to edit my post to reflect my current state of mind... egbukwalam biko!