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cruzita:
oga tosyne I hail ooo,u go don see girls tire before creating this thread.once again I hail ooo!!!!!

Hahahahahaha rowlkdm Noi be wetin u dey think oooo

On several occasions, I have accidentally bumped into ladies rooms when they were dressing up and below are the hilarious ways they act when you see them unclad.

Note: Don't think it was a deliberate act, it was just accidental

*Clears throat*

10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad

1. They Scream loudly

This is very common with every lady. When you enter her room without knocking and see her unclad she will scream so loud as if you point gun at her

2. They start Avoiding you

This is also very common with every lady. Some of them do shakara pass Agbani Darego that you will begin to wonder if there's a man on earth that is worthy of seeing their unclothedness. The moment you see these ones unclad they feel embarrassed and start avoiding you afterwards.

3. They quickly grab on to anything to cover themselves

I went to a lady's hostel last week and I bumped into her room without knocking. She quickly looked for an object to grab just to cover herself up but unfortunately for her there was none.. Na so dis babe grab newspaper take cover body.. Smh

4. They start raining Curses on you

Some ladies will start raining curses on you with sango, ogun and the likes that you will begin to wonder if there's anything special in their bodies which you haven't seen before.

5. They make Ra.pe allegation against you

I have once experienced this sometime last year. When I bumped into her room and accidentally saw her dressing up, she quickly headed towards the door and locked it with keys after which she started calling neighbours to come to her rescue from rape

6. They resort to Rape you

This is not an exaggeration at all. It once happened to a friend.. As funny as it sounds some of them will quickly lock the door with keys and tell you to kuku do it, after all, you have seen what they have been hiding from you.

7. They start Interrogating you

Some of them will start throwing relevant and irrelevant questions in the process. They start asking both relevant and irrelevant questions such as, "can't you just knock before entering?; don't you know I'm unclad before entering my room?"; "did you seen anything?"; "Do you know you just sinned against God?"; now that you have seen me unclad, you are happy now shey? B4 nko why I no go happy?

8. They Run like Usain Bolt

I remember vividly when one babe in my villa was coming from the bathroom when her towel unexpectedly untied from her body when all guys were chilling outside their rooms, omo !! You need to see the girl grab race enter inside her room. I swear Usain Bolt gan no fast pass her


9. They quickly switch off the light

Let's assume it happened at night, some of them will quickly dash to switch off the light and tell you to vacate the room

10. They start Wailing

Some of them will become PDP tyrants immediately and start wailing like Tonyebarcanista . They will start telling you how you have no regard for a lady and that you were supposed to close your eyes instead of staring at their unclothedness

I drop my pen at this point


Feel free to add yours


Thanks for reading


Original Writer: Tosyne2much

SnakeXenzia:
does that mean op is right?

ireneony:
op nor go there oo.. these monikers are all womenwrapper..

They love punni die. .

Count me out of this cos I'm not a kitty-cat freak

aolumaxi:
Na wa ooo... Nairaland minister of woman affairs can't ask a lady out.....

Infact, dem s'pose shoot you ni....

Hahahahaha roflwmd So you no believe abi?

halfricanadian:
The priceless moment when a writer can't follow his words while others diligently follpe his write ips and loose their life partner

What a great tragedy

Seriously ?

Adaure4ever:
so you want a relationship with a girl just because of Sex? Huh?

Who doesn't want to have sex? Don't you?

Caringguy:
The almighty tosyn2much dey seek help to woo a lady



Buhari why

Na joblessness cause am abi?

Cutehector:
Tosyne2much, I tell u, dnt talk to dat babe... forget her.. dnt even hav any feelings for her whatsoever..




Dnt even follow dem advice of these babes..

ronald4lif:
Was Tosyne account hacked or what

Oga Ronald I throway salute oooo

hifaif1:
Don't encourage him!!!

He is a monk in the making!!! I have watched him all these months as a mother would watch her baby!!!

With the sharp understanding of things that are too inexplicable to decipher, I have demystified and grasped the passions that lie in his eyes!!! Fortunately, his spirit is willing and that is what matters. Although there is still the fact that he craves for the things which revolts his soul!!!

Oliviaarims:
Tosin!

KashyBaby:
Lol.... they said ur great in writings... why not do it in action this time?


U never know, it may give u a bit of a spark?

U dey use me play shey?

adepeter26:
Ogah tosyn don show oo. Funny gee

juhan:
i'll still quote you.

I know you will quote me

adesegun121:
please i need ur assistance... How can i reach u?

Rexhenrex:
Nice op. even though the reasons to avoid sex before marriage is very enormous the aforementioned are very valid. but the problem is that we are in a very carefree generation that celebrates sex i used to think that all girls are virgin till i saw some post by female nairalanders who are proud of having sex before marriage even some dim-witted guys that are always eager to narrate there sexcapedes. its a pity i know they will still use there fav word "who virginity Epp"e no help anybody o but if you keep it you won't die the bible condemns it so why not flee from youthful lust...your body is christs temple why not make it a living sacrifice so he will use you
christ is watching us lets use the chance to entertain him.

My thoughts tho!

MarieSucre:
So the question is Are these good stereotype or prejudices to hold about women?

joshing:
lmao... d guy sounds like Tosyne.2much

Bro, I no dey discuss SEX during chat nah

george93:
Everybody is entitled to his/her opinion n I vehemently disagree with d OP. Sometimes, try and imagine being the father or mother of ur self. How would u fill if ur child(ren) take after, exhibit n manifest half of ur character? Would u b proud to call them ur embassador(s)?

Rapsowdee01:
And this lil innocent boy too will be saying vulgar words !!!


I admire his talent and hardwork but i'm not a supporter of moral decadence !!!

Hahahaha nice one bros

dangote7510:
Guys, if any gal turn u down, just turn her UP and see de gal as person dat doesnt knw good tin.

Roflwkmd Na true ooooo

Raydos:
O.p, How Are We Sure You're Not Part Of Em?

I no deny am now