₦airaland Forum

stubbornman:
kai!! see schools wey dey learn work oh!....As a provost in the olodo committee we arrive the department as early as 5:35am use razor blade scratch all the desk and download our note book on them.....we will still repeat the same process the next day ....you cannot catch us cos most times we dey front sit...

Na God go deliver u ooooo

Suigeneris93:
I didn't belong there jor, I'm done now

Congrats oooo

Silvofitz:
Op, what's MURMORING?

Dictionary is your friend

A softly spoken or almost inaudible utterance

Suigeneris93:
They wear long skirts especially if they're females


Some girls in my class that year, that wear micro-mini and trousers to confuse lecturers when classes are going on will suddenly become SU once exams start, especially if the lecturer doesn't fall for their charms or agree to sort. They'll wear long skirts to hide the bullets they've written on their laps. And no I didn't do that



they have at least five carryovers every semester


Tosyne.2much knows this one very well

gunther6:
I think you need a job... Seriously... 10 attributes of this, 12 characteristics of that you get fuel?

I no get fuel oooo... You get fuel for ur syd?

Obifalana:
tosyn has come again

Yes I don come again baba

In case you don't know what olodo means, it's a Yoruba adjective, used to qualify an academically crippled student and I trust that many of us in tertiary institutions are very familiar with these categories of people as we have them as friends and foes

The fact that you could admit to see a part of yourself guilty of these acts does not give you the audacity to throw punches at me

Without wasting time, here are the ways to spot them in the exam hall

1. They Tear your booklet when you fail to Teach Them

It's said that the kingdom of God suffereth violence and violence taketh it by force, therefore, they resort to violence when they have little or nothing to write. If they ask you for answers and you keep posting them, they will take a chill but when you their patience has been stressed to the end point they will become furious and grab your answer booklet and tear to pieces so that both of you will fail.. My course mates know me for this so they don't hesitate to quickly open their booklets for me the moment I ask questions

2. They regularly visit the Toilet

Another way to spot them is that, when an exam is quite difficult and the chances of failure is very high, they will take excuse from invigilators to the toilet to pee after which they will go and open their books in order to cram one or two things. Ten minutes later, they will still take another excuse.

3. They obviously look very Frustrated

The best way to spot them is that they will keep looking left and right, up and down for miracle to happen. However, they will be looking hopeless like someone who lost his Bet9ja winning ticket.

4. They become Wailers in the exam hall

When they have nothing to write, they will begin to wail and wail and wail just like PDP tyrants (e.g my state governor, Ayo Fayose and co. ). They may start raining curses on the lecturer that set the questions and aluta may happen in that process when they will start throwing chairs just as the senate sometimes do.

5. They are found Whispering and Murmoring

I also belong to this category. They start whispering... "chairman mi how far now?, " abeg you sabi number 1? Na God I take beg you, I purposely come sit down beside you cos I no say I no fit ever fail.

6. They ask questions and still ask for spellings

Some of them will ask you a question and while you're sounding it out silently, they will tell you to take a pause and spell the words for them. : "For example, guy abeg help me define commerce? Commerce is the activity of buying and selling, especially on a large scale. Guy abeg wait ooo, help me spell "activity".. Can you imagine? smh

7. They are masquerade carriers

To be on the safe side some of them will carry expo so that when Mohammed cannot go to the mountain at least the mountain go come meet Mohammed nah.

8. They Giraffe other people's booklets

I guess we all know that what every olodo shares in common is "giraffing" other people's booklets. Some of them will copy and copy and copy and unconsciously copy that person's name and Matric No... As for me, as I no kuku sabi book, na to sit down with people wey know am den start my giraffing mission.

9. They apply formation in sitting positions

They will parley with efikos and apply formation so that they will not be found wanting in the hall. The best way to spot them is that they will quarrel with any invigilator who rearrange them. You will see them looking confused like someone who just lost a relative.

10. They will burst into Tears

This is very common with the ladies. When they glance through the question paper and can't seem to answer a question they will burst in treacherous tears.. One thing I like about guys is that you will never see them crying, rather, they will always comport themselves in a pleasing manner


I drop my pen at this point

Original Writer: Tosyne2much

sage50:
fake story. Some Bloggers ehn

Luckygurl:
Get things straight, I never opened a thread cos of a pm received. I only made a comment on a thread addressing similar issue whilst letting the guys know how some of us prefer it.

Infact, you guys should even be thankful to me at least for giving you the necessary tips needed in getting closer to the person behind the moniker that tickles your fancy

Considering the way you handled the issue initially, I won't waste time ignoring the pm but heck! We're all matured adults and atimes it's necessary we overlook issues

What more do I have to say? Oookay I give up

Luckygurl:
No

On a more serious note, let this slide.
We're good to go, ain't we?

Sure we are... So now if I send a PM and request for your phone number will you open a thread 4 dat?

Luckygurl:

That does not answer my question ooo

KimBerlyie:

What nah?

Emodeee:
Even you wey speak english pass her, you no get money reach her.

Hahaha see u!!! Baba who tell you say I sabi speak English?

CFCman:
Exactly. My brother is 2 younger than his wife and they live in a happy home.

I can't go to extremes to date a lady 8 yrs older than me, except Linda Ikeji

Most African/Blacks won't fancy dating a younger guy though. It's almost a taboo.

Bro, I also can't imagine myself in that situation

donbenedict:
Tosyne.2much, u and lucky.gurl should just hook up already . I can feel the chemistry

We don too fight ooooo.. Make I ask the babe sef


Luckygurl, would u like to hook up with me ?

moyakz:
goodday nairalanders.
facts have proven that true love is as scarce as fuel and as costly as the current dollar exchange rate.
however,it is said that one can still get 1 good head in 100 bad heads.
pls,how can one identify True Love in our current 9ja??

tosyne2much and co,food don ready o..i dey await una usual long lists!

I no dey experienced for dis area ooooo

george93:
who doesn't knw u on nairaland?

No be by that one bro

bqlekan:
Cc tosyne2much
Pls reply her pm nah.

I go reply baba

juhan:
c ur head you go wait tire....

Oyah let's wait and see then

juhan:
so u wont reply ehn?

I will not reply Oyah beg me so that I will reply

juhan:
stop lying you didnt reply my PM

Dey dia make bra dey wear u

Afrok:
If she's not ready to show the ni*ples, she can please swerve coz no time to waste money on any vaseline .

Hahahahaha roflwkmd yeye man

musicwriter:
Her ability to express herself in Yoruba language is what makes her Olajumoke- an African model.

Your language is your identity.

The white people were not speaking Igbo. They were not speaking Yoruba or Hausa.

You see, white people spoke their own language too!. That's how it should be!!.

Mental slavery is the only reason we still pay premium to English instead of our natural languages. English language is not better than our African languages. When our eyes open to our stupidity, there would be a cultural revolution across Africa.

Slavery lasted for 400 years plus (our ancestors discovered themselves and fought slavery).

Colonialism lasted for 50-70 years (our ancestors discovered themselves and fought colonialism).

How long will mental slavery last?

Stop on bros !