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Jadekitana:
Water heater made me disgrace myself!
I went to see a friend far from my school, when BIU boys were reigning then I got stuck in his house cos it was raining heavily,so I had to sleep over. I needed to have my bath with very hot water because I was freezing so he switched on the water heater! We were watching movies so I totally forgot how hot the water would have been, I just jumped into the bath and opened the hot water knob to the last, it came out in full force very very hot. I screamed and ran out of the bathroom stark nakeed,i just saw him looking at me with total confusion. He kept asking babe what is it? Did u see a ghost? What happened? I was totally embarrassed. This is someone I was seriously styling for, he saw everything on a platter of gold. But I kinda like the way he handled the situation, he walked past me,went into the bathroom to adjust the whole thing, smiled one wicked cocky smile and said "you can now continue" I felt like entering the ground.

cybriz82:
Lemme share mine way bk when 2go na 2go.I left jakande estate to iju ishaga to see d babe I met in 2go n she invicted me to cme over pretty girl big boob ass n sweet lip.trust me I b edo man wey no carry last.ib4 leavin home to her plc she already told me her uncle wife is travelin to ibadan I ws like hmmm I dn see butter to butter my bread.I got to ishaga after spendin like 2hour on d road.when I got there. Met d uncle wife applyin makeup on her face with her travelin bag on d table.for my mind I dn believe say I go finish dis babe 2day. only for d uncle wife to apply her makeup spread mat for ground n started sleeping. I ws like babe shebi u say she dey travel I wz talkin to her thru chat.n she wz like yes she go soon go.mek I relax. na der I relax from 11am reach 630pm dis woman just dey form sleep sha.dat day ijust feelin stranglin her with my eyes.na so I stand up ooo begin dey go my house got home arnd 12am traffic wahala.tp dn enter voicemail.bt I try pass d op cus after sum weeks she cme over to my plc.iz up to 6yr nw bt I cnt never dat woman n her style of wickedness.

bwahahahahahahahaha this is very hilarious

cybriz82:
Chaii u fuckd up ooo upon d suffer wey u suffer u till no do anytin..n she even call u bk mek u cme punish her n u no go..I feel like tellin ur mum dis story.

No vex 4me baba

The death, burial and resurrection of Jesus which signifies the payment for the penalty of our sins, thus, purchasing for all who believe in him, eternal life in Christ Jesus.

Easter period, which is supposed to be a time when Christians truly celebrate the resurrection of Jesus, rather, they they engage in all sort of immoral acts such as scamming, womanizing, partying, clubbing and with the notion that they are celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ

Without wasting time, below are the ways sinners celebrate Easter.

1. Guys patronize Prostitutes

It's very pathetic that during Easter period, some youths will save up their hard earned money and will squander it on prostitutes with the notion that they are celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. In as much as I don't patronise these people, at least, I have friends who indulge in this silly and shameful act

2. They Drink Beer and smoke Indian hemp as merriment

This is the time when beer palour normally record a large number of patronizers. You see various sinners devouring turkey with their left hands with turkey on their right hands at pepper soup joint

3. Runs Girls Rendezvous at exotic places with Rich Men

During this period, the demand for runs girls is usually on the increase, therefore, you will see them hovering at hotels, parties and shows just to attract interested and the best of chairmen

4. Guys Invite their Girlfriends for sex

This is how an average Nigerian guy celebrates Easter. They will invite their girlfriends for marathon sex. Some guys will use viagra prior to her arrival and by the time the lady refused to show up they will resort to masturbating so as to relief their erected joystick.

5. They go to club house

Another way sinners celebrate Easter is that they go to club, drink and dance their lives out from dusk till dawn

6. Thugs/Policemen create road blocks to collect money from car Owners

This is usually common with thugs as well as policemen. You will see them barricade the roads and will not give way to vehicles unless they are being paid their Easter entitlement

7. Ladies Scam Guys For Money

Another way greedy ladies celebrate Easter is that they hide under the canopy of Easter celebration scamming men for money. Some are even ready to offer their kitty-cats as compensation

8. Fake Pastors Rob their members of their Tithes and Offering

Fake pastors also celebrate Easter by scamming gullible church members, using Bible verses to scare them to sow into the church for the resurrection of Jesus after which they will load the money into their pockets and will be riding exotic cars. May God arrest these people using Jesus to scam

9. They celebrate their girlfriends instead of Jesus Christ

Instead of them to upload the pictures of Jesus Christ, they will upload the pictures of their girlfriends adoring and heaping praises on her


10. Guys Womanize on social media

I used to be guilty of this act before I gave my life to Jesus. During the period of Easter guys are usually found on social media e.g, nairaland, facebook, twitter and the likes, hunt for ladies to celebrate Easter with. Cutehector is guilty of this


Feel free to add yours


Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Have fun


May God forgive all us

MARKone:
Hahahahahahaha.....and they say guys sabi lie well, that girl tho. Bros, then I would have done worse if I were in your shoes, it wouldn't end in just heaping curses. But the correct thing you would have done is to go back when she called you to come back, rekindle the starring mood una dey before, chop kpekus and pack your bag and leave immediately, how can you loose both ways, on top that, you come sleep inside uncompleted building, hotel no dey around??

I been no get money to book hotel

victorjoe:
U no well. U travel go see woman wey u never ever see before. U no book hotel u want go sleep for her house? Bomb de ur head. That guy supose nack small sense into ur head.

Baba u no go blame me oooo

Rotab4life:
Guy i almost slept off while viewing this thread

shulamitewoman:
lol..in ya dreams

Ehn now.. Not my dreams

olayinkaayinde:
It was my first dating experience and I met this girl through an old secondary school mate. Her parents were so strick that I only met her once aside from the day I first saw her.
After several pestering and efforts, she finally invited me over to her house as she can't leave her house to anywhere under the strict supervision of her parents. Fast forward to the day I dress up nicely the best way I can't think of then and headed to her house the yawa con gas when I was about like 6 blocks away from her house, unknown to me that the girl is already waiting for me at a saloon as I was not supposed to go straight into her house, I stopped by under a tree and started re-dressing cleaning up my shoes, combing my bushy hair, clearing my throat and re-applying my perfume while the girl and her friends starred at me, I got the shock of my life when I called her and see her coming out of the shop right beside and I can even notice some of her Friends laughing having watched some episode of my first date drama.

Bwahahahahaha yeeepaaaa ! E go be like say make ground swallow you up

Mprepz:
Guy Omo you just made my day! mek laugh no km kill me here

The thread funny die.. I just dey laf since ystdy

stanisbaratheon:
you went to a lady's house, hoping to spend the night without a contingency plan?? haba oga

Na wetin mess me up be that oooo

PhweshyJ:
We both know that this story isn't complete, Joe. Do well and complete it biko. I'll give anything just to see how it ended. Please?

I know say na that kind thing u dey like

shulamitewoman:
Can't stand 2see sum1 beat my man cos of me...dah means u have 2kill both of us..cos I will bite ya ear off...

So you can't stand to see someone beat me off shey?

gmyguy:
so untop every, you still no chop. In fact u deserve schooling and flogging

Baba, no mind me jawe

pwettiejay:
I'm here to read comments perhaps I'm not a guy

It doesn't matter so share urs too

snakie86:
i don eat finish....Don’t even know where to start from but this particular one comes to mind easily.....

It was during my undergraduate years when this stupid ASUU strike occurred, what we thought will be a one week strike continues for close to three month. I was already missing my babe then as we are not used to being apart for that long couple with the fact that she moved to her elder brother’s house who was very strict.

I was happy this particular day she told me that her elder brother and his family will be visiting their senior daughter in one of the private school in Ogun state the following Saturday and asked that i should show up as it will afford us enough time to be together again...
The Saturday was environmental sanitation day, we agreed i will leave home early around 5am as her elder brother will leave home around that time too, this will afford me to beat movement restriction from 7am.

She gave me address and description Na so i wakka commot for my house in Ejigbo around 5:30am, enter oshodi bus, from oshodi to ketu as my destination was alapere.It was a joy as i even arrived Oshodi before 6am and boarded Ketu danfo, on getting to Ojota, na so we encounter this stupid traffic, like play like play, it was not until 7:45am i got to Ketu bus stop...everywhere was dry without people on the road.

Since there was no bike again, i asked from people the location to where i was going and they told me i should trek from one corner to the other, that was how i started walking until i got to a street and saw police patrolling, they just parked beside me without even asking me any question bundled me into their van and zoom we started going (guess my dressing already shows that i was on a journey as i was fully kitted in my best attire)..............

They arrested so many other people too, after taking me on serious journey around alapere, they dumped us at the station then zoomed off again, I started pleading with the officer at the station that I was a student but lost my way. He said there was nothing he could do until the team that arrested me comes back. My babe was already calling and i narrated my ordeal to her, my phone was seized at a point.......

Roflwkkmd lmao @ the bolded

Barrysleek:
Mine happen recently there is this my neighbor I use to sleep with almost everyday on this particular day she came to knock at my gate that her mum has gone to the village that I should come and release i was so happy because it was morning and I needed to be relieve. I immediately went with her we headed straight to her room and got down as we where on the act we heard a knock on the door she told me to ignore the knock and continue what I was doing that it was Gozie our neighbor that wanted to come and have a piece of her because he saw when her mum left for the village, we ignored him he kept on banging the door he suspected that she was with me he got his phone called her mum that she should return that Abigail is with a guy inside the house her mum immediately return, we where still on the act when she knocked she went to check and found out that it was her mum we didn't open the door she kept on knocking we both put our phones in silent she called my line before her line after awhile I went and hid at the toilet Abigail left the front door open and went to the back to open the door for her mum immediately she enter she checked the entire room in that process I sneaked out tro the front down the snitch Gozie saw me coming out but he didn't raise alarm I walked jeer jeer to my house. later that evening Abigail's mum called me that she wants to see me i went she told me that Gozie send he saw me sneak out of her house when she came back I deny it though she didn't believe but she couldn't do anything since she didn't catch me red handed.

Bros, you need to ask for the forgiveness of ur sins

snakie86:
Make i tanda here first.....so many experience, dont even know where to start from

Oga Snakie na ur face be dis?

kingofchess:
tosyn.2much...what happened to ur 10 this 10 that....the change mantra don catch u too

I'm following the trend of change

Surfboard:
Reading the comments, can't help but admire the 'creativity' on this thread.

jayloms:
All I know is dat Op and wristband can lie for Africa

Na ur experience we dey wait for

HateU2:
I will marry him sharpely
If only it's lala.sticlala or tosyne.2much sha ooo.
Happy easter guys

You want to make my head swell this afternoon shey?

teekay213:
This happened 12 year ago when i was in ss3,there was this guy in my class that bully everyone and i had this fine girl as my gf,he made moves on my girl but she refused which made him slapped her in the classroom.i could still remember the anger that fell on me instantly which was that of "hulk" i punched the guy in the face but he desended on me and beat the shiit out of me before we were seperated.but what pain me most was the look on my gf face, she felt embrassed that i couldn't stand the guy and i was even crying when they asked me what happened .after that day our relationship went solo.since then i started gyming just to take revenge but the guy was later expel.the question is how will you feel if ur guy was beaten up because of you and guys how will you feel if you are beaten up in front of your girl?

Bwhahahahaahaha roflwkmd lmao

You don kill me with laf today Chaiiii

Idydarling:
tosyne2much.....counter thread

I don't know how to do a counter thread