₦airaland Forum

Pque:
One of d ways to know if this power really exist is 4 u to get closer to any omo onile and at a point ask him to introduce u to their 'baba isale', that u have some problems. From that point, I think u will understand better if he does. Just some weeks ago, some pple did 'okigbe' b4 my very eyes. If u shoot them, it wont enter, if u machete them, d cutlass won't even hurt them until u perform certain acts or rituals. I told d guys, my guys, who did it nt to bother abt me that I don't need it. Jesus all d way... nobody or power is worth trusting. I think if any xtian really need a juju to survive, Jesus knows hw to connect u to one. They will come to u in a strange way, just coincident and u won't patronise them or search for them at all.

otitokoroleti:
u've said it all

Na so baba

omolola15:
Na him be dey you never see juju before niyen ooooo. Omo me i don see enough oooo.

I never witness any b4 ooo

Mynd44:
Who GEJ don epp?

Cutehector:
thunder will fire u

U think say na everybody go resemble you abi?

Organs:
Yes, you can think in another direction but not by suggesting or assuming someone else is lying without proof yet you have prayers and IJN in your write up but you are accussing someone of making things up, lying etc and you have no proof.

joseph1832:
Tosyne tosyne, how market oh?

Market dey go well small small oooo


I no just dey see ur shadow again

Modenzy:
oga Tosin

. Baba I dey here oooo

Countrygirl:
Oga tosyne tell us d number u use 2justify ur own

I don't womanize at all

Fadekebisola:
i dont have sex again....thanks to God am out of it

sincerely curiosity made me have sex...but one thing i have realised...sex is good no doubt but when one is married..am ready only to have sex again wen married...

sex in a rship is fornication no matter how we see it and i thank God am out of it....all i pray for now is a true love to come by Tosyne2much

Fadekebisola:
nn

Bisola, dis one wey you quote me without a comment

magicminister:
you are high and stupid at the same time.
First of all, the 5 dollar payment i made was in order to recharge an app on my phone called boss revolution. If there was a cheaper alternative from Nigeria, i would gladly be using it.

Besides, while other countries are investing heavily in their education and health sector, we are trying to thwart the dreams of those schooling abroad and asking them to school in Nigeria while 99.9999% of the children of the political elites are schooling abroad.
For crying out loud, some of the biggest successes from Nigeria were all trained abroad.

I would recommend that the government creates attractive incentives to bring back our best brains schooling and working outside the. country.

Lmao

QtKatie:
With a deduction of about 7k........but I didn't care. I was free at last.

ShyNeptune:
Lwkmd.... God is too big to pick offence at trivialities

Bwahahahaha


You have no idea of how I have been hysterically laughing over the emboldened

funnynation:
d man na my friend nah.. He dey tell me just 2 know if i get solution for his problem

I just hope you will not corner another man's wife into your room

Ishilove:
You really shouldn't respond to every inane and brainless comment certain people seem to have in abundance. Empty vessels make the most noise

ShyNeptune:
And most of the church members will defend their pastors like they are paid to do so. .... example below.



My brother there's a difference between a man of God and a man of men. Pastors be deceiving the gullible congregation since 2000BC.
AFRICA WAKE UP!!! our gullibility is getting worse every passing day. jesus Christ could have been the richest man during his reign but NO! He was born into the poor home of a carpenter. He grew up having fishermen as friends..... he never collected tithes nor offerings. He preached Love and Love And even more Love.
But today our pastors preach Financial breakthrough, academic breakthrough, Relationship breakthrough, Olajumoke the bread seller breakthrough etc
They Preach fear into the minds of their followers telling them how sinful it is to Question a man of God. They Buy private jets, helicopters and choppers. Then they go back to tell their followers to donate all their earnings to God in the name of building treasures in heaven....
When they themselves are building treasures and mansions on earth.
I'm like don't these so called Christians read their bible n all?

Cutehector:
Bros leave all those kinda women.. their boobs Don fall already

Baba, my hand no dey dis one ooooo

funnynation:
Number 7,8 and 9 make sense.. Gone are those days wey u go marry a girl without testing. Girls of dis days dey fear me, no bi as u see dem for skin na so d inside be.. My neigbour no dey sleep for house in d nite bcs of his wife. D woman dey need like 7 rounds in the night. . #TeamTesting.



Nairaland official comedian

How u take know?

Ishilove:
I'm not. I'm just trying to correct a misconception.

Fallen or perky, the primary role of the breasts is lactation. It is us humans who make their firmness a big deal.

Lactation waaat ? Says who?

daretodiffer:
It is only gullible people that won't believe it

Is that what you think?

Organs:
Both you and Tolulakin, and all other doubting "Thomases" are just acting out your stupidity and backward mentality pure and simple. Its simple if you do not believe it, why don't you go and find out We Nigerians are lazy and stupid, everything is mentioned in the story, the area, the bakery even the husband that just came from the village their kids etc, for God's sake she cannot even speak English. The difference btw the european and the black man is, the European oyinbo will do research, take the trip and go there to verify etc but the Naija mumu will sit on his lazy butt and write: lie, lie, conspiracy theory, see this, see that,.......

Hahahaha roflwkmd Na me you bash reach like this?


Haba !!! Me and you get beef b4 ni?


Happy Sunday bro

mentorandfriend:
Been a while.

I no just dey see ur shadow again

Nche95:
thank you.. the guy perversion na 100 percent

So you sef know say Cutehector like woman ?

Cutehector:
31 likes, 3 shares...

Tosin clap for yourself. Continue spoiling my name

QtKatie:
My paycheck came with the letter.

That's really nice then

We are in the era where sex related topics are the latest trend and most talked about on newspaper front page, internet, magazines, television, radio, etc; as it garners traffic more than any other topics.

However, gone are those days when young men didn't take women as a priority because of the adverse effects or consequences arising from chasing women as well as combing their kitty-cats. But in recent time, people no longer care that they even misquote the Bible in such a way that it best suit their lustful acts

Without wasting time, I shall discuss the statements guys normally use to justify womanizing/fornication as a rightful act

1. Body no be Firewood

This is the most common statement guys often use to justify their lustful act as a rightful act. They will say that even if the spirit is willing the flesh is not ready to succumb. As a result of this, they chase both young ladies and another person's wife to get under her skirt since they have active hormones and not a firewood

2. Lack of Sex Causes Stomach Pain

On different occasions, I have overheard many Nigerian guys saying that when your sperm bag is full, fail to discharge it causes severe/unbearable stomach pain. Though, I don't know if this has been proven by medical practitioners. The notion that there's need for constant discharge of accumulated sperm often makes guy womanize and fornicate

3. It was the Devil's work

On the day of judgement, if God could permit the devil to punish those using his name to commit atrocities and I trust that he will register a slap on the faces of many Nigerian guys who do things in a conscious state as they derive maximum pleasure in it, but will blame their misfortunes or misplaced priorities on the devil

4. God Himself knows Abstinence isn't as Easy as the Bible Claims

Of course abstinence is easier said than practically abstain. Many guys use this notion to justify promiscuity as a rightful act. They will say that God programmed the joystick in such a way that it cannot easily be controlled, therefore, they chase their kid sister's mate from street to street while some bastards will even resort to ra.pe

5. I have to Enjoy my Youthful days

There's a belief that a young man who didn't womanize or slept with several ladies during his youthful days, will definitely end up having extra marital affairs since he failed to enjoy his youthful days. As a result of this, many guys live their youthful days chasing ladies in the brothel and will claim that they will change when they are married

6. Ladies don't Like a Novice in Bed

Many young guys believe that if you are not a technician in bed that will make your girlfriend/wife scream 100km away during love making, then there's high probability that your women will always cheat against all odds. The notion that ladies like men who can expertly please them in bed often makes many guys to womanize and fornicate so as to become veterans/professionals in bed so that they can please their wives when married.

7. You have to Test Run a motor before Paying for it

I don't know when ladies became a motor car that needs to be test run before purchase. Well, I won't deny the fact that the way our ladies lie about being virgins but will be found doing otherwise, is quite appalling and may even warrant a test run for authenticity as some people claim, (though that should not be an excuse to justify what is wrong). To avoid stories that touches the heart, guys are always bent on test running a lady before walking down the aisle

8. I can't Labour for another Man to Eat

Statistics have it that the larger proportion of guys don't want to celibate because of the fear that their girlfriends will go about sleeping with another men. Since they don't want another man to reap what they sow, they use this notion to justify fornicate

9. Nobody Holy pass

Of course we all are sinners in the sight of God and He's always ready to forgive us from our sins the moment we ask for forgiveness. Since nobody Holy pass, many guys hide under this notion to womanize

10. Feel free to add yours


May God help us all


I drop my pen at this point