₦airaland Forum

ronald4lif:
Agarawu23 and Falconey, never been to a sex shop nor have I ever seen this, though I've heard of artificial cuńt.

If I was interested and wanted to see or buy I'd just walk into a sex shop nearby and get one. But there's no need as there are many real pussies to shag.

Pheals:
Guy go get yours o but if u can differentiate between it and a real babe. .that means your medulla.o as not taken the work of the cerebellum

calddon:
11. if you log in to nairaland to check front page topics only to log out seconds later to check your mb, poverty might just be your homie .

12. you run to an atm machine stand in the long queue just to load 100 naira airtime , my brother poverty knows your middle name

13. you pay in 110 naira over the counter in your bank so as to make up your balance of 890 naira up to 1000 just to withdraw via atm, poverty tins

bwhahahahahhahaa roflwkmd


Ooooboi you go steal my likes oooo

Harbosede02:


Tosyne so yu don't like awuff of 200 naira for 5gb...huh??

I like it now hehehe

1. If you check your account balance immediately after flashing your girlfriend; you are suffering from poverty

2. If you buy an egg of N30 and you add water to it before frying it, so as to devour N200 bread; you are suffering from poverty

3 If you have been using your sim card for the past 5 years and each time you try to borrow airtime, you get the response " sorry you are ineligible to borrow money". This means they don't recognize you at all, therefore, you are suffering from poverty

3. If you want to give N1000 as offering and you flash the money to the people sitting on your roll before putting it in the offering envelope; I'm sorry poverty is your moniker

4. If you feel like eating suya and you go to Abo.ki's place, only to collect "tasting" and zoom off; you are suffering from poverty

5. As a lady, if a guy invites you on a date and you come with batallion of friends just to eat his money; you and all your friends are suffering from abject poverty

6. If you buy an adult cow and still want to lap it on okada; you are suffering from poverty

7. If after drinking a yoghurt, you rinsed the bottle of the yoghurt and still drank it; you are suffering from poverty

8. If your soup is always watery to the extent that it rolls down from your finger to your elbow while eating eba; you are suffering from poverty

9. If you are always attending a party you are not invited; you are suffering from poverty

10. If you are always looking for ridiculously cheap data bundle worth of 5gb for the price of N200; I'm sorry you are suffering from poverty

Bonuses

If the only reason why you love your girlfriend is solely because she doesn't ask you for a kobo; Bro, to be candid, you are suffering from poverty


If you take an excuse from the usher to the toilet the moment your pastor says "offering time"; you are suffering from poverty

Feel free to add yours


Abeg na joke oooo



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Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Jolllyjoy:
Oooooops

Diddyydiva:
life is what you make it bro


happy new year in advance


let's not derail .

ladenz:
There is no one that cannot be uninstalled. Just go to settings

Hahaha roflwkmd

Baba, no be android we dey talk about jhor

PinkBarbie:
Yes, I am. How was your Christmas?

Xmas was kinda boring for me jawe

IHate9ja1:
Wow
I finished from Cohest Ijero Environmental dept (hnd)

Wooow that's wonderful bro

danidee10:
The signs are clear she no want may u straff am na or try to touch her...she's not comfortable around u yet don't tell her cuz u can't force the feeling....if it's continues 3 more times....move on cuz no matter how fine she is....girls dey wey fine pass am.....simple

Or u be capital letter MAGA MUGU. MONI SPENDER

You are ryt baba. The girl no want make the guy straff am

HIGHESTPOPORI:
No need for long stories, d girl doesn't want Sex to happen!

Gbaaaaaam !!!


Bros, may God bless you in abundance

TeamSimple:
Don't make mockery of God just because you want to sound funny..

NB; your joke is stale. I also pity the scallywags that liked your post,maybe because it speaks much about the arrogance of the tribe mentioned.

fotadmowmend:
He shd had used dos money to educate dos thugs

Genea:
me keh? U no read wetin op talk

I dint even read the write-up initially

PinkBarbie: