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Romance › Re: Share Your Akward Moments, Sexcapades, Embarrassing Moments, Etc by tosyne2much(m): 11:21pm On Oct 17, 2015
I dey come cool

Typing ..........
Romance › Re: 10 Rules Guys Must Adhere To When Chatting With Girls On Social Networks by tosyne2much(m): 11:10pm On Oct 17, 2015
Setaje:
Please someone should come up wiv a counter thread. It's very important.
Seriously ? cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Rules Guys Must Adhere To When Chatting With Girls On Social Networks by tosyne2much(m): 11:06pm On Oct 17, 2015
joshrare:
Good one Op...

This babe always chat with me 24/7 non stop... Unless am busy and can't reply her chat..

Does it mean she's liking me?.... I have been neutral to her all along, I have not talked abt anything relationship/dating with her..

Just wondering... Guys abeg make I yarn her d koko?
Baba nawa for you ooooo


So you are enjoying the full attention she's giving you while you are dulling things

No later come here dey open thread ooooo say the babe later friendzone u ooooo cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Rules Guys Must Adhere To When Chatting With Girls On Social Networks by tosyne2much(m): 11:02pm On Oct 17, 2015
lilmax:
na your talent be that cheesy
My talent ke ? cheesy


So u mean say 10 Types of ......... na my talent abi ? cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by tosyne2much(m): 10:58pm On Oct 17, 2015
Jollyjoy:
cheesycheesy:Dto charge phone and upgrade gpcheesycheesy
Which of the categories do you belong ? tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by tosyne2much(m): 10:54pm On Oct 17, 2015
emusmith:
Thread inside Thread... grin
No be thread inside thread oooo

Na points inside thread cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Rules Guys Must Adhere To When Chatting With Girls On Social Networks by tosyne2much(m): 10:23pm On Oct 17, 2015
sonofananimal:
Hmmm! That bolded word have so many interpretation but I don't know the particular interpretation you may want us to understand

Base of what I understand is that you said you are not rich or may not be rich, and when you are rich! You will start butt-licking embarassed

I'm lost here.
Interpret it whichever way cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by tosyne2much(m):
* Grabs Baba Blue *

*Clears throat*

8. To Look for Husbands

This is common among the female folks. However, when many of them have chased their potential husbands out of ignorance, just because he couldn't answer the question "where did you get my number?" or "where did you get my PIN?", you will see them attending Sunday and weekly programmes regularly. Some will even join the church workforce so that brother Emmanuel can see them (ushering unit, prayer unit, evangelism unit, etc)


9. To charge their phones

This is common among students. Let any student who has never gone to church for the sole purpose of charging his/her fone cast the first stone. When their battery is dead they will dress up and go to church. But the moment their phones gets to 100% before the service ends, they will take an excuse from the usher to the toilet, and off they zoom

10. For financial breakthrough

Let's not deceive ourselves, the reasons why many youths go to church, is for financial prosperity. When they are seeking jobs opportunities, or visa, you will see them partake in mobbing, decorating and keeping the church in good state. Some of them will go to the church woth their Bet9ja ticket and will pray that it must click. Once God tests their faith by providing them Peaujout 504, u no go see dem for church again.


11. To Upgrade their GP


I don't know if I'm the only one that has noticed this. When their GP is below 1.5 or 1.0, you will see them glued to church. (Na dem dey dey front seat) Their voices are always very louder than home threatre when their fellowship papa prays for GP increment
Romance › Re: 10 Rules Guys Must Adhere To When Chatting With Girls On Social Networks by tosyne2much(m): 10:15pm On Oct 17, 2015
lilmax:
wetin them wan counter? cheesy
E possible nah tongue


Abi u go drop the counter thread ni ? cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Rules Guys Must Adhere To When Chatting With Girls On Social Networks by tosyne2much(m): 10:03pm On Oct 17, 2015
pinceprinz:
Yass man! Tell 'em !!

Worshiping women is the fast track to involuntary celibacy.
Hahaha lwkmd cheesy
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Maltreat Their Boyfriends When They Start Seeing A Richer Guy by tosyne2much(m): 9:49pm On Oct 17, 2015
adeh39:
La tell you.......




La bend undecided
I know what's on ur mind tongue
Romance › Re: 10 Rules Guys Must Adhere To When Chatting With Girls On Social Networks by tosyne2much(m):
Some ladies are fond of behaving like they are doing you a favour by chatting with you


Though I may not be rich for now, but that doesn't mean I should degrade myself. If you expect me to butt-lick you, I won't hesitate to use the delete button
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Maltreat Their Boyfriends When They Start Seeing A Richer Guy by tosyne2much(m): 9:11pm On Oct 17, 2015
adeh39:
angry angry
Still asking?... undecided
Kindly tell me nah cool
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Maltreat Their Boyfriends When They Start Seeing A Richer Guy by tosyne2much(m): 9:10pm On Oct 17, 2015
adeh39:
angry angry
Still asking?... undecided
Kindly tell me nah cool
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Maltreat Their Boyfriends When They Start Seeing A Richer Guy by tosyne2much(m): 7:31pm On Oct 17, 2015
adeh39:
So you have been deceiving me...... embarassed
Oyah how did I deceive you ? cool
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Maltreat Their Boyfriends When They Start Seeing A Richer Guy by tosyne2much(m): 7:26pm On Oct 17, 2015
adeh39:
Denial of kitty cat

This reminds me when prof Tosyne2much said that his girlfriend whom she was planning of marrying started denying him of kitty-cat, using lame excuses that she already gave her life to Jesus christ, therefore, she almost made Tosyne2much died of what nairalanders call konji. This truth cannot be far fetched, she's certainly seeing someone else

Tosin!!! shocked shocked shocked
I'm right here cool


Kini mo se ?
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Maltreat Their Boyfriends When They Start Seeing A Richer Guy by tosyne2much(m): 11:42pm On Oct 16, 2015
SirWere:
Chai, door don open, you dey look like Mallam wey sell yorghut and no receive money. I don dey try for chinelo since...... Oga sir, no vex me
Hahaha cheesy


See u cheesy
Family › Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by tosyne2much(m): 11:07pm On Oct 16, 2015
braine:
Hilarious! cheesy chain! This is wickedness. I dare not try this.. She might just take the kitty from me forever. cheesy cheesy
hahahahahaha roflwkmd cheesy
Romance › Re: Which Girl Do I Decide On? by tosyne2much(m): 10:24pm On Oct 16, 2015
GreenWhiteGreen:
Y'all indeed funny. This is a made up story. You can't truly be in such situation and don't know what to do or come online to seek advice from random people. Engineers are smart folks, not this dumba##.
hahahahaha cheesy
Romance › Re: Which Girl Do I Decide On? by tosyne2much(m): 10:19pm On Oct 16, 2015
alexistaiwo:
seven digits? That is a million and u aren't sure who to date. I smell lies. hit like if you agree with me that this story is fake
I have also been pondering over this
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Maltreat Their Boyfriends When They Start Seeing A Richer Guy by tosyne2much(m): 9:05pm On Oct 16, 2015
Omotayor123:
grin tongue
Bedroom ke?
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Maltreat Their Boyfriends When They Start Seeing A Richer Guy by tosyne2much(m): 8:48pm On Oct 16, 2015
Omotayor123:
Shooo.... shocked
Make we enter bedroom.. You go talk am again embarassed
Waaaaaaaat !!!!
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Maltreat Their Boyfriends When They Start Seeing A Richer Guy by tosyne2much(m): 8:24pm On Oct 16, 2015
wristbangle:
Ojigbi jigbi. Tosyne2much wan kill me ooo!

So bukola just leave u becos of baba arugbo vehicle... Peugeot??

Same way omotayor123 go dump u if u no quicly buy range sport for her tongue
I no too trust Omotayo jawe cool
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Maltreat Their Boyfriends When They Start Seeing A Richer Guy by tosyne2much(m): 8:07pm On Oct 16, 2015
classicB:
Why wouldn't i take it personal? Didn't you guys take it personal when i created a thread about guys raping their female visitors? I am female and you painting bad picture of female up and down tagging it TALENT is funny grin like seriously? God talented you in bashing the opposite gender....what you dnt know is no matter how bad u paint the female figure here it wont stop girls from getting married every weekend...like i said keep up the good work, who am i to stop you from displaying your supposed TALENT kiss have a nice night bro!
Since you can't decipher hilarity from reality there's no point trying to convince you

I don't think this should be giving you headache. If I create a female bashing thread, kindly hit the "create a new topic" button and create a male bashing thread. Isn't that as easy as ABC ?


Let's stop derailing another person's thread jhor cheesy
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Maltreat Their Boyfriends When They Start Seeing A Richer Guy by tosyne2much(m): 7:45pm On Oct 16, 2015
classicB:
Most of your thread here are women bashing thread and am surprised you called it a TALENT, keep up the good work bro!
Must you take everything personal ?

Who cares if it's male or female bashing thread ? I post what I feel like. So ?
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Maltreat Their Boyfriends When They Start Seeing A Richer Guy by tosyne2much(m): 6:38pm On Oct 16, 2015
Lalasticla, please come and do the needful here


See the dumb head derailing this thread
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Maltreat Their Boyfriends When They Start Seeing A Richer Guy by tosyne2much(m):

First and foremost, I want to make a shout out to God almighty for the gift and preservation of life

Secondly, I want to make a shout out to Seun Osewa for giving me an incredible opportunity to display my talent to everyone. I can assure you that I won't be here if it wasn't for you


Back to the topic cool

About twenty years ago, I dated a lady named Bukola. Seeing each other was not an easy task because as at then, there was nothing like BBM, whatsapp, nairaland, 2go, facebook, etc, still we had regular communication. More so, there was nothing like Mr Fans, Mr Biggs, Sweet Sensation and the likes, so our rendezvous was usually under a mango tree adjacent to the town square

We were so much in love with each other that I thought that only death could separate us. Unknown to me that I was actually sleeping on a moving okada. What did I not do for this girl?. Gave my school fee to her when in need just to show my undying love to her, bought her set of panties while I was walk-bouncing the street with only one boxers

As at then, Peaujout 504 was the dream car of every young man and there was this dude (name withheld) whose head looks exactly like Badagri coconut. This dude was always disturbing Bukola as if his life depended on her. (Guys I guess you know how intimidating it is when you are riding a bicycle and someone using a car, is wooing your babe)


On different occasion, I have warned this guy to desist from my babe but he wouldn't just listen. It got to a stage that I challenged this dude and engaged in a physical combat with him before Bukola waved goodbye to me

As greediness will have its way. I was returning from a job interview when I got the shock of my life. On getting to my door step, I heard a moan emanating from the window and I was like, maybe she was watching one of these Yoruba movie videos. The continuous moan got me suspicious, I tip-toed and peeped through the window, lo and behold, I saw Bukola with my two naked eyes moaning on my bed while this dude thrusting and sweating profusely.


Ever since then I have been single because I haven't recovered from the emotional trauma.
Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate Fourth Edition Chatroom by tosyne2much(m): 2:31pm On Oct 16, 2015
Fynestboi:
we need your help with coordination for the third edition sir..
I'm at your service bro... I will be glad to be a part of it. My only fear is that it should be conducted mow that I'm on hols
Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate Fourth Edition Chatroom by tosyne2much(m): 2:20pm On Oct 16, 2015
Fynestboi:
tosyne2much
Biggest boss I'm right here cool
Education › Re: Nigerian Education Sector Needs Attention (fynestboi) by tosyne2much(m): 1:09pm On Oct 16, 2015
May God help us


Fynestboi I hail with respect ooooo cool
NYSC › Re: See What A Nairalander Did When He Collected His NYSC Discharge Certificate by tosyne2much(m): 12:18pm On Oct 16, 2015
Paulpaulpaul:
Hahahahahahaha, you take style wicked oh





bad belle, the guy Bleep-up though. Na small boy sha, we wey want carry old age go service na we go de open teeth for nairaland?
Hahaha lwkmd cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Crazy About Big Butts? by tosyne2much(m): 12:07pm On Oct 16, 2015
RichDad1:
Picture would go a very long way to access your situation, whether the men are being sincere in their assessment or they are just perverts. cheesy
hehehe cheesy

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