₦airaland Forum

jared007:
The runs girl was not happy with the "juman". Runs girls are everywhere now in Naija. I once chatted a girl online innocently to be her friend. She asked for my age and what I do for a living then she stoned my face with a question "can u perform?"
My reply was "how do u mean ma'am?"
Then she replied "are you a kid?"

CyberWolf:
It’s not a “get rich quick scheme” oo, you have to learn how to hold, patience is the key.

donstan18:
Create a similar thread, people couldn't allow this OP to finish before they started commenting.

Nedfed:
Bro u're sighted
tosyne2much the ijagbarajijiologboja of Nairaland as my gf do called u.

sprints1:
lol dude u must be joking which bizness will give u #450k ROI with 1 million as starting capital dude bro MMM was hit when it first came out..but me no fit call am fraud cuz they they warned us use ur spare money...its like gambling bro... well e don come e don pass...wonder why the OP brought this topic back

dairykidd:
Hahaha.. Why u dey do this kind thing na

CyberWolf:
Funny enough, my friend told me to invest in MMM then and I told him no, I’d rather invest in ETH, he told me that crypto is scam but see me now.. .. Isn’t God so wonderful?

PS: I cashed out in January Bullish market

lefulefu:
i concur. D day it crashed most of the MMM disciples no really accept the fact at first. Many of them actually believed that MMM will be back like the Terminator. Dose ones wey dey preach to u about MMM na dose ones first cool down wen it dawned on them dat MMM had finally crashed. Dem come be like fowl wey dem pour cold water for im body.

lefulefu:
hahahaha i always love im ten ten threads. I remember those MMM days wey some ppl wey carry d tin for head go dey preach and convince u while its so important for u to be a Mavrodite.

anibirelawal:
Hahaha That 10th category of people make me lol.

MChaze25:
One of the reasons I resigned from my work place in 2016 was that the temptation became too much!
Everyday it was pressure from my colleagues preaching that I must join coz they knew my take home pay was bigger than theirs.
I was a top target. It was like Zombie madness to me. Everyone in my office was into it.
Its not that I didn't want to join. The 30% ROI looked stupid to me.
Not worth my stress.So i parked my bags and ran away from the Zombies. Lol

hajoke2000:
the poor......most especially the homeless not hopeless ...

Nigerian comic writer, Tosyne2much has come again drawing the attention of people to the categories of people that will probably jubilate over the death of MMM CEO, Sergei Mavrodi

Now that Mavrodi has passed on, no one seems to be sending the deceased farewell messages but derogatory remarks and abusive words are being rained on him.

Reading people air their grievances and what MMM had cost them, we can conclude that the following categories of people will probably jubilate over the death of Sergei Mavrodi

1. Those who resigned their jobs during MMM days

When MMM still had a very strong foothold in Nigeria, some people actually resigned their jobs because, to them, MMM had more prospects than their jobs and could turn them into millionaires overnight. When their Mavros were frozen in December 2016, many became jobless and turned to icon of mockery. There's no doubt that these people are probably going to celebrate the death of Mavrodi.

2. Those who developed High Blood Pressure

Many people actually developed high blood pressure during when they woke up only to see that their Mavros were frozen.
It took the grace of God to restore the health of many of them, if not, they would have been relegated to six feet by now. Many will agree with Tosyne2much that the death of Mavrodi is like a revenge to them, therfore, they have ever reason to be happy.

3. Those who invested borrowed money

Some people went as far as obtaining loans from friends and family members during the reigning days of MMM. According to them, a bank cannot give you 30% of your savings in thirty years and since MMM could do that in 30 days, it was more rewarding than banks.

The crash of the ponzi scheme put them in unpayable debt and they have been laying curses on Mavrodi since December 2016.. Now that the man is gone, his death is their happiness.

4. Those who invested their school fees

I heard a loud noise from my room this morning and when I came outside to know what was happening, I heard Unilorin students singing praises to God that Mavrodi was no more.

Cases of stranded students were recorded, many were not allowed to write their exams while many ended up with extra year because they invested their school fees into the ponzi scheme which later crashed. Many students have been expressing the joy of Mavrodi on his social page

5. Those who sold their properties/inheritance

As funny as it sounds, some people actually sold their properties/ inheritance and invested the money into the ponzi scheme and when it crashed, suicide was an option for them.

Those were able to move on with their lives are probably going to jubilate over the death of Mavrodi because of the pains he has cost them

5. Those who became homeless/squatters

Some were foolish enough to invest their house rent into the scheme and by the time things went as unplanned, they became thugs and used every opportunity to blame Mavrodi for their misfortunes.

During that time, we saw many house owners who became squatters while some became homeless and as I speak to you, they are jubilating since the person who rendered them homeless is no more.

6. Pastors who invested church tithes and offering

Some pastors were excommunicated from the church and relied off their duty because they used church money to PH
eg Omega Fire Ministry Pastor in the east. Since MMM was responsible for putting an end to their pastorial work, the death of the man is their joy

7. Those that faced police case

Some people took their bosses money and plunged it into the scheme with the hope of getting 30% in return. When they could no longer pay back it became a police case and they were forced to sign an undertaking. These ones are currently happy that Mavrodi is gone

8. Those who PH with the money for the wedding

Since life is all about taking risks, some people actually postponed their wedding using the money for COW, drinks, canopy and bride price to PH with the hope of celebrating their wedding in a grand style after they GH.

When MMM crashed, their relationship also crashed along with it. Believe it or not, these people can never forget the sorrow MMM has caused them and the death of making themselves happy is to celebrate the death of the man

9. Osho free people

It wasn't as if some people were not doing well in their finances. They actually had good jobs with very good salary but because the spirit of awoof has not left them. They actually followed the bandwagon and invested their hard earned money into MMM in December. The sorrow MMM caused them will make them happy about the death of the Mavrodi

10. Self-proclaimed MMM Ambassadors

It wasn't as if Mavrodi was paying some people but the way they carried MMM on their heading ehn.. Some of them went as far as preaching it to their colleagues at work, friends, family members, native doctors, etc.

MMM crash seemed like rapture to them and those they brought into it held them ransome and they actually used their own money to pay for their losses. Believe me, the death of Mavrodi is their joy

Thanks for reading

Feel free to add yours

Written by Tosyne2much

Destined2win:

Big bum-bum has made a whole lot of Nigerian men take unwise decisions.

Iaz93:
I can imagine the number of people wey enter heavy debt because of this man.

Rest in Ponzi, Mavrodi.

JustAboyy:
Bros when you see this check your inbox and spam folder for the password reset link. Abeg no vex

osazsky:
d remains and bones would be transfered to d new coffins and taken to a new location, its normal

Innobee99:
Bros, eyes don see plenty tinz ooooo

Allboiz:
I already told you... When she comes back don't give in, she's toying with you, focus on your purpose(career) and game other GIRLS. Infact delete her number right away and every other things, if not, you won't see front, you'll all be covered by her illusion. I repeat, don't give in when she comes back, she already sees herself as your weakness which is very bad, u let loose, u just looseguard, she knows u can't do nothing without her, reasons why she toying with you, and she can come back to you anytime, infact you are the side nigga, the backup. By now, man up and do what's right, forget her. Have this mindset towards girls, they'll leave, of course they'll surely leave.

miracle956:
the truth is my side chick is avoiding me dats y am worried about this main chick.

Innobee99:
One tin I have discovered is dat wen a lady has two guys in her life and she has issues with one, she tend to transfer d aggression on the other.


Believe me, I have seen it

Raintaker:
Bros he don scam you before?

MichaelBlake40:
Nawa for you o