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I want to believe with almost all his body even the waist line out of the car, to recoil himself back into the car he will most certainly need help to pull himself back.

Please can someone just show me GEJ's pix in that wedding or any other goverment rep in that wedding before i can say anything. Doesnt concern me really but wasting tax payers money on things that will not add any dime to Naija will bother me> so waiting to see GEJ image or rep anywhere in there before i comment

Single ladies dont want to suffer with a single guy
Single lady prefer to date a married man for money and to scatter a happy home
Single lady is deadly a harbinger of various diseasesknown and unknown
Single lady is a prostitute
Single lady is very mean and deadly
Single lady is totally bad

Guys beware of single ladies as they are very treacherous

"And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach" (Isaiah 4:1).

If IBB couldnt achieve it, OBJ couldnt survive it, and Buhari we have thwarted all his efforts, who is GEJ to foist himself on us. Fuel subsidy strike ought to have sent the message clearly to him how Nigerians feel about him. I am sure he wont try such a thing because he said he needed only one term in office, I hope that is recorded in video somewhere 'cos we will remind him. Its too early to allow this discussion to distract us from holding this cabal accountable for how they run Naija during this time. Nigerians are sure wiser.

Please lets not trivialize the message of this post. Analyzing the post one can easily see the truth in it. I think our government need to reconsider that ban on police road blocks. Agreed the police might not have prevented this crime but sometimes their presence helps. Now the expressway is as free as a highway to hell. The candid advise is that passengers should for now avoid night travels as much as possible stay away from day travels as well if need be.
The times we are living in now is evil, people have no regard for God and human life is no longer sacred. These are signs of end time, everybody must be weary.

the solution to all this is simple, let men be allowed as it is cultural in African culture to marry as many wives as they can afford. I know many people will begin to blab the civilization dogma here and a lot of ladies may not like this but if men are allowed to marry many wives you will see that all this modern day harassment and abuse of women will stop. What does a lady really want after all she just need her children and an man to take responsibility for them so if a man is doing all that faithfully and the woman is given her freedom there will be peace.
If a man has many wives and one is not yielding the dividends of marriage the man need to lose a sleep he moves on to the next. Similarly if the woman senses that the man is not tending towards her she knows what to do by the time she tries it in one or two places you may find out that the original problem may just be that they were not compatible from the beginning.

In the olden days all these stories were not replete like they are nowadays, so what is expected is for people to be free to be themselves. Imagine a well known playboy cassanova getting married is that not caging him he will be philandering about yet lies and lies to the wife or a woman about town getting married to a man how do you think she will be faithful.
So the solution truthfully is that men and women must be free, Marriage is never a do or die affair it is honorable that a man seeks to take care of a woman and make her the mother of his children just as it is honorable for a woman to point to a man and say that is our husband. Check it now, how come men have a successful relationship yet they cant stay one year successfully in marriage. It is the caging that is the problem, men and women living in bondage in the name of marriage.
People be free, live your life to the fullest.

The old interface is simple and short. Easy to maneuver through. Lets go back to the old please.

My own experience was different in one of the local airlines, I sat at the last row in the not so full aircraft. I noticed that while she was serving the inflight refreshment she was giving me everything double double, which i didn't request and i didn't reject either. So after the refreshments were over she came over to my shoulder and pretended to be giving me water. She asked me 'do you wonder why I am giving you double' I said yes then she said 'its my birthday, what are you giving me for my birthday'. I was shocked that such attitude had crept into such a highly lucrative profession but i decided to play along and i said oh congrats then I put some money in the envelope that was circulated for helping the needy and put my gsm number there too. She called some days later. Two weeks thereafter the rest was history.

Nobody knows the way but JESUS. So all the churches are just man made contraption. God is a spirit so HE must be worshiped in truth and in spirit. Church can not save you its your heart and what goes on inside your heart. Let no man, woman, pastor, evangelist, GO, bishop, Ajinrere, Oluso agutan, shepherd, reverend or whatever fool you. Man know thyself so that you may be saved. Go down on your knees and pray directly to God Almighty HE will hear you.

it is a big scam and a deceit to lure unsuspecting members to believe

A man who talks too much needs to be feared anyway people change, maybe he has. I wish him well.

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The problem with some Nlanders is hypocrisy. They come here and make all sort of holier than thou exhibits meanwhile their lives are rotten like a rotten egg. This is the time of the youths of this country to be free to mingle and celebrate love why should anyone stop us. After wasting their miserable lives jumping around and they now want to hold the youths down, it wont work. We will resist all their holier than thou attitude. If they lived their lives right how come the nation is like this.

Those who are worried about the enjoyment that will engulf the planet eart tonight can go take a dive inside barbeach. Its our world we must rock it to the fullest. Enjoyment unlimited. The climax will be on Friday night cos tonite wont be enough. Come to the Island tonight you will understand whats up. All the oldies should take the back sit and watch the activities because the train has moved forward.

maclatunji:
For all of you young girls that one "mindless" boy is disturbing for February 14, you better use your head. The boy will probably steal money from his father to buy you Mr. Biggs Snacks and Ice Cream after you have queued for at least 1-hour and then will almost certainly ask for 5ex. Ask yourself, are you so cheap?

You better stay at home and find something worthwhile  to do with your time. I know so many of you will read this and not pay heed. If I see any of you crying around Nairaland about some unwanted pregnancy or STD, I am going to personally make sure that you get the word-lashing of your life.

Don't mind all of this business people that want to make quick money from this invented concept of "VALENTINE'S DAY", you don't need a day to be declared a "special day" of love. If you truly believe in the "specialness" of February 14 over any other day in terms of showing love, you need your head checked.

And then there is this rubbish that LOVE= 5EX. Who started this rubbish? If any man/boy truly loves you, he will leave you to develop into the best women you can be and honour you with a marriage proposal not turning you into some "Second-hand" material that has been used and has to be managed by someone else.

I am particularly concerned about some naive girl who doesn't even understand how easy it is to get pregnant or get infected with some serious life-changing disease that will fall for this "Valentine Day" trap and have her life irrevocably altered for the negative, that is why I am posting this. Parents too should put their daughters under their watch- Most of these girls we see on the street have parents somewhere, what are they doing?

Remember, you carry the greatest risk; the boy can walk away and lead a relatively normal life. It is you that will be left with the pain and shame.

#Thinkaboutit

This is bullsh1t, today is St. Valentine's Day. One day in the year when all free minds are allowed to express their love to their loved ones. No excuses no stories. Nobody knows tomorrow so we must be merry, single and free to mingle. Nobody is gonna stop the party. Thank God for civilisation, everything has been made possible for us. Be with the one you trulylove and enjoy your life like there is no tomorrow. Love eachother because nobody knows tomorrow. Dont deny yourself anything, throw all caution to the winds and enjoy and be happy. Nobody is gonna spoil today for us with some old school story. Wish it was a Friday it would have been groovy. Tomorrow we will all come and share the blissful experiences. Enjoyyyyyyyyy

I think the likes of IBB, Buhari and Atiku and their household cannot be free from Boko Haram bombs if they are not directly sponsoring these evil activities.

GEJ and his clueless government should simply send armies into all the Northern states and then replace the governors with military heads for the time being. Setup road blocks and make sure every moving thing is thoroughly checked. In this way they will get all this bastards out one by one.

Those who built the titanic said it was unsinkable but it later sank. The best policies can turn out bad at the end, the best thing to do for a noble person is to admit a mistake in the implementation and retract the steps. Who will replace the many lives lost as a result of this thoughtless subsidy removal. Ofcourse there is always a better way to do this thing than the manner and approach adopted.

All I can tell GJ is that when the chips are down, Okonjo, Deziani, Sanusi, all of them boasting now that subsidy removal is the only way will be gone they wont be there again.

I am even more than surprised that, Namadi Sambo, Adeboye and Dame Patience these are people closer to GEJ have not said anything inspite of the fact that blood have been shed on this course.

If GEJ has no answer to the present crisis then let him bow out honorably and see how these issue that seems complex can be resolved amicably without any rancour.

There is always a million ways to solving a problem.

GEJ!    GEJ!!!!!       GEJ!!!!!!!!

How many times did I call you,

1 Samuel 8:7 And the LORD told him: "Listen to all that the people ,

Vox populi, vox dei (/ˌvɒks ˈpɒpjuːlaɪ ˌvɒks ˈdiːaɪ/), "The voice of the people [is] the voice of God"

"To obey is better than sacrifice, and to hearken than the fat of rams,"  (1 Sam: 15-22)

"Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad."?

"The dog that is destined to get lost never listens to the masters whistle"

Dear GEJ,
I had to remind you of this proverbs we were taught when we were young and they are still relevant even in our world today.
Remember that you are only one man amongst 160 million people. You have done your best but if the masses who you serve say NO. Please refer to history and know that you have to apply wisdom. We knowou mean well but your political party is full of vampires who will frustrate your every move. So dont kill yourself and stay on the side of the people.

Remember when trouble starts all these people urging you on will leave you and run away, you will be alone. Today it is Jonathan that they are calling, nobody is calling Ngozi or Sanusi or all the past leaders that have ruined the country, it is you.

My appeal to you is that you listen to the voice of the people to save this very country that you preside over. The people will always have their way. Find a way to arrest this threatening situation. I expected you to prevent this strike but since you allowed it. Please arrest this drift now.

In as much as i believe Buhari would have been able to face the cabal and the challenges of Nigeria better than Jonathan, I would not support any call to insist that a 70 yrs old man is the solution to our problem. Buhari has played his role he and his likes can contribute if they still have any ideas or advise as statesmen. We have teeming home made youths who can hold their own and they have the mental capacity and vigour to move this nation forward.

It is rather unfortunate that the president has allowed himself to be pushed around and now he has been boxed into a corner where the cabal wants him to be. Now he has found himself in between the devil and the deep blue sea. The choice before him now are very grave except he has the grace of God to see him through this. On the one hand he cannot revert totally back to N65 else he will be seen as a man who does not think processes through before acting and which is an impeachable tendency secondly sticking to his gun means that the economy will be in shambles in the next few days and he will be held responsible for no averting the impending strike action. IMO the forces at play are far more than what GEJ has anticipated, the opposition will use this miscalculation is policy to hit hard at him so much so that he will wish that he hadn't been president. The worst of all this is that either the military returns or GEJ is disgraced out of office.

Now so much for the analysis coming back to the man GEJ. This president is an opportunist who came into power through a stroke of luck and providence. He cannot claim to be unaware of the various attempts by elements still serving in his government who were hell bent on not seeing his accendance to the presidency. Whether he likes it or not it is the masses that made him what he is today, and i can say it is still this same masses that can keep him there. When you fall out of favor with ypur backbone the rest is history and that is where the guy is is in a hurry to get to.
GEJ would have done a wole lot of good to be diplomatic about this subsidy issue which many have thread caustiously in the past to dabble into. Today now Yaradua is beeing eulogised, why? because he acted in a manner that was for the masses by reversing the petrol pump price from 70k to 65k which the daredevil OBJ jerked it to on the eve his exit from power.

The question we are asking is if government is continous and GEJ is for the masses why this sudden increament of over 100%. Wouldn't it have been better to engage the stakeholders especially the masses whom you campaigned to promising the better life and agreeing on a phased removal thereby showing the understanding of the situtation of the masses and the country as a whole.

Now they are suddenly buying 1,600 mass transit buses on the spur of the moment. Would it not have been better to procure all this ahead and show to the people as part of efforts geared towards ameliorating their pain before this senseless pronoucement.

Those who have led the preseident into this mess are still the same agents of Boko Haram, they are still the same agents working against the power sector, they are the cabal that the president knows so well but afraid to touch. The untouchables. They are all over in the federal executive council, ministries, parastatal, state governors, local government and private sector and even labour unions, student union etc.

The president is surely acting like a novice in this game which they are capitalising upon to work at him.

Okonjo Iweala theory cannot be applied raw just like that into the Nigerian situation without a proper adaptation to the Nigerian system. We are not different from the rest of the world only we are peculiar in our ways.

My candid advice to the president at time like this is to remember the Arab spring. No one man can defeat the collective will of the people. If we Nigerians have said NO. You are there because of Nigerians my advise to you is to make a detour, thats wisdom and maturity. Get the stakeholders together, I know you wont want to go back to N65 because of the implications on your person but work on the psychy of the stakeholders. You faulted in the first place by imposing the rude shock on us. Swallow your pride and return back to something close to N65 naira per litre, by no means should you allow this strike to happen, find every method you know to avert it for posterity sake and for your own political career.

God bless Nigeria

May The Year 2012 Bring for You, Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends, Wishing You a, Happy New Year

i prophesy that a Nlander will be appointed in a high position in 2012

It is now very clear that we have a lilly livered president in power. Why on earth will be declare a state of emergency in some local government in the affceted Boko Haram states. How will this stop the ugly trend. The call for a state of emergency was to enable government take over full control of movement and executive functions in the state. Now what this partial declaration will do is to embolden the Boko Haram guys knowing now that the president is scared.
Failure to stamp your foot on the ground will be the greatest undoing of this government. I am sure it is this same lame duck service chiefs that will be recommending this rubbish idea to the president.Please let 2015 come lets get over this nightmare.

Everything Happens for a REASON "Ecclesiastes 3:1

Fellow Nlanders, God is a spirit, HE cannot be mocked. No body here can protect his own life as been suggested. The life we are living is not ours we are just tools used to give being to the life.

While I will not be fooled by any so called Pastor, Bishop, Evangelist or whatever appendage they go by, I know there are still genuine men of God but then it takes a discernible person to know.

So my contributions is for Christians to hold on tight to their faith. Jesus said that these times shall come, so for the true christians these things should not shock you as you have been foretold that they will happen.

Part of the solution to Boko Haram is for GEJ to appoint Buhari as the defence adviser or let Buhari recommend someone to handle it. Then i am sceptical about the silence of Atiku, Turai, IBB, Yiguda, Danbazau, and others. OBJ is also the problem here becuase in an attempt to get at him GEJ suffers. So between OBJ and GEJ they should find a soft landing and leave the country for good.

In Iboland, if a madman enters the market the madness can never be cured, so if some dude is just starting off to show signs of madness everybody runs after him to stop the kolo guy from entering the market square.

Honestly, I think this administration is made up of a bunch of jokers, challatans masquearding as leaders, crack commandos, technocrats, economist, world class professionals and all, even our home bred professionals have done this better over and over before. How can a man in the sted of the security adviser open his bucal cavity to utter such rubbish. If this attack was out of frustration as he said, the fact that they succeeded means that they achieved their aim. Anyway this has been their pattern so i dont know what is different from their modus operandi.

By now I expect that the tactics of the Boko Haram would have been unravelled afterall their activities is limited to the North which is an area that can be easily isolated for a quick study, there is no reason whatsoever why they are yet to be smoked out except if governemnt is frustrated. Without any lip service, the vice president, Chief of Army staff, IGP, Chief of Defence staff ought to have temporarily relocated their offices to the central North to have an on the ground report and intelligence gathering. This is not to say that they should leave the South porous because of ordinary Boko haram.

In time past we used to hear of Federal might behind you but today Boko Haram is proving to be stronger than Federal government. I think before this quacks drag this country to war the military must rise up to save our beloved nation from anarchy.

Nobody knows who's next, just imagine innocent families going to church to pray to God for seeing another xmas only for the bastards to strike.
You dont need to tell these security personnel to station operatives around public places especially where xtians are known to gather such places as churches, motor parks, hotels, night clubs, airports, event places, markets. Security personnel must wake up to the clarion call and respond accordingly. Mossad,FBI, KGB dont need to come and teach us the basic of intelligence gathering even a kid with common sense ought to have known that xmas day would be a good day for the BH bastards going by their antecedents.

How nice it would have been if these idiots are going after governemnt officials and their families so they will understand how it feels to make unguarded comments when it affects others. These are unusual times, unfortunately a clueless government that fails to understand the intricate nature of Nigeria is sitting atop government.

Where is Atiku, Abdulsalam, Yiguda, Danbazau, Sanusi Lamido, Sultan Sokoto, IBB, OBJ and Buhari in all this. Boko Haram is a very expensive venture so some people obviously must be financing this wicked act for political reasons.

The military hierarchy needs to defend the nation from internal threat and aggressionthat is their primary duty to the fatherland.

Since Boko Haram like to throw bombs and maim people now they should sleep, because sound of bomb should be music to them in Damaturu for the next 90days continuosly.

All peace loving people should have vacated Damaturu by now. I will like to see a sustained attack and bombing in Damaturu such that at the end of the day not a single structure should be standing there . This will serve as a deterent to others who plan to harbour criminals in the name of religion.

Enough time have been given to all Boko Haram apologist to repent but they didnt now the day of reckoning is here. A total war should be declared on Yobe state. Operation exterminate Boko Haram and wipe out their nomenclature from the face of the earth.

They are bastards. The army should use maximum force and all military arsenal to assault them. They should not stop until every living soul in Damaturu is silenced. Peace loving indigenes should leave Damaturu and neighboring states should be on the watch out. Any state that grants BH members passage will have a taste of war.

The time of sane reasoning is over this is the time for war. I wish i was in the army OMG by now they will be counting deadbodies of BH members like drones. A fighter jet should by now be used to cleanse the remaining elements. We are behind our army. Fight to win.

GEJ should tow the path of honor and throw in the towel. He has proven that he and his so called technocrat ministers do not have the magic wand to transform Nigeria. We dont have the patience to tolerate their promises any more so he should just bow out.Boko Haram has overwhelmed the government. Our military can no longer contend an ordinary terror groups what a shame, but my worry is that if GEJ should step down and the VP takes over and Boko Haram ceases then this will mean that the politicians in the North actually made the country ungovernable to bring down the GEj rule. The pattern of the BH is clear,they target markets, barracks, churches on special days like international conferences, festivities so that their impacts will be felt. One would expect the security operstives should be extremely on the look out. New yr is around they wont take precautions now