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Health › Re: Photos: Meet The Medical Team That Kept Ebola Away From Nigerians by totorimi: 6:00pm On Oct 23, 2014
Haaa so its that building near the filling station at Obalende that Patrick Sawyerr went. I will never pass near that side again until they demolish the house.
Politics › Re: Declaration is today: Buhari’s Loyalists by totorimi: 5:10pm On Oct 15, 2014
Why is this Buhari hell bent on ruling this nation.
Anyway bad news for some politicians because this man is only out to settle scores with some perceived enemies. Now if he is elected he willl now want to go for a second term at what age.

My question for Buhari is that must you rule. You know you cannot win this election the next thing them is for your almajiris to start killing innocent people.
Celebrities › Re: Finally- Teebillz Opens Up On Marriage Crash Rumours by totorimi: 7:15am On Oct 15, 2014
INCONSEQUENTIAL MATERIAL, I PASS NO COMMENT
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Beaten To Near Death By Angry Mob In Calabar [viewers Discretion] by totorimi: 4:43pm On Sep 23, 2014
Suffer not a witch to live. There is nothing like false alarm, everybody evil doer must be punished once caught in the act. Our justice system has failed us therefore no thief, kidnapper, ritualist, 419 etc must be spared, why? because they do not pity us when they target us. Anyone caught in the act need not be taken to police station, let them be given the jungle justice right there and then.
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye.

You cannot be shouting thief! thief!! when there is no thief so whenever we catch one thief we behead them and send the headless body to the family that produced the thief shikena. We live in the jungle where there is no light no water, no good road, no good school, no good police so what justice system are we talking about. I am totalling in for jungle justice.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Wore A Skin-tight Catsuit At The African Unplugged Concert. by totorimi: 7:36pm On Sep 16, 2014
No Hips just straight like monkey yansh
Celebrities › Re: Fake Hulk Hogan Storms Lagos, Receives VIP Treatment by totorimi: 8:03pm On Sep 10, 2014
I actually boarded the same Arik flight with this dude on the 29th of August to Owerri and we sat next to each other. I told him you look like Hulk Hogan and he responded or he looks like me. He was accompanied with all the people pictured in that truck and one other one they called Samma. I spotted KOK he seem to be the one that behind the whole make belief although he could not get on the plane cos it was already full.

He did not claim to be Hulk Hogan o but if someone is trying to pull a fast one by claiming the dude is Hulk Hogan then EFCC must hear it shikena
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by totorimi: 8:05pm On Sep 08, 2014
What sin did this man commit that the whole world is after him, he who is without sin should cast the first stone. Having said that I recall Jezebel in the Bible, some women are like that. Their work is to destroy and I dont want to believe this woman Anita is one of them. Which responsible woman of God will leave her husband and go and sit down in London for all this years.

She is just enjoying free money and now believe that because the law favors women in UK she can reap where she did not sow. It is a big lie it wont work infact let her gerraway there are lots of women ready to take over.
Whatever the Pastor has down she ought to protect the man from embarrassment she needs to learn alot of lesson from Hilary Clinton. What can of Christian is that please second base jare.
Business › Re: Which Bank Has The Most Reliable Atm Machine? by totorimi: 7:34pm On Dec 27, 2013
IN AJAH AND LAWANSON IT KEYSTONE BANK ALL THE WAY
Celebrities › Re: Why I Married Peter Okoye Despite The Fact He Is My Junior – Lola Omotayo by totorimi: 8:07pm On Dec 03, 2013
Its not right but its OK
Phones › Re: Airtel's Poor Data Service by totorimi: 6:10pm On Nov 25, 2013
MINE HAS BEEN SOWING 'SUBSCRIBER NOT FOUND' AND I REGISTERED THE SIM AFTER PURCHASE. ALL THEIR SO CALLED CUSTOMER SERVICE CENTERS ARE JUST DOING TRIAL AND ERROR WITH ME. INFACT ONE SAID THEIR IT SUPPORT IS IN ABEOKUTA. I HAVE THROWN THEIR MODEM OFF INSIDE THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE. GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH.
Family › Re: Beware Of Robbers At Weddings & Receptions by totorimi: 4:06pm On Jul 16, 2013
This post is very very annoying, how can somebody in her right senses in this age and time in lagos leave personal belongings carelessly and when it is picked you come to NL to complain. Are you a learner?

Everybody knows that the city is just a hustlers town where anything can happen. So in my mind i know any well brought real Lagosian can never fall 'mugu' like that. It clearly shows that this is one of them careless girls in this town.
Abeg jo. Thank your stars that's all that was taken.
Politics › Re: Buhari/okorocha 2015 Posters Out by totorimi: 7:25pm On Mar 19, 2013
I didnt like Buhari before but if this is the pairing I am totally for them. To hell with GEJ, PDP, Anenih, OBJ and all them Egbesu bullshit
Politics › Re: Abati Is A Product Of Same-Sex Marriage” – Fani-kayode by totorimi: 6:35pm On Mar 18, 2013
Fani Kayode fell off from his mothers back and broke his head when he was a toddler ever since then he has been mad and talking like a mad man for that matter. He should be avoided
Family › Re: Undeniable Facts About Marriage by totorimi: 10:34pm On Jan 23, 2013
If you marry someone you dont know very well as in internet or social media arrangee, you will die of frustration and heart attack, take is from me
Romance › Re: Why Are You Not Married Yet by totorimi: 1:35pm On Jan 23, 2013
Who needs marriage if i can just get all my children out there. Its one hell of an institution these days, no trust no fidelity, no love, just fulfiling societal demands. bullshit
Politics › Re: How NLC And TUC Betrayed #occupynigeria: An Insider Account by totorimi: 4:50pm On Jan 11, 2013
Oshiomole did his own and use it to become governor.
Esele and Omar did their own and became instant billionaires.
Who is next to make it huh??

ordinary Nigerians will always be used and dumped.
Nigerians wake up and light up the country if need be to assert your freedom. The country belongs to all of us, our children born and unborn. What is life when you dont have a future in your own country. Let us light up the country if that is what will put an end toall the madness
Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala & Sanusi Disagree On National Debt Policy by totorimi: 9:02am On Dec 30, 2012
if truly they are on top of their game the results will show and the people will feel and see it in their buying power, but because they are not competent that is why they couldnt as much as go into the inner chambers and iron out their differences before they start yapping on newspaper to play the super ted to the ignorant masses.
Anyway if their boss was himself on top of the game he would have put them where they belonged and make it a taboo for ministers to come in public to disgrace the country.
Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala & Sanusi Disagree On National Debt Policy by totorimi: 8:55am On Dec 30, 2012
Useless and over hyped incompetent morons posing as professionals. What impact have they left in this economy other than sorrows and inflations and crime increase. They should just carry their dirty linen elsewhere please.
Politics › Re: Melaye: Private Jet Equals Private Death, Stop The Stealing Now by totorimi: 10:00pm On Dec 17, 2012
Oh i wish this were Idiagbon era they would have put him were he belongs in the gallows
Business › Re: Banks To Start Zero ATM Charges On Dec 17. by totorimi: 10:12am On Dec 11, 2012
I do not want to believe that bankers committee took this decision in consulation with the professional ebanking heads of their various banks. Sanusi must have as usual in his dictatorship manner arm twisted them to signing this memoradum just as he is giving deadline which typical of his style.

On the one hand going by our poor infrastructure total wipe out of the charges is an attempt to kill the zeal with which the banks have approached this service. Imagine that banks buy these machines at an average of 5M per ATM. They will provide power, pay staff who support the machines, deploy communication gadgets to connect the machines especially at offsite locations, pay the switching fee and yet they will be doing all this for free which one is CBN contributing to the survival of the bank and the ATM business.

This exercise will ultimately make banks concentrate in deploying ATMs at their bank branches only thereby taking us back to the era when cbn mandated banks to withdraw all offsite ATMs and ofcourse lay off those workers whose performance measures have to do with profitability of the ATM services.

Couldnt they just appeal to banks to reduce the charge from 100naira to fifty naira while those that can bear the charge go ahead and absorb it. Another thoughtless policy statement
Food › Re: Long Queue At Food Vendor Is It Juju? by totorimi: 6:13am On Dec 06, 2012
Its quite strange because most of these 'bukas' we are talking about are not so clean and decent. It makes me wonder how a man/woman will drive all the way from vi to ikeja just to eat amala. Sometimes the manner a supposedly decent educated man will queue in a not so hygienic environment with the sales girls heaping insult on them just to spend their own money to eat. I could remember standing in one of those queues and placing my order but i was ignored like i dont exist> i got angry and i left no body even tried to appeal to me nor ask what was the problem. I swore never to go back there again but surprisingly i found myself going back there later, Now i know that certainly cant be me.

Yes the food was tasty but hell no there are a million other food sellers who could sell better. Was it the girls no way they were damn too dirty and uncourth. Was it the location of course not it was extremely too far yet i didnt see anything wrong in the distance. Was it the service no way they lacked it doesnt exist there. Was it the size of the food well maybe but then.

Methinks there maybe something about some bukas that attract pple like swam of bees, and onething is unique about such bukas thay last for a very long time, ni retreat no surrender. Even when they go on holidays customers will be checking if they are back and the day they reopen bthe crowd is there as if they were waiting at the door.

Lord have mercy
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Tuface's Boys - Nino & Zion by totorimi: 4:34am On Dec 06, 2012
are they from same mother or different mothers, if they are then guys should emulate 2baba and start firing randomly
Politics › Re: Inside The Lion’s Den Of Boko Haram by totorimi: 11:13am On Dec 05, 2012
I believe Boko haram will cease the moment a muslim like Buhari assumes the presidency but then the Christians will be bleeped if they remain calm when a muslim is at the helms of affairs. When that happens Agbesu, OPC, Massob, Ibo youths, Niger/Delta youths, MEND, Bakassi, and all of them must unleash the dragon upon the land let what wants to happen let it happen. What is good for the goose is good for the gander.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Dbanj's Sister; Taiwo Oyebanjo (photo) by totorimi: 10:02am On Dec 04, 2012
she should go for butt and nose implant sharp sharp if she wants to be appearing on headlines. What kind of thing is this na
Politics › Re: Osun To Convert Human, Animal Wastes To Cooking Gas by totorimi: 2:37am On Dec 02, 2012
So soon now they will be selling sh1t to Osun, they have to categorize it na, you can take a big man sh1t and sell at the same price with Aboki poo. No wonder Otunba Ghadaffi said shit business is expensive business. No more water system we are going back to shalanga stylee so when the thing is full well well the night soil men 'agbepo' will come back and move the consignment to Osun. Then Osun becomes the number one sh1te depo in Naija. Sh1te business will soon be lucrative. Up Osun
Politics › Re: Who Writes President Jonathan's Speeches? by totorimi: 2:25am On Dec 02, 2012
GEJ is not too different from Dame patience in the art of public speaking. He should be tutored on that. The difference btw both when they speak is that one is careful when making unwritten speeches while the other speaks before engaging the head. By and by this are the things you see in a developing country. In highly advanced countries a president like GEJ with poise, charisma and style wont even get to that position but in Naija style na style, if u no gbadun ma stylee e no concern you
Politics › Re: Ojukwu’s ‘will’ Declared Fake by totorimi: 2:15am On Dec 02, 2012
The next thing now is to resort to Jazz and mysterious death, madness, scandals and strange illness will start in the family, The result of the evil that men do live after them. A wise man keeps a good home. Check them Obama only two daughters and he is happy. Clinton, George Bush, Tony Blair, Cameron. But come to Africa who side. I believe most rich men in Africa have children outside known families. may God help us in this Africa
Education › Re: Okorocha Slashes Tuition Fee For Non-imo Students By 50% by totorimi: 2:47pm On Nov 30, 2012
At least he is building roads without putting toll gates, he is building schools and giving uniforms. Nigerians should learn to give jungle justice to all this evil governors, ministers, president and politicians and those supporting them that is the only way they will respect themselves and no that Nigeria means business. Carry on Okorocha, I for one will make sure if i come across any idiot criticizing your good work I shall behead such person as a lesson and deterrent to others.
Education › Re: Okorocha Slashes Tuition Fee For Non-imo Students By 50% by totorimi: 2:22pm On Nov 30, 2012
Since he came into power it has been one people oriented policy after another and they are not mere talks they are backed with action. I wish we have people like this man ruling Nigeria. If PDP tries to discredit him the people of Imo should come out as they did during the election and tear down the walls of the evil people who dont want Imo to shine. God bless Okorocha. One more thing, the good work you are doing on security is excellent done listen to those useless PDP people looking for ways to cause confusion let them go to Abia or any PDP state and do that but for Imo we and our God sent governor have resolved to make Imo free of crime.God bless okorocha

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