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Go and try the same undercover at Synagogue and see if they won't chain you down for life.

It happened to me once my boss and i went for a course in far away Tanzania and men I never knew these ogas can play. My reward was more promotion and more training courses abroad. Don't miss this golden opportunity make sure you handle the assignment well trust me if you play your role well you will enjoy your stay in that coy, but above all be wise and cautious not all that glitters is gold always. Be the man and be vigilant don't ever forget yourself once you start be on the look out.

Good riddance to bad rubbish. They are shameless bunch of buffoons. Please Ojo Maduekwe to that list

White hair ke, i have never seen a thing like that before in my life and she couldn't shave it, my brother something dey there. Hold your two ears and ben johnson

I once met one akata lady online (Naija babe in AME) her picture on the web was something else so beautiful wow (I guess she took it when she was 16 or something like that, we chatted for about 4 months or thereabout. We became so fond of ourselves that we started calling each other pet names we exchanged more pictures and more emails. Soon she said she is coming to Naija to see me so we can blend the more. I was so happy I looked forward to the day of her arrival, I called all my area buddies that my babe is coming from yankee, you need to see me talking to her on the phone at every public place i made it clear to anyone that cared to listen that i was talking to my yankee babe, we are not in their category. On the D day of her arrival I was at the airport early enough, I had rehearsed how i will rush and hug her and kiss her and use her to pose at the airport for all hommies to see that i was in charge. But alas and behold when she came out of the arrival hall what my eyes saw my mouth was wide open for more than 5 minutes. She was massive with a small head. I wanted to runaway but she was smart to sight me because i was standing infront in serious readiness to display what i had reheared over and over and she has seen several of my pictures. She shouted the pet name she used to call I looked behind me whether it was actually me. I managed to play along for the one week she stayed in Naija, but when she left I did thanksgiving and I promised my God and myself never in my life will i fall inlove with a girl i never seen before. Ame or no ame, it wasnt easy. For some its ok but I have seen it and I say it is wrong to fall in love online. Seeing is believing

It is an individual thing but for me o, there must be something there to hold the jeans trousers tight. If there is nothing then the jeans wont fit, besides she wont be able to ginger the swagger.
You know what i mean. Although some flat (kpapo type) know what fits them so try sometimes. Orobo is out of it, just everything reporting at the right proportion but it must be there else nothing to hold on to.

go back to your first love she has been there for you all the while and you need to tolerate her. Leave that after one for a divorcee. You deserve a brand new

up biafra, . no biafra no nigeria

I had four babes that planned to come visit me on Val day, so I switched off my line for national peace. When I turned it back on by 11pm I got more than 33 sms all of them coursing and swearing. The reason I don't know, how can I take four girls out for Valentine doesn't make sense. It was ok at the end of the day cos i went to Nero's bar to hang out with my guys

JESU gbami o

What the heck, this thread reveals the reality on ground. Yes men cheat we know because they are in charge but why would a woman mess around and still have the nerves to lay on same bed with me at night. Its like sleeping with your enemy on the same bed and you close ur eyes and trust her with ur life. It just does not make any sense to me. What are these things called women

Aondoakaa should not forget the likes of Al Mustapha, Wada Nas, Lamidi Adedibu, uche chukwumerije, arthur nzeribe, Ribadu, Tafa and a host of others who followed this path in the past. Where are they after all said and done. This season will surely pass but we will not forget who said what and who did what. My advise for him at this age and time of his career is to utter but a bit.

Its a very terrible thing to be in such a union where you have strange bed fellows. Coming back to the topic I should say women are more faithful than men because by their nature they are expected to be secretive so they tend to cover up their unfaithfulness. While the men try as they want they always get caught anyway.

The issue here is not MTN taking there business hub to Ghana. The question is, Is our country investor ready. People come here invest in short term business plans, make their money and take it to some stable economies simple and short. No right thinking business man will sit back and watch his investments go down the drain. With what is going on in Nigeria today can we comfortably say we have gotten it right politically, can we say the power sector is alright now for returns on investment. Can we say corruption has reduced in Nigeria, These are the issues. MTN is a company well positioned for the future and so I believe what informed their decision must be based on futuristic objectives rather than the gains of today. Whether we like it or not except something drastic is done to arrest the present trend we are slidding gradually into oblivion. Its the truth but we know the truth is bitter. We better wake up before it is too late

Most people will be disappointed when yaradua finally comes back

To do what? if I may ask is this how we want to run. We deserve something better please excuse me. We are talking about the future of over 150 million people, sentiments aside, if he is not fit for the job we must move ahead, human resource is not scarce in Nigeria. Nobody wish him dead but we are talking about the destinies of families, the nation at large.

Its to early to start talking of quitting we should ask you then why did you go in in the first place. As I see it nothing has spoilt yet. I guess all you need to do is a bit of patience to get adjust to eachother and then watch closely to get the real gist of what she is up to. For now you are crying wolf where there is no wolf. This is a case of calling a dog a bad name to hang it. So common hang in there for now. Enjoy

Obasanjo should be held responsible for the poor man's death. He enticed him with the offer and now the stress of office has killed the dude that fell for the juicy offer. So Obj should be babbed for man slaughter. Next time he wont try this type of shit with Nigerians

It is unfortunate that you found yourself in this mess but all the same since you said you have tried severally to resolve this matter amicably with her and she is unrepentant, to the extent that you now have to table it openly before the entire world. I can feel your frustration. She is not here to give her own side of the matter so I don't think any NLander is in a position to proffer any worthwhile suggestion. Be that as it may you have a child in between. I think it is really a thing you should call iron out with both families on a round table.

[color=#006600][/color][b][/b][flash=200,200][/flash]KUDOS KEHINDE, talk is cheap most people critising that is their stuck in trade. They will never see any good thing but if on the other hand now the heading is 'Nigerian comes last in Oracle competition' trust them to open another round of basketmouth. It is true empty barrels make the loudest noise.

please whats the point here.

what turns me on is respect for self and respect for me

what turns me off is a flirt, she must keep off else i break her head

2010 is certain, it has been signed and sealed waiting to be delivered

My number one new year resolution is to get married on or before the end of February any how it must be done its a promise that must be keptBut the sorry part of it is that i have paid for a venueand i have made part payment to the caterer but no woman in sight so i have decided that the first girl that gets pregnant for me is the one so all energy is geared towards making Febraury a reality. NL guys and babes pray for me. I MUST HAVE A BABY NEXT YEAR WHETHER DEY LIKE IT OR NOT. 2010 I must be a daddy enough is now enough of rubbish life. That is my main focus now no going back and no surrender

If your wife is the ugly type, you know fat orobo and short walking anyhow, with big tummy, no problem don't bother your head. I am sure by now the man giving her the free ride must be praying for a deliverance but if on the other hand she is a stunning beauty like the Omo Sexy's of this world hmm my brother fight for your dear wife 'cos you may wake up oneday and she is gone for good to the man you thot was just helping her with a free ride.
Enjoy

Why is the black man like this for Christ sake. Is the presidency a do or die matter. If someone is sick wont he resign and go and take care of himself of what use is it if you die on the throne. The entire country is on a standstill because of your ill health why wont you allow the fear of God to guide your life and action. It is a shame how we want to die on something we came into by luck. This attitude goes to show the mind set of the black man. I wonder if this was to be in the oyinbo man's country whether they would allow this to be but here its a different story.

No wahala, my message to Yaradua is sit down there don't quit just hang in there one day whether you like it or not u must go but going is not the end how will you be remembered.
Its unfortunate really. All Nairalanders must resist this rubbish in any way we can. Speak up if you must, we have over 140Million able bodied men and women who can carry on must we all go down with Yaradua. Nairalanders say NO to mediocrity.

everyday get set for 2015 CIA's report is appearing to be coming close to reality. The politicians have learnt nothing at all. God save us all

if i see a woman dressed seductively and I dont know she is married I will toast her she asked for it

rubbish talk, you didn't handle her well that is why she has the effrotery to leave you if you performed like a man dem no born am well, she must come back for more