₦airaland Forum

Ok let's try something new today.

WHAT CAME FIRST, THE FRUIT OR THE SEED

You can base your answer from any source, eg the Bible etc.

SPG4U:
LOL
who even dey listen to wetin Ronaldo talk.....

Lol, the ronaldo fan who murdered the Messi fan

olokfor:
http://www.authorityngr.com/2016/03/I-caught-my-husband-red--handed-with-my-friend--Wife/

You people should kill each other cus your case can't be settled on earth

SPG4U:
[size=15pt]rubbish....it is the referee that controls the game.....

MIkel did the referee control your leg?


why you dey fall hand....
C.ronaldo no fit talk that rubbish you dey talk

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Yes na,
because anything Wey ronaldo tok, you go agree

queendalyn:
“Mama Africa” on iTunes Africa Albums Chart
Yemi Alade caused a frenzy with the release of her her sophomore album titled “Mama Africa: The Diary of an African Woman” , coupled with the music video for
“Ferrari” . The Effyzzie Music diva received praise for both the music video and album from its continental appeal and solid theme.
The music video for “Ferrari” gained 40,000 views in the first day while the album soars of iTunes Charts across the globe. “Mama Africa” topped the iTunes Nigeria Albums and
iTunes Africa World Albums charts ; while internationally it appeared on #13 on the iTunes France Albums char t, #22 on the iTunes Germany Albums chart and #4 on the iTunes World Albums chart . The album also appeared on numerous iTunes Charts across the globe and has reportedly sold over 20,000 physical copies in 48 hours across Nigeria.
Yemi Alade who will give 10 percent of album sales proceeds to charity via the #FeedAChild initiative thanked her fans for the support and urged music lovers to buy the LP and join the cause to feed unprivileged children across Africa. The LP which serves as the follow-up to the acclaimed “King Of Queens” ; is available in digital and physical stores globally.

Source: http://360jamng.ga/yemi-alades-mama-africa-album-tops-itunes-charts-worldwide/

No be only Nigerian songs dey that list

No wonder she top am among her kind

Raymondenyi:
See What Happened Yesterday at my area (pics)

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As I have always written the problem with the black race is beyond leadership, but rather it is a problem of the culture and ideals of the people, an average black man wants to look beyond himself as the problem , even though he happens to be a director at the board, collecting 30% before contracts are awarded..... Anyway that isba discussion for another day...


So this happened at igwuruta, a border settlement of port Harcourt in Rivers state....
They happened to be observing a funeral, and left the whole area that should be used.... Now the place they saw fit was the main road, a whole lane was barricaded and they allowed only one lane of a dualised road for commuters...... This caused untold hardship for motorist and other individuals as seen in the pics below.... Should you know, that road is the only road into a part of that town..... And to think we had the police? Even the police vans struggled to pass through the lane that was left....

I wonder where, and how this can be tolerated in a sane clime, becausr of the dead that is supposed to be laid to rest, life is made unbearable for the living...... I just had to take some pics for the world to see...

Now, these is the kind of person i'll vote for tomorrow if he steps forward.

Op, you are a humanbeing. I know some people will still support the dead person.

yusaze2007:
The sexy actresses are currently shooting a movie in Imo State. Fine ladies... See photos below...
Caption: We are in our hotel room.... Hahahahahah. Waiting for isiewu... Tomorrow another hectic day for me. Asa shrine... Will send more location pix. After shoot.. Kisses and hugs

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDYtK6DnAAR/?taken-by=cossyojiakor

Rubbish
The film that will come out tomorrow...
It might have even come out, maybe @midnight

celebgists:
Have you seen This Amazing Throwback Photo Of Cynthia Morgan.

Do you recognised Cynthia Morgan In this picture?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDaFNsPmZaw/

Wow,
She's wearing her daddy's shoe
How cute

Nuzy:
Tonto Dikeh has a younger sister who is a mother of a baby girl but she has a very contrasting look with her elder sister . http://www.naijacookies.com/2016/03/pictures-of-tonto-dikeh-kid-sister-who.html

Thank God I didn't click on this thread and I haven't seen her fat sister carrying a baby.
ThankGod

zik4ever:
Hopes by the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Rivers State, to clinch some seats in the just concluded state and national assemblies polls, has turned out catastrophic for the party.

So far, the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the state, has been declared winner in eleven state constituencies namely; Port Harcourt Akuku Toru 1, Omuma, Degema, Ahoada East 1, Ahaoda East 2, Emohua, Akuku – Toru 2, Obio- Akpor 1, Obio-Akpor 2 and Ogba/Egbema/Ndoni. The APC secured the Opobo constituency.

The election that had generated so much tension in the state was characterized by widespread violence, diversion of electoral materials and intimidation. Hence, the decision of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) to suspend polls in: Khana, Bonny, Gokana, Andoni, Tai, Eleme, Etche and Asari-Toru local government areas.

The rerun elections was necessitated by a Court of Appeal judgment which nullified the 22 House of Assembly, 12 House of Representatives and 3 senatorial seats won by the PDP in the March and April 2015 general election, following a petition by the APC challenging the results declared by INEC.

In the run-up to the elections, the APC was hoping that a good performance in some of the state and national assemblies constituencies could help it push its way through back to the corridors of power in Rivers State. But then, Governor Nyesom Wike, who was not a candidate in the polls, had fought hard to ensure that this does not happen because an APC in-road in the state legislature would have been a major setback to his firm grip on power.

But as the dust raised by the keenly contested combative elections settles, and the APC absorbs the results, it has to come to terms with the reality that the political dynamics in the state has changed.

Cognisance that the electorates most times would not evaluate a political party based on his party’s manifesto, but that they vote according to how they feel about a particular candidate, Governor Wike had consciously since the assumption of office in May 2015, attempted to address issues of infrastructural decay and delay in the payment of workers salaries which the past APC-led government in the state failed to tackled before it exited power.

While some of the APC candidates were indeed electable people, their party misread the sentiments on ground in the state. The APC also came late into campaign frenzy and appeared ill-prepared for the contest.

From the beginning to the end of their campaigns, the party was not really focused on issues of governance and on the candidates of the ruling party, but was busy castigating the state government. By failing to effectively campaign, the APC squandered the chance to seize power from the PDP.

Besides kicking off its campaigns late, APC hinged its confident to wrest political party from the ruling PDP solely on the Minister of Transportation and immediate past governor of the state, Chibuike Amaechi.

Considering the PDP’s popularity in Port Harcourt and Obio-Akpor councils, Governor Wike, awrae that the rural areas were likely going to be the real battleground in elections, spent considerable time since the polls were annulled to mobilise PDP supporters using the caretaker council chairmen.

The Supreme Court judgment, which validated Governor Wike’s victory in the 2015 governorship further, served as a morale booster for the PDP ahead of the re-run polls.

Prior to the polls, the PDP had attempted to taint the past administration as corrupt, hinging it on Amaechi administration’s inability to pay workers salaries and address the decaying infrastructural deficits before exiting office. Following vitriol verbal attacks between Wike and Amaechi, PDP had created the impression in the minds of the people that there was going to be massive deployment of security apparatus on the election day to pave way for INEC to subvert the will of people. The APC, however, did not adequately counter PDP’s propaganda.

A political analyst, Mr. Steve Woke, told The Guardian that the PDP had been successful at creating doubt in the hearts of its supporters and voters, causing them to feel that the election will be rigged, hence, the resistance seen in four Ogoni councils namely Eleme, Khana, Gokana and Tai where elections were suspended.

“Some of us had expected the APC to earn more seats, but the party misread the situation on ground. It had depended on Amaechi’s laudable performance in office during its governorship election campaign last year, and repeated the same during the just concluded rerun polls.

“A lot has changed in Rivers state. The PDP’s early start during the campaigning period gave it the necessary edge. If the APC had been more on the ground, they would have had a clearer picture of how voters actually felt about their last days in power.

The voting was merely sentimental than reasoning,” said Woke.

Another political observer, Mrs. Sandra Maduka, said the striking difference between PDP and APC supporters was that the PDP supporters have remained the feelers, the hands, and the feet of the party since the party’s attempt to wrest power from the Amaechi-led APC government since 2013.

“The PDP had governed Rivers uninterrupted between 1999 to 2013 when the then governor, Chibuike Amaechi, decamped to the APC. But then power returned to the PDP in 2015. The strength of party is in its numbers and this made it possible for the party to reach every constituent in the state to canvas for votes. I doubt if the APC possess the same numbers as the PDP who worked really hard to win voters back with their grassroots going around canvassing support” she said.

The rerun national and state Assemblies elections in Rivers State were characterized by violence, hijack of electoral materials and voters apathy.

Of note, is the scuffle that ensued on Saturday at the registration area center (RAC) in Abalama, Asari-Toru local government area, as APC and PDP members tried to undo each other in the bid to hijack the voting materials.

Amid the pandemonium, three white Toyota Hilux van conveying persons in police and army uniform stormed the place and opened fire on people. One person was allegedly killed and several persons injured. The gunshot, which lasted several minutes, forced people to, scampered into the nearby bush for safety.

Similarly, in Abonnema waterfront in Akuku Toru Local Government Area, argument broke out between APC and PDP members as election materials were about to be transported to riverine communities, particularly Kula. It was gathered that supporters of both parties had attempted to snatch the election materials. Amid the disagreement that ensued, some of the youths allegedly began shooting as well as detonated dynamite forcing people to flee the area while the materials were said to have been taken away by one of the parties.

The Assistant Inspector General of Police Zone 6 Calabar, Baba Bolanta, told journalists in Port Harcourt that the police arrested 24 suspects during the election comprising 22 males and two females. Bolanta said the suspects were currently in police custody and were undergoing interrogations on allegations of criminal and electoral offences.

He also stated that the massive deployment of police officers drastically assisted in leveraging the palpable fear associated with the re-run election, adding that pockets of security breaches were recorded.

Meanwhile, Governor Wike has declared that the rerun elections in the state have shown clearly who was on ground and which party was the accepted one by the people.

According to him, the rerun elections have proven that the control of INEC, Federal might, military, police and other security agencies do not translate to electoral victories, as the people will always resist agents of rigging.

The APC hopes now depended on the remaining constituencies in the eight local government areas where INEC has suspended polls.
http://guardian.ng/features/why-apc-lost-in-rivers/

The reason why APC lost in rivers state twice is because "THEY CAN NEVER WIN IN RIVERS STATE".
Even if there isn't any electoral violence, they won't win.

refiner:
.....kwantinue wat ifing!


as if dis tinx don't happen everyday!

They don't madam, they dont

refiner:
came across this picture on Facebook!lool!

You just see something and decide whatever your brain tells you.
What if it's the girl taking him out, what if he doesn't buy things for her, what if they just met and finally, what if that's his singlet

You didn't think of all these before you insulted the nigga.

Well I believe that whoever took the photo, has greater mental issues than that guys torn briefs.

pTomz:
u sef, you dey looku ur neighbor wife nyash ni?

Is packaging not advertising

pTomz:
Its just a question regarding our present urban society, some of dis babes dal be walking wit awesome behinds and mind blowing tatas that would make some guys sin on sight not knowing it's an artificial scam of the century. Pardon me, I don't mean any offence but shouldn't nature be what we should be proud of and not some western foam that breaths low self esteem?

Contributions and insults are welcome, it's a free world anyway ..

Do this things really exist

Cus i'm kind of suspecting my neighbour's wife. Anytime she ties wrapper in the morning, her butt is small. But in the evening when she puts on jean, the thing she carries enh!

Even the person who played the role of Jesus in my parish (abakiliki) is white.

Isn't there a probability that Jesus was black

08128937923

If you want to send people to space, send PATIENCE JONATHAN AND DANSUKI
Please

Blackberrybabes:
A military fighter jet involved in the counter-insurgency operations in the North-East on Wednesday night crashed at the Yola International Airport.
Two pilots involved in the accident have been taken to an Air force military hospital for medical treatment.

One of our correspondents gathered that the crash was as a result of a burst tyre which occurred around 8pm on Wednesday when the fighter jet returning from a military operation tried to land at the runway of the Yola International Airport.

The two surviving pilots had succeeded in disembarking from the jet, but they however sustained injuries in the process.

It took the intervention of air safety officials to put out the fire which engulfed the aircraft immediately after it crash-landed.
Military authorities in Adamawa State, especially the 37 Air Force Base Strike Group responsible for the aircraft involved in the counter-insurgency operations refused to comment on the crash, claiming that they did not have the authority to speak on the accident.

When asked to comment on the incident, the base spokesperson, Squadron Leader K. Ali, neither denied nor confirmed the crash. He asked one of our correspondents to contact Abuja because “I do not have the authority to speak on such matter.”
In Abuja, the Acting Director Defence Information, Brig. Gen. Rabe Abubakar, confirmed the incident. He told one of our correspondents that the military had commenced investigation into the cause of the accident.

He also said that the incident had nothing to do with “enemy fire.”
He said, “The Air Force aircraft skidded off the runway and stopped at a ditch. All those on board are unhurt and investigation into the minor incident is ongoing.”
Meanwhile, investigations revealed that Wednesday’s crash was the second of such an incident within two weeks. No live was lost in the two occasions.
One of the airport security operatives who did not want his identity revealed said the frequency of air crashes at the airport involving fighter jets was becoming a thing of worry to the military.

http://www.punchng.com/naf-jet-fighting-bharam-crashes-in-yola/

That's what happens when you give OKADA RIDER YOUR VEHICLE TO HANDLE

Xposer:
The hustle is real..A guy who bought an "iPhone" from the "dreaded" Computer Village in Lagos was shocked after discovering that he actually bought a Nokia phone with antenna....But the main question now is that 'didn't the guy check and access the phone before payment'?..Only him knows the answer to that....See photos of the "iPhone" below;

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/photos-see-what-guy-found-after-buying.html

Mumu,
Na your choice jare.
No tok sey na iPhone you wan buy.
See the kpali sef
Mtcheewww.

ChuzzyBlog:
Whats The Point Having A Gate?

Source: http://www.chuzysblog.com/2016/03/checkout-this-house-in-benin-with-its.html

That's what they call CEREMONIAL GATE.

The owner said let there be GATE and there was GATE

apholaby007:
from *268 to dis

This is the best news I've heard so far

It is called SKIN LASSA OR LASSA OF THE SKIN.

Don't be scared, it's not associated with LASSA FEVER.

IT CAN BE CONTACTED FROM BUYING ONLINE CLOTHING EG CLOTHING FROM JUMIA AND KONGA.

Luckily, It has NO CURE

hope sey e go sweet

You missed dark harvest, house of wax.

You weren't born when those movies were produced.

GurlFriend:
A student of Benson Idahosa University has threatened the fellow who stole her Tablet with madness.

Lol @ Village is not far Benin


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/03/hilarious-student-threatens-person-who.html

What of person wey dem kill im pikin, watin you want mke dat kind person do??

JennyNwa22:
Governor Nyesom Wike of Rivers State, on Tuesday, led other big shots of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, in a thanksgiving celebration, following the party's landslide victory at last Saturday's National and State Assemblies re-run elections in the state.

See photos below


NB: Zombies like NgeneUkwenu should beware of high BP

I'm not proud of being a NIGERIAN.

After so many DEATHS during the RE-RUN, This BASTARDS Are dancing

Lord have mercy on NIGERIA

This time, via WHATSAPP

arena2007:
The little kids probably aged 2 and 3 were seen in Orisunbare, Lagos drinking sachets of Dry gin.

Photo credit: Twitter/Segun

Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/03/little-kids-seen-drinking-sachets-of-dry-gin-in-lagos.html

Naxo jare
Shayo na bastard

Wife to be

Thank God it's not yet permanent wife.

My advice, don't enter into that marriage until you've fixed her. If she is permanently broken, just find a new woman.

Which kind rubbish be dis

Na all this kind girls dey laugh when their parents die.

wunmi590:
lol, i guess you are one of the few that have made sensible comment since.

everybody is a farmer in his or her own way, yes very soon i intend going into farming, but still looking out for now.

thanks for your comment

That's my guy

Mabel12:
Saw This On FB Please What Is This Graduate Trying To Explain ?

Actually saw this on facebook and am like could this be an end time graduate lol

This guy is definitely in 2002.
He's in the past