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is that a new song?
that lady needs to stop this

Eternal rest to the deceased and comfort for his family, friends and loved ones
xoxo

I laugh nor be small
let them begin to look amongst themselves
those in high authority that turned a blind eye but took money
the rot is from inside

amen lets see it happen really soon

most times i come to nairaland to know whats news in Nigeria.

yes classic example always comes to mind
during one festive season maybe i was 8 or 9, we spent the night at my cousins house
men the food was so sweet but when we don chop finish enter room,
i went back to the kitchen, the big pot was almost empty but i just ate from it anyway scrappingthe inside
i think i knelt over the pot,
when i was done washed my mouth and went back to be with my siblings and cousins
and as i entered the room they all roared out laughing, i didnt get it unti i looked at mysef
my dress was covered in charcoal from under the pot.

i suggest he takes another picture this time with his erect p&*is
this time for my pure pleasure

and bdy why do u guys keep saying girl?
it may have been a guy, a jealous person who had access to his house, room

i dont believe this man has changed
this guy may still be scamming people for their money
but you are being reserved for something else
you are probably the big fish, the last piece of the puzzle
they will play you well, a patient man will take his time, like a hunter waiting for the perfect game
it is  probably on your head they will get a green card  and perhaps bring wife, kids and parents over
oops ive said it

good job

This juju process appears to be selective
sha i recall just before i finally left benin when one time Oba Market got burnt and some thieves went there and broke into stores and stole stuff
i hear they also swore for them at the palace or something and afterwards alot of thieving folks threw stuffs over the palace walls lol lol lol lol
fear catch them now

dayokanu:
Get him drunk.

Alcohol is no respecter of anyone. If the guy high finish, He would toast you on national TV

lol lol lol lol lol

Hello Nairalander's,

I am about to take a decision and would really appreciate your candid opinions on this Issue. I am a young man who happens to be a student, but work during the holidays. I have a girlfriend based in the US whom i have been dating for 5 years. She has only resided in the US for 1 1/2 years and intends to come visit but cannot afford to buy her air fare ticket.

Is it possible that she has resided in the states for a year and half and has no job, source of income or anything at all? Even students in the states work.
is this trip of her's soley your idea does she not want to see you as much as you want to see her?
so why cant she save something small even if its just flight to see you and you cough up the remaing part plus her expenses when she arrives. would still be expensive but seems fair. it may appear she does not even know your true status do u lie about your financial situation or brag thus giving her the idea u are currently more than capable financial wise when that is not the case?

so we can take such strides in Nigeria? Amen to this o
hopefully the average man and woman in their homes take cue as well
violence in any form should not be tolerated.

What is your bride bringing to the table abi is she still a student
so many people have advised you brother. if you have an understanding fiancee(that sees beyond the wedding day and realizes you will have to eat after marriage) then half of your problem is solved
a court wedding is the solution with a small reception for immediate family members and your closest friend 15-20 people at most
dem nor fit chop pass 30k if u do am well
concentrate on a simple traditional marriage afterwards
(i actually know a family that allowed two of their daughters do traditional marriage and white marriage on the same day)
now i need not tell u that traditional marriage on the morning of the white wedding would have been a straight to the point one with no beating around the bush, no dancing spraying money and entering boat matter and all that.Thus saving cost time and killing 2birds with one stone
you set your standards my brother and God on your side with good inlaws traditional marriage can be made easy
if the brides parents are the type that brings list from genesis to revelation (touch luck)
then you will have to delay the traditional marriage until later
a reasonable bride will understand esp if u guys are working towards a particular goal unless she'd rather postpone the wedding

when u go home browse
it is unprofessional to do things like that in the office
even in the school here, the social sites like facebook i recall were disabled

Dont be too quick to get into relationships
to be sincere 8 guys is a bit too much for your age and in 2years
whether you are having intimacy with them or not the statistics for a well brought up girl of that age in Nigeria does not add up thats y some guys are bashing u
to me your dressing is not even the issue, i dont know how u dress in real life and cant judge u by a profile picture
m smart enuf to know that
for what you want people like yourself probably dont date for ages
when you meet the serious one, you know and you dont waste too much time before you tie the knot
u remind me of my cousin just like u
she's dated bout 3 guys now since her first boyfriend in 100level
they have all left for the same reason
ure not alone the path you have choosen is not an easy one but its attainable,

Finally, we are calling on all Muslims intending to marry any child or woman of their choice to go on because Islam allows that. Enough is enough."

This is just a disgrace

Big man and chaircover you have both spoken well.
personally ive learnt alot ive had  a business in mind and reading so much here have further strenghthned me
let me share a story too i lived with an uncle of mine during NYSC
he carried the family responsibilities on his own for quite a while in the maintime there was 2children and more to spend
his wife was a graduate but there was no job forthcoming
after a while she started learning how to sew and just before i left she had finished from the tailoring school
opened up a shop with the help of her husband
today she is doing very well
and even has a girl already working with her

i rmb sth that hapd while we were in school then, my friend and i both walked out of the library he was left handed. he gave the books he wanted to borrow to the librarian with his left hand(which was perfectly normal to him). the librarian shouted at him and told him he was not only being disrespectful but should take note he was not part of my friends circle. i was abit confused by his last statment and when my friend had calmed down i found out later that it meant the librarian taught my friend was in cult and was trying to identify with a fellow cult person by using his left hand.
totally weird huh

i also rmb buying things when i was younger and paying money with my left hand and the traders refusing to collect the money just cos it ws given with my left hand,

were you not aware she was not a graduate before you married her.
You are the man bear your burden with dignity, change the kids school if its that bad
establish a business for her or send her to school to finish up
you need to explain the reasons for this to your wife, why she must have a job or earn something herself
if she still does not understand

loved d video. they keep getting berra
like d song before sef
i have played d end of d song up to 4times sef
for the sake of d kissing part.classic!

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RIP soldier may God grant your family and loved ones the fortitude to bear the loss
i never really followed his music but even in a strange land the song pon pon pon did not miss me
i always wondered what he was rapping about there, the way he rapped in yoruba
chai God know sha,

Someone has already said it click on the ''report the photo link''

For a man who never bothered with the jealously bug in about 10years suddenly something is not going down well with him
no matter how good ur intentions are or your forex teacher
for the sake of peace i will learn forex through another means
let nothing take away the peace in your home,

na so naija be oh my cousin was arrested someyears back because he wore a combat trouser of camouflage fabric
the other day while i bought one for myself i remembered the incident and made a mental note NEVER EVER to wear it in public back home in Nigeria,

Ive been expecting a thread like this since i watched the programme on the iplayer.
i mean i sat down and watched the thing like say lol
i really enjoyed it there are so many scences i can watch again. when the pr and the widow met with the mend leader classic
the money dropping scene at the prisons lol kai i shame sha, not forgetting the bribery when the widow just got into the country for not having the certificate
when the boat made the bend and they saw the dead oil workers hanging
the church scene when the widow confronted angel
the hotel scene where they all barged in on the oyibo and his girlfriend lol lol lol
and finally the scene on the boat when the penny finally dropped and the PR finally learnt what was going on
all in all i enjoyed myself
i felt somethings wer over done e.g the scrabby cab they pushed at the airport when the white lady just arrived i mean who drives that
the pidgin english left me laughing i wished they used more Nigerian actors or actresses
this production is also food for thought for our good old nollywood when will i see something from them of this standard?

on top everything the man wan take the children.wetin the poor woman go come get now?

lol love this thread
m not married but ive heard some nonsense
worst: a man will be a man let him be. as long as he is feeding you and taking care of the children let him chase the woman outside thats not ur business, you have your children to bother about at the end of the day he will still come home.


so wot if he eventually comes home and brings AIDS to the house

thot provoking:Careful in carrying your family business to your inlaws or giving ur husband a bad name and judging matter for the mother,brothers or relations at the end of the day their loyalty lies with one person alone (certainly their son)regardless of what they may tell you when you complain even when he is wrong.


best: communicate communicate and communicate,