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PoliticsRe: Soludo Finally Declares His Anambra Governorship Ambition by touchmeder: 1:46pm On Sep 23, 2009
Fingers crossed
but i feel that man is going to soil his fingers sha just watch
FamilyRe: Tell Us About Your Marriage by touchmeder: 10:34am On Sep 22, 2009
malaika thank God for your husband oh
BusinessRe: Coca-Cola Closes The Last Concentrate Factory In Nigeria by touchmeder: 11:46pm On Sep 21, 2009
power power power in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: My Bedroom Wahala by touchmeder: 2:20pm On Sep 21, 2009
On one condition she said that she can't continue, my desire was so strong that I had to hold her down and take her from behind. At the end, I felt sorry for my acts. I apologize to her but she said that I don't have to apologize but to blame her incompetence and was crying.


Jesus Christ this was rapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Love Palava! I lost a Brotherly Love! by touchmeder: 2:11pm On Sep 21, 2009
lalalalalalalalalalal let me see your pu*&y grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Is This Not A Sign For Me To Back Off? by touchmeder: 11:15am On Sep 21, 2009
i'd be worried if the one who i wanted to spend my future with was continually falling ill. So now you know what it is thank God you can move from there typhoid is quite funny and if not treated persistently and continually within the time frame could keep coming back perhaps this was the case. Please let her avoid pure water and start boiling her drinking water.
RomanceRe: Any Girl That Crosses My Path Will Surfer Heart Break by touchmeder: 10:09am On Sep 21, 2009
uhmn too bad lipsrsealed
but poster your love is awesome oh even while she was messing up in your presence you still went on buying meatpie, coke and all. eyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh grin
PoliticsRe: Ribadu's Visit To Gani Fawehinmi- Photo Evidence by touchmeder: 12:50pm On Sep 18, 2009
chosen04:
But this Ribadu in that pix is TOO SKINNER (sorry too Slim), Lets understand and forgive the IG for not recognising him.

Someone just called to inform me that the IG has seen the pix, but claims the pix is computer generated.
After all pictures dont tell the Truth always. He called it another Micheal Jackson in Lagos Molue Pix.
i tot i ws d only one that noticed it.way 2 skinny
FamilyRe: Tell Us About Your Marriage by touchmeder: 10:06am On Sep 18, 2009
I ran through this thread and i must admit its about one of the best ive read on nairaland. i got no experience to share yet. To all those that lost their spouse or had a bad experience kpele oh
Tayo4sure i know someone who went through what you did thank God she left the sham called a marriage she is happily remarried today and blessed with a kid
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Searching For Widow by touchmeder: 12:05pm On Sep 16, 2009
Oh dear embarassed
RomanceRe: Your Duty As Someone's Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by touchmeder: 12:01pm On Sep 16, 2009
i disagree with most if not all (well excluding maybe number 6) what poster expects a girl friend to do for a man.
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Gay Person by touchmeder: 8:49am On Sep 16, 2009
Nawa oh nawa oh esp at the doctor story on page 1. Scary
RomanceRe: Your Duty As Someone's Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by touchmeder: 11:49pm On Sep 15, 2009
Insert Quote
Damn so much duties.Being Gay seems cheaper.[insert sense of humor].


lol lol lol lol grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Do Virgins Expect Their Boyfriends To Give Them Monyey? by touchmeder: 9:10am On Sep 15, 2009
No sex no money for hair and the rest. Is that what you are implying now? Eh is she your girlfriend or a prostitute again. i tire for una sha undecided
RomanceRe: Naija Girls Need To Gym For Christ Sake. by touchmeder: 9:03am On Sep 15, 2009
I remember when the thought of walking and my butt jiggling used to scare the crap out of me. Now it has a little bit of jiggle there and I do not think it is cute. Even if not to look hot in a dress then for our health.

shocked its amazing i think a little jiggle in the ass is cute really at least i dont mind it, its sexy to me
RomanceRe: An Unforgetable Experience About My Lover by touchmeder: 12:00am On Sep 15, 2009
lol lol lol lol lol cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Why Is It Dat Girls Keep Telling Me No.i Nid Wise Counsel by touchmeder: 12:11am On Sep 14, 2009
u probably appear and sound too spiritual when toasting the ladies or perhaps you are toasting the girls in d wrong circle.
TV/MoviesRe: Aroma Ufodike Wins N10m Ultimate Prize In Mtn Who Want's To Be A Millionaire by touchmeder: 11:02pm On Sep 11, 2009
Wow finally thats amazing. i wish i can watch it kai cry
FamilyRe: Pls... by touchmeder: 9:53pm On Sep 10, 2009
Lol lol lol lol  cheesy grin
AT TIMES,IT WILL BE AS IF HE REMEMBERED SOMETHING AND HE WILL START LAUGHING.

i'd be worried too about a child that laughs to himself in the manner you described. In addition pray too
RomanceRe: Who Said Men Aren't Bootylicious by touchmeder: 9:41pm On Sep 10, 2009
lol
lol grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin smiley lol lol lol lol
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerian-Yoruba Criminal Gangs In America Busted Yet Again by touchmeder: 12:10am On Sep 10, 2009
Make una help me beg all this people nah! lipsrsealed
GamingRe: Sony Changes Playstation 3 Ad After Nigerian Government Complains by touchmeder: 1:16pm On Sep 09, 2009
Thank God i must say (heaves a sigh of relief)and for those who thought the ad was ok and a joke undecided
sorry for you!
FashionRe: High Maintenance: Does It Get You More Dates? by touchmeder: 9:30am On Sep 09, 2009
I think it does i rmb this one girl in school then. Damn she was hot and she sure had it all. i think they do undecided
FamilyRe: After All These Years I'm Absolutely Broken Hearted by touchmeder: 12:18am On Sep 08, 2009
This lady would never cease to amaze me, as long as she remains on Nairaland and i continue to read her posts(be it her anal story, sister in law on face book, smashed tv, warning other women to report their husband to immigration, u name it)
sometimes i wonder if her story is real, reminds me of the other oyibo lady on nairaland who is married to the naija dude the student that keeps failing and smokes weed (she got a child for him).
Their tale is always a sad one.
PoliticsRe: Gani Fawehinmi Passed On? by touchmeder: 1:55pm On Sep 05, 2009
R.I.P Gani u were a fighter indeed.
TravelRe: Don't Fly Bellview! by touchmeder: 8:14pm On Sep 03, 2009
Is this lady's story for real? It was so funny and at the same time thot provoking
i traveled with them last year the only experience ive had and i swore to myself never to travel with them again
it was the cheapest at that time i wont lie but at the long run, it was not worth it i swear. Till date when i hear someone want to fly bellview i shout ''dont try it oh''.
we spent eternity at MM Airport in Lagos. I kept calling my people to say i had not still left the airport. After a while someone brave enough rallied all of us and we matched and demanded to speak with the authorities of bellview airline. they refused to allow everyone out of the particular spot we were checked out of. only one or two people went out, they came back and informed us that bellview was buying aviation fuel for the plane. that the Company that usually supplied them refused to deliver the fuel until they paid the money and it reflected in their account. i swear this story is the truth. this was September 2008. if i can still find my tickets i'd come back and post the particular date. it was a Sunday.
A flight that was supposed to leave by ten am we left in the afternoon, say from 3.30 to 4.30pm . by the time i arrived at heathrow, i had missed my flight to my destination. My sister who was there to pick me up had spent eternity there leaving her inexperienced husband (and a new born baby) who kept calling every other minute with a crying baby.
My experience totally horrible the time i spent waiting to get another flight oh u dont want to know
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Presents Three Jeeps To Ogbemudia Former Edo State Governor by touchmeder: 10:19am On Sep 03, 2009
why 3cars?

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