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Fingers crossed but i feel that man is going to soil his fingers sha just watch |
malaika thank God for your husband oh |
power power power in Nigeria. |
On one condition she said that she can't continue, my desire was so strong that I had to hold her down and take her from behind. At the end, I felt sorry for my acts. I apologize to her but she said that I don't have to apologize but to blame her incompetence and was crying. Jesus Christ this was rapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
lalalalalalalalalalal let me see your pu*&y ![]() |
i'd be worried if the one who i wanted to spend my future with was continually falling ill. So now you know what it is thank God you can move from there typhoid is quite funny and if not treated persistently and continually within the time frame could keep coming back perhaps this was the case. Please let her avoid pure water and start boiling her drinking water. |
uhmn too bad ![]() but poster your love is awesome oh even while she was messing up in your presence you still went on buying meatpie, coke and all. eyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ![]() |
chosen04:i tot i ws d only one that noticed it.way 2 skinny |
I ran through this thread and i must admit its about one of the best ive read on nairaland. i got no experience to share yet. To all those that lost their spouse or had a bad experience kpele oh Tayo4sure i know someone who went through what you did thank God she left the sham called a marriage she is happily remarried today and blessed with a kid |
Oh dear ![]() |
i disagree with most if not all (well excluding maybe number 6) what poster expects a girl friend to do for a man. |
Nawa oh nawa oh esp at the doctor story on page 1. Scary |
Insert Quote Damn so much duties.Being Gay seems cheaper.[insert sense of humor]. lol lol lol lol ![]() |
No sex no money for hair and the rest. Is that what you are implying now? Eh is she your girlfriend or a prostitute again. i tire for una sha ![]() |
I remember when the thought of walking and my butt jiggling used to scare the crap out of me. Now it has a little bit of jiggle there and I do not think it is cute. Even if not to look hot in a dress then for our health. |
lol lol lol lol lol ![]() |
u probably appear and sound too spiritual when toasting the ladies or perhaps you are toasting the girls in d wrong circle. |
Wow finally thats amazing. i wish i can watch it kai |
Lol lol lol lol ![]() AT TIMES,IT WILL BE AS IF HE REMEMBERED SOMETHING AND HE WILL START LAUGHING. i'd be worried too about a child that laughs to himself in the manner you described. In addition pray too |
lol lol lol lol lol lol |
Make una help me beg all this people nah! ![]() |
Thank God i must say (heaves a sigh of relief)and for those who thought the ad was ok and a joke ![]() sorry for you! |
I think it does i rmb this one girl in school then. Damn she was hot and she sure had it all. i think they do ![]() |
This lady would never cease to amaze me, as long as she remains on Nairaland and i continue to read her posts(be it her anal story, sister in law on face book, smashed tv, warning other women to report their husband to immigration, u name it) sometimes i wonder if her story is real, reminds me of the other oyibo lady on nairaland who is married to the naija dude the student that keeps failing and smokes weed (she got a child for him). Their tale is always a sad one. |
R.I.P Gani u were a fighter indeed. |
Is this lady's story for real? It was so funny and at the same time thot provoking i traveled with them last year the only experience ive had and i swore to myself never to travel with them again it was the cheapest at that time i wont lie but at the long run, it was not worth it i swear. Till date when i hear someone want to fly bellview i shout ''dont try it oh''. we spent eternity at MM Airport in Lagos. I kept calling my people to say i had not still left the airport. After a while someone brave enough rallied all of us and we matched and demanded to speak with the authorities of bellview airline. they refused to allow everyone out of the particular spot we were checked out of. only one or two people went out, they came back and informed us that bellview was buying aviation fuel for the plane. that the Company that usually supplied them refused to deliver the fuel until they paid the money and it reflected in their account. i swear this story is the truth. this was September 2008. if i can still find my tickets i'd come back and post the particular date. it was a Sunday. A flight that was supposed to leave by ten am we left in the afternoon, say from 3.30 to 4.30pm . by the time i arrived at heathrow, i had missed my flight to my destination. My sister who was there to pick me up had spent eternity there leaving her inexperienced husband (and a new born baby) who kept calling every other minute with a crying baby. My experience totally horrible the time i spent waiting to get another flight oh u dont want to know |
why 3cars? |
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lol lol lol lol