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FashionRe: Annie Idibia Goes From Sweet To Naughty Girl In New Magazine by touchmehard: 5:15pm On Dec 19, 2012
angry Why is she struggling to look beautiful?
And why is she showing us the things that should be for 2Baba's view only?
Na wa oh!
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe The World Will End on 21:12:12? by touchmehard: 5:08pm On Dec 19, 2012
Whenever God wants the world to end shouldn't be our headache. Our concern should be to make heaven and not hell
PoliticsRe: SSS Detained Journalist Over Chime's Death Story by touchmehard: 5:05pm On Dec 19, 2012
I just like the fact that they were decent and polite in the whole thing, unlike the Police.
PoliticsRe: SSS Detained Journalist Over Chime's Death Story by touchmehard: 5:03pm On Dec 19, 2012
Demdem: Foolish and incompetent SSS.
It would have been better to devote that time spent in the journalist's house to search for the marked notes given to facrook which they still havent seen till date.
I never knew you were this daft. If you could at least google the duties of the SSS, you would have at least known that they were doing their job. As for the marked notes, what is EFCC doing?
LiteratureProse: My Best Friend, Penelope By Lacomtessnoire by touchmehard(op): 4:56pm On Dec 19, 2012
A Short story By Lacomtessnoire

I could hear my parents whispering to themselves agitatedly as they snuck glances at me. I ignored them. They always spoke about me. Always whispered. Then they pasted fake smiles on their faces like that could fool me. They thought I was too young to see through their smiles. They didn’t trust me. They never had. Not since the first time I told them about my best friend. Penelope.

I remember watching the Carrie movie but my mother had heard the screams from the telly and rushed to put it off, scolding me as she did so. I was too young to watch scary movies. My mother was not impressed when I told her such movies didn’t scare me. They were like comedies. She had looked at me a little worried, maybe scared when I had chuckled to myself as I watched the movie ‘Joshua’. Granted, he was a sociopath but he didn’t want anyone to love him. Why did they?

I nudged Penelope’s shoulder as we peered at my parents through the sliding doors. We were in the garden and they were still whispering away to themselves in the living room.

‘Can you hear what they’re saying?’ I asked.

Penelope replied, ‘they want to take you to the doctor again.’ I sighed. My parents had been taking me to see doctors ever since my first pet ran away. Then my second. Then my third. It wasn’t my fault they ran away. I had loved them. I had mourned them. But my parents said I was doing something to them. Why would I?

‘Who’s this one now?’ I asked tiredly.

Penelope scuttled inside the house then came back, ‘I heard your mum say Dr Whittaker?’ Who was that? Not like it mattered. I was going to be prodded and poked again. I sighed and leaned my head on Penelope’s shoulder.

‘Please don’t leave me to go through this on my own,’ I mumbled into her shoulder.

She stroked my hair and said softly, ‘I will never leave you. Not even if I have to sneak into the hospital with you.’ We giggled at this.

The next week, I was walking in between my parents to the doctor’s office. My hands clasped tightly in theirs. When we got there, I realised it looked more like a church.

‘Why are we here, mummy?’ I looked confused at my mother. Then my father. They ignored me at first but I asked again, my voice louder.

‘Why are we here? We aren’t even Christians. Why are we here?’

My mother stopped walking abruptly and knelt on one knee so she could be on the same level with me, ‘Baby, we spoke about this before. We need to see this doctor’

‘No!’ I bit back sharply, ‘You need to see a doctor! I’ve seen loads. I’m not ill. You just don’t love me anymore. I want Penelope!’

My father knelt quickly and dragged me for a quick hug. ‘You’re not ill, darling. Of course not. We just need to see him real quick to prove to those pesky therapists that you’re okay.’

Therapists? Prove? They weren’t making any sense. Before I could say anything, I was practically bustled into the church and up the stairs to an office in the corner. I saw a priest walk out…a priest!

‘Daddy, that’s not a doctor!’ I said almost inaudibly. I didn’t realise I had walked backwards till my back hit the wall. The man said softly. Gently. ‘Calm down, Sarah. We just want to have a little chat. Alone. Your parents don’t have to be here.’

I looked at them frightened. I was begging them silently not to leave me. Please, don’t. They rubbed my shoulders soothingly. My mother pressed a kiss to my forehead. Then they left. I was blank for a second. Maybe two. Then I ran to the window and pressed my face to the window as I saw them drive away. They were leaving me here!

They promised to stay with me! I turned back gasping loudly as the priest raised a hand. I had no idea if he was trying to calm me down. I didn’t care. I wanted Penelope.

‘Calm down, Sarah. Please. Calm down.’ It seemed like his voice was coming from another room. I couldn’t breathe. I couldn’t see. Then I felt a sharp pain in my neck and darkness swiftly followed.

I woke up groggily, forgetting for a second where I was. I blinked twice trying to get my bearings. It was dimly lit, the setting sun throwing little flickers round the room. Then I spotted the priest on the floor and gasped.

He was dead!

I took a deep breath and suddenly my nostrils were clogged with the smell of something metallic. I screamed out loud. Then I jumped as I felt someone touch my shoulder.

‘Told you I’d never leave you.’

It was Penelope. I grabbed her in a tight hug as I sobbed and blubbered on her white dress. ‘Don’t ever leave me again! This priest! He injected me and now he’s dead! What if I had been killed too?’

‘You can never be killed. I will always protect you.’ Penelope whispered fiercely in my ear. ‘Come on, let’s go home.’

‘What will mummy and daddy say? They’ll be so upset. And they left me here! I still can’t believe it. And the priest, what shall we do with…’

‘Don’t worry, I’ve called the police. They’re on their way. We should go now or they’ll think you did something.’ She said as she dragged me out of the room.

Me? But what could I have done? I am just a kid. I didn’t say anything however as I walked hand in hand with my best friend out of the church.  Happy that we were together again.

For now, that was all that mattered.

***
‘Mummy, why is that girl talking to herself?’ Little Samuel asked.

Erica pulled her son close and blocked his face from the little girl with the curiously red hands who had just emerged from the church.  She was walking like she was holding hands with somebody and talking and laughing to herself.

‘Nothing baby, let’s hurry home now.’ She pulled him even closer and walked briskly in the opposite direction.

http://www.bellanaija.com/2012/12/18/bn-prose-my-best-friend-penelope/
CelebritiesRe: meet Nonso Diobi Twin Brother by touchmehard: 1:30pm On Dec 19, 2012
tunapawizzy: and how will this bring back YAKOWA and AZAZI?
Hmmm, is this the new version of how does this affect the price of garrri?
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Crash - NDLF Blasts Navy by touchmehard: 1:23pm On Dec 19, 2012
I believe that organisation just wants to be noticed. Of all news media to report their statement, it is Sahara reporters. That should tell us how "credible" the are.
PoliticsRe: Nominate Your Preferred Candidate For 2015 Presidential Election . by touchmehard: 11:21am On Dec 19, 2012
For me, I think it's too early for us to be dabbling into 2015 presidential politics. Let us focus on how to help the present administration to concentrate and do something that would impact positively on the lives of Nigerians.

Be that as it may, a female Vice President come 2015 won't be a bad idea. Someone like Dora Akunyili, or any of these State Commissioners for Women affairs and social development who are really doing well in their states.
BusinessRe: ATM N100 Bank Charge: Update? by touchmehard: 11:13am On Dec 19, 2012
Yesterday 18th Dec, I used my GTB ATM card to withdraw from Mainstreet Bank ATM, and I was charged N100. Stuupid GTB even had the guts to send me 2 SMS alerts. One for the money I withdrew, another for the stuupid N100 charge.
Thieves!
PoliticsRe: What Happened To The 40 Laptop Crew by touchmehard: 3:08pm On Dec 14, 2012
Lordave: Joke of the century... I rather bank with Wema bank. grin





I'm not interested in who rules, I'm only interested in how good the ruler is and how happy the governed are.
My guy chop knuckle! I need to buy you a drink. Today na Friday, how we go run things nah?
CelebritiesRe: Actor Victor Osuagwu Weds In A Truck by touchmehard: 1:44pm On Dec 14, 2012
Maybe I should wed in a SHIP on top Atlantic ocean
CelebritiesRe: Actor Victor Osuagwu Weds In A Truck by touchmehard: 1:43pm On Dec 14, 2012
Afterall, Omotala wedded in an airoplane in motion,
By the way, see as them take decorate the truck ma sef! LMAO
Music/RadioRe: Music: Tiwa Savage - Folarin by touchmehard:
mafiacent: https://cdn.prisonerofclass.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Tiwa-Savage-Folarin.jpg?d9c344

It’s Tiiiiiwa! She’s sexy and She knows it! Folarin is a Jam and you know it. This jam was produced by Spellz.

Listen & Download Here
I don't understand the bolded part. What was Don Jazzy doing?
Can someone pls educate me
PoliticsRe: 63 Arrested In Hunt For Abductors Of Okonjo-iweala's Mum by touchmehard: 12:07pm On Dec 14, 2012
mrrock: The death of that woman may just bring the change we all clamour for.
I bind you! Your prayer definitely did not work as she has been freed! Oloshi, mugu, Anu ofia, Dan buru uba
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother Has Been Freed - SaharaReporters by touchmehard: 11:57am On Dec 14, 2012
eric1960: Good news. But I have one question...would our government have been this diligent if it had been an akara seller's mother? Just asking

http://.com/2012/12/okonjo-iwealas-mum-has-been-released.html
Yes they would. True Democracy beliefs in equality of all citizens.
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother Has Been Freed - SaharaReporters by touchmehard: 11:56am On Dec 14, 2012
This is getting interesting. According to Channels news online, her release was confirmed by the King’s spokesman Chief Oko, who confirmed to their Delta state correspondent via a phone conversation. However, details about the release are yet to be revealed by her family members and the Nigerian Police Force.
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother Has Been Freed - SaharaReporters by touchmehard: 11:46am On Dec 14, 2012
lacasa: Omoo cheesy

Some yigbo boys don hammer be dat grin

My own is next oo grin

**loading his Ak**
Abeg no go join kidnappers o. It doesn't pay at last please my brother.
Quick cash leads to quick death
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother Has Been Freed - SaharaReporters by touchmehard: 11:43am On Dec 14, 2012
Chinom: Until i read in The Guardian or Vanguard, i no fit comment.
This should be what you are looking for:

Professor Kamene Okonjo, the mother of Minister of Finance, Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, who was abducted last Sunday from her home, has been freed.
According to sources, Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan is on his way to Ogwuashi-Uku to receive the 82-year old queen of the town.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/12/okonjo-iwealas-mum-freed/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Say "thank you" to me grin
PoliticsRe: 16-Yr-old Cable Vandal Survives Electrocution In Makurdi by touchmehard: 11:38am On Dec 14, 2012
Instead of the boy to face his studies and focus on passing his exams, he is already sabotaging government facilities.
Same people that will still complain of low power supply, they are stiill the same people sabotaging the little that has been provided.
PoliticsRe: Is Sanusi Still Better Than Soludo? by touchmehard: 10:27am On Dec 14, 2012
Jarus: If you don't know my history, search for my Nairaland posts January - June 2009, and see I advocated that Soludo should continue, because I felt I didn't have problem with Soludo and was afraid we may not get another person of Soludo's ebullience, until Sanusi came into the fray.

As an Economist (economics graduate, actually) myself, I wont ndisrespect someone of Soludo's standing in the trade. I hold Soludo in awe, and have met him actually. Even in my tons of defence of SLS, I don't castigate Soludo, even if I felt he let down the guard in his last one year in office. He was brilliant and good intentioned, just as SLS. They only have different styles and focus.

My voracity in SLS defence was because I felt people were underrating him because of his tribe.

My conclusion on the duo remains: Soludo focused on strenght; SLS on ethics. I wont be drawn into some meaningless comparison about things like education, tribe etc here. Or how do you argue with someone that still believes SLS - with his indisputable intellect and courage - is an illiterate Mallam just because he never attended Harvard or had PhD? I don't argue with such people, I'm sorry.
Okay. This shows you are not biased. I was only wondering
PoliticsRe: Is Sanusi Still Better Than Soludo? by touchmehard: 10:07am On Dec 14, 2012
Crush Lamido Sanusi before he further destroys the Nigerian economy – NLC President

As the Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi thinks that about half of the civil service should be fired in order to rescue the nation’s economy, some Nigerians indeed believe that the firing should start with him.

It is against this background that the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) has called on the Federal Government to sack the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, for advising the Federal Government to sack half of its work force to maintain a sustainable economy even as the Trade Union Congress of Nigeria (TUC) has also said Sanusi lacked the capacity to call for the action.
In a reaction to Sanusi’s call, the NLC president in a statement said: “It is obvious Sanusi was never qualified for the office of CBN governor in the first instance, and he must be asked to leave the office as he has shown more than enough incompetence and contempt for the Nigerian people… Since assumption of office as the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, all Sanusi’s major pronouncements have been either directly anti people or ruinous to the Nigerian economy.”
The solution? “We see in Sanusi an agent of death that must be defeated and crushed before he further destroys the Nigerian economy,” the NLC president suggests.
And the worrisome thing is that most Nigerian public officers lack shame. They have not cultivated the habit of throwing in the towel hen their people have lost faith in them. So, Mr Sanusi, apparently most Nigerians do not believe in your ability to rescue the economy of the country, perhaps you want to introduce the N5000 note next year before you exit.

http://www.informationnigeria.org/2012/11/crush-lamido-sanusi-before-he-further-destroys-the-nigerian-economy-nlc-president.html
PoliticsRe: Is Sanusi Still Better Than Soludo? by touchmehard: 10:04am On Dec 14, 2012
Tambuwal Signs Warrant Of Arrest For Sanusi, Yakubu, 14 Others

Following the adoption of a motion moved by chairman, House Committee on Finance, Hon. Abdulmumin Jibrin (PDP, Kano), on matters of urgent public importance, informing the House of failure of revenue collecting agencies to honour their several invitations and provide details of their Internally Generated Revenues (IGR) as part of the 2013 budget revenue frame work, the speaker of the Huse of Representatives, Aminu Waziri Tambuwal, yesterday, signed a warrant of arrest on heads of the affected agencies.
Tambuwal then directed Jibrin to write to him and list the erring agencies.
A copy of the arrest warrant signed by the Speaker indicated that CBN governor Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, NNPC Group Managing Director Engr. Andrew Yakubu are among those listed.
To face arrest also include heads of AMCON, FCT, FAAN, Pension Commission of Nigeria, NIMASA, NPA, among others.
Meanwhile, the force police spokesman has said it has not received any warrant from the National Assembly for the arrest of anybody.
It would be recalled that heads of the government agencies in charge of revenue collection had been invited to appear before the House Committee on Finance over the non-remittance of N1.3 trillion revenue to government coffers with most of them failing to appear at the meeting.
 
http://www.informationnigeria.org/2012/12/tambuwal-signs-warrant-of-arrest-for-sanusi-yakubu-14-others.html
PoliticsRe: Is Sanusi Still Better Than Soludo? by touchmehard: 9:03am On Dec 14, 2012
Jarus: I'm a fan of both.

My summary is: Soludo focused on strenght, Sanusi on ethics.
Jarus, i thought you would have defended SLS with all your power and might.
Or did you do so with your other moniker?
CareerRe: The 10 Skills That Will Get You Hired In 2013 by touchmehard(op): 8:37am On Dec 14, 2012
I quite agree with the people whose opinion is that sometimes it is LONG LEG/ WHO YOU KNOW that gets jobs for people.
However, Long leg/ Who You know can get a job for you, but they won't be there to help you do the job.
They won't be there to help you get promoted.
It will then behoove you to prove yourself and retain the job.
CareerThe 10 Skills That Will Get You Hired In 2013 by touchmehard(op): 5:12pm On Dec 13, 2012
The experts agree: anyone can take a course in C++, but it’s not going to land you the job. The most in-demand jobs for the new year might be rooted in the booming computer industry, but it’s not only technical and programming chops that prospective hires should be showcasing.

“The most sought-after skill-sets for recruiters are becoming less and less about proficiency in specific processes and coding languages,” says Rich Milgram, CEO of career network Beyond, “And more about how you think systems through and work within the context of the team. Learning a technology is the easy part. Having the mindset to apply it, having the mindset and logic to process it, being thorough and detail-oriented while doing so, these are the critical skills.”

Here, the 10 most critical job skills to parlay in your job search for 2013:

No. 1 Critical Thinking (found in 9 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs)

Using logic and reasoning to identify the strengths and weaknesses of alternative solutions, conclusions or approaches to problems.

No. 2 Complex Problem Solving (found in 9 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs)

Identifying complex problems and reviewing related information to develop and evaluate options and implement solutions.

No. 3 Judgment and Decision-Making (found in 9 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs)

Considering the relative costs and benefits of potential actions to choose the most appropriate ones.

No. 4 Active Listening (found in 9 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs)

Giving full attention to what other people are saying, taking time to understand the points being made, asking questions as appropriate and not interrupting.
No. 5 Computers and Electronics (found in 8 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs)

Knowledge of circuit boards, processors, electronic equipment and computer hardware including applications and programs.

No. 6 Mathematics (found in 6 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs)

Knowledge of arithmetic, algebra, geometry, calculus, statistics and their application.

No. 7 Operations and Systems Analysis (found in 5 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs)

Determining how a system or operation should work and how changes in conditions, operations and environments will affect outcomes. Understanding the needs and product requirements of a particular design.

No. 8 Monitoring (found in 5 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs)

Monitoring and assessing performance of yourself, other individuals or organizations to make improvement or take corrective action.

No. 9 Programming (found in 3 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs)

Writing computer programming for various purposes.

No. 10 Sales and Marketing (found in 2 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs)

Knowledge of principles and methods for showing, promoting and selling products or services. Includes marketing strategy and tactics, product demonstration, sales techniques and sales control systems.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/meghancasserly/2012/12/10/the-10-skills-that-will-get-you-a-job-in-2013/
CelebritiesRe: “Yes, Don Jazzy And I Had A Past,” Tonto Dikeh Confesses On Ndani TV by touchmehard: 3:21pm On Dec 13, 2012
promisador: Dear readers,
This is an alert message to anyone willing to help in this serious situation. Please read this information carefully.
A particular girl I trained and has worked for me as a househelp on a payroll, walked away from me with some money and when I intervened, she threatened me with a particular message and it went thus:
"Xo u broke my simcard... Guess wat, am still in lagos, u will suffer 4 wat u did, u wicked shameless man. U'r angry abi..hahaha. Dnt worry. Dat silly cheif dat i meet on d internet, he doesnt knw a thing abt me. Am still here, i knw wer u live, i knw ur childrens skul... Watch n see wat happens. BIG FOOL. .
She has threatened to kidnap my children from school and has also threatened to come to my house with some gang of boys. I do not hold anything against her and I wonder why she has decided to repay me evil for good...

PLEASE, IF ANY ONE SEES HER OR KNOWS ABOUT HER WHEREABOUTS, DO NOT HESITATE TO REPORT TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION OR ANY SECURITY OUTFIT THAT CAN GET HOLD OF HER. THANK YOU. HER PICTURES ARE DISPLAYED BELOW...
What is her name? Have you reported her to security agencies and vigilante?
PoliticsRe: Imo Security Force Launched (state Police?) by touchmehard: 3:43pm On Dec 12, 2012
When and how was the recruitment done?
PoliticsRe: Imo Security Force Launched (state Police?) by touchmehard: 3:34pm On Dec 12, 2012
Is this not the STATE POLICE we are talking about?
What gutts!
RomanceRe: Are You Enjoying Your Present Relationship Or Managing It? by touchmehard: 3:31pm On Dec 12, 2012
bodefakorede: guys,expecially ladies,ds questions goes to you,CAN U GIVE UP UR EX TO D POLICE IF HE IS DECLARED WANTED:i nid advice
I think u should open a fresh thread for that. The current thread should not be diverted/ derailed
CrimeLovePeddlers And Their Male Clients Arraigned In Lagos Court by touchmehard(op): 4:37pm On Dec 11, 2012
Five prostitutes, alongside four of their male patronisers were recently arrested by the Police in Lagos state.

Following their arrest, the nine accused persons were arrainged before an Ojokoro Magistrate Court on a four-count charge of prostitution, unlawful gathering, breach of peace and loitering.

However when the charges were read to the defendants, Emeka Chukwuma, 28; Paul Okon, 26; Fabian Sunday, 26; Shedrach John, 30 and Angel David, 27, Destiny Moses, 30; Chinyere Mbadiwe, 27; Gift Okon, 29, and Edith David, 27, they all pleaded not guilty to the four-count charge.

Thus, the juror in charge, Magistrate K.O. Ogundare granted each of them bail in the sum of N100, 000 and a surety of same amount.
Narrating to the court on how they were nabbed, the Police prosecutor, Inspector. Clara Olagbaiye, said the prostitutes and their men committed the offences on Nov. 4, 2012 at Wisdom Bar Hotel, Ikotun/Igando Rd. at 8.30p.m.
According to her, “the nine of them gathered unlawfully and conducted themselves in a manner likely to cause breach of peace.”

The Police woman said they caught the commercial sex workers otherwise known as prostitutes loitering and soliciting for sex with some men believed to be their customers.
After listening to both the prosecutor and the defendants, Magistrate Ogundare adjourned the case till Jan. 11, 2013 for further hearing.

http://dailypost.com.ng
PoliticsOkonjo-iweala's Mother's Kidnappers Demand $1 Billion Ransom by touchmehard(op): 4:19pm On Dec 10, 2012
News from NigeriaNewsDesk has it that Okonjo-Iweala's mother's kidnappers have demanded $1 billion ransom
RomanceRe: Mention One Good Thing Your Ex Did For You by touchmehard: 3:44pm On Dec 10, 2012
My ex gave me nice gifts

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