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Why is she struggling to look beautiful?And why is she showing us the things that should be for 2Baba's view only? Na wa oh! |
Whenever God wants the world to end shouldn't be our headache. Our concern should be to make heaven and not hell |
I just like the fact that they were decent and polite in the whole thing, unlike the Police. |
Demdem: Foolish and incompetent SSS.I never knew you were this daft. If you could at least google the duties of the SSS, you would have at least known that they were doing their job. As for the marked notes, what is EFCC doing? |
A Short story By Lacomtessnoire I could hear my parents whispering to themselves agitatedly as they snuck glances at me. I ignored them. They always spoke about me. Always whispered. Then they pasted fake smiles on their faces like that could fool me. They thought I was too young to see through their smiles. They didn’t trust me. They never had. Not since the first time I told them about my best friend. Penelope. I remember watching the Carrie movie but my mother had heard the screams from the telly and rushed to put it off, scolding me as she did so. I was too young to watch scary movies. My mother was not impressed when I told her such movies didn’t scare me. They were like comedies. She had looked at me a little worried, maybe scared when I had chuckled to myself as I watched the movie ‘Joshua’. Granted, he was a sociopath but he didn’t want anyone to love him. Why did they? I nudged Penelope’s shoulder as we peered at my parents through the sliding doors. We were in the garden and they were still whispering away to themselves in the living room. ‘Can you hear what they’re saying?’ I asked. Penelope replied, ‘they want to take you to the doctor again.’ I sighed. My parents had been taking me to see doctors ever since my first pet ran away. Then my second. Then my third. It wasn’t my fault they ran away. I had loved them. I had mourned them. But my parents said I was doing something to them. Why would I? ‘Who’s this one now?’ I asked tiredly. Penelope scuttled inside the house then came back, ‘I heard your mum say Dr Whittaker?’ Who was that? Not like it mattered. I was going to be prodded and poked again. I sighed and leaned my head on Penelope’s shoulder. ‘Please don’t leave me to go through this on my own,’ I mumbled into her shoulder. She stroked my hair and said softly, ‘I will never leave you. Not even if I have to sneak into the hospital with you.’ We giggled at this. The next week, I was walking in between my parents to the doctor’s office. My hands clasped tightly in theirs. When we got there, I realised it looked more like a church. ‘Why are we here, mummy?’ I looked confused at my mother. Then my father. They ignored me at first but I asked again, my voice louder. ‘Why are we here? We aren’t even Christians. Why are we here?’ My mother stopped walking abruptly and knelt on one knee so she could be on the same level with me, ‘Baby, we spoke about this before. We need to see this doctor’ ‘No!’ I bit back sharply, ‘You need to see a doctor! I’ve seen loads. I’m not ill. You just don’t love me anymore. I want Penelope!’ My father knelt quickly and dragged me for a quick hug. ‘You’re not ill, darling. Of course not. We just need to see him real quick to prove to those pesky therapists that you’re okay.’ Therapists? Prove? They weren’t making any sense. Before I could say anything, I was practically bustled into the church and up the stairs to an office in the corner. I saw a priest walk out…a priest! ‘Daddy, that’s not a doctor!’ I said almost inaudibly. I didn’t realise I had walked backwards till my back hit the wall. The man said softly. Gently. ‘Calm down, Sarah. We just want to have a little chat. Alone. Your parents don’t have to be here.’ I looked at them frightened. I was begging them silently not to leave me. Please, don’t. They rubbed my shoulders soothingly. My mother pressed a kiss to my forehead. Then they left. I was blank for a second. Maybe two. Then I ran to the window and pressed my face to the window as I saw them drive away. They were leaving me here! They promised to stay with me! I turned back gasping loudly as the priest raised a hand. I had no idea if he was trying to calm me down. I didn’t care. I wanted Penelope. ‘Calm down, Sarah. Please. Calm down.’ It seemed like his voice was coming from another room. I couldn’t breathe. I couldn’t see. Then I felt a sharp pain in my neck and darkness swiftly followed. I woke up groggily, forgetting for a second where I was. I blinked twice trying to get my bearings. It was dimly lit, the setting sun throwing little flickers round the room. Then I spotted the priest on the floor and gasped. He was dead! I took a deep breath and suddenly my nostrils were clogged with the smell of something metallic. I screamed out loud. Then I jumped as I felt someone touch my shoulder. ‘Told you I’d never leave you.’ It was Penelope. I grabbed her in a tight hug as I sobbed and blubbered on her white dress. ‘Don’t ever leave me again! This priest! He injected me and now he’s dead! What if I had been killed too?’ ‘You can never be killed. I will always protect you.’ Penelope whispered fiercely in my ear. ‘Come on, let’s go home.’ ‘What will mummy and daddy say? They’ll be so upset. And they left me here! I still can’t believe it. And the priest, what shall we do with…’ ‘Don’t worry, I’ve called the police. They’re on their way. We should go now or they’ll think you did something.’ She said as she dragged me out of the room. Me? But what could I have done? I am just a kid. I didn’t say anything however as I walked hand in hand with my best friend out of the church. Happy that we were together again. For now, that was all that mattered. *** ‘Mummy, why is that girl talking to herself?’ Little Samuel asked. Erica pulled her son close and blocked his face from the little girl with the curiously red hands who had just emerged from the church. She was walking like she was holding hands with somebody and talking and laughing to herself. ‘Nothing baby, let’s hurry home now.’ She pulled him even closer and walked briskly in the opposite direction. http://www.bellanaija.com/2012/12/18/bn-prose-my-best-friend-penelope/ |
tunapawizzy: and how will this bring back YAKOWA and AZAZI?Hmmm, is this the new version of how does this affect the price of garrri? |
I believe that organisation just wants to be noticed. Of all news media to report their statement, it is Sahara reporters. That should tell us how "credible" the are. |
For me, I think it's too early for us to be dabbling into 2015 presidential politics. Let us focus on how to help the present administration to concentrate and do something that would impact positively on the lives of Nigerians. Be that as it may, a female Vice President come 2015 won't be a bad idea. Someone like Dora Akunyili, or any of these State Commissioners for Women affairs and social development who are really doing well in their states. |
Yesterday 18th Dec, I used my GTB ATM card to withdraw from Mainstreet Bank ATM, and I was charged N100. Stuupid GTB even had the guts to send me 2 SMS alerts. One for the money I withdrew, another for the stuupid N100 charge. Thieves! |
Lordave: Joke of the century... I rather bank with Wema bank.My guy chop knuckle! I need to buy you a drink. Today na Friday, how we go run things nah? |
Maybe I should wed in a SHIP on top Atlantic ocean |
Afterall, Omotala wedded in an airoplane in motion, By the way, see as them take decorate the truck ma sef! LMAO |
mafiacent: https://cdn.prisonerofclass.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Tiwa-Savage-Folarin.jpg?d9c344I don't understand the bolded part. What was Don Jazzy doing? Can someone pls educate me |
mrrock: The death of that woman may just bring the change we all clamour for.I bind you! Your prayer definitely did not work as she has been freed! Oloshi, mugu, Anu ofia, Dan buru uba |
eric1960: Good news. But I have one question...would our government have been this diligent if it had been an akara seller's mother? Just askingYes they would. True Democracy beliefs in equality of all citizens. |
This is getting interesting. According to Channels news online, her release was confirmed by the King’s spokesman Chief Oko, who confirmed to their Delta state correspondent via a phone conversation. However, details about the release are yet to be revealed by her family members and the Nigerian Police Force. |
lacasa: OmooAbeg no go join kidnappers o. It doesn't pay at last please my brother. Quick cash leads to quick death |
Chinom: Until i read in The Guardian or Vanguard, i no fit comment.This should be what you are looking for: Professor Kamene Okonjo, the mother of Minister of Finance, Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, who was abducted last Sunday from her home, has been freed.http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/12/okonjo-iwealas-mum-freed/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter Say "thank you" to me ![]() |
Instead of the boy to face his studies and focus on passing his exams, he is already sabotaging government facilities. Same people that will still complain of low power supply, they are stiill the same people sabotaging the little that has been provided. |
Jarus: If you don't know my history, search for my Nairaland posts January - June 2009, and see I advocated that Soludo should continue, because I felt I didn't have problem with Soludo and was afraid we may not get another person of Soludo's ebullience, until Sanusi came into the fray.Okay. This shows you are not biased. I was only wondering |
Crush Lamido Sanusi before he further destroys the Nigerian economy – NLC President As the Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi thinks that about half of the civil service should be fired in order to rescue the nation’s economy, some Nigerians indeed believe that the firing should start with him. It is against this background that the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) has called on the Federal Government to sack the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, for advising the Federal Government to sack half of its work force to maintain a sustainable economy even as the Trade Union Congress of Nigeria (TUC) has also said Sanusi lacked the capacity to call for the action. In a reaction to Sanusi’s call, the NLC president in a statement said: “It is obvious Sanusi was never qualified for the office of CBN governor in the first instance, and he must be asked to leave the office as he has shown more than enough incompetence and contempt for the Nigerian people… Since assumption of office as the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, all Sanusi’s major pronouncements have been either directly anti people or ruinous to the Nigerian economy.” The solution? “We see in Sanusi an agent of death that must be defeated and crushed before he further destroys the Nigerian economy,” the NLC president suggests. And the worrisome thing is that most Nigerian public officers lack shame. They have not cultivated the habit of throwing in the towel hen their people have lost faith in them. So, Mr Sanusi, apparently most Nigerians do not believe in your ability to rescue the economy of the country, perhaps you want to introduce the N5000 note next year before you exit. http://www.informationnigeria.org/2012/11/crush-lamido-sanusi-before-he-further-destroys-the-nigerian-economy-nlc-president.html |
Tambuwal Signs Warrant Of Arrest For Sanusi, Yakubu, 14 Others Following the adoption of a motion moved by chairman, House Committee on Finance, Hon. Abdulmumin Jibrin (PDP, Kano), on matters of urgent public importance, informing the House of failure of revenue collecting agencies to honour their several invitations and provide details of their Internally Generated Revenues (IGR) as part of the 2013 budget revenue frame work, the speaker of the Huse of Representatives, Aminu Waziri Tambuwal, yesterday, signed a warrant of arrest on heads of the affected agencies. Tambuwal then directed Jibrin to write to him and list the erring agencies. A copy of the arrest warrant signed by the Speaker indicated that CBN governor Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, NNPC Group Managing Director Engr. Andrew Yakubu are among those listed. To face arrest also include heads of AMCON, FCT, FAAN, Pension Commission of Nigeria, NIMASA, NPA, among others. Meanwhile, the force police spokesman has said it has not received any warrant from the National Assembly for the arrest of anybody. It would be recalled that heads of the government agencies in charge of revenue collection had been invited to appear before the House Committee on Finance over the non-remittance of N1.3 trillion revenue to government coffers with most of them failing to appear at the meeting. http://www.informationnigeria.org/2012/12/tambuwal-signs-warrant-of-arrest-for-sanusi-yakubu-14-others.html |
Jarus: I'm a fan of both.Jarus, i thought you would have defended SLS with all your power and might. Or did you do so with your other moniker? |
I quite agree with the people whose opinion is that sometimes it is LONG LEG/ WHO YOU KNOW that gets jobs for people. However, Long leg/ Who You know can get a job for you, but they won't be there to help you do the job. They won't be there to help you get promoted. It will then behoove you to prove yourself and retain the job. |
The experts agree: anyone can take a course in C++, but it’s not going to land you the job. The most in-demand jobs for the new year might be rooted in the booming computer industry, but it’s not only technical and programming chops that prospective hires should be showcasing. “The most sought-after skill-sets for recruiters are becoming less and less about proficiency in specific processes and coding languages,” says Rich Milgram, CEO of career network Beyond, “And more about how you think systems through and work within the context of the team. Learning a technology is the easy part. Having the mindset to apply it, having the mindset and logic to process it, being thorough and detail-oriented while doing so, these are the critical skills.” Here, the 10 most critical job skills to parlay in your job search for 2013: No. 1 Critical Thinking (found in 9 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs) Using logic and reasoning to identify the strengths and weaknesses of alternative solutions, conclusions or approaches to problems. No. 2 Complex Problem Solving (found in 9 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs) Identifying complex problems and reviewing related information to develop and evaluate options and implement solutions. No. 3 Judgment and Decision-Making (found in 9 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs) Considering the relative costs and benefits of potential actions to choose the most appropriate ones. No. 4 Active Listening (found in 9 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs) Giving full attention to what other people are saying, taking time to understand the points being made, asking questions as appropriate and not interrupting. No. 5 Computers and Electronics (found in 8 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs) Knowledge of circuit boards, processors, electronic equipment and computer hardware including applications and programs. No. 6 Mathematics (found in 6 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs) Knowledge of arithmetic, algebra, geometry, calculus, statistics and their application. No. 7 Operations and Systems Analysis (found in 5 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs) Determining how a system or operation should work and how changes in conditions, operations and environments will affect outcomes. Understanding the needs and product requirements of a particular design. No. 8 Monitoring (found in 5 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs) Monitoring and assessing performance of yourself, other individuals or organizations to make improvement or take corrective action. No. 9 Programming (found in 3 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs) Writing computer programming for various purposes. No. 10 Sales and Marketing (found in 2 out of the 10 most in-demand jobs) Knowledge of principles and methods for showing, promoting and selling products or services. Includes marketing strategy and tactics, product demonstration, sales techniques and sales control systems. http://www.forbes.com/sites/meghancasserly/2012/12/10/the-10-skills-that-will-get-you-a-job-in-2013/ |
promisador: Dear readers,What is her name? Have you reported her to security agencies and vigilante? |
When and how was the recruitment done? |
Is this not the STATE POLICE we are talking about? What gutts! |
bodefakorede: guys,expecially ladies,ds questions goes to you,CAN U GIVE UP UR EX TO D POLICE IF HE IS DECLARED WANTED:i nid adviceI think u should open a fresh thread for that. The current thread should not be diverted/ derailed |
Five prostitutes, alongside four of their male patronisers were recently arrested by the Police in Lagos state. Following their arrest, the nine accused persons were arrainged before an Ojokoro Magistrate Court on a four-count charge of prostitution, unlawful gathering, breach of peace and loitering. However when the charges were read to the defendants, Emeka Chukwuma, 28; Paul Okon, 26; Fabian Sunday, 26; Shedrach John, 30 and Angel David, 27, Destiny Moses, 30; Chinyere Mbadiwe, 27; Gift Okon, 29, and Edith David, 27, they all pleaded not guilty to the four-count charge. Thus, the juror in charge, Magistrate K.O. Ogundare granted each of them bail in the sum of N100, 000 and a surety of same amount. Narrating to the court on how they were nabbed, the Police prosecutor, Inspector. Clara Olagbaiye, said the prostitutes and their men committed the offences on Nov. 4, 2012 at Wisdom Bar Hotel, Ikotun/Igando Rd. at 8.30p.m. According to her, “the nine of them gathered unlawfully and conducted themselves in a manner likely to cause breach of peace.” The Police woman said they caught the commercial sex workers otherwise known as prostitutes loitering and soliciting for sex with some men believed to be their customers. After listening to both the prosecutor and the defendants, Magistrate Ogundare adjourned the case till Jan. 11, 2013 for further hearing. http://dailypost.com.ng |
News from NigeriaNewsDesk has it that Okonjo-Iweala's mother's kidnappers have demanded $1 billion ransom |
My ex gave me nice gifts |
Why is she struggling to look beautiful?
