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In case the men from the under world comes into your house, do the following.

1. Robbers typically launch their attacks from the backdoor (normally kitchen doors) because they are usually not fortified. Get good doors for your kitchen. Use crossbars at the back or "burglarproof" behind the doors inside the house. If you have keys to the burglarproof, never leave them inside the lock. Where possible, use a padlock in addition to the keys. The purpose is to make it as difficult as possible for the robbers to enter into the house and to buy you time to call somebody for help.

2. When you hear someone breaking your doors, unless you are absolutely sure your actions will prevent entry into the house, don't try to be a hero by pushing back behind the doors (they may shoot at you through the doors), or putting heavy items like freezers or furniture behind it (they get more angry and when they are able to finally enter they are more likely to be violent).

3. If you sleep without clothes or with minimal clothing, dress up as soon as you hear them. For the women especially, don't stay in your nighties or wrappers, wear trousers and an ugly top.

4. If you call someone on the phone for help, keep the phone far from you as you don't want it to be known that you've done so.

5. Look for your main power switch and plunge the building into darkness (it disorients them and may cause them to run away).

6. If you have a gun, registered or not, use it but only if you're sure you will do damage. This isn't the time for warning shots! Killing an intruder on your premises in defence of yourself and property is a legitimate legal defence. Same goes for the use of any other weapon e.g. knives.

7. When the robbers manage to enter give them whatever they want. Don't hide anything. Don't try to be a hero or to negotiate with them.

8. Don't look at them directly (or don't let them see you doing so). If you know any of them don't show any signs of recognition and don't mention the person's name. However memorise whatever features you can to help with identification and investigation.

9. When they finally leave your house do not chase after them..

10. Be your neighbour's keeper and if you hear any breaks in at their house, call the police for assistance.

11. When robbers enter your compound, do not put on any light in your room. Put on the outside lights but keep the inside lights totally off so that the robbers do not see you.

Someone may need this @ lalasticlala mynd44

hahahha that guy dey shine your wife to be congo from 7pm to 2am and u dey one side dey dream

lalasticlala and mynd44 should come to this matter

Illegality and biafrans are like the picture below.

Nnamdi Kanu and brain washing are like the pics below.

Biafra Republic and expired drugs are like the pics below.

I wonder how that Republic will be like, okay it will be like Evans and Nnamdi Kanu.

For your info 9ja deltans prefer to stay with Fulani herdsmen than to follow Nk and fraud.

ipob drug youth in dubai

State the exact reason you wouldn't get mad when your partner cheats on you in your relationship. honest answers please.

jhudit:
I really don't know the spelling,
Thanks for the wishes all the same...



In other words you pay people to stay in relationships or have sex with you? Hope you also know what people who do that are called?

You're highly mouthed my sister

Here's what a lady posted on Facebook about her fellow ladies.

But where does Buhari parents leave?

pocohantas:
What she said is actually the truth...
Some guys already have this mentality that every lady plays hard to get,it makes them keep trying to be persistent.

Not every lady likes that persistence. I don't.

Rich boiz don't behave like that, because they lack time. but for broke boiz, they will keep disturbing your life till you say yess.

MzJin:
I smell jealousy

hahahhaa biko that boy should stop jealousy ohh

This young lady blasted her toasters with the post below, and trust 9ja boys who are not smiling.

put evans name for that list now

Buhari is evil!!!!!!!

Skoolofhardknoc:
Sorry am not a He but a she. Thanks

okay baby.... how are you.

Good day my fellow NL, I thought this online tribal hate was just child's play. but I was surprised that a schooled girl like Lola can tell me she likes me so well and that she wished I was from her tribe, that it's impossible for her to marry me... that over her dead body. but why the tribal hate na? aren't we one 9ja?. na wa.

LegalBaby:
[color=deeppink]Yes.some of us actually care about making our own money[/color]

How I wish Chioma that my friend asked out could think like you. Because she told him to him to his face that she can't date him because she doesn't associate with poverty, and that she isn't discriminating ohhh, but she just can't stand broke men. na so my guy take carry himself comote with shame oh.

Please I need to ask this ohh, because these days, ladies don't want to communicate with you or have anything to do with you once you're not boxed up, no car, no good phone.
The other day on NL a guy bought his GF that they dated 4yrs a brand new car, hmmmm is they hope for the poor men?

MaestroZeus:
please I need 10k for d collection of ma ND result u can do a broda good by jst giving me small out of ur millions...3025888573 Skye Bank Ajibose Timilehin...God bless u

I just transferred 100k to your account

Ndukings92:
gbam! unless u act fast and impregnate her before she tear eye.just my opinion based on experience

My guy!!!!!! Na your pikin u wan born con suffer na, I almost did it, buh I thank God say my eye clear. buh who fine gurl epp?

9jakohai:
See what I am saying?

A crime has been committed, and all you children can do is make fun of other people's tribe.

Just because this is Nairaland, and no one knows your real name , don't think you can be sitting down and propagating hate.

All of you....please change your mind. Well well.

I am following you now to join in the campaign against tribal hates on social media.

Skoolofhardknoc:
@ Town crier 007 not all clean girls belongs to rich guys do. Like seriously

You think so bros??
I bet you if there's a clean babe with a poor guy, give her time, the pressure will make her move to a rich dude.

Is they an implication when you do not show a girl you're dating how much you are worth especially as a rich dude, let's say you are worth up to N100m and you disguise to her that you got just 50k in your account. Because success they say attracts it's like, so can one still find a beautiful and successful woman when he doesn't reveal how much he's worth.? Will they even give you a chance, because I've observed that most beautiful and clean girls belongs to the rich guys.

lofty900:
I saw the picture on twitter yesterday. So terrible what innocent children are suffering. If you watch the video of what went down in maiduguri last night you'll know bokoharam is far from defeated. See bullets flying in the night like rocket

bros I beg share the video make I see

Afonjas are not smart..... simple reason they get caught

Osibanjo is the man... make bubu die abeg, God answer my prayer

ohhhhh 9ja

I tire for Nigeria

A Father's Letter To His
son, Warning him against slay Mamas, slay queens.

Dear Son,

With love in my heart as a father to a child, I have to warn you about certain ladies now called slay queens, way back we call them club girls, but it seems they went worse from being only club girls to Ashewo. The word Ashewo became too rampant and so they decided to polish it into RUNS girls, runs girls later became too offensive for them, they decided to upgrade into being called Aristos/call girls/prostitutes and Okpo
My son do not be confused with the change of names,because they settled down for the name SLAY QUEENS AND SLAY MAMAS these days.
My son they've destroyed so many lives, from Adam, Samson, to Abacha, today they're destroying the lives of young boys causing them to become yahoo boys (internet fraudsters) and even some robbing to please them. My son these slay queens are everywhere, on Facebook, instagram, twitter etc. Some of them have upgraded to being slay choristers and slay ushers in churches today slaying the lives of youths, fathers and even some self acclaimed pastors. My son please run very far from them, don't go near their DM, don't even like their pictures or comments, just let them be. Remember that in the nearest future they will re brand their names into something nicer. Beware from Slay Queens. Past this to your unborn children.
Yours sincerely,
Your Dad.

Please who can answer the riddle?
What is the thing that boys do daily and girls once in her life time ?

mikeweezy:
hmm

yes o, a real life experience.

FUNNY PRAYER Dear God, Give me the nature of JIM IYKE never to allow intimidation, a heart like ramsey's to love my woman but please a wife like Omotola, not like Funke Akindele who'll beat me up and throw me out, a mother-in-law like Ngozi ezeonu and not Patience Ozokwo biko chineke, a father-in-law like Pete Edochie and not Chinwetalu Agu that will swear for me. A tolerant heart like Kenneth Okonkwo's, please God, do not give me a maid as Curvy as Mercy JOHNSON oluwa i beg you. please if i have Tonto Dike among my children, please may my wife abort her before i meet her, give me the Wealth of Olu jacobs because i have never seen him poor. I need neighbours like Mr ibu and Charles inojie so laughter wont depart from me, I need smart male children like Chinedu IKEDIEZE and OSITA iheme but with height, give me wisdom like Nkem Owoh, and oluwa i beg you to pls crown it all with a long life like that very old man that told the story of IGODO. Amen...