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Politics / Re: Japa: We Should All Stay Back, Fight For Nigeria – General Christopher Musa by toxtimmy: 2:26am On Dec 26, 2023
Wetin concern army and civilians that have committed no crime against the country?...according to this evil man civilians should stay behind and fight Boko Haram while they call civilians bloody civilians.

This man don chop belly full so instead of messing or farting from his ass he is now farting from his stinky mouth.


Bobloco:


https://dailypost.ng/2023/12/25/japa-we-should-all-stay-back-fight-for-nigeria-defence-chief/

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Senior IRGC Official Said Killed In Alleged Israeli Strike In Damascus(photos) by toxtimmy: 7:36pm On Dec 25, 2023
The funny thing the chances of you rotting in hell is higher than this man....

As far as isreal is concerned you are a monkey.... The see you as someone that can't tell the difference between oyinbo man shit and beans, as far as isreal is concerned it's better to serve you dog pooh than beans

I'll buy you a ticket to isreal and you tell your fellow knuckle heads how they welcomed you there


seunlayi:
He should rot in Hell.

With this gbas gbos' gbas' gbos' Hamas already collected from IDF, future terrorist will be executed by Palestine people themselves before the territorist will carry out any mission against Israel angry grin grin angry angry
Politics / Re: Wike Gifts A Little Boy A Bundle Of Naira Notes In Port Harcourt (Video) by toxtimmy: 1:26pm On Dec 25, 2023
If you like make wike hammer your ass or you hammer his ass he still no go make you and your kind Conor for poverty.

Woke when never work or run a business but living of governors salary is dashing money....whose money is he dashing out?...I've come to realise people get what dey deserve, Nigerians today deserve what they are getting today as it's the fruit of their labour.

Righthussle:


E pain you say we love Wike. Sorry oo. No go commit suicide oo.
Politics / Re: Wike Gifts A Little Boy A Bundle Of Naira Notes In Port Harcourt (Video) by toxtimmy: 12:35pm On Dec 25, 2023
Mumu.... No wonder you and your kind live in misery while your politicians live like poep and king.

Righthussle:
That's why we love him in Rivers State.

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Travel / Re: Beautiful Christmas Decoration In New York by toxtimmy: 10:17am On Dec 25, 2023
Una even know wetin xmas be?

What's next, happy slave day or slave master day?

Meddymeddy:
Its season of Christmas and everywhere is been decorated.

Here are some beautiful decoration in new York city

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Family / Re: We Are Expecting A Baby But My Wife Wants Me To Buy Christmas Rice For Her Mom by toxtimmy: 7:49am On Dec 24, 2023
Wring...it is his money and whatever plans he has for hims of and wife and child is his choice.

Step back for a second and look at yourself, telling a stranger how to spend his money for his in-laws.

Beggars mentality.... That's why una politicians they bang una yansh left right center... I mean why don't you start by going to your local government council and ask how Dem spend the budget this month?

We ignore government looting your money and government officials spending billions every month on toto matters but a man that is focused on doing the best to s cure his family is looked upon as a wicked man.

All the mega pastors with private jet how many people have they bought rice for within their own congregation?



Offpointng:


But OP you did not try, you have a whooping sum of 1.7m I see no reason why you shouldn't allow ur mother in law have atleast 1m outta the money. and since the budget for the baby is 400k, you'd be left with 300k. Man you'll still have alot at ur disposal
Family / Re: We Are Expecting A Baby But My Wife Wants Me To Buy Christmas Rice For Her Mom by toxtimmy: 7:41am On Dec 24, 2023
So he must buy rice for his family for him to live in peace and love.

Question, if him but rice for the motherless baby home instead of his inlaw or family, does that make him a bad person?

ikeno:
Oga, show love by buying a big of rice and share to both families it will not prevent you from getting things you will need for your baby. Beside, she will be the one to come and do umugwo for you baby
Family / Re: We Are Expecting A Baby But My Wife Wants Me To Buy Christmas Rice For Her Mom by toxtimmy: 7:39am On Dec 24, 2023
Never call anybody stingy.... Only evil people or lazy people call others stingy.

Now go and sin no more.

LikeAking:
Stingy man!

If she is the type of woman wey they try, buy for her. But I’d she is the sturborn type dont buy anything for her.
Career / Re: Oyo: Police Dismiss Constables Who Demanded Money From Dutch Rider by toxtimmy: 7:50pm On Dec 21, 2023
We are still slaves from to white...sorry I had to break this news to you.

nazicartel:
Nonsense. Why will they be dismissed?.... The ones that have killed people and termed it accidental discharge, not all have been dismissed. The Apo 6 that happened years ago, nothing happened.... Nonsense people. They should call them back , they didn't kill anyone. The bambiala wasn't an aggressive one... So, why then will they dismiss them...
By the way we as Nigerians have been complaining about how these police guys extort drivers. But nothing much, just because they're Nigerians. But e reach Oyibo turn and they sacked them
Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by toxtimmy: 2:51pm On Dec 18, 2023
Ask you mama to self-service am for you... I go send you ororo for free.... Make you cum on your mama left ear and put one drop in a left nose.

Since you dey look for hammernon the internet and you never get an all these years... Why you no take a mechanic spanner, put engine oil on it and stick up your arse.... I promise you or will solve your problem

delishpot:


Come give me a hand job. Since you seem to have a crush on me grin grin.
Celebrities / Re: My Ex-Wife Made Me Lose All My Properties - Emeka Ike (Video) by toxtimmy: 2:39pm On Dec 18, 2023
He is blaming his wife and every thing but himself.

abhosts:
Do Nigerian Courts settle divorces in favour of women? Or was he living abroad?
Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by toxtimmy: 2:37pm On Dec 18, 2023
My advise to you is to go get Vaseline and self-service yourself to sleep.

If no Vaseline you can use some vegetable oil to grease and self-service yourself.

delishpot:


Awwwww. You are sad cos it hurts? Here, here! Take this teddy and show me where it hurts
Foreign Affairs / Re: The U.S. Navy Has Taken Back Control Of The Israel-affiliated Tanker Hijacked! by toxtimmy: 1:12pm On Dec 18, 2023
Glad to have helped you out find out why you look like your village goat.


nullboss:
unfettered rambling of a senile slow poke. You said a lot only to end up saying nothing. You can go back to the pit you were belched from. And desist from international matters on cyber space. BTW been senile and demented at this age, gets you a free suicide kit.
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Announces New Album "God's Time Is The Best" by toxtimmy: 8:11am On Dec 18, 2023
Do you even know what you have signed up for?.... Go look in the mirror and explain what you see to yourself

Urheadmaster:
Mobbad may have signed up for what he got tongue
Family / Re: Dad’s Return To Nigeria Homeless After 30 Years In UK, US Sad – Son by toxtimmy: 3:35pm On Dec 17, 2023
Lol...isolation...small mind small way of thinking... Enjoy your day and live your life like there is no tomorrow... Respect other people's life and yours will be great else suffer go follow you everytlwhere you go.

Franzinni:
I see your point , you sure sound smart in isolation....Oh well
Family / Re: Dad’s Return To Nigeria Homeless After 30 Years In UK, US Sad – Son by toxtimmy: 12:49pm On Dec 17, 2023
How will their notice help your live in any way shape or form?...

Secondly, is there anything you can do today that will make a difference in someone else's life?... I.e. go to your neighbours house and sy good at ernoon and ask them everything ok?...

Let me know if you think it's a bad idea.

Franzinni:
well ... I understand your point of view and I must say you are right , my opinions on the matter are just that, opinions, you have made no effort to negate my observations though and that puts you in a similar position as me .... Opinions. Now let's ask ourselves why? What is the motive for thier disclosure of events in thier life? I have my opinions on that as well but I'll rather keep it in line with yours.
Family / Re: Dad’s Return To Nigeria Homeless After 30 Years In UK, US Sad – Son by toxtimmy: 9:30am On Dec 17, 2023
You people like to boil the ocean....why?...why do something that's impossible?... Why always look for bad in everything?... Not everything will or is supposed to make sense for you, what you don't understand and will make no difference in your life, just ignore and move on.

Example... Your salary and stuff is not enough to pay your rent, so where did you get money to buy data on your phone for the internet?...now I think you be their and they steal money from somewhere to be able to afford data... Or are you a ritualist?.

Not everything you go out your nose I ti unless you have facts that will make a difference in your life or others life.... For now explain how you get money to buy data on your phone to come on the internet even though you are in the negative every month after getting your salary?

Franzinni:
It smells fishy ... Even from the father's accent in the video, I started having my doubts, now the father claimed to be in yaba left and then kirikiri and then under bridge but the sons timeline doesn't reflect or accommodate that possibility... Men let me face my own jare, I wish them well...
Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by toxtimmy: 5:17am On Dec 17, 2023
Let me help you, when you get home, feel free to use your mama for rituals....poor mins you have there.

Poverty don finish you to the extent you see another beat a woman and you get orgasm from it .

zombieHUNTER:


That's how your papa dey disfigure your mama everyday

e pain you die cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Buys ₦1.7Billion House In London by toxtimmy: 10:50pm On Dec 16, 2023
Good for her...
nlparrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlWjcGGri_w?si=er3ANV7J17eb9M03

Renowned Nigerian singer, Tiwa Savage, has marked the end of the year with an exciting milestone – becoming a landlady. She took to her Instagram story to announce the purchase of a new house in London, UK.



The talented singer, who frequently travels between Nigeria, London, and other countries, shared photos of her luxurious new home, showcasing its well-equipped gym, furnished living areas, and a cinema room.
Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by toxtimmy: 10:07pm On Dec 16, 2023
Bleep the shut up... You mama, sister, grandmother, aunties, are Japanese women I guess.

Mad man like you na I'm make the internet dangerous.

delishpot:


Not with naija wives. Most of them have used their marriage to pepper their friends etc on social media. To come out now will make people laugh at them so they rather endure. Plus religion also keep them inside such marriages too.

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Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by toxtimmy: 10:06pm On Dec 16, 2023
She is human being like your mama... And your mama even no dey wash her pkomo... That's why your brain got infected with zombie virus when you were birthed.

What's next, all people that don't look like you want them to look, you will petition. God for creating them and take God to court, right?

What about if them tell you sy the devil you worship if fat?...

The funny thing is if that woman was your boss and she tell you to eat her shit, you will eat it and sy it's delicious.

No wonder your country is a zoo because of people like you.

zombieHUNTER:


U see yourself in that woman... grin grin grin

kpele ooo

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Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by toxtimmy: 9:24pm On Dec 16, 2023
Your mama roto when be like gorilla mouth.

cybergawd:
The wife's big, beer belly is the problem. Too much fufu and liquor

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Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by toxtimmy: 9:22pm On Dec 16, 2023
Your mama nko.... Your papa dey sleep with the goat and native dogs for your street because your mama be like bat.

zombieHUNTER:
see wife


why some men no go cheat

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Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by toxtimmy: 9:17pm On Dec 16, 2023
So her mouth is the problem?... What about his brain and hands?... If h is that tough why he did no get into boxing ring with other men?

Nazgul:
Sometimes the best way to avoid conflict with your spouse from getting out of hand, is to leave the house for a while.

I know some men can be jerks, but women should learn how to control their mouths. Escalating a quarrel to the extent where she was literally nakéd just to prove a point to her husband isn't wise.

The rule of the thumb is never fight anyone whom you know is physically stronger than you. You might end up in the morgue.

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Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by toxtimmy: 9:16pm On Dec 16, 2023
Show us your mama belly... Your mama when no dey baff aednwith her smelly teeth and mouth... if she dey baff and clean her dirty self her poking when be you for get sense.

NwaNimo1:
Sumo wrestling wife...............see belle!

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Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by toxtimmy: 9:15pm On Dec 16, 2023
Battered woman or wife syndrome.

If you put a dog in a cage and beat it every day... When you leave the door open the dog will never run away... Mentally distorted at that stage.



delishpot:
She will still go back to him. I no dey put mouth for this Kain matter again.
Crime / Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by toxtimmy: 9:12pm On Dec 16, 2023
You and devil are brothers.... Infact you are the landlord of hell.... Assuming your mother is alive I would put one gallon of hot pepper inside the place she take bring you out to this world and put fire you on it l, then pour kerosine on it.... While this is good ng I will have a glass of cold beer and show her this post you posted on nairaland.

You and and the woman that pissed you out deserves nothing but misery.

jamesversion:
See as the woman belle be like drum.

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Sports / Re: Rivellino: Osimhen Lacks The Technical Quality To Be Called A Champion. by toxtimmy: 1:24pm On Dec 16, 2023
he has a point.... a champion but yet he cannot even help nigeria qualify for world cup or even nations cup.

Massiveglory:
Abeg who bi rivellino?
I sabi rivaldo
I sabi rivaldo
Who da hell is rivellino ?
Health / Re: Help Me Please, My Toe Nail Is Almost Gone. Graphics by toxtimmy: 11:43am On Dec 16, 2023
Dude, try and google for results.

here is an article from google that will help you.

https://www.healthline.com/health/toenail-falling-off#takeaway

bobonla:
Few weeks ago I had some pains on my both toes after wearing shoes. I thought the pains was because the shoes were tight. But this morning I decided to cut my toe nails clean with blade. In the process of cutting it, a brownish liquid started rushing out from it. I noticed the nail was completely empty inside and almost rotten. Please help what medication can I take, and what is the cause of it?
First puc is the left toe
2nd pic is the right toe. It isn't that painful as of now
Politics / Re: Japa Syndrome: Nigeria’s Political Class Will Face The Consequences Soonest by toxtimmy: 10:01am On Dec 16, 2023
Economics one oh one 101.... The four factors of an economy is labour, capital, land and entrepreneurship.....

Non of this exist in Nigeria for young people to use and excel....

Only thing that thrives in Nigeria is politics... Politics is the brother name for corruption.

AnonPoet:

https://leaders.ng/2023/12/15/japa-syndrome-nigerias-political-class-will-face-the-consequences-soonest/

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