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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off New ₦‎8 Billion Rare Bugatti Centodieci (Photos) by toxtimmy: 3:23am On Apr 02, 2023
Subscribe for Ahmed Musa... Unsubscribe for super Eagles

WriterNig:
👍🏻 Like for Ronaldo, share for Messi
Agriculture / Re: Strange Yam Looking Like A Hand Harvested In Ekiti (Photos) by toxtimmy: 3:19am On Apr 02, 2023
Una dey chop anything dem call bush meat even snake.... Why this yam come become problem I no know...


chiiraq802:
This wan no be yam. This wan na Big Foot 😂

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Romance / Re: Why Are You Obsessed With ‘nyash’, Will It Pay Your Bills?” – South African Lady by toxtimmy: 4:02pm On Apr 01, 2023
Because dem like shit... Nigerians think with their eyes... Wise people think with there eyes and head.

Now go tell the world you figured it out.

emexnaija:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR-E-4PomRY
Career / Re: Github Fires Its Entire India Engineering Team, Over 140 Employees Hit by toxtimmy: 2:25pm On Mar 31, 2023
Anyone that can do the job well and stick around longer...

Deicide:
Well if you are wondering why it's hard to get jobs specifically remote Jobs especially when you are just fresh out of college this is Why.

Most of this engineers laid off would want to jump back into the labour market making it more crowded.

Imagine me with my little or no experience trying to compete with someone that has worked for GitHub, Google, Microsoft, Facebook. If you were a hiring manager, who would you pick?
Food / Re: Which Nigerian Food Would You Confidently Offer A Foreigner? (pics) by toxtimmy: 2:16am On Mar 31, 2023
Chin chin and biscuit bone

mariahAngel:
We all know how food can be somehow strange, right? cheesy
What you might consider delicious as a local, might taste weird to a foreigner.
So, assuming you had a visitor from a foreign country, what Nigerian food(s) would you confidently offer, that you're sure he/she would enjoy? cheesy

For me, without wasting time, I'd start with delicious Boli and fish first and foremost, to get the taste buds rolling.
Something sweet never fails. cheesy
Then, delicious native rice won't be bad.
After that, a couple of other delicious dishes.

What Nigerian food would you offer a foreigner?

Pics by: Mariah_Angel
Music/Radio / Re: Mercy Chinwo Slams ₦2bn Lawsuit On Obidiz For Using Her Name In A Secular Music by toxtimmy: 2:01am On Mar 31, 2023
2 billion grade na of sand she meant...that's like 2 wheel barrows of sand.

Wawelexy:
2billion? grin mercy no wan sing again, she wan join the billionaire cliq, she wanna roll with the likes of Dangote, Femi, and co
Sports / Re: Neymar Loses ₦‎1 Billion In An Hour Gambling On An Online Casino (Photos) by toxtimmy: 9:21pm On Mar 30, 2023
Don't be so gullible... It's a commercial... He probably made $1 million dollars on this commercial for the gambling company.

WriterNig:


Neymar's poor injury luck has carried over to online gambling, as he lost £1m in just one hour of online casino which he streamed on his Twitch channel.

The Paris Saint-Germain star - who earns £3.2m-per-month - has been left to his own devices after he was ruled out for the rest of the season with an ankle injury.

Neymar is not averse to gambling during his spare time - something of which he has plenty of, as he recovers following his surgery.

The 31-year-old pretended to cry as a mock Titanic theme began to play when his realisation set in - music which is often used on social media as a meme for moments of sadness.



Neymar is not averse to gambling during his spare time - something of which he has plenty of, as he recovers following his surgery.

Though he is more known for his love of poker, Neymar often tries his luck in online games on his Twitch platform.

In doing so on this occasion, he threw away a staggering amount of money. Not that the Brazil international seemed to care.

The 31-year-old pretended to cry as a mock Titanic theme began to play when his realisation set in - music which is often used on social media as a meme for moments of sadness.

In a couple of seconds we saw a range of mock emotions as his crying turned into laughter, before he shouted out in anguish - putting his fingers in his mouth.

He then said 'oh f***' with a laugh before joining in with the out of tune flute music - pretending to play the instrument.

One of his fellow players in the background as per Globo Esporte, could be heard saying Neymar 'went from a million to zero in 60 minutes'.

Neymar then joked that he was going to put the video of the moment on YouTube.

Clearly not too upset about losing £900,000, the Brazilian's reaction with rankle with some.

In the UK, government legislation is being introduced to restrict betting companies from appearing as shirt sponsors in the Premier League.

And only this week, British company William Hill have been hit by a record £19.2m fine for 'widespread' failures - including allowing a customer to spend £23,000 in just 20 minutes without any checks.



While many can be left vulnerable to financial difficulties through gambling, it is safe to say Neymar is not in that boat.

French publication L'Equipe earlier this week revealed the top wages among players in Ligue 1.

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Family / Re: Blind Woman With Triplets Receives Online Gifts by toxtimmy: 9:18pm On Mar 30, 2023
Go ask the god when you dey worship why him give her everything most human being want?


SultanOfPuna:
Blind girl wey dey fix eyelashes shocked

How she go see who dey knack her??

Celebrities / Re: Pastor Tobi Gifts Eniola Badmus Hermes Bag Worth Millions by toxtimmy: 2:28pm On Mar 29, 2023
The business is moving ... Very soon Nigerian churches will be listed in stock exchanges for people to trade on... Mega rich industry.

Zonefree:
The poor gets only Bible as gifts from their pastor while the rich and influential gets designer bags and shoes.

The ministry is moving. The dumb gets dumber while the wise gets wiser.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Was Scammed Today At My First Day Of Work by toxtimmy: 11:47am On Mar 29, 2023
Wetin dey inside or outside the meatpie is the question.

Adebisi0070:
are you For real?
Food / Re: Okra Weakens The Spirit by toxtimmy: 11:46am On Mar 29, 2023
Apple or okra... Which one Adam would have preferred?

Ishilove:
Not just okro. Draw soup in general
Celebrities / Re: Police Invade Portable’s Bar To Arrest Him & His Customers (Photos, Video) by toxtimmy: 6:34pm On Mar 28, 2023
Person make complain or petition and boom you are under arrest, without a judges warrant... Even worst at the person's place of business.

You can only arrest somebody when an investigation is done and a crime is unquestionably confirmed.

He asked them what is the crime for his arrest in the video and dem no tell am.... He asked for names and dem no tell am their names... Are they even police in the first place?.. what if they were kidnappers una expect him to just follow them go being kidnapped.

damilola4162:
[url=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oplm3nvu5I]

Operatives of the Nigeria police force have allegedly invaded singer Portable’s bar and have arrested him.

Sharing the video on his Instagram live, the singer was seen making threats to the officers by telling them they’d arrested the wrong person.

The controversial further stated that he is the “child of government” and there is nothing anyone can do to keep him silent or spoil his business.


Talking further, the singer said he works for the ruling All Progressive Congress (APC), therefore no one can arrest him.

Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/police-invade-singer-portables-bar-to-arrest-him-and-his-customersphotos-video/

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Sports / Re: Amuneke Expresses Interest In Super Eagles Coaching Job by toxtimmy: 9:50am On Mar 28, 2023
Lol... Him go coach your village to win village cup.... What else do you want?...

captainamiedi1:
Oga go to a football club and prove your competence. The job is not a free gift.
Politics / Re: I Was Manhandled At Awkuzu SARS - Chude Speaks After Release From Police Cell by toxtimmy: 2:40pm On Mar 25, 2023
Haha... I like that but do you know foolishness and madness was invented in Nigeria?... Do you know a Nigerian invented the machine where you can wear you socks before your shoes?

Oh and least but not the last, do you know Nigeriansiney and invented the ritualist machine where you can kill someone with the hope that money will fall from heaven?



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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea Bissau: AFCON Qualifier (0 - 1) On Friday 24th March 2023 by toxtimmy: 7:50pm On Mar 24, 2023
Lol.... I see an article here yesterday when dem dey sing gospel song .... Them think say God they support a team in football...

Football is a job... Nobody goes to their work and sing gospel song.... Not even sure he Muslims and Jews or monks...etc

Demurray:
Oshinmen why you come dey play off side nah.?

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photos Of Ada La Pinky Stir Reactions by toxtimmy: 7:43pm On Mar 24, 2023
I just came on her face... According to you ashawo is a good business to invest in... So I decided to make her my client, tell her though to learn how to shower instead smelling stinky like today... Hence, just come in her face only.

Edoziesmart:

Kiddo get off my mention

I'm 100% sure you can't troll with my mum face to face with me.
If e sure for you drop location if you dey anywhere around south east make we see in person.

And I'm 100% sure you are below 30.
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photos Of Ada La Pinky Stir Reactions by toxtimmy: 6:48pm On Mar 24, 2023
The people he is referring to na toys when no get family? All you manshawo and ritualist na the same... Use people as commodities to make evil money.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen... How much your mana dey charge for a night by the way?



Edoziesmart:

Wetin bring his family name in the business he said he was running before?

The way some kids in this forum behaves at times surprises me. I wonder if it is lack of home training that is disturbing you people or what🤔

If you don't like the idea that he rent his room out to ashawo people, you skip than calling his family into the matter.

Sports / Re: I’ll Retire From Super Eagles When My Body Says So — Ahmed Musa (Video) by toxtimmy: 5:26pm On Mar 24, 2023
Exactly...

inoki247:
Lol why not when your productivity say so...
Sports / Re: I’ll Retire From Super Eagles When My Body Says So — Ahmed Musa (Video) by toxtimmy: 5:26pm On Mar 24, 2023
Stay humble Musa.... All you need to say is I will retire from super Eagles when there are better players than you to take your spot .. outside that thank you for your service.

Footballisfun:


Source- https://punchng.com/ill-quit-eagles-when-my-body-says-so-ahmed-musa/

Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photos Of Ada La Pinky Stir Reactions by toxtimmy: 5:04pm On Mar 24, 2023
How much to use your mama for a nite?... How about your sisters and aunties all for a familysum?

By the way since you be manshawo, how about I hook up my dog bulus with you?... What's your rate?

Text me on 0830000234

Sebastine1994:
I used to rent out my room in Abuja for ashawo to use. In a day I was making close to 20k. I used to settle gwarrimpa police on patrol.

I made good money, these girls made good money too.

Ashawo na better business, but the sufferhead are those ones hustling in brothel. Before they would make 100k they would have to Bleep 100 gbola

Before they would make 1mill they would service 1000 prick,

That is why I advise girls to go into hookup
Sports / Re: Osimhen And Chukwueze Led Praise And Worship During New Players Initiation by toxtimmy: 10:36pm On Mar 23, 2023
No wonder we no dey go anywhere as a country....instead of strategizing or doing anything but they are singing gospel song... What has got got to do with football?

Osimhen that will win Italian league never one day left a gospel song at Napoli reading room... Or when flying eagles won Olympic gold there was no gospel song in dressing room

If you want worship God do it from your heart, deeds when no one is watching, or find a church or gather your friends or people and do it sincerely and privately etc... I mean there is a moslem person in that team and it's just foolish.


Ndlistic:
Nigeria vs Guinea Bissau: Osimhen and Chukwueze Led Praise and Worship During New Player Initiation


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T67qvHqXNFs

Ahead of Nigeria vs Guinea Bissau super Eagles stars Victor Osimhen and Samuel Chukwueze led praise and worship in the Super Eagles camp during the new players' initiation.

The Nigerian super eagle faces Guinea Bissau tomorrow in the Africa Cup of Nation Qualification.
Politics / Re: Profile Of Sheriff Oborevwori, Delta Governor-Elect by toxtimmy: 1:58pm On Mar 23, 2023
He is a profile general ... And oh by the way he will be the SA or Special Assistant to the Delta State government in Profile Management... Una never see anything yet, more profiles uploading and incoming...

Reelmii:
..this one wey u just dey write profiles up and down....are u a profile manager
Politics / Re: Alex Otti Reacts To His Declaration As Abia State Governor-Elect by toxtimmy: 6:19pm On Mar 22, 2023
Number one sign say he is the old same cloth evil politicians dey wear and he is already blaspheming the bible.

Even Jesus says give to Ceaser what belongs to Ceaser... What has the Lord got to do with politics?



Why
envoymedia:
Alex Otti has reacted to his declaration as winner of the Abia State governorship election, IGBERETV reports.



https://twitter.com/alexottiofr/status/1638578089163735042?t=7Ig3zwb_o03mJpHuq7hXmA&s=19
Family / Re: Divide ₦100,000 Between Your Parents. by toxtimmy: 2:17pm On Mar 22, 2023
Go fire your anus.... You fucken transvestite.

noble2faith:


Lemme know your gender before I fire you.
Food / Re: Bush Meat Killed By My Friend On His Farm by toxtimmy: 1:46am On Mar 22, 2023
Very soon una to dey kill culture for pepper soup.

ify2016:
Giant bush meat killed by my friend on his farm few minutes ago.

Nigeria is truly blessed with good protein.

Really gonna miss the pepper soup.

Family / Re: Divide ₦100,000 Between Your Parents. by toxtimmy: 9:45pm On Mar 21, 2023
Assuming mama is the real mama...give her the whole cash, papa will be eating well for a long time... Both will be happy.

noble2faith:
As for me,
Father ₦60k
Mother ₦40k

What of you?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Forgives $20 Billion Debts Of African Countries - Putin (Photos) by toxtimmy: 11:11am On Mar 21, 2023
This war crime porn movie you dey watch and self-service yourself to .. you suppose don make a swimming pool full of cum

Jokes apart, who did the war crime in Libya the most prosperous country in Africa at that time? I am assuming you are African right?... Never met nd come head, you are just some ne of those Africans that cannot think for themselves but wait for BBC, CNN, foxnews etc to give you directions and tell you what to say or think.

Get lost

Ebije1:
He try fr this one.. He needs to answer for his war crimes.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: International Criminal Court Issues Warrant Of Arrest On Putin for war crimes by toxtimmy: 5:57pm On Mar 17, 2023
Even if Putin goes to the United States, he will not be touched... The wrath of the Russian people will wipe that country that touches Putin.

Now your local council chairmen that is oppressing you that you can't even open your dirty mouth talk na another country president you dey masturbate on.

You no know your priorities at all.

God1000:
Good, Benjamin Netanyahu is next, Putin is a sadist and war criminal

This means Putin cannot travel to any of the 123 countries that recognise the jurisdiction of ICC court including Nigeria


I always laugh anytime I see Africans who have repeatedly blamed the west for instability in many countries now supporting this modern day Adolf Hitler

Isn't that hypocrisy? This will further damage his already battered image.

This senseless war orchestrated by Putin because of his ego and imperial ambition has put the entire world in great danger, let's continue to pray that this will not lead to world war III because all of us will die in a nuclear war.

I don't see how Russia and China can dethrone USA without fighting a war

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Politics / Re: GRV's Wife, Ify Reacts To MC Oluomo's Threat To Voters In Lagos by toxtimmy: 10:30am On Mar 17, 2023
People like you na him make your family dey suffer and every one in this country suffer as well.

You make the devil look like child's play.

blackpanda:
Madam go back to your state if lagos is too hot for u. Cry me a river grin
Computers / Re: Smart Watch That Couldn't Be Repaired In Toronto Gets Fixed In Computer Village by toxtimmy: 5:59pm On Mar 16, 2023
It's not because they can't fix it, it's because they can't warrantee the fix...i.e., if they cant guarantee post fix that water will not enter the watch or a degrade to water resistant feature, they will decline fixing it.

ebukajay184:
Smart Watch That Couldn't Be Repaired In Toronto Gets Fixed In Computer Village, Lagos

An immigration consultant living in Canada has recounted how his Apple smart watch that couldn't be repaired by Apple was fixed in Computer Village, Lagos, Nigeria, IGBERETV reports

Taking to his Twitter handle on 15th March, Tunde Omotoye explained that the Apple Watch developed a fault and he took it to the company in Toronto to repair it but they couldn't fix it.

However, when he sent it to Computer Village for repair, he said it started working.

His tweets read;



https://twitter.com/TundeTASH/status/1636034099264598016?t=-_ln_kp8yYdz3zZiCyZ-Dw&s=19
Health / Re: My Sister, Debbie, Died In LUTH Due To Lack Of Bed Space - Man Cries Out by toxtimmy: 3:41pm On Mar 16, 2023
The black man worst enemy is another black man ..Nigeria is like this because we don't like and hate ourselves, even if we are from the same village.

All governors, president, local government chairmen, senators, reps, government officials all go overseas for headache... But we are all here singing their praises and killing ourselves for them.

What have nigerians done about this non sense?...nothing ..Nada

Moh247:
cry



Rest In Perfect Peace


Perhaps if Samuel Ortom was a Good Governor and Benue economy was booming, Debbie won't be in crowded Lagos


Lagos with not more than 2million indegene caters for 22 million Nigeria with no extra allocation or funding

If the argument is Lagos has seaport,

In just 41 months and with Just $1.75 billion USD Lagos built Ibeju Lekki Deep sea port

Can't any other state access funding of $2billion and build a functional port

New City Development

Downtown Chicago built all infrastructure and skyscrapers in less than 5 years

Dubai UAE, Sharjah and most UAE top city developed in less than 2 decade

China transformations was within 30 years

PS: to the morronns telling me I am insensitive, should we discuss solutions to prevent this as adults or simply say RIP and continue on


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Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Expresses Displeasure After He Was Banned From A Gym In Uk(Video) by toxtimmy: 6:33pm On Mar 15, 2023
Mental illness is real... Don't laugh at the man but tell him politely to call police.

The fact that he came with his travelling bag to gym may indicate some is loose within him...

Hope he gets the help he may need

damilola4162:
[url=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez88HLYIwAs][/url]



Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/3/youre-denying-me-my-human-right-nigerian-man-expresses-displeasure-after-he-was-banned-from-a-gym-in-the-uk-2.html

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