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Romance / Re: I Can't Believe I'm Falling In Love With A Single Mother by toxtimmy: 10:38pm On Dec 15, 2023
I was satisfied with myself a longtime before nairaland... The question is are you satisfied that another has man is satisfied with his life with a woman that has a child or you angry at him being satisfied with his life instead of
doing armed robber or ritualist or thieving police or politicians work?

Nicepoker:
Are you satisfied. grin
Romance / Re: I Can't Believe I'm Falling In Love With A Single Mother by toxtimmy: 8:15pm On Dec 15, 2023
Nigerians and their mentality... If he is happy with her and her child what is your problem?.... The sad part is that lady even with her child has more to offer this world than you.

Let the man do whatever floats his boat.... You wife or mama or girlfriend was not virgin when you when you or your Papa meet them

For all we know you may not even be the child of who you call your father today as your mama might have played away game while with your Papa... If so will you disown the man that brought you up?


Nicepoker:
You find her more attractive even after such a bone cracking and nerve paralysing revelation. You have been jazzed big time.

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Celebrities / Re: "Why I Can’t Date Or Marry Man That Can Cook" – Former GWR Holder Hilda Baci by toxtimmy: 3:17pm On Dec 14, 2023
Is life that miserable....?

Why don't you be the first to say good morning and wish the first stranger you meet a blessed and joyful day irrespective of all the stress of life .

Saying this to you gives me tears of joy 🤣


id4sho:
FTC tongue

OMG, can't believe this. Tears of joy cry cheesy cheesy grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Turkish MP Suffers Heart Attack Right After Cursing Israel ( Video) by toxtimmy: 10:39pm On Dec 12, 2023
Shit up and go back to the zoo.... Do you know have aany Nigerians suffered from heart attack today?.... Do you know how many people suffered from a heart attack in isreal today?... Too many

Honestly, I don't feel sorry for you that you are the chief zoo animal.

Righteousness2:
Make no Mistake!!! This is a Sign from above.
How can you curse Whom GOD has BLESSED!

Nations and people should tread Carefully with the nation of ISRAEL.
ISRAEL is GOD ALMIGHTY Signet on the Earth.

Just like Balaam who was Hired by Balak to Curse ISRAEL . His Donkey Had to talk to Him to make him understand that the assignment he was Hired for was a very Dangerous one.

The Covenant is not a Joke.
The Covenant is a strong covenant.
The Covenant is a life Covenant .

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Sports / Re: CAF African Footballer Of The Year: Nigerias Victor Osimhen Is 2023 Winner by toxtimmy: 9:59pm On Dec 11, 2023
Firstly congrats to them .. lastly it's not Nigeria's night it is their night .. Nigeria has nothing to do with it.. they worked hard to be where they are and Nigeria did not contribute to their success, it's the people they had around them that contributed to their success... And a lot of these people around them were not all Nigerians.



Scein:
It's Nigerian Party at Morocco tonight
Who said Nigeria is not Blessed.
Family / Re: Why Do Rich Men Deceive We Poor Men Like This??? (PICTURES) by toxtimmy: 5:47pm On Dec 10, 2023
He is a smart man as for two years you dey pursue an for 600000k... Two years what have you done for yourself?.... In other words even if he gave you the money you won't pay him back simply because of you mentality.

If you were smart you go ask am how I'm think day you can go get the money somewhere else... Let him give you knowledge instead.

Obavoh:
I have been trying to obtain a loan of ₦600,000 from my wealthy uncle for the past 2 years.

This man has the habit turning me up and down. Come today, come tomorrow is all I hear.

Yesterday morning, I heard he was in the village and my friend and I tracked him down around 6a.m.

We were told he was still in bed. His wife welcomed us in and served us breakfast

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Romance / Re: As A Guy, What Is That One Female Dress That Makes You Go Crazy by toxtimmy: 12:11am On Dec 10, 2023
But if your wife wear am you go divorce her abi or tell her not to wear am.

Buy am for your landlord daughter or boss daughter.. they will thank you.

PornLegend:
Read the topic.
As for me, my own na this type of gown/dress
Oh lord, if my woman wears this thing come enter room with me, I fit promise am anything I swear grin
My brain wee kiss switch off grin cheesy

What about you?
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Vetoes UN Security Council Demand For Humanitarian Ceasefire In Gaza by toxtimmy: 6:48pm On Dec 09, 2023
Haha... I am safer in Ghana where I dey than the USA... There is nothing in America that you don't have at home, the only difference is the people like you when don rotten the country.

Sermwell:

And this idiot is queueing everyday in the US embassy for visa oh!! grin grin

Just dey play cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Vetoes UN Security Council Demand For Humanitarian Ceasefire In Gaza by toxtimmy: 11:06am On Dec 09, 2023
You when no fit open your mouth for inside your house if soldier slap you... Now you come internet dey show your slave mentality... Let me ask you a simple question, between you and Biden dog, who do you think isreal or Biden will give a glass of water to save?...

I guess once a slave, always a slave.

Brendaniel:


You want ceasefire for people that want to kill you, for me If I were Biden I would have been calling for the proscription of Islam till they modify their teachings and prove they can be civil with their religion....

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Food / Re: See The Items I Bought For ₦5,650 (Picture) by toxtimmy: 11:01am On Dec 09, 2023
Tinubu spent 1 million naira a day on food...not just Tinubu all governors etc. spend billions or close to a trillion naira on food and drinks.

Lol

ufuosman:
5k no big again o, 5k wen men they put for pocket take dey manage dem self for a week or 10days self na no dey reach 2/3 days again. Tinubu dey reap us back to back with policy and appointments 😂😂😂😂

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Business / Re: Chinese Company, Shenzhen Lemi To Establish Battery Factory In Nigeria by toxtimmy: 7:59am On Dec 09, 2023
The toxic waste from the battery production go find its way to your drinking water and farmlands, tons of health issues and death to come .. all it takes to kill Nigerians is just another Nigerian.

We are not matured people to get into certain industries.... One, because us no NEPA and light for us to see around us or the future, so we are living or have been living in perpetual darkness.

[aquote author=Norsemann post=127389545]Na battery we go chop?






Useless government
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Crime / Re: Masquerade Spotted Being Punished By Nigerian Army (video) by toxtimmy: 8:19pm On Dec 08, 2023
Your thinking is so so so backward.... The army duty is to defend against foriegn and domestic enemy... Commiting a crime is for the police to handle... What they did to this guy is an assault.... The point is Nigerians like you are zoo animals and is the reason why you you no get NEPA or clean water to drink in your house.

Resetinc:
Unless the masquerade guys committed something penal …. This is an absolute disrespect to the tradition/culture of the military post’s community.. …
…. as disingenuous as the masquerade may have been, filming the punishment is a misconduct by the officer..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Given Royal Welcome As He Arrives UAE & Saudi Arabia In Style (Photos) by toxtimmy: 5:35pm On Dec 07, 2023
Your village as shabby as it is now is better than Ukraine... Youkraine cannot even pay civil servants with USA and it's cohorts giving Ukraine money.... I mean you think say Russia cannot do to Ukraine what ireal is doing ng to Palestine or what Nigeria army did to those people in the north the other day and say to hell with it?.... Russia and Ukraine is like Ikorodu and ojota...literally the same people but in your head Russia is Cameroon and Ukraine is Nigeria.

fineboynl:
Some should remind putin its more than 1year since he attacks Ukraine without success.

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Food / Re: How My Sister Treated Me Like A King With. by toxtimmy: 4:49pm On Dec 06, 2023
self-service yourself toa nap ... What do you want us to do with yourcomment though?

Solofresh2:
So what do you want us to do now?

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Religion / Re: Rhoda Jatau Languishes In Prison After Sharing Video Of Deborah Samuel Killing by toxtimmy: 12:02pm On Dec 06, 2023
You think say Nigeria belongs to you... The north and the southern politicians that sold their soul to the north are the ones that Nigeria belongs to... You are just an illegal immigrant in Nigeria... In short you don't exist as far as they north is concerned.

God1000:
This is completely unacceptable.

What kind of country do we live in, this innocent woman is suffering in prison while the barbarians and monsters that killed Ms Deborah have not been brought to book.

I am very angry right now

I don't know why the Bauchi state government and the federal government of Nigeria are just keeping mute on this ugly issue.
Politics / Re: Tinubu, Shettima To Spend ₦10bn On Trips, Meals As Villa’s Animals Get ₦201M by toxtimmy: 8:54am On Dec 06, 2023
Well said...

fineboynl:
Why do Nigerians complain?

What does blaxk race expect when they sell votes both in primary election and main election.

Election are not cheap and in today Nigeria is for the highest bidder. Some Senetor spend over 300-500m to become senator. President spend over 100-300 billion to become president .

Atiku has wasted over a trillion in all his failed bid to become president.

Black people has the lowest IQ in the whole world just after orangutan.

Nigeria is in mess today because of black race and low IQ. Not just politicians but the generality on the people.

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Politics / Re: FG Seeks ₦‎35 Billion To Revive Ajaokuta Steel Company by toxtimmy: 10:54pm On Dec 05, 2023
I read somewhere it will cost 15billion naira to build house for the VP... Now add the money for the cara dem don but that is enough to get ajaokuta steel plant working.

No priorities this people get...anyway na the same Nigerians when dey suffer go happily throw their mama and papa out if a moving bus to praise and fight for these thieving politicians.

immortalcrown:
If the revival costs ₦35b, how much will build another one from scratch?

No be dat one dey vex me pass. Dem go just repaint the decayed machines, then carry the money chop.

Na every tenure dem dey allocate money for the revival. Even if na Lazarus, e suppose don wake up.
Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by toxtimmy: 10:43pm On Dec 02, 2023
Everything you listed is what your dad has... Can you disown your dad now please?... Thank you

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U grin

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.
Romance / Re: Why Would A Man Reach Out To An Ex Of 10+ Years Out Of The Blue ? by toxtimmy: 3:12pm On Dec 01, 2023
Question is do you know what you want?


It appears you are single after all these years... So figure out what you want and understand the consequences then execute ... But make sure there is STD test done first if what you want involves going under the bed sheet

Ifemelu80:
Hi,

My ex called me yesterday, out of the blue, after 14 years of radio silence.
He was my first love and I thought we were in a relationship for 3 years only to find out I was just his side piece to the side piece.
He broke up with me by blocking me on his phone and social media and that was it.

A mutual friend reached out to me about 2 weeks ago. We had also lost contact for years. We talked about everything but him.
So I was very surprised to get a call from him. He said the mutual friend told him about our reconnection so he also wanted to get in touch. We chatted for 10-15 mn, he asked me about my life and told me to save his contact.

Now, I'm wondering, why would a man call an ex girl friend he didn't really care about, after more than 10 years ? We were never close friends and don't have any common interests, personal or professional circle anymore, so what's the point
Religion / Re: Couple Whose Wedding Was Cancelled Over Pregnancy Weds In Another Church In Aba by toxtimmy: 1:46pm On Nov 29, 2023
Nigerians and poverty and dark mental state of mind.

Jesus himself claimed he came for the sinners to save them...the church in Nigeria kicks sinners out the church for the same sin they commit.

Jesus asked, who have no sin should throw the first stone.... The sad part the church and Christians in Nigeria threw the first stone.

LadyRosa2:
grin

But they ought to have followed the church's rules.
Thats why I love Catholic Church, your wife fit wear gown today, enter labour room tomorrow. cheesy

Although its not encouraged to get pregnant before marriage, but the Catholic Church will still wed you,so as to discourage a " change of plans" that might hurt the pregnant woman and child tomorrow.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Guard To Death During Argument In Lagos by toxtimmy: 9:31am On Nov 29, 2023
Na the same stabbing Nigerian politicians they do Nigerians everyday..... Do you know how many Nigerians die everyday as a direct result of money Nigerian politicians steal every hour?


Answer, enough to for another Nigeria.

SIXTEENTH:
Hmmmm stabbed because of minor and resolved argument which lead to lost of life.
Please people should learned to avoid unnecessary conversations with an illiterate who always stand not to be corrected.

R.I.P Solomon
Travel / Re: Flight Diversion: United Nigeria Pilots Weren’t Familiar With Nigerian Terrain, by toxtimmy: 6:41pm On Nov 28, 2023
Why can't you read before you respond to anything... Show me one pilot study in the world that you will enter his plane of he tells you he is using the GPS on his iPhone or Android phone to fly you from Kano to Zamfara?

Maybe you can fly with your iPhone or Android phone, I'm assuming you are from Vejin in Edo State.

Again read the comment thread and re read your responses and you will figure out where you went off side.





AroundYou:


Why do you love arguing blindly? You are telling a pilot that Gps does not work above 30,000 feet? Are you kidding me?

Airplanes have GPS antennas and the satellites providing the GPS signal is above 300,000 feet's or more, Please stop arguing about what you no nothing about.
Travel / Re: Flight Diversion: United Nigeria Pilots Weren’t Familiar With Nigerian Terrain, by toxtimmy: 5:35pm On Nov 28, 2023
Again, if you no get the question let me ask you again....GPS on your cell phone at 30000 feet na lie.... First and foremost all GPS on cell phones use land, rail and ferry trails.... Not air.


Let's stop providing wrong information on public forum...stop

AroundYou:


There is Gps even above 100,000Feet. GPS signal is different from CellPhone Signal
Travel / Re: Flight Diversion: United Nigeria Pilots Weren’t Familiar With Nigerian Terrain, by toxtimmy: 2:54pm On Nov 28, 2023
You sef no qualify to drive Uber... There is no GPS on your 📱 be at 30000 feet... Please correct me if I am writing ng sir.

Resetinc:
Empty head minister,

Planes are equipped with GPS and pilots input their routes/destination to the gps which draws a line on a map, and they follow that line to their destination. If your plane doesn't have GPS, then a tablet or even your phone can run an app that does about the same thing, at least for visual flight rules….there is also ILS system that picks signals and guides pilots on approach , you don’t have to be a Nigerian to fly an airplane in Nigeria you empty head barrister, We have Control towers that communicate and monitor flight with radio assistance, and onboard inertial reference systems…
What the hell is a fvcking lawyer doing in the aviation ministry?? this country eeh!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: The U.S. Navy Has Taken Back Control Of The Israel-affiliated Tanker Hijacked! by toxtimmy: 11:44pm On Nov 27, 2023
Lol .. I guess in the movie you watch that USA won, they won the war by a fartinand shitting competition and decided whose fart and shit stinks the most won the war... By the way Boko Haram has never lost a war in Nigeria but Nigerian Army claims the have defeated


At this rate, I can sell you the ocean for free...and you will seriously ask me for certificate of ownership and start calling yourself oceanlord...

You better of getting vas line and wanking yourself out than living a slave life.

nullboss:
You are the one, that watches too many movies. You think this is a video game?? What's your definition of winning war? You think it's war start or somn? It's all about interest, protection of interest. And US hardly misses, never.
Foreign Affairs / Re: The U.S. Navy Has Taken Back Control Of The Israel-affiliated Tanker Hijacked! by toxtimmy: 1:43pm On Nov 27, 2023
You watch too many Rambo movie... Name one war the US have won in your life time?

Botragelad:
So it looks like the USS Mason caught up with it before it got to a Yemeni port. and took over it after it was hijacked by Yemeni Houthi rebels earlier today. The thread about the hijack is on fp so this is like a follow up story.

Some arrests were made according to the US Navy. This is why you shouldn't mess about with the US. Look how quick they sorted it out and made the rescue. Good job!
Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Soldier Escapes Death By Miracle by toxtimmy: 10:37pm On Nov 26, 2023
The same god no do miracle for you to get clean drinking water or food to eat.... Even the same god no save the other Israeli soldiers that have perished.

By your logic since the god saved only this Israeli soldier it means the other soldiers are evil and dirty the god skipped past them to save only this soldier.

Or the god in ye same vein loves to kill 5000 Palestinian children like the way the devil loves it kill children.

Miracle your data.. I mean I'm sure your data will magically appear cause of miracle.

Righteousness2:
Wow! What a Miracle !
Countless Miracles I have come across since the war.
The GOD of ISRAEL is doing unbelievable miracles even in this war .

I saw an IDF soldier who was appreciating GOD for a divine orchestration.
According to him, due to the urgency of the call on the first day of the war, they just carried rifles that were not properly checked and prepared.
He brought down about quite a number of terrorists with the gun.
When they were changed and he got home. He decided to check his armour and prepare it. O my for him to discover thst his gun was a dead gun. .
How the gun worked that day , he cannot tell.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Second Israeli-linked Ship Hijacked Off Yemen Coast. by toxtimmy: 10:30pm On Nov 26, 2023
What do you have in common with Israel?... if Israel says sla your mother and father, I'm pretty sure you will do it because Israel said you should.

Is real take this people land by force and stuff.... Thousands of Palestinian young boys and girls are in Israeli prison after been kidnapped by Israel but you are concerned about a ship... I'm sure in your head the ship is made up of eba and egusi soup that's why you are concerned .

nnachukz:
Now no Arab nation will seriously condemn this. None of the crew is Isrealis, meaning it is a terrorist attack on other nations outside Isreal.
At the right time, Isreal will treat their madness and we will hear cry as usual.

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Celebrities / Re: Israel DMW’s Ex-Wife, Sheila Denies Calling Him ‘Slave’ For Serving Davido by toxtimmy: 6:59pm On Nov 26, 2023
You came to this conclusion based on her Instagram post.... Lol.... Have you seen the post she said every body that read her whatever post on instagram is a mumu?

Lawalemi:
Good wife
Crime / Re: Lady Killed By A Hit & Run Driver In Port Harcourt. Relatives Needed by toxtimmy: 1:36pm On Nov 25, 2023
Lesson for all... Humans will do anything to absolve themselves from their crimes.

This includes the pastors and imams... And the rest.

dangermouse:
Sad!

May your soul rest in peace.

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Politics / Re: 2027: I Have Character, I Won’t Run Against Tinubu — Wike by toxtimmy: 9:22pm On Nov 24, 2023
Lie one thing wine has die that benefits you directly or indirectly?... Okay half a thing if you can name any?

I thought so....

brain54:
Hate him or love him…

Wike keeps his words!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gaza’s Al-Shifa Hospital Director Arrested By Israeli Soldiers by toxtimmy: 10:35am On Nov 23, 2023
Nigerians like you are why you never get NEPA, water, good schools, good roads, no health care, no life etc... but guess what also, Nigerians like you are the reaaon why corruption, tribalistlm, greediness, human ritualist exist.

Go Israel and see if they will see a black man like you as human.... Carry bible everyday for your head not always rushing to serve oyinbo man instead of your God in the Bible....

Madness everywhere

sboga:
probably helping terrorists

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