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Romance › Re: Define A Modern Day Chic In A Sentence by tpiah: 5:46am On Sep 08, 2010
21With her much fair speech she caused him to yield, with the flattering of her lips she forced him.

   22He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks;

   23Till a dart strike through his liver; as a bird hasteth to the snare, and knoweth not that it is for his life.


   24Hearken unto me now therefore, O ye children, and attend to the words of my mouth.

   25Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths.

   26For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her.

   27Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death.
i actually get chills anytime i read this.

the thing with most men is its fairly easy, if they say they dont want something, to convince them they want it, and if they say want something, to convince them they dont want it.

Lord help us.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Boko Haram Organizes Prison Break In Bauchi by tpiah: 5:22am On Sep 08, 2010
And the Emir vacated. What happens to hundreds of innocent people who have no where to "vacate" to??
well, i doubt the Emir had a choice.


The religious sect known as Boko Haram this evening in Bauchi State demonstrated the porousness of Nigerian security by carrying off an audacious prison break and freeing over 700 people being held in the federal prison there.

The prison is located in front of the palace of the Emir of Bauchi
it's the normal procedure in such situations.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Humiliated By Canadian Immigration by tpiah: 5:08am On Sep 08, 2010
as long as his millions are still intact, does it matter?

just a little inconvenience that could happen to any rich man anywhere.

blame it on a glitch or something.

if it happened to someone like me wey be nobody, then we have a story perhaps.
Politics › Re: Fashola Dedicates Statue, Garden In Honour Of Late Gani Fawehinmi. Pics by tpiah: 2:58am On Sep 08, 2010
tarano:
We are talking about Parks here, abi garden LOL

Yes the Lagos state should name Memorial Parks better, these parks are city landmarks, and for God sake, some of those parks look like gardens, please don't call a garden a park.
you're free to start your own park somewhere and name it anything you like.
Romance › Re: Why Nigerian Girls Now Go About unclothed by tpiah: 2:38am On Sep 08, 2010
what their husbands paid hard earned cash for.
oookkkaaayyy
Romance › Re: I Hate Housework And Cooking by tpiah: 8:58pm On Sep 07, 2010
lest i forget

op, on the offchance you're actually posting innocently here without any undercurrents in the background, you should be careful how you introduce your personal matters on the web.

things arent what they seem, and a lot goes on same as the unseen forces in real life.

just a word of warning, which you're quite free to ignore.

of course, if you're already in the system then no problem.


but posting on the web is like giving a speech in a huge marketplace full of people- even folks you dont know (and the ones you do know) are seeing and listening to you. And rest assured they will dig into your matters.
Romance › Re: Why Nigerian Girls Now Go About unclothed by tpiah: 8:41pm On Sep 07, 2010
if you've got it flaunt it like i always say.
Romance › Re: I Hate Housework And Cooking by tpiah: 7:23pm On Sep 07, 2010
Besides, you should compensate for all these time with loads and loads of sleeping-with and nailing.
op ^^

better read between the lines of what your husband is saying.


take time off from work if need be.

many mistresses dont do housework either- they simply focus on the s.ex alone and the men dont say they mind.
Romance › Re: I Hate Housework And Cooking by tpiah: 3:20pm On Sep 07, 2010
ebonyvibe:
I dont think my children will love me if they couldnt attend the best schools.
i think you mean you dont think your children will[b] like it [/b] if they dont attend the best schools.
Romance › Re: I Hate Housework And Cooking by tpiah: 3:17pm On Sep 07, 2010
[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=510032.msg6714066#msg6714066 date=1283867304]no be Amerikkah, dem no go pay you  grin.
in this economy, one would be on the top of ''whom to lay off"[/quote]true sha.
Celebrities › Re: Angelina To Jen: Leave My Family Alone! by tpiah: 3:00pm On Sep 07, 2010
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Celebrities › Re: I Was Destined To Have Many Wives -oga Bello by tpiah: 2:50pm On Sep 07, 2010
the son is very cute.

http://www.izognmovies.com/person/action/view/id/839/


the man himself looks somehow mixed.
Celebrities › Re: Did Dagrin Knew About His Death Before He Died?: Pls Watch Dis Video by tpiah: 2:48pm On Sep 07, 2010
these role models really need to start encouraging their fans to improve their grammar.
Romance › Re: I Hate Housework And Cooking by tpiah: 2:40pm On Sep 07, 2010
sounds like your job is very demanding.

why not try taking an occasional sick or vacation day, so you can unwind.
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Flock To City Prayers For Husbands by tpiah: 2:04pm On Sep 07, 2010
i dont think so but maybe times have changed.

who knows.

the reporter could be exaggerating perhaps.
Politics › Re: Gaddafi Wants Atleasts 5 Billion Euros/yr from EU To Prevent "black Europe" by tpiah: 6:22am On Sep 07, 2010
Christianity Etc › Re: Was She Wrong Or Right? by tpiah: 3:33am On Sep 07, 2010
doesnt seem like either of them felt any sparks for the other, so maybe its just as well.
Romance › Re: She Keeps Laughing ! Why? by tpiah: 11:36pm On Sep 06, 2010
ok.
Romance › Re: She Keeps Laughing ! Why? by tpiah: 11:31pm On Sep 06, 2010
i fail to see the connection between crying and farting during s.ex, and a girl laughing uproariously at some private joke during s.ex. While the guy pumps harder and harder, with the laughter directly proportional to his effort.

what am i missing? huh
Travel › Re: I Want To Give Birth In Us by tpiah: 11:22pm On Sep 06, 2010
Woman arrives the US with intention to pay hospital bills after delivery, she has relatives in The States. Firstly, no OB will take her because she is over 30 weeks gone. Ok, in order to get into the system she tries to get in through the emergency route. She is rushed to the emergency ward of the hospital and is asked for her ID, she says she doesnt have any, and is told they cant help her if she doesnt have any ID. Finally she produces her passport with visa on it. There is no insurance to cover her. She is admitted, details taken. Observed for 4 and a half hrs, given 3 tynenol and sent home thinking she has been able to get into the system so when labour starts they aleast have her record. How wrong!!!! She is slammed with a bill of $950 and told she has to get an OB to make her use the hospital.

Some one mentioned 'PROVIDENCE HOSPITAL' in an earlier post, that hospital was also visited and she was asked if she had a visa and she replied in the affirmative, she is told she will pay a $12,000 deposit and if any complication arises the bill will climb, if it doesnt, she will be given the final bill.

Option three came in the first emergency route hospital, there was a doctor who took women from 37 weeks sef, but you pay $3,500 cash for prenatal, labour and delivery. Then you pay the hospital 4,000 for using it's facilities, 1,500 for epidural, 1,000 for the Peditrician and 3,000 to the doctor for blood work which he must run. In there you found women from almost all over the World in his waiting room.
The final solution came in form of a birthing center, where you give birth the traditional way, but they take women with low risk pregnancies.
seems like a lot of stress on top of the pregnancy itself.
Romance › Re: After 3 Years She Tells Me She Doesnt Love Me. by tpiah: 11:01pm On Sep 06, 2010
At least it's better than what happened to my neighbor last year. his wife's ex
showed up from yankee on their wedding day in his tear-rubber Hummer Jeep-mind u when he arrived

they had exchanged vows and were seated with all guests at the reception.when she saw the ex,
she screamed, ran to him, kissed him and they
drove off-end of reception,end of marriage,end of story
pardon me for doubting this actually happened.
Food › Re: Is Bread And Tea Really A Balanced Diet? by tpiah: 10:59pm On Sep 06, 2010
maybe @ topic.

if you add scrambled eggs perhaps.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Orgy Mates by tpiah: 10:57pm On Sep 06, 2010
ki nse bi enyan se nri aye nle lenyan se (ma) nje.



all these proverbs are serving me well.
Romance › Re: She Keeps Laughing ! Why? by tpiah: 10:52pm On Sep 06, 2010
A week after, they spend a night 2gether . . . while having s.ex he notice that the girl's was laughing so hard. The more he thrust the more she keeps laughing!
ooops


and he didnt stop thrusting either
Politics › Re: The Flag of Nigeria by tpiah: 10:29pm On Sep 06, 2010
playmode:
I mean just take a look at South Africa's coat of arms so beautiful it just makes me jealous embarassed
not really feeling it but to each his own.
Politics › Re: The Flag of Nigeria by tpiah: 10:28pm On Sep 06, 2010
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Odukoya's New Bride Delivers Baby 7 Months After Wedding! by tpiah: 10:19pm On Sep 06, 2010
tatiana009:
The child is probably premature, some people sef have time o, so they sit down to calculate when someone got married and when the baby should be born.
yes, they do.
it's a fact of life.



In case you don't know a lot of babies are born by the 7th month.
not really, unless they're premature.

hope we're not talking in circles.

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