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MikeBetty:
i think you are the mad person here.

I just found your post funny thus my response... Didn't know you were sensitive

Sweetplum:
Hello everyone.
I m shy o.
Ok. I v composed myself.
My name's ...S. don't worry just call me Sweetplum.
I m very homely.
I made this Coconut Rice today.
The ingredients
* Rice * Carrots * Coconut Water
* Coconut Milk (Blended Coconut) * Pepper Water (cos I love spicy food)
* Vegetable Oil * Maggi *Salt * Sweet Corn
I made a short video of it.
Enjoy.

Let's go on coconut rice date...

Hate coconut rice but the appearance of your own is kinda making me Hungry

LeoDeKing:
Apart from being allowed to express themselves, they are also holding elective positions in other non South East States. Funny enough, they will tell you it is merit.

Meanwhile, no other tribe holds any political appointment in the entire SE.

I hate to agree but this is very true....

Never given it a thought before

jwills:
@Anny505 please What's the name of that card site I saw in the screenshot of if it's an app what's it called please

Footystats boy

MikeBetty:
Misplaced priority. Well, my vc is a woman, who will go to turkey between her and the husband? Is the husband going to turkey as the wife of vc?

Nigerians una be mad people I swear

if am to do this I know what my mum will do..

She will be glad and happy I bought her a car but she will tell me to give the car to my wife instead.

Especially when she sees how progressive the son has been since he married.

Mother's know love from their kids is everlasting and no material things can equal it. They will even bless you because they know the wife will be the one to take care of their son for the rest of their lives.

Secondly why would you let your pregnant wife move without easy mobility? Mother's will always be number 1 but my wife will be taken care of equally.

Lucasmuyiwaa:
That’s how far I can write.. your own is to try to get my points. You can’t tell me you couldn’t pronounce a word there na

Guy don't trust your step mom

If your father is the uneducated type avoid him, if he's the educated type also avoid him

He's the type that will kill you and say the devil made me do it.... For him to use your dead mother in a curse on you says a lot.

You don't even come across as someone that's strong

Sorry oooo your papa wicked sha...
.I have gotten my dad angry never for once has he cursed me....
For him to use your late mother that's a step too far....

And for Bleep sake why are you still in your father's house

Go get something doing.... Even if na security guard job that will prevent you from sitting at home.... Or hotel job just do it

Also why would a father use a dead person in reference to curse his own blood, men!!

Cajal:
That is what people don't get
TINUBU is bankrolling him , some others to checkmate consensus candidate
Just before primary, am 200% sure he is going to endorse BAT
wake up and realize. BAT strategy

And you think the north are not seeing it?? First kalu, that midget from ebonyi, lawan then this

Amotolongbo:
@OP

You wife is trying to protect you from the public prey.
Seems she is trying to keep away her family life away from the social media. Showing you and the children off on the social media isn’t love.

In as much as she performs her matrimonial responsibilities perfectly with you and the children and no history or perception of infidelity from the woman, social media love stunt is a trivial issue.

As in the guy is just looking for problem where there isn't.... That woman is a very very smart woman because she knows the useless effects of social media

Wizzy13:
7th of this month is her birthday, so we went to a photo studio only for her to tell me that she's not gonna do that with me.
I felt bad and i left immediately,
guys pls what is the reason for her action

You are a side piece brah

Men it's about time we run riots on Yahoo Boyz... Once they tag you straight up Lynching... There madness have to stop by fire by force

DrRasheed:
She's never migrated. Been to Nigeria only once.

Nothing special I worked when a German NGO staff that speaks Hausa and Yoruba fluently.... He studied the languages abroad

saintkeppy:
Boom! Heart break escaped

Wait ooo isn't sportybet meant to take tax?

Abi is it only me that they deduce tax from winning such amount with such stakes?

Hmmm ......

It is a retirement plan for women and overtime for men..

Put it behind your mind you are just there for security... She owns the kids cuz naturally children prefer mama pass papa

And lastly no body knows crap about marriage .. just enter and pilot your marriage small small dy go

MASTAkiLLAh:
Must everything involve government ? Those tanks are sold with covers, cover your tanks and monkeys won't go inside. I saw this same video today and the person who posted it said location is Abuja, bloggers are something else

I am a resident of Abuja now in Lagos...

Monkeys are not in abuja, not that of know off...

But in Lagos I see first hand on the mainland and island... In Badore there is one plaza the monkeys come out in 10s and sit on the roof of the plaza .

They play and mess around, twice I visited the place I was amazed how they come there... Shop owners and plaza gaurd mentioned they come every evening...

Even in some parts of ikorodu... I seen them..

So I am very sure it's Lagos not Abuja

SwissMass:
Jealousy, bitterness and hatred are was than cancer of the brain, I pray for you today, child by the power in the name of Jesus Christ, every bitterness, hatred and mkpurumiri addict that have marked you for demolition like former minister of the FCT elrufai. you are healed, go and sin no more

It's the fking truth you slowpoke rat.... How will useless uneducated bastards walk up to you and demand money for having just a piece of furniture fasten to your SUV?? Just because they are touts, did they work for the money to buy the furniture? Or the vehicle??

Is that normal anywhere All you bastd will be supporting the idiot that brought this cancer upon hard working lagosians...

No one holds leverage of violence and these useless touts will see their end one day it's when Lagos will turn hot..

Are we seeing something??

Awww bless her.... The innocence of this beautiful baby will keep her from the evil that only out to kill steal and destroy...

I pray that God who watches over his children keep her safe and sound till she's found IJN

ExtremeDot:
I pray to own a house there soon.
Amin.

Living amongst the rich configures the mindset for even greater heights.

My brother not always true... If you got your finances and own a house then yeah...

Sometimes living in big man area via renting sucks.... Reason because most rich areas hardly gets power and they don't care for NEPA since they have money to run their gen.

bashuayi:
You're not the only one she ignored at the party..you just didn't notice.
She is not for you. She's for the street

She belongs to the streets

Golan007:
The only thing I like about Tonto is that she knows her calling.

saapphiere:
Men are fighting against rape? Wow! Good to know.

Your hate out of your fked up experience have blinded you ..

I have handled 6 cases in the past for friends who knew friends that were victims..

My jurisdiction of work didn't even permit to do such, because it was mainly for the police and other designated agency.

I broke protocols because we had better investigate tools and where more efficient... And this helped in nabbing and bringing offender's to books... 4 cases solved 2 still pending in police jurisdiction...

So it Soo fking annoying when you go on and on and on to demonize men... There are many men with principles that live right and do the right thing...

Let me tell you the psychology of crime, for every person wanting to commit any form of crime there are 2 person's to counter

Immorality is bread and butter of Lagos....

Went out with friends of mutual friend... See the young young girls they invited out... I was shocked.

Look at them you can tell they just entered university or yet to enter... I asked this Friend are they not ashamed hanging out with such young girls?

His response was you call these ones young? 'Make them fk you finish, then you go know say every girl for lagos don tear eye'

Omo na me fake emergency call comot... That was last time I spoke to that guy, and this thing is a Soo rife in Lagos ..

I am seriously confused, because men are damaging these mindset of these young girls for the next generation...

saapphiere:
God!
These animals would rape you regardless.
Being a celebrity, a blind, an ugly or whatever does not exempt you from being raped as long as you're a female.

Let's not conceal evil.

No one is hiding or concealing anything.... You just one fuked up lady

You need help, many many men are fighting against this rape issue... But your job is a to demonize every man .

What kinda person are you??

You need fking help cuz you are seriously mentally messed up..... It's sickening and tiring see you demonize men.

One lone wolf will commit a crime you come in here and demonize men.... Sick and tired of your bullshit

This fat oink oink oink

Serves them right.... Very babaric and ancient day mindset of Russia

lexy2014:
Who made it a practice that corruption should be fought the way cancer is treated using chemotherapy?

What environment in Nigeria has been starved and suffocated in the fight against corruption?

How do the following relate to fighting corruption:

"Majority of the times it's meant to eradicate the big cancer cell but it ends up killing the patient..."

"Then you manipulate the genetic sequence...then you introduce killer cells that will kill the cancer from within..."

Everything is an organism in which your beautiful country Nigeria is ..
. corruption will not just let you come take it out it will fight back

Just like cancer cells it will readapt and adapt in order to continually exist...

Money has a trail... Manipulate the trail and you get results

Bignuell:
That one na medicine line, this na corruption. Take out the head, the one's at the bottom will run like squirrel

Nah taking out the head will be like hydra because another one will take it's place...

Kill the fabric of its existence and it dies off naturally...

lexy2014:
So why aren't they eradicating the big ones?

Have you ever heard of chemotherapy?? Majority of the times it's meant to eradicate the big cancer cell but it ends up killing the patient...

That's how tvks corruption fight is, what you do is move inch by inch... You suffocate the environment and starve it of nutrients needed for it to grow...

Then you manipulate the genetic sequence...then you introduce killer cells that will kill the cancer from within...

But always kill off the small even if it's a inch they grow