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luminouz:
Guys!!!


Please let's ignore the trolls oh biko. Nairaland owner posted a stuff about tribalism and name checking on Nairaland. Many people advocated for redpill thread to be scrapped too. Now we must be very careful. Don't entertain trolls biko. Let's not give any reason for this thread to be deleted

Guy, e be like say your aim in life for this 2024 na to be class captain of this thread.. Yamayama fall on that your bald head there

Ahnii:
Diinerr.
Geisha
MATURED CARROTS and CHEDARR
Green peas
Noodles
Shredded chicken

People still dey chop Geisha in 2024? 🤢

freeman67:
https://www.nairaland.com/7961151/total-war-against-name-checkers

I am happy to inform the house on the above. Henceforth, whoever intentionally or unintentionally do in because it's already in their blood will be banned.

I appreciate Seun for this. It will at least preserve the sanity of the thread.

Wetin this one dey talk

PstDapo:
I don't consider myself an Alpha nor a Beta male, but I do consider myself an Edo Man and always want to relate the way my ancestors did with society.
Though I didn't live with any of my Grand Dad ( wish I did cause those men have steel for balls ) but I learnt few things from men I've come across ( I'm a part-time farmer so I've lived with REAL Men in their 70s)

1. Don't spend your money to help women for the sake of impressing them, you'll always live to regret it.
back story - I know a man in the community my farm who spent millions to solve women's problem just to have a taste of the coochie, now baba can't sew wood anymore and doesn't have a pin to his name.
2. ' Na wetn you give woman nai she go take '. Stop pardoning nonsense or dismissing your women attitude with the mindset of ' na small thing, e no matter ', first she will take hand, if she sees you didn't react to it, she will take the arm, before you know it, you'll be toy.
back story - I've a brother who was misbehaving with a girl, baba attitude shocked some men in the community, when I was talking with an elderly man, he made that parable.
3. Any money you have, use it to develop yourself, don't ever underestimate self development. instead of sending that girl that 5k, use it to buy a trouser or shirt. use it to improve your worth. these days - though I haven't had paid sex, i find it difficult to use my money to run expenses on top sex, I'd rather use it for clothes or more investment.
back story - There's this man in the community, who sold his only inheritance - 8 plots of land, to marry a woman, who had married 3 times and has given birth to 6 children prior his relationship with this said man. baba sold the land this year February, as at May, the woman has been hoping on dicks in the community.
4. I've realized the men who have total control of their wives and still getting young girls without spending much, don't take nonsense, they uphold tradition and they married more than 2.
5. I've also realized forming game is not game at all, if it's not in your Gene or didn't learn, you are not it.

Copied from where

Magnificenttop:
Instructions was - cook in your kitchen, take pictures, paste here.
She didn't break no rules since that exactly what she's been doing.
I still lowkey feel your pain though.

Do those pictures look like food she cooked or bought? Yamayama fall on that your dull bald head there

MarkWoody:
Perfume Samples represent more than just a convenient way to test scents; they encapsulate the essence of discovery, experimentation, and personal expression within the realm of fragrances.

Guy you still dey sell this your perfume since all these years ?

MikeofKd:
This period is the worst period be a Nigerian youth ,the government has completely crippled and humiliated us. The economy is very bad and even worse, things are getting out of hand every blessed day.

My problem with Nigerians are our spirit of adaptation , I can promise you dat if fuel sells for 5k per litre people would still buy after complaining heavily , cause thats all we do ,complain bitterly but everyone would at d end of the day find ways to adapt.

For how long are we going to continue this way for christ sake? Almost all the youth are into one fraudulent activity or the other these days and the most decent looking ladies have a very troublesome amount of body count these days as well.

How I wish we can all in our frustrations pay Tinubu a visit at Aso rock , atleast make we protest heavily reach him side cus im fed up honestly.

I'm a bachelor but im still managing like a student , bills upon bills and worst you dont even get to enjoy for these services you pay for at all.

You cant even find an understanding girlfriend anymore in this country. Omo make I stop here before I go craze , Nigeria matter fit make man craze .

You wey dey talk, wetin you don do to change the situation

vickydevoka:
Ladies benefits in club not guys

You must be a broke man

All these people wey dey do competition to be class captain for here wey wan be the next Ubunja, Shey na by writing very long epistle? 🤔

All these Jew men including the useless Ubunja wey no dey get toto for him country go just dey copy and paste content from PUA sites and mugus go dey hail them. Yamayama fall on all una bald heads there. Nonsense

Btw, Ubunja don finally find woman to marry. Toto don sure for am so he moved on while Naija mugus still dey here dey follow wetin he write at his lowest point wey he dey find toto

JESHAL007:
*NEW YEAR STRATEGIES TO AVOID UNNECESSARY PRESSURE IN 2024*

1. Put your kids in
schools you can afford
because expensive
schools don't
guarantee good
results. Just ensure
they attend a good
affordable school💯

2. Rent apartments you
can pay for
conveniently. Don’t live
in a house you struggle
to pay yearly.💯

3. Let’s plan our lives and
live within our means.
Save more and spend
less.🏆

4. Some women buy food
for their children every
morning before going
to school or even for
the whole family, do
you know it’s cheaper
to cook at home?💯

5. Some people don’t
earn much, but have
DSTV at home, go for
GOTV and upgrade
when your income
upgrades. It’s still the
same CNN anyway!💃

6. Eat healthy meals and
protect your family
from mosquitoes to
avoid going to the
hospital always.❤️

7. Take advantage of
food and fruits in
season, its cheaper
and you can be
creative to create
amazing meals.☀️

8.Don’t copy your
neighbor’s lifestyle,
she earns well and her
husband is a ‘big
man’🏆

9. Don’t follow trends,
wear clean well-
ironed clothes and
keep your hair neat.
You would still look
good.💯

10. Keep your circle
small, keep only
friends that have
senses!💃

11. Above all things, have
the fear of God, have
integrity, don’t be lazy
and be prayerful.👑

12. Planning is the key, if
you fail to plan, you
plan to FAIL.💯

13. Don't do more than
your budget this
Time, ther e is no 🥇
award given to best
family that wore an
expensive cloth for
the year💯💃

14.Don't be in
competition with
anyone...
The purpose of shoes
and clothes are to
make us smart and
good. 💯💃

Thanks for reading and have a wonderful and blessed year ahead.
Happy 2024 and remain blessed with your families 🙏🙏🙏🥉💯🏆☀️

This is our year of great fortune

Nice one. Na these kind useful tips for life people suppose to dey share. Not woman hating and PUA copy and paste nonsense

MetalJigsaw:
Apologies bro🙏

Wetin you dey apologize to that Jew man for? Person wey you better go come here dey do jagaban and una dey do follow follow like mugus. No wonder pastor dey cash out steady for naija. Yamayama fall on all una bald heads there

Kelvin58:
how much can I budget for ubomiri pride price for men and women

Wetin be this ?

Omihanifa:
It's obvious you are having a sleepless night over my matter, day your day make I dey my day nah.

You claim you are a millionaire, please go and spend some time with them obi cubana, chief priest and the likes. Leave us make we dey adult section of nairaland. Go and be playing with your mates in parkview and eko Atlantic.

Millionaire way dey sleep and wakes up in Beggers den.

Yamayama fall on that your infested hand wey you dey use soapy there

Omihanifa, food don land for you o

Pornnhub expert wey him sandpaper hand don wound all him preek finish 🤢

wunmi590:
Good morning N'Landers,

So I was hungry, wify and my two kids have travelled to their home town since Saturday, and would be back this Saturday..

I don't know how to cook, I always leave that to my woman, she's a great cook, I don't want to learn it, because I want to continue appreciating her food..

I've some tubers of yam 🍠 at home and decided to cook one out of it...

It being like 12years I ate yam and palm oil, that was when I had my NYSC in Akwa Ibom (Nung ikono obio).

No gree this year for anybody wey say make you over spend or do pass yourself..

That coke na to neutralize the bad taste abi? 🤢

Omawumi17:
New year first meal

You have been fasting

adecz:
Having a daughter growing up
in urban Nigeria today na wahala❗️❗️🤔🤔🤔

Gbam!

b0rn2fuck:
even me wey I like club and ashawo joints ,the last time I visited them was almost 15 years ago,I see it has stress and not enjoyable to me anymore

That’s because you are old!!!

jamesversion:
Kobo dey Yankee oh.

Always wanting to tell people say he dey yankee. That man is over 50 o

Kobojunkie:
Reminds me of a club I visited sometime back in Detroit, MI. I felt very dirty afterwards.

I notice that you always want to show people you are in yankee. And I recall that you are over 50. Are you insecure? Depressed? Suffering from low self-esteem?

Animegirl:
Is not about helping a woman, you men still want something more under her legs. You always feel entitled to her body, marriage, even her time, is only few good men that don't ask anything in return.

As a lady I always go back to appreciate, is not even a gender thing. But anytime I go back to appreciate is when can we see

Wetin dey under woman leg? Toto? Na under your leg your toto dey

Haylel:
Kinda looked here and there and i've come to a conclusion not to help anybody, man or woman.
Charity? NO!
Pious giving? NO!
Help anyone? NO!
Let's be honest, most of the time, the helper gains nothing.

Na only you talk facts. Man, woman. All are the same. Man wey you go dash money today, tomorrow he go expect you to dash am again. You no give am, then you become enemy number one. All of them are the same. Broke people are very wicked and ungrateful

StrongAlphMale:
Exactly my point 💯

This is exactly what redpillers have been preaching on nairaland for ages, but SIMPS just like the SIMPLETON above won't listen.

A woman's love for you is conditional, she only loves you because of the gifts and money she's getting from you. The moment you stop giving her gifts and money, her love for you reduces and fades away, there she goes looking for another Scape goat to manipulate and cash out from.

Helping a woman, esp a gf is like throwing your money away. Once you stops giving, she forgets everything you have done for her in the time past, she'll even ask you "what exactly did you do for her" 😂 This is exactly why I have no pity for SIMPS who literally jump up at any given opportunity to please and impress a woman into loving them

Na Seun you dey call simp? Wetin you dey fear? Talk am with your full chest na 😅