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Calibrator:
Two sets of people I will never be caught advising:

* Someone who thinks he/she is in love.



* A broke person [s][/s]who recently came across sudden wealth[s][/s].


Sometimes, you have to let nature run its course and let experience being the best teacher, take in a new student.

A broke person. Period! Most of the guys here are just angry because they have no money and women won’t flock to them. As soon as they make money, I swear down, most of these fools will become bigger simps than the ‘blue pilled’ niggas they insult everyday. How to know a man’s true character? Give him a little bit of money….

luwiizy:
Kings, you guys need to watch Johnny Depp & Amber heard defamation trial.

There's a alot to learn from it.

When you give women freedom to behave anyhow to you, they build the confidence of trumping over you.

Women are like Adult babies, they don't take responsibility for their actions but they want equality

Are you saying all women are like adult babies? No man is like an adult baby? All men take responsibility for their actions? Don’t you see how stupid your conclusion sounds? Guy, you are just angry and going through rage cos you have most likely been hurt by a woman or women. You have no clue what taking the redpill means bro….

iamphenomenal:
Simps can be infinitely stupid!
Simping is so underrated a disorder, but whatever you do, PLS DON'T BE A SIMP

"Two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. I'm not sure about the former"
- Albert Einstein

You posting this confirms what Albert Einstein says about human stupidity. You think soldiers don’t get opportunities to come home to visit family and then go back? You think no sane man will know that it takes 9 months to get pregnant? Please how old are you

chii8:
Happy Children's Day!!!

So you want to serve children this cucumber snack wey resemble gbola? Na wa for you o

Eriokanmi:
Good. Hope your jost is nice to you. Airbnb is one of the best ways to networking globally in business which many don't even know. Most of my hosts around the globe are either active business owners or retired directors, mostly female who meeded people of genuine minds to relate with . I met a host couple in Switzerland before covid-19. Her husband is a renowned architect while the wife heads a major NGO. We've been networking successfully in Africa since then. The wife told me I'd be their first black host lol. I dey enter their living room as i like. We're best of friends today.

First black host? Do you mean tenant?

armadeo:
The kids don tire.

Na so all those long journey dey do them. They'll be suited at first then the length would water them out. Lol.

Please what is ‘suited’ and what is ‘water them out’? Asking for learning purposes please

olabrinks:
because it’s summer time now. But around November/December it will only start to get bright at around 8am/9am. It will also start to get dark at around 3pm.

You are yearning dust. It never ever gets dark before 6pm in the UK. How can you say it starts to get dark by 3pm And you must be high on cheap drugs to say that it starts to get bright around 8 or 9 am in November/December. WTF!!!

Darkness starts by like 6 in the evening and it gets bright by 6am in the morning. Only in the summer does it stay bright till about 8pm and gets bright around 5 in the morning. Stop reading on the internet and travel to get real life experience before opening mouth waaaaa to talk wetin you no know

inkon:
Once a story like this filters in, look closely, there must be something truthful about it. These guys don't embezzle in millions again but billions!

That’s because Naira continues to get more and more useless. 6 billion Naira is just about 10 million dollars. You must be a teenager

SUPERPACK:
Even if you earn 20 million and have bad spending culture you will not be considered rich too, being rich goes down to your ability to save for financial dry seasons. That 500k is what Generals, professors and consultant doctors get monthly. They are rich in their capacity considering they earn 15 times the minimum wage.

These ogas you mention may make 500k in cash but if you add their allowances, e go pass 2m. House (fully furnished with gen and free diesel supply, car, driver, maids, cook, travel per diem, business class travel, some even get kitchen and wardrobe allowance plus children school fees paid for. Don’t compare an Oga at the top to one small boy cos you hear 500k

Awinneralways:
Your posts always irritates me. I just wish you would stop posting on this thread

Guy, don’t you ever get tired of trolling on Nairaland? Na so your depression bad reach? Better go and seek help before you cause harm to yourself and people around you. This is not banter. I really mean it!!!

luwiizy:
To be honest with myself and everyone here,
I don't think women should be at the forefront of any reasonable man pushing hard in life.

Elon musk is a great example.

To me it just time consuming which at the end brings no tangible return.

If it's not for business where reasonable profit or ideas can be made I don't see any reason why I should associate myself with anyone either woman or man.

I’m not saying you should leave your hustle and go and be chasing women but do your research. All them Elon, Bill Gates, Bezos, Steve Jobs, etc always had girlfriends and/or wives. The ones that do not have are chronic escort patrons or gay lords hiding their sex lives from the world. Even Alhaji Dangote had to suffer embarrassment when woman snap him bare yansh. There’s no rule that stops a man from having a balanced love/romance/sex life because he has to hustle. Just be wise about it and shine ya eyes well…

lalalista:
Good morning all, please I need intelligence support in this situation I found myself.

Our sachet water factory is in the same compound that we live, we needed workers and contacted an agent to provide us with a motor boy and a driver. The boys came and worked with us for 5 days and after 5days they said they got another appointment somewhere better and they want to leave. We allowed them to go but 3 days later we discovered that the 25000 naira I kept in a bag was missing. The night before they left , I saw some suspicious moves by the motor boy but my mind didn't go there. Now we have called the agent to produce the boy but he's telling stories that he doesn't know anything about him and the information he filled was wrong. Can I get the agent arrested ? What should I do? Your advice is needed

First of all, go and find the meaning of robbery in a dictionary

God1000:
Not all men, sex is overrated, real men hustle everyday and set their minds on productive things

Personally I want to be like Aliko dangote and Tony Elumelu, there's no time for bullshit

Who told you Dangote and Tony no dey nack or think about sex? You must be a naive teenager

sollolucci77:
Shebi you have data...Google ned nwoko and shut the f*** up....nairaland needs a block button

Guy, go and learn English comprehension instead of wasting your time here moaning about women after dem don show you pepper. You see ‘broke’ and you still dey mention Ned Nwoko. Are you for real? Now I see why women no dey gree look your side. You are not very bright

aieromon:
I think the bank is rolling out some promo offers.

https://www.accessbankplc.com/Personal-Banking/SAVINGS-INVESTMENT/High-Interest-Deposit-Account.aspx

Read the entire page and you will see that you are dreaming if you think Access Bank will give you 7 to 8% interest on fixed deposit. Key word is ‘up to’… with 50m, you won’t get more than 3% …

heartofcity12:
Women will always need men, especially when they’re old and lonely, this is part of what Kevin Samuels preached all through his life and we can see it coming into reality everyday, our old Nollywood actresses prove this everyday.. Rita got married at 47, Genevieve needs a man, now this..

Do you really think a broke old man at 50 can easily find a woman to settle with? Looks like this thread is full of inexperienced kids sha

Calibrator:
Be like say you never knack other people's "holy" wife before and see how easy it is if you know how to unleash a women's farming material side.

The virginity that guys were managing to use as x1 to double chance their investment sef is now in the mud.

Married women who were disvirgined by their husband will sooner or later fall for the sweet talks of one playboy if the spirit of farming is her gene.



All hoes were once virgins, romantic relations is a loser's game.... Sum zero!

This is the fact I have been trying to get these slow pokes to understand. Marrying a virgin doesn’t guarantee that your wife will not turn to a bigger hoe than the hoes you are trying to avoid. I know one woman wey the husband marry from village as virgin. After the man go work go hustle, this woman was sleeping with security man and driver and houseboy sef. I swear down. I even suspect one of the kids she put for the man house is not for the man. Sadly, the man died and that bastard son wey she most likely carry come from nacking security man is enjoying the dead man’s money. Just imagine

Dum20:
I understand the fact that they are bank. I think there is a pressing need for funds that is why they are doing this now.

It was in the news that they want to buy stakes in First Guarantee Pensions. Maybe they want to use the funds to do the acquisition.

And who told you banks use depositors funds to make acquisitions? A whole access bank. You think they can’t afford to buy one tiny pension company with their own cash or shareholders funds? Who are these people on this thread?

einsteine:
[s]Bank deposit rates are supposed to be higher than treasury bills rate. It is an anomaly for banks to offer deposit rates less than treasury bills rate considering treasury bills have zero repayment risk[/s].

None sense and ingredients. Have you ever done a fixed deposit in Nigeria? Please name a bank that offered you rates higher than treasury bills rate. All these useless NL theorists. Better change that your moniker. You are not fit to use it

amorprincesa:
Egusi soup with goat meat, dry fish, panla fish. I have started eating before I remembered to snap.

Only you chop all this meat

politicoNG:
THE MBAPPE DEAL

It’s impossible to pay one player 600m Euros in three years. How much does the club make? What about other players and staff? You think any player making normal market wages will want to play in a team where one player takes almost all the money? What sane business person will enter this kind of hopeless transaction? Make we dey use our brains to reason jor

mariahAngel:
Honestly, your cake looks hard and dry within.

Hahaha. It’s carrot cake. Very soft and rich. Na the picture. The taste is out of this world

Akposy:
I baked these cakes in the middle of the night.

Fruit Cake and carrot cake!

Good day all

Had to go get my own o

NgoziOkoli:
People dey try o.

And the guy get mind to complain about other ppl food. See as the food be like maggot

Akposy:
I baked these cakes in the middle of the night.

Fruit Cake and carrot cake!

Good day all

Wish I could get my hands on these I swear

Hands down the best thing I have seen on this thread in a very long time…