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Joysticks:
Na here we dey when he go need financial help to do kidney transplant.

Knivesout:
Hmmmm....he's obviously a kid with that statement! He is yet to understand what life is all about.

No mind the guy. How much does he have? He doesn’t know that tomorrow, the small coins he has made can disappear and he won’t see anyone to buy his crap music.

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Princeadebayo11:
Please is it compulsory for me to warm my vegetable soup 2 times in a day... This is burning my gas ooo

No. It’s not compulsory. No need. Just leave it like that so that your gas won’t finish.

Toeyean1507:
Ebirikpo and egusi ijebi.......
My ijebu in laws, I hope I delivered?

This is not appealing

cococandy:
Merry early Christmas.

I am going to Xmas party today. Me sef go take pictures of all the food at the party and come and post here to oppress hungry nairalanders that can’t even afford to eat one square meal per day

GboyegaD:
Breakfast:

Oatmeal banana pancakes, pizza styled fried eggs, and a cup of mocha to down it.

Seems like your hobby is to cook and post pictures on Nairaland. Innit?

Mummyfour:
you are a bloody vagabond. An idiot from the pit of hell. Your generation is cursed.
How dare you insult your useless mother because you want to make a stupid point. Whatever happens to me being entitled to my opinion.
Are you high on goat urine or what?..
May you be as good as fukked too
Useless mannerless children that steal their parents phones to type nonsense.
Bring in more insult,. I will give it to you full blast. The most I get is a ban.
Ode

Haba what is all this for na?

Cc Seun, Dominique Mynd44, Lalasticlala please

If you guys realize say this BBN na just set up of friends of connected people being used to make money by people who put them in BBN, una go stop all these back and forth. If you know, you know

stroller9795:
How can you dress like a Gotv marketer to meet your Governor?
Are you so broke that you couldn’t afford a decent outfit?
He looks so disgusting like an Over fed pig and I’m so sure that he just farted…Tueh!!

Wetin I wan understand is how Niyi fit dress like agbero with sleeveless go government house? I’m just very confused…

XiaoLi:
Cry cry baby...why not clean it by yourself huh ??

Your NL cia or whatever you call it will attack or blackmail someone you will keep silent...then i apply self defence and you start to cry like a baby..better don't involve youself in this and don't quote me again!!

Please how old are you? Are you sure you are a grown man? Your mates are making productive comments and see how you are going off like a wild dog on heat. It’s not your fault. It is Seun and his mods that let uncouth people like you get away with such none sense.

NarcissistKing:
You set boundaries by building respect. When you're good to your extended family, it will make it easier most times. No family will respect a man that is dissociating himself and his immediate from them. Yes, some families are very bad but not all. Some men are the cause of the family disputes after tgeir death.

You can't expect a family that you neglected or you didn't support while you are alive to treat your wife and kids well after your demise. I always tell people that it's good to empower your family if you have the capacity to do it. Some men are just greedy and too proud that they prefer to be the only successful person in the family.

Are you expecting Davido's aunts and uncles to be fighting over his father's property after his demise? His father is not even the richest among his siblings.

Which of Davido’s father’s siblings are richer than him? You go just open mouth waaaa….

silvoice:
We are in 2021 and this thread is already in 2024.

Very dry

HenryDion:
I'm 6'1

Every guy is 6’1 and above on Nairaland

seyoops4u:
Has it occurred that players mistakenly KISS each other when they run to celebrate their goals.

You know that when a player scores a goal, he runs to wherever he wants to celebrate while backing his/her team mates and maybe, unknowingly he turns to the same direction of a player that wants to hug him/her and unknowingly, their mouth meets (**gross** though).

Though, I haven't seen any of such and I don't pray to see it .

My question is; have you seen it happen ?

You be Gaylord Idi Amin

unite4real:
[s]it is expected that foreign reserve will improve significantly
naira will strengthen
economy will open up with lots of employment from value chains
more tax for the government
more funding for infrastructure, security, health and education against the present high percentage going to recurrent expenditure and debt servicing

it will only need a good head in government to steer these. If a new government came in place and applied kalo kalo style of governance, then we are all doomed[/s].

Trash!

You must be a student.

Edoi:
Add Dr Osahon Enabulele, President World Medical Association Health Organisation.

You must be dreaming. President of WHO is Tedros Adhanom. An Ethiopian national

iwaeda:
https://thenationonlineng.net/nigerians-who-head-international-organisations/

Amina and Chikwe are not heading those organizations.

They forgot to add Benedict Orama of Afreximbank

Banky W - very arrogant mofo. I dey go same gym with am but when I saw him at the club and greeted the fool, he look me up to down like say I be scallywag

MI - was also going to the same gym. Very humble guy. Saw him at the club and the guy shook me well and even ask how I dey

Amaju Pinnick - Jammed the stupid fool in a hotel in Accra. The idiot dey carry nose for me after I introduced myself to him as a Nigerian. Very ugly man

Tubaba - came to club with one very fine yellow girl like that. Came to greet all of us wey dey VIP with am

Jay Jay Okocha - carry some correct fresh girls come club. The nicest celeb ever. Just dey give everybody free Cristal champagne

Davido - that one came with 3BG guys like 20 boys. He just dey him table dey wink at my girl all through the night. He no even send me

Obafemi Martins - also moves around with like a dozen people. Went to him as he was eating with his friends (including this nice half caste girl) and he gladly gave me an autograph. Correct guy

Reminisce - we siddon for plane to London. Jolly good fella..but he drank too much and vomited

OBJ - Baba was my seat mate on the way to London. Nice guy. As we reach Heathrow, Baba just dey waka like soldier. Waka even faster than his aides. As we dey passport control, they announced the presence of the former president of Naija, Olusegun Obasanjo and everybody clap including oyibo. Baba just bow like gentleman

Beorn:
Whitemoney said Maria looked like Mammy water. JMK looked like marine spirit imported from Bermuda. That Princess shocked him the most, she looked beautiful. That Queen looked beautiful and was dancing on her own as she normally does. That they talked.

It was Maria he called mammy water imported from Bermuda. Stop misrepresenting the facts

MizzD:
Glad no one was evicted tonight sha

Longest I’ve watched in a while... I don try

Ire o

You will wake up and find only 5 housemates.

The plan is to kidnap that unfortunate housemate when they are asleep…you better stay up if you want to see it..

fitzmayowa:
Say whatever you like about Emmanuel one thing he does well is take care of Liquorose.....

Sans the cameras, that nigga wouldn’t give a flying fk

tonididdy:
A feast by 2am in the morning

Na only am chop all the night feast o

It took Cross a whole 70days to figure Angel out. What a slow poke