₦airaland Forum

Skyflygang2:
Maybe u referring to ur mother. You son of a fool

So says the fool that has his phone number on Nairaland

Skyflygang2:
Then you must be that mad man...

No. Actually your father is. Clearly you come from a lineage of uncouth animals!

Skyflygang2:
Use ur head guy nobody in this nigeria can burn 50naira talkless of 70k. The whole story is fake. My point

A mad man will burn one million dollars with no remorse

Cyntie55:
Good day nairalanders. Season greetings to y'all. I'm so angry right now. Please I need mature advice.

If this story is true, then I will tell you what the issue is. It is mental health issue. Your brother is going loco. He’s losing it and if care is not taken, he will harm someone in that house.

I have a relative facing the exact same thing. As someone suggested, call some very hefty wicked looking aboki soldiers to come and tie him up and give him the flogging of his life with strong koboko. They should also give him serious punishment like a secondary school student to reset his kolomental brain and then have him sign an undertaken to be of his best behavior going forward.

My fear for you is that if he’s far gone in his kolomental problem, then this can trigger him to harm and possibly murder one or both of you when the soldiers are gone. Perhaps have the soldiers carry him to yaba left and drop him there.

Don’t joke with this matter. It is a serious something. If not nipped in the bud right now, that guy will make your lives living hell.

Lesson learnt: stop pampering lazy youths. Start to discipline them from a very young age. Once they enter street and start doing yahoo yahoo and smoking Arizona, Omo it is over…Merry Xmas!

MissSlimbody:
Late Breakfast.

Custard and Ewa Agoyin

Hope you didn’t scatter somebody’s son’s toilet after consuming this deadly combo

Teaser4:
Earth to Jupiter nah $50m ooooo

Is there anyone waiting, parking or hawking in that picture

Why Tony wear that useless caterpillar akpola shoe na? Short man complex?

Mariangeles:
Labadi rest!

Huh?

aboyaji:
Ever seen 2 forks dipped into the plate for 2?

Whether one or ten forks, heart attack is real. Better stop eating fatty junk in 2022. It’s for your own good sha

GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Creamy tilapia dirty rice soup topped with parsley flakes.

Unfortunately, there was no whip cream so I had to improvise with milk and corn starch.

This looks nasty jor

chyzoo4u:
I listened to one Fr. Mbaka message some years ago on how the bank will get problem.

Do anyone remember?

That was him stating the fking obvious. Come on man God gave us brains for a reason. To think….

Kinzo0917:
he speaks good and polished English. Go and google one of his interview he had with one of this international radios. I am not his fans but the guy is super duper intelligent

I wrote the exact same thing to respond to that guy. Wizkid doesn’t talk too much so people think he’s unintelligent but he is actually one of the most articulate artistes in Naija.

soulfood:
Wizkid does not sound like someone that can hold a conversation for 2 seconds without everything bursting... he is a man of few words. Me thinks he needs to go back and do some schooling even if na online.

You are wrong! Wizkid speaks well. Much better than most Naija artistes. He doesn’t talk a lot so you won’t realize how articulate he actually is. Go and check out his interviews with international news outlets…

Divay22:
Dinner

Is that custard abi yellow pap with soup? I feel nauseous just looking at that combo

pius4luv:
What's your problem, did her husband complain to you about her weight I don't understand why we Nigeria doesn't always face our problem, we always put mouth what doesn't concern us well I'm really enjoying your pictures keep it coming and God bless you ,i wish to be in your shoes too uploading pictures i pray God will do my own soon Amen

I can’t make sense of the senseless gibberish you wrote there. I recommend Brighter Grammar for you this Christmas

favor914:
Typical lazy Youth.

If only you knew….

Soffyh:
even lashing com first before money,50% women manage in a relationship because of satisfied cucumber and also 50% ran out of relationship when the cucumber is so tiny, wen moody and it’s expand , will now be like drawer inside well they prefer big cucumber even if na 1minute perform

Stay away from Arizona. Haba what is the meaning of this gibberish?

FreeStuffsNG:
I am not surprised that nothing was found on her. She's a thoroughly clean and clear person.
I am sure she's still going to serve in a higher public office someday. I still remember her making a strong appeal in that small room of professionals that day pleading with top class professionals to join politics and be part of governance. She lamented that we left the public civil service for mostly the backbenchers of our secondary school and university yet turn around to wonder why our public service is poor in service delivery.

Easy for her to say. After making enough money from IBTC, she come turn to motivational speaker for Nigerian politics. Yeye dey smell

Mko123:
Hmm to whom this may concern and to whom this is presented to. dat babe fine Redpillers, Alpha and Beta male. How market?

Have you seen her in real life? You must be a child

CMC180:
Food

Jesu Christy na shait be that on top toilet paper?

Y’all are fools. No man in the history of mankind will no ever buy a woman a private jet. Not even Elon Musk as rich as he is. This is definitely a rented Private Jet which anyone can afford with a couple hundred gs…

Gnmukin:
F

Look at this space booker? Are you okay?

GboyegaD:
I am not a cook but a professional working from home. I grew up in a home where my mom sold food as such, cooking is no big deal. My dad as professional as he was back then assisted so it was normal for everyone to assist and that way, you learn to love cooking.

Most times, my wife makes breakfast because I resume a bit early. She starts later so it is just being fair and responsible of me to make dinner knowing by the time she gets off her desk it is time for dinner.

Overall, we discuss breakfast and dinner for the week on Sunday so that we can be flexible and not have a boring food schedule.

Oh I see. What about lunch? Una no dey discuss lunch?

GboyegaD:
Breakfast:

Puff Puff and cream (mayonnaise, sour cream, red wine vinegar, honey, salt, and black pepper).

Uncle chef. I hail o

dollyjoy:

This doesn’t look appetizing

GboyegaD:
Breakfast:

Puff Puff and cream (mayonnaise, sour cream, red wine vinegar, honey, salt, and black pepper).

Uncle, please are you a cook or something like that? If not, what motivates you as a man to keep cooking and cooking and cooking? You no dey tire?

Danremmy:
Good afternoon,


Few weeks ago, I started seeing pus on my penis when i go to urinate, sometimes i feel pains when peeing and i pee frequently, but the pains stopped after using ampiclox beecham and anti biotic drugs prescribed to me at a pharmacy, but the pus hasnt stopped showing.

So this morning, while in toilet trying to pee, i noticed it was only blood coming out. i have peed four times today already but i am seeing just blood instead of the normal urine, even the pus is still not gone

Please help me, i need advise. both herbal and medical medications. i guess its gonnorhea, or if u have an advise of what it is, please share with solution.

please no bashing, its just my girlfriend and i.
i don't do adultery

Your so called girlfriend don dash you yamayama disease

fineboynl:
History has shown music money don't last a lifetime. Except those who really makes it big like Michael Jackson. And Invest.

Even Michael Jackson was having Cashflow problems when he died.