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Christianity EtcRe: Falling Down Under Anointing? by trolling(m):
idnoble135: Here

Care to explain;
1. Who are pagan christians?
2. What do they do?
3. Give a link to where the expression "pagan christians" can be found in the word".
Thank you!
And he brought me into the inner court of the Lord's house, and, behold, at the door of the temple of the Lord, between the porch and the altar, were about five and twenty men, with their backs toward the temple of the Lord, and their faces toward the east; and they worshiped the sun toward the east.Ezekiel 8:16. now correlate this to Sun day worship,you pagans worship the Sun and the Sun god when you worship on Sunday,a day dedicated to the "lightbearer", the morning sun, the son of the morning,the "illuminated" one, the "illuminati",even Jay Z dedicated a song to Lucifer,google son of the morning by Jay z
Christianity EtcRe: Falling Down Under Anointing? by trolling(m): 3:50am On Aug 17, 2013
idnoble135: Holy Spirit was created? What junk! Prove it bro...
Oh! And i see... You add that you are a pharisee. Ok. Thanks for the info. That helps me know who i am conversing with. But for now, prove it!
i'll give you the script to read,now if u have spirit of truth which i doubt then you wont debate it...read Psalms 104:4
Christianity EtcRe: Falling Down Under Anointing? by trolling(m): 3:48am On Aug 17, 2013
idnoble135: A NLander bears that name. Are you referring to him. Or one of those gods?
google is your friend? Remember in Deuteronomy 4:19,we are instructed not to worship the host of the heaven,now what is the host of heaven?
Christianity EtcRe: Falling Down Under Anointing? by trolling(m): 3:39am On Aug 17, 2013
idnoble135: Here

Care to explain;
1. Who are pagan christians?
2. What do they do?
3. Give a link to where the expression "pagan christians" can be found in the word".
Thank you!
Have you heard of Horus?
Christianity EtcRe: Falling Down Under Anointing? by trolling(m): 3:36am On Aug 17, 2013
idnoble135: Away with that thought. The Holy Spirit was never created. What proof do you have that demons were created from energy? Because God in my bible was silent on that. So what proof do you have.
who told you He was silent about it?why should i teach or show you in the script where it says so,i would only be casting my pearls away to your indoctrinated mind,its in the book of Psalms if u wanna know,its my sabbath and i dont wanna argue but if u wanna go there im a Pharisee in the word
Christianity EtcRe: Falling Down Under Anointing? by trolling(m): 3:33am On Aug 17, 2013
idnoble135: dont be in a haste to conclude. I can also show that it was of God!
abeg go sit dan for one place, i can define anointing to you guys and it aint none of this gibberish u Christians are talking about....
Christianity EtcRe: Falling Down Under Anointing? by trolling(m): 3:19am On Aug 17, 2013
jude d writer: What we all call "anointing" is just like electricity, but this time heavenly. Like electricity, u can feel it go through ur body, it brings a strange feeling of warmth, coldness, or trembling and sometimes overwhelms ur spirit which results sometimes in falling. The anointing is God's style of touching His people nd solving their problems. Let's not make a mockery of it, it is real.
the Holy Spirit and demons were all created out of Energy, whether in the flesh or on the Spirit their electric magnetic field impacts/consumes us
Christianity EtcRe: Falling Down Under Anointing? by trolling(m): 3:13am On Aug 17, 2013
Coldfeet: I have fallen just once! During a deliverance session at the WONDER CITY Church of late Gab Oduyemi! NOBODY touched me!! And I fell flawlessly to the tiled floor like a leaf, feeling no pains whatsoever! screaming and writhing and spewing incoherent words! Those that where around me had to shift (so I was told later) cos they said I looked different!!! I believe in the powers of the Holy Spirit taking hold of someone even though there are a whole lots of charlatans and actors out there. Am a witness! Am a prove.
u were under a demonic influence, i can take you to the book of Ezekiel and show you that when the Holy Spirit posesses someone they dont do all those bizarre things u pagan Christians do
Christianity EtcRe: Falling Down Under Anointing? by trolling(m): 5:54pm On Aug 15, 2013
I laugh at this christians, very strange religion, Mystery Babylon hmmm
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Nelson Mandela Challenge - (0 - 2) - Full Time by trolling(m): 4:27pm On Aug 15, 2013
i officially close this thread,if dem born u well, continue am angry
Science/TechnologyRe: Korea Constructs Road That Wirelessly Charges Moving Electric Buses by trolling(m): 12:02am On Aug 15, 2013
kinkymax: Chai. Naija ao mani times I cal u? U re finished. U re crippled. Ppl who talk say mak we pray for naija jst deceiv demselves. Kai kai I can't blv dis. Dis is jst like an imagination bt is reli happenin. Road chargin d batteries of a movin bus kai kai naija u re doomed. Ordinary surface dressin wt granite dem neva put for our roads. Haaaaaaaaaaaa oluwa wetin b our sin. U jst av to forgiv us
their sin touching the Apple of His eye...u didnt know that the son of Ham was cursed,so if he was cursed do you think anything good can come out him and his land
Foreign AffairsRe: Egypt Declares State Of Emergency (pictures) by trolling(m): 11:45pm On Aug 14, 2013
vire: Peace will never happen anywhere in this world....there will always be a war with the haves and have not....Even if they vote the nicest man in.........the shadow government will always have their way in the affairs of men..........democracy is a big lie from the pit of hell............it doesnt exist angry angry angry angry
spot on, theocracy is the answer
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Nelson Mandela Challenge - (0 - 2) - Full Time by trolling(m): 9:57pm On Aug 14, 2013
who wan play wordswithfriends....i wan bulala somebody tonight, maybe a southafrican grin
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Nelson Mandela Challenge - (0 - 2) - Full Time by trolling(m): 9:51pm On Aug 14, 2013
CFCfan: Result: The USA came from 2-0 down to beat Bosnia-Herzegovina 4-3 in Sarajevo. Jozy Altidore scored a hatrick for the Americans, whilst Edin Dzeko scored a brace for the Bosnians.
who ask you question na abi we resemble usa angry
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Nelson Mandela Challenge - (0 - 2) - Full Time by trolling(m): 9:24pm On Aug 14, 2013
when does the match begin?
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong To Have A Sugar Daddy for School Fees? by trolling(m): 1:14pm On Aug 14, 2013
Sanboy25: Hahaha
My day was perfect thanks and you ? smiley
If you no be virgin and you are not married wetin you be? If u bangg sugar daddy or boyfriend what difference does it make, I don't condone fornication but I'm just saying
HealthRe: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by trolling(m): 1:24am On Aug 14, 2013
milehigh06: had not seen yours b4 i typed mine,my experieence was similar to this and I would also go to bed with a tasbir,quran and bible just to be safe and it really reduced after taht but still would occur when I was not with them but it totally stopped mysteriously when i moved from where I was staying
that place must have been haunted, houses should be anointed
HealthRe: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by trolling(m): 1:08am On Aug 14, 2013
Agrika: Sadly...this is more spiritual than our scientists could ever admit...mine started as far back as 2007...it was so bizarre,...i have long cultivated the habit of waking up by 11pm and reading up to 3am...so i usually sleep around 3.30 am, now these "attacks" usually take place around this time, it was as if something was waiting for me to lie on the bed so that it could "prounce" me,..... It usually begins with a sound of a strong wind violently blowing in my ear, then followed by a sensation of being "dragged" out of ur body....most times i could be uttering "blood of Jesus!" holy ghost fire etc in my mind....the one that really sent the message home that this was not ordinary was the day i was sleep "paralysing" and i could swear by my grandfather's grave that someone or something was lying on top of me...i later slept and i dreamt i saw long dark fingers at the edge of my bed....and the worst thing of all was i came from a family who dont believe in the existense of "supernatural beings"...being staunch catholics they were only limited to thier hail marys and all that..failing to realise the power that lies within those prayers, if prayed in earnest and with purpose.....Sometimes i could stay upto an hour in bed, to observers i may look asleep but deep within me i was struggling to wake up, it got to an extent that i could wake up at night and become hysterical, shouting at no one in particular....to cut the over-long story short...i took praying the rosary and also prayed and read the Psalms at midnight, and the whole thing ceased, the last time such type of experience "nearly" occured again was last month, but i "commanded" it to stop #Nwa Jesus Tinz lol!# ....mind you i took up that iniative on my own, my parents were still doubtful about the existence of supernatural beings...until a family member was delivered from the marine and serpent kingdom...live in front of my Dad, he saw a young 18 year old girl speaking in an authoritative grand male voice...nobody tell am make him believe by force.....so my dear carry prayer pursue that ur paralysis, speak to your situation!
tell me more about this water and marine kingdom and how did your dad see a girl in front of him and explain the male voice...
HealthRe: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by trolling(m): 12:32am On Aug 14, 2013
pimp_lucious :
Sorry to disappoint u I'm not an atheist and I sure do not see any reason spiritual solution should be the first thing that comes to mind when I'm confronted with something I don't understand. We live in a logical world. All the spiritual assertion regarding this issue is just illogical. If u believe 1 + 1 can only equals 2 without having to be spiritual about it then u shld always seek for logical solution to things first. Not sure if u get what I'm saying
i get what you are saying,you say we live in logical world. now using your logic, where does those voices come from when you are embark on astral projection? explain how you can feel and hear wind/air but you cant see it, what was it that was trying to kill you like you stated when you ran to your t.b joshua if you don't believe in spiritual things, using your logical mind explain to me logically when you astral project,i have more questions for your logical mind in regards to the spiritual realm, i believe science and logic should answer those questions cheesy
HealthRe: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by trolling(m): 11:15pm On Aug 13, 2013
ultimatebunmi1: plz check up d celling where u lay ur head if there is no spider web there,this has happen to me twice and I discover this is the course of it,plz work on this thank u and be prayerful.
what happens when someone is in a web,once you realize then you get the picture, there's a reason why spiderman is aired on tv and in the comics
HealthRe: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by trolling(m):
pimp_lucious :
I think I get where ur driving at but truth is, I try to find scientific explanation to things I do not ordinarily understand in life and I always do get an answer and that keeps me calm. I will be bothered if I experience something that can't be scientifically explained then and then alone I begin to sick spiritual solution.
you dont need any so-called sciece,i can give u biblical examples of it,theres nothing new under the sun,some things science so-called cant explain it, how would science know the mysteries of the spiritual realm...i guess u might be an atheist
EducationRe: FG Can't Meet With ASUU Demands - Okonjo-Iweala by trolling(m): 10:49pm On Aug 13, 2013
when would this people realize that you guys have been indoctrinated, your lives has been planned by the powers that be....get a primary,secondary,tertiary education,marry, buy a house a car, have kids and then repeat the cycle with your kids then you die,is that what life is really all about, let me give you guys the heads up,when this SHTF your degrees wont profit you,take Greece,Spain,France,Portugal even the States...Woe to them that trust in ''chariots" and "horses", you and your high horses would be humbled.
EducationRe: FG Holds Crucial Talks With ASUU Today -releases N100bn To Suswam-led Committee by trolling(m): 9:53pm On Aug 13, 2013
Kslib: You see what ASUU strike has done to this innocent poor boy.. ASUU forcefully sent him home due to the strike and just some weeks later,his brain has completely entered sleep mode and he cant even differenciate btw 1st,2nd 3rd 4th and even 5th!!
ASUU better call off this strike quickly before students start using google to spell-check if they spelt their names correctly!!
It is well!!
grin grin cheesy
HealthRe: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by trolling(m): 9:33pm On Aug 13, 2013
kofsy: As in eh! The breathing part is the part that stresses one... Whenever it happens to me, I just keep repeating "blood of Jesus"---then after like 40seconds-1minutes I regain control over my body... There should be a treatment for this condition.

My mum once told me it's usually happens when a lizard is passing on the wall over your head. sad sad
lol your mum told you one of those old wives fables grin
HealthRe: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by trolling(m): 9:27pm On Aug 13, 2013
Feranchek: nne u're not d only it happened or is happening 2. i actually experienced same tin wen i was bout 15-17yrs of age. i wouldn't say itz normal though. in my own case, it got 2 a point daht I became soooo scared of going 2 bed. anyway, all i'll advise is 4 u 2 sleep on ur tommy buht most importantly, remove eery aota of fear in u and just go 2 bed peacefully (afta ur regular nyt prayers sha).............o ga dimma
like John said Fear has torment, question is where does fear comes from....the solution to that is this Perfect Love cast out fear
HealthRe: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by trolling(m): 9:24pm On Aug 13, 2013
pimp_lucious :
Its nothing to worry about. I've witnessed this a number of times such that I can actually induce it if I want. At the initial stage I used to hear voices, very distinct voices. I once heard a voice during one of those episode says if not fr TB Joshua he would have killed me. That got me really distressed. But now sleep paralysis don't bug me no more.

U would come to understand that sleep paralysis is in tandem with OBE (Out of Body Experience) and basically harmless. It is like a first step in the process of experiencing OBE phenomenon, like the first door to a more spiritual experience.

When next u experience it just free urself, mind. If u do, at some point u will feel something trying to leave ur body, There is no mistaking that feeling it is a resounding feeling that cld get u scared. If u do get scared struggle within like ur struggling to stay awake. At this point, u will either wake up, or start the process of u trying to leave ur body.

Trust me it's natural for human to experience this and it is very harmless, too. Try it, free ur mind and come back to tell ur experience.

NB: it is also a way the brain try stopping the body from waking up b4 it.
the question is who is projecting your "spirit" into the astral realm and where is he taking you to? when you say the brain, who impacts and influences the "members" in your brain
Music/RadioRe: P-Square's Personally Surpasses 3Million Youtube Views In 8 weeks by trolling(m): 9:11pm On Aug 13, 2013
aint nothing unique about this, same old tune
HealthRe: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by trolling(m): 8:56pm On Aug 13, 2013
idnoble135: It has occured to me about three times, but out this year. Its not a good experience at all.
I'd be awake, hear what is being discussed. I'd try to reply but i cant speak. I'd try to move but its impossible. At first, i asked myself, "Lord, is this how it feels like when people are about to die?" I even said my last prayers, lol... But it has stopped.
I dont know the cause but its not a good experience. Its like your spirit feels trapped in your body and not being able to move or talk.
thats exactly what it is,its spiritual captivity or entrapment,even David said you held me from speaking Psalms 39:9 (paraphrasing) Moses was even told who created the eyes and the mouth when he said he was of slow speech
HealthRe: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by trolling(m): 8:52pm On Aug 13, 2013
even me wey i strong thru the Spirit when i walk in my flesh,i experience bizarre experience in between sleep,imagine a force making you bite your tongue only to wake up to see that you have a sore on your tongue,like i said the Spirit or the Flesh quickens the body
HealthRe: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by trolling(m): 8:44pm On Aug 13, 2013
jesuslovesme123: It's happened to me 3 or 4 times in the recent past, the most recent occurrence being last month. Bizarre as it may sound, I was awoken from my sleep because I felt a presence next to me - close to my head. Unfortunately, the duvet was covering my eyes so I couldn't see who / what it was, but the presence was very strong. I tried in vain (several times) to use my hands to pull down the duvet to see what was there. My hands refused to move. Then I thought I may be dreaming, but my mother and uncle were chatting in the living room and I could hear every word they were saying. Things got worse when I felt the presence move closer, and then felt a bite on the fingers of my left hand. I wanted to jump up and scream but I could neither move nor speak. I was lying on my back.

No, I wasn't drunk, and I wasn't dreaming. It was real. A few minutes later I fell asleep again, and then woke up - this time, I woke up normally.

That very day I researched it online, and realised that several people around the world have experienced similar, bizarre encounters. Many recommended saying a word of prayer (in your mind, if you can't speak). I hope it never happens to me again, but if it does, I'll say a word of prayer.
your answer lies in the book of Job,aint nothing new under the sun and the Spirit wouldnt allow you to see him,instead of seeing him,he would show you the face of someone familiar

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