₦airaland Forum

BlackAfrican:
And what if she was your sister??

franciskaine:
ur president u call disease? U can do better than dis.

adisabarber:
If you suck this breast and you no belch, you fit get constipation

adrian3000:
Your village people might be on nairaland. . .be careful

Saintmary:
and he hasn't been charged to court for any of these offences!!! seems your wife's family is aiding and abetting crime. Are you guys going to wait until he kills someone?

spacyzuma:
How TF is he still walking around as a free man? Pls tell me he's locked up somewhere!?!?

Saintmary:
he might just have behavioural disorders. We have a dire shortage of psychotherapists in this country.

spacyzuma:
This is the first time I’m visiting the family section of NL, but this is the best place to discuss this subject.

Have you ever had doubts that you’re not the true child of your parents? Or that you’re not the true parent of your child? Or that one member of your family must have been adopted because he/she looks/acts so different from the rest of the family?

Have you considered that you or your child or that family member could have been SWITCHED AT BIRTH?

Months ago, I read 2 separate incidents of children who were mistakenly switched at birth and discovered it years later. One happened in South Africa, the other happened at Bogota Colombia.

When I was a kid, I watched a movie with my family called “Switched at Birth” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switched_at_Birth_(film)
Today, for some reason, I remembered the film and googled it. It was based on real-life story in America.

Then I found this page and I recommend that you all read it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babies_switched_at_birth#In_reality
Full of real-life situations where it was discovered that babies had been switched at birth. Some ended happily. Some were just painful to read, like the Japanese truck driver who was 60 years old when he discovered that he was from royalty and had been switched at birth :’(


Babies switched at birth is rare, but it does happen. And the consequences can be really huge and expensive.
It can happen due to mistakes from midwives and hospital staff.
It can also be malicious. I’m sure many of us have heard at least one story of a midwife ‘stealing’ a healthy newborn baby and selling it, while lying to the parents that their baby died, or substituting another baby instead. Or the one where one of the parents connives with the midwife to replace a female baby because they want a baby boy. SMH.


I wonder how often this happens in Nigeria.
But then remember that in Nigeria, we generally are very poor at recording data, keeping records, and conducting proper investigations.


This is another good reason why DNA testing is recommended for children. It’s not always because of suspicions of cheating. But also to assist medical history.

If you’ve had such suspicions about yourself or anyone, please don’t panic! And don’t start stupidly blaming enemies or village people or witches/wizards/Satan (rme). It's also not by yelling "God/Allah forbid!" and doing prayers. It can happen to anyone. Thankfully, we live in an era where we have scientific tools to investigate these things. If you can afford to, please do DNA test to calm or confirm your suspicions.
Sometimes, you don’t even need DNA testing (which is very expensive). Blood genotype tests may be enough.

pol23:
Nigerians I hope you will someday wake up and be patriotic instead of your selfishness and greed.
I hope you don't someday loose this blessed country.
[s]Nigerians need to fight to save Nigeria...[/s]

HungerBAD:
Nigeria do not deserve President Muhammadu Buhari. He should leave us to our fate. Nigerians do not seem to realise when someone is doing a lot for them, and to top the list of the many heinous sins of Nigerians is our impatience…very impatient set of humans.

The impatience is so conspicuous that even the President was forced to call us out on national television during his new year broadcast. Poor Buhari, he has been bludgeoned left, right and centre, even by his Mrs.

As regards the matter with this Fulani Hell’s men…sorry. I mean to write herdsmen, this cranky antiquated computer sometimes seem to have a mind of its own and I have no control over it, just like ‘some’ people are accusing the Commander in Chief of the federal republic of Nigeria of not having any control over his gun-totting kinsmen.


Some even called him out for not ensuring the arrest of the spokesman for the Miyetti Allah who admitted that the 74 souls that were snatched in their sleep were in retaliation for 800 stolen cows.

Nigerians sha. Very funny people. How dare them! Of course, he has control over them. He is General Buhari, remember? Go and ask IPOB and everybody ‘unfortunate’ enough to be in their vicinity, as the military spared nothing to trample, subdue and suppress them without sparing any life in the onslaught.

Some argue that they were armless citizens exercising their freedom of expression and right to self determination as espoused by the UN charter on self determination…story story…Baba says they are terrorists and so it is, they are a threat to our compulsory concatenation as a “united” country.

However, the Fulani herdsmen cannot be terrorists, far from it. How can you call someone trying to feed his cow a terrorist, even if it involves obliterating an entire village to do that! Cows are a special creation of God, much more special than human beings. What’s a human life compared to a cow? A cow! Do we even realise the sanctity of their existence? Ask Indians. A cow has every right to eat your crops and could even take a stroll into your sitting and excrete on your expensive centre rug. Every farmer should realise that the volume of their harvest is at the mercy of the mighty cow.


A herdsman could decide to allow his cattle decimate an entire farm land and anybody who as much raise their voices in protest should be gunned with an Ak47 or hacked to death or better still roasted and allowed to serve as manure for the crops the cattle would come back to eat.

This is why the herders, from Benue to Kaduna to Oyo to Delta State are out with their one million naira Ak47 rifles (Don’t ask where they are getting those expensive weapons from, must you know everything? Aproko) are terminating the continuation of an entire lineage, killing, maiming, burning and matcheting humans...those lowly humans.

And now some mischievous folks - because of Buhari’s ascendancy to the hallowed position  as Nigeria’s number one citizen with a no-where-to-be-found certificate while they, with all their doctorates degrees and endless sojourn at the ivory towers are not anywhere near the seat - are criticising Buhari for not taking a decisive step against these herders like he did to IPOB. They are accusing the GCFR of ethnic solipsism, refusing to factor in the fact that the president himself, like his gun totting kinsmen appreciates the value of a cow. He understands the actions of the herders and empthasizes with them: their travails and their ideology.

He has over a hundred cows in his hometown...and well, I know some merchants of mischief would say that he has had those cows ever since the days of the Great Flood, claiming these cattle never seem to increase or decrease in number; but then Buhari does not owe anybody any explanation for the state of his pastoral enterprise now, does he?

These same Nigerians accusing the GCFR of ethnic solipsism even expected him to visit Benue to commiserate with the victims and families of those who died from the tragic New Year massacre. Will his visit bring them back? How many funerals can he attend? Must he copy presidents of other countries in the world? Moreover, he was busy receiving the seven northern wise men who, out of their love for Nigeria, decided to pay him a visit to encourage their ‘brother’ to contest again in 2019: very deep thinking, sagacious and introspective men.

These ungrateful Nigerians calling on the president to address this contentious issue are still the ones rejecting the idea for a cattle colony, arguing that it is a way of purloining their land and advertently establishing a Fulani empire in guise. What a conspiracy theory! The Fulanis would never do that! That Ottman Dan Fudio repeatedly did does not mean they would.

You just have to trust them. Is mutual trust not one of the pillars of our unity anymore? They even went further in their inscrutable sojourn of obstinacy that the herders should instead set up ranches; investing like every other businesses instead of herding their cows to gnaw and chew away at crops across the country. Imagine, just imagine that. Why would anybody make such outrageous demands?

It is good that, as reported by The Guardian on Monday, January 22, 2018, the Jamatul Nasir Islam (JNI), through its Secretary General, Sheikh Khalid Abubakar that ‘the whole Fulani herdsmen debacle is a coinage “mischievously” invented by the Christian Association of Nigeria in order to heat up the polity in preparation for 2019.

The group even warned the Christian leaders not to take the Nigerian Muslim’s patience for foolishness. Add that to the fact that no major northern leader has expressly condemned the activities of the Fulani herdsmen. Does this not show that these ‘disgruntled’ Nigerians mainly from some sections of the country are merely crying wolf?

As mentioned earlier, Nigerians do not deserve Buhari. This fact is now succinct and clear enough. Buhari should leave Nigerians with our ‘impatience’ and simply return to Daura to fend for his 150 cows. I am pretty sure those poor cows have sorely missed him and would appreciate him more than the impatient 180 million Nigerians. I alongside other true lovers of Buhari will help him make that decision at the polls next year.

Olorunfemi lives in Lagos.

http://guardian.ng/opinion/buhari-a-president-too-good-for-us/

Mynd44:
I dont watch football so I can easily shift it to one side for a date

akeentech:
Every tournament Nigeria participated I always see supporters gearing the team, I've always wanted to join but I don't know how to. Please how do people join Nigeria Supporters club?

Golly1:
From Grass to Grace
My name is John Richard, a retired military officer. I retired due to some health issues beyond my my control. I was paid a gratuity of #500,000. My wife and I were really bothered as we didn’t have a house of our own, a car, other means of livelihood and we didn’t know where to start from. I have 5 children, 2 of which are in secondary school and 3 in primary school, so we were also worried of how to train them to university level.
After some time, about three months later, I was fully recovered from the illness and we had to move on with life. My wife saw a three bedroom flat for rent which cost #200,000 and getting landed property cost at least a million naira which we didn’t even have, not to talk of building a house. I luckily saw a plot of land for #250,000 but my wife complained the place was too far, underdeveloped and not being occupied by residents. I had to convince her for us to get the plot of land for #250,000 instead of paying #200,000 for rent for a year and continue paying rent every year amongst other basic necessities of running a family.
We finally paid for the land, built a boysquater, set up fish pond in our compound. My wife and sister started teaching children in the same compound. Gradually, money started coming and I was able to acquire two more plots of land, built a big school and a duplex for myself and family.
By God’s grace, today (which makes it eight years) after, I am now a landlord with multiple streams of income. I own a big school in the same estate, two very big fish ponds , I drive a Murano Jeep while my wife drives a Toyota sienna. I have properties worth over thirty million naira with several employees. The same land which I got eight (cool years ago for #250,000 has appreciated to 5 million naira per plot of land. The estate is now very developed with a university, tarred road and industries around. I thank God for the wisdom and grace given to me to make the right decision of buying a plot of land. Indeed, landed properties remains the best the place to make investments as it gives you multiple returns in millions folds.
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Safiaa:
Did they glue her head on a different body?

redsun:
The Fulanis in power are systematically eliminating the militant that could pose a threat to bloodthirsty herdsmen and the heartless oil cartel.

Tessyama1:
A young man, Kayjay Karina Jacob's SS genotype reportedly changed to AA after attending Pastor David Ibiyeomie's '5 Nights of Glory crusade' at the Salvation Ministries in Port Harcourt.

Port Harcourt's first son, singer Duncan Mighty, who attends the church, shared photo of the guy's Haematology test results on his Instagram page and wrote;



https://www.instagram.com/p/BefDPVRAIRF/?hl=en


http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/01/mans-genotype-changes-from-ss-to-aa.html

sod09:
Where are our nairaland feminists na

jayson87:
Baba you wicked ooo. But you no see that Dorcas nose, it is big as luiz Suarez teeth

martowskin1:
Joblessness of the highest order

alexialin:
Lol.

See you!

Am a lady o!

No need yabbing them naw? Brokenness is not forever, remember.
Life na turn by turn o

Hope you know? So I don't like yabbing or mocking the broke ones, it's really not fair. It's not by ones power to be comfortable, it's just by His grace. I can attest to such.

LisaAnne:
Who degree help?
I've finished school since two years ago with no job

alexialin:
Oh oK
And that's good on your part.

Yeah she does.

alexialin:
I disagree on that. It's NOT only if she's a youth corper before u can take care and pamper your girlfriend whom u feel u want to spend the rest of your life with.
If you truly love and care for your woman, and she's a good blessed woman from God? Sowing a seed every month in her life will even bring more blessings to the guy's life and business. It works in both ways, especially who earns more , should help out financially in the life of the other.
I know of an ex, he was looking for a job then and I was financially buoyant. I always help him out financially and God was blessing my business inreturn, until he became too greedy for more money and back then I was also taking care. Of my late younger bro when he was alive.
Anyways he became greedy, he started flirting with ladies, he was virtually cheating on me, so I had to cut him loose and free him.
That's some years back. Now stylishly want to come back but sorry I ain't accepting.


In a nutshell, if u earn more than your partner, help and assist him or her financially every month, it pays.

I pray my man earns more than me, so he can care of some of my needs especially when am broke . There's nothing bad about it. And if he's down? I will help him in return.

What we companions for? Just Sexx and sweet mouth ?

alexialin:
I don't see anything wrong with what he said except the 50k is too much.

30k is better, then bf can keep the 35k.

Then if he earns higher, N50k sounds good.

Someone should give me his contacts, if he's single? We need to discuss.

sanpipita:
Nigerians are starting to act like whites who get bored and say or do lots of rubbish, allow people to work out their relationship in ways it suits them, stop setting stupid standards

kimbraa:
I think the dude was just being sarcastic but some of you have taken him seriously. 50K is a small amount for a dude who has and loves his girlfriend enough to want to do anything just to make her happy.

Beeman1:
STFU u this useless fooool.

dunkem21:
..and you sabi lick the vomit

adadike281:
Now, this is d height of it. My fellow women beating up my man? that type of man I what we Igbos call' okorobia amu nmili'.