₦airaland Forum

Zoom can handle it! But because of corruption and hondout dealers they won't like it.

Fulani DNA Loading.... If you get flat nose and your wife get flat nose una come born children with pointed nose. Don't waste time for DNA. Na Fulani give your wife belle. Run! Because those children go set you ablaze one day

This one they didn't mention Abuja, I'm disturbed! Abuja might be the main target

After you have settled your quarrel you are now thinking about the past? Abi you be juju man...because you are beginning to think like one. Your wife might be right after all " JUJU MAN"

I hate debt...but my wedding landed me into debt of 3.8m. Like play like play na last year I finally pay off all the money. Na em be sey if na this kin guy I use em money e for roast me alive. I need to go buy one expensive wine for my guy wey wait for 6years to collect em money. I beg which wine dey very expensive make I go thank am. The guy dey Nairaland here...the day I go thank am I go show everybody.

Look at another mumu self acclaimed men of God.... I beg o which of the shekauh? And who told you if the man dies the insurgence will be over? If shekauh dies today the next in command will take over, it is an Islamic mission that can't end now.

They should not borrow, we can buy it ourselves. This is the beginning of looting. Budgeting for what we don't need.

Person go carry this one put for house now dey call am my angel, my love, my yori yori...sincerely some women deserve to be called my demon. I dey fear my wife like small god. Remember na she dey cook and she might decide to kill me slowly.

I fear Yoruba woman for this one...brother brother, aunty aunty dem go dey give each other belle anyhow.

They should jail all the security men and arrest all those incharge of accounts and contracts including electrical engineering team. This country is a huge joke.

So painful...may their soul be accepted by God. I hope is not buhari converted Gas compliant vehicles.

ascek:
Thank you bro. This token you talk about, will the government decide it for me or I am to use my discretion?

The government have a specific levy on that. You are welcome

You are only required to pay 7.5% of your net profit when your company turnover 20million naira annually. I think you will be asked to pay a token for your annual audited account if you are not making such turnover.

Me and me alone

With one akara bomb the ship and the captain go vanish inside fish belle. No be only warship na worksheep.

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This is the same Zulum they are repackaging to us. All politicians are the same govern by same wild beast.

Na you dey manage your life ko

Two boxers a day? Me I dey use my boxer for one month before i wash it. My own smell help me control mosquito bites. Everything get advantage and disadvantage. I'm sure na one babe complain about op boxer...that is y e pain am.

Something is telling me they are not going to take the same one they are giving the public. I'm scared

Something is telling me they are not going to take the same one they are giving the public! I'm scared

BeeBeeOoh:
That's good but, of what importance are Nigerian professors to Nigeria?

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He can become vice president someday....

Better late than never...why em no bin give am car since, na when corona virus wan end the world em come dey remember helper. If na me na sell I go sell am use the money help the needy.

SilverNorGold:
What OP reported is 100% true! Unscrupulous criminal elements are going about looking for unsuspecting Nigerians to induce into selling their NIN which they will use for their nefarious activities! Please don't fall for it!

One suspect accosted me yesterday offering to buy my NIN for $3 million (USD) but I strongly rejected it. He disappeared before I could call the police.. Same thing happened to my friend, Yusuf. He was offered $130k which he also rejected!

So please, Nigerians, let's NOT be greedy and foolish... Selling your NIN is like selling your freedom, your identity! If anything bad happens, nobody will believe your story.

As for the criminals doing this thing, the long arm of the law will soon catch up with you!

Nigeria must better, by fire by force!

I beg! How can I get the contact of the NIN buyers...I can take the risk.

I know him, his name is Donald trump chukwudi.

Coldie:
Nigerian politicians are very shameless, u steal all our money use it to go abroad and live a good life then start using it to show off to us, as suffer head Nigerians be na

Buy ticket coming election

They should also ban him here @ https://nairaland/donaldtrump/

[quote author=Rockyworld post=97810577]that's no lie
imagine A bag of cement is ₦800 in Ghana if you convert it...

This is real business...I beg how can I smuggle a full truck of it from Ghana to Nigeria?

The difference between Nigeria and America... In Nigeria no one is ever arrested for political crimes and herdsmen killings...but America will identity offenders and possibly jail them. Humans are prone to crime it is only the rule of law that controls some countries.

God bless Catholic church...that gave good education platform before abacha sent the mossiomariei packing.

God bless Jonathan... He had the chance to uptown every election result. Power sweet sha!