₦airaland Forum

Actually agree with this. That Princess is one of the most boring and overrated comedians in the business. She is nowhere near as talented as Helen Paul and yet they keep inviting her to crack her dry jokes at shows.

KashyBaby:
damn! Who doesn't want that?

They look like Kashybaby and Baba Cele...

pucelle:
lol

no,the unwinged one doesn't tape to the back of the pad unlike the winged one

Whew! Thanks for the explanation. In my mind's eye I was begining to have some disturbing visions of flying "things".
Even more disturbing, I couldn't stop myself from enjoying the "vision" no matter how hard I tried! Dia ris God

pucelle:
that's an unwinged pad there

Shey the winged one dey fly?

Na wa o. She doesn't look like a "Ronke Tiamiyu"

As for padding maybe it was dat time of monthly visitation...

Good question. I suspect Osewa is no longer directly involved in the day to day opetations of NL. His mods do most of the work while he takes care of the executive end of things. Even his personal blog has not been touched since 2012.

If no be say na Flava, I go shout: "HOMO, HOMO, HOMO!!!"

Lol "True constructionist" Shey na house dem dey fight over?

pinceprinz:
Tell me something abeg

Are both of you very hairy? Maybe friction be the problemo.

pinceprinz:
lol I said their was no blood nor tear . Akamu dey cause peppery sensation ?

E depend o

StepTwo:
So I was coming back from Wuse, precisely Golden Gate Hotel, close to Wuse Market and decided to pick a taxi adjacent Zenith bank.

and this particular Taxi drove up to me with a driver and two passengers in it (male and female), the driver stopped where I was standing and asked where i was going to and I said Mpape, He asked the other ladies waiting and they said Katampe junction, the driver said since we were all going towards the same direction He would take us straight there.

we got in, he drove up to about Nicon Junction ,the lady who was inside before me decided to drop and after she did, the driver now asked the other guy who was also in the taxi before me if he had any load and the guy said yes, the driver started snarling at d guy, asking why the guy told him the first time that he had no load and d guy said he told him. the driver now asked the guy what was his load and the guy said just shoes and a carton of clothes.

To our surprize, the driving told the guy that what was in the carton wasnt clothes and the passenger repeated that it was his clothes and the driver said, "okay,since its clothes inside the carton, i will drive you to the police station, and all of a sudden the guy started begging d driver, we were all shocked, the driver now asked him where he got all d money in the carton and the guy said he worked for his Boss and he refused to pay him that is why he took d carton of money "which he said was in dollars" from the boss.

the driver now said He will drive the vehicle to the police and d guy started pleading again and offered that he will share the money 50/50 with the driver. the driver said no, that he would rather share it with all d passenges and the guy agreed, they now agreed on where they'll take the money to be shared, the rest of the passengers as well as myself were all quiet through out the arguement.they both agreed that we all should take it to a particular place and share," i have never heard of the place before".

I had a very terrible feeling about the whole arguement and decided to drop so i told the driver that i did not want to be a part of the sharing and he started abusing me, saying all sorts of things that I dont have the mind to live in Abuja which happens to be a place for the tough "as he put it". so i dropped and took another taxi to my location leaving them to share their money alone.

Just few hours later,news broke out that corpses of two young ladies were discovered at a particular location with their private parts and some organs missing. from the description given,it all went down to the very people i was with in the Taxi.

Please, Residents of Abuja and Nigeria, this seems to be the new trend ritualists deceive desperate Nigerians to their death, please beware of this and relay the information to the people around you.

Lalasticlala and Seun ,together we can save some lives

this starts with you.

This should be automatic Front Page material. Mods do your work maza maza.

pinceprinz:
check for what? lumps, veins or what exactly?

All of the above. Plus discharge of blood and "akamu"

A military babe will know how to make a guy stand at attention, if you know what I mean (wink)

OP are you this daft? From all the names here this event probably took place in East Africa, either in Kenya or Uganda.
Stop the hate against Ghana otherwise, Nigeria must go!

Tuface and that him restless "walking stick"

NKekuma:
See the girl

Are you looking in a mirror?

Kashybaby over to you

Uwa Mmebi. Who is safe these days? May this crime not go unpunished.

nollywoodbabe:
I understand you, but fearing something "STRANGE" doesn't equal to Racism ...... you are just being afraid of what you know very little about and when you know better, that Fear is gone! But Racist HATE you even if they know you are a good person, they just HATE you cos you look different from them.... Which means they are HATING you for what you have absolutely no control over!

You make a good point. But I think racism is too complex to be defined in such simple terms. What would you say if you saw a child playing with a blue, red or orange doll? Kids at that age are very inquisitive about things.
There is quite a bit of research that shows that racism comes naturally simply because of the chemistry of our brains and that even people with good intentions have sometimes unknowingly acted in a racist manner towards someone who looks different from them.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2164844/Racism-hardwired-human-brain--people-racists-knowing-it.html&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwiX7cf787vKAhVEeQ8KHV99CyMQFggLMAA&sig2=bGLw_aW86YPBEziElc99Mw&usg=AFQjCNHuqMi-nOFIIy_ZWPW_X3F804klfw

SHAMHOOD:
I have a serious issue here and i want people with matured mind to please help me out.
i finished my secondary school in year 2010 and since then have been looking for admission. I wrote jamb twice, passed them but never met unilag cut off mark for final exam. So fast forward to 2012 i wrote my 3rd jamb passed also and fortunately for me i was given admission to study business administration in unilag and at the same time accounting in yabatech i.e 2 schools offered me admission together. When i was about starting unilag registration that is screening and i had to print my admission letter but only saw the one for yabatech. So i went with everything they asked me to bring for screening except unilag admission letter because i can't find it on my jamb portal. So having checked everything, i was asked of my admission letter i.e unilag own and explained everything to them and was asked to go and reject yabatech admission to continue with the registration so i went to yabatech and rejected the admission. I started my school life well in unilag and presently am in my final year first semester. The big problem here is that up till now i don't have unilag admission letter on my jamb portal and i was told that i really need it for my NYSC.
Pls nairalanders how do i go about it cos am fed up. Have gone to senate to explain myself but they aren't really taking it serious and i have limited time.
pls help me out nairalanders. Any solution? And can i also serve without the admission letter? .
the mods should pls help in circulating this

Are you sure that Admission Letter is a requirement for Youth Service? I thought it is the Degree Certificate that matters the most.

The truth is that Nigeria is an artificial country which sprang into existence in an artificial way, without seeking any consultation from the millions of people of different ethnic and religious affiliations who had never had a history of living with each other. These peoples in spite of their glaring cultural differences were suddenly thrown together and told: "You're now one country."

We are living with the consequences of that folly today.

The evil influence of Real Madrid at work! You can't beat them on the field so you're trying to do it in the courtroom!

I won't say my opinion until Kashybaby comments. She is the expert on these kinds of topics.

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This is just one baby out of millions. It may not be the case for all infants. Even here in Nigeria, my best friend's cousin and his wife who are both very light skinned have a kid of about 4 years old who is scared of shaking hands with people who are dark-skinned because they don't look like his parents. He'll probably grow out of it eventually, but can you imagine how he might have turned out if he had been born as a white kid in Europe or North America?

Smellymouth:
Yawns!!!!

As you open dat your smelly mouth to yawn, na so the whole nairaland come dey smell like mess.

brownjulie:
and na fine man o

Very "fine" man...

Strolls past humming "Mbiri kambiri",

Notices post and stops to check name,

Usual suspect from usual catchment area confirmed,

Shakes his head and strolls on humming a new and depressing tune: "Uwa mmebi".....

bakila:
Please dont disturb us. The Handcuffs looks nice on Metuh with his handsome beards. Let me ask you if you know whether the handcuffs have anything to do with Pele?

Dat Metuh handcuff na the latest fashion accessory for happening guys in town. You fit order your own for Jumia or Konga

Who go take care of his pikin wife if dem send am to Kuje?