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The only certificate that should be looked down on is a fake one. A real certificate always has value, no matter the grade for which it was awarded.

Found another Christian! Again using your criteria

Really stewpid analogy. So a gallery of pictures of crosses superimposed on swastikas is evidence that the Nazis were Christians? Pitiful, anaemic and typically Islamic.

Produce evidence that the Nazis shouted "Jesus is Lord" as a prelude to carrying out their atrocities, the same way ISIS screams "Allahu Akbar" before launching terrorist attacks.

The koran and hadiths are the blueprint and guide for ISIS. In fact Abubakar Al-Baghdati the founder of ISIS is believed by his followers to be a Hafiz, someone who has memorised the koran.

ISIS is islamic through and through.

sinaj:
Diz wah I hope for

Diz me and Sinaj 50 years from now

How true is this?

Sad, but not surprising..

aprokomania:
and you are pretty?

At least I don't go out of my way to make myself ugly

This guy just gets uglier and weirder with each passing day.

Nigeria's president Muhammadu Buhari gave an exclusive interview to the Daily Telegraph last week. Here is the full record of his remarks.

Q: Are you willing to talk to Boko Haram about the missing Chibok schoolgirls?

A:"As long as we can establish the bona fides of the leadership of Boko Haram, we are prepared as a government to discuss with them how to get the girls back. But we have not established any evidence of a credible leadership."

Q: Is Abubakr Shekau still the leader of Boko Haram?

A:"I receive conflicting information about the status of Shekau. Some say he has been removed and replaced by a less charismatic terrorist leader.

"I think he must be on the run, because out of the 14 local government districts that Boko Haram used to call their caliphate, they now do not control any now. They are scattered around the Sambisa forest and they have resorted to attacking soft targets, people in churches, mosques and market places, and using improvised explosive devices."

Q:Are you seeking any further help from the West in the fight against Boko Haram?

A:"I was invited by the G7 during my visit to Europe to brief them on the issue of security Boko Haram, and I did so. I subsequently sent Nigeria's 'shopping list' in terms of the infrastructure destroyed. That is schools, medical facilities and other institutions, bridges blown up, and the estimates of repair."

Q: Did you also ask for Western military help?

A:"Yes, I did, but I don't want to give any details of that in public at present. As you know, we already have foreign military help in terms of training missions."

Q:And are you asking for additional military help beyond training missions?

A:"I am not asking for any of that yet. I want to be briefed first on the situation from the Nigerian military and also the police."

Q:The previous government used mercenaries from South Africa in the fight against Boko Haram, with some success. Would you consider doing the same?

A:"I personally was very disappointed that the previous government resorted to mercenaries. I was also disappointed by the recent revelations of how military allocations were also misappropriated. How is it that Nigeria's military, which has a good record across west Africa, cannot claim back to 14 out of 774 local governorates from Boko Haram? They have to ask for mercenaries from South Africa? How the mighty has fallen!"

Q: What is your feeling on the wider terror threats across west and north Africa at the moment, with terrorism attacks taking place in Mali and Burkina Faso?

A: "I think we should be very worried because with technology, Boko Haram and other terrorists have become very mobile in all continents, not only in Africa but also in Europe, America and Asia.

"For Africa and the Sahel, the demise of Gaddafi's regime led to a lot of armed and trained people, especially those from the Sahel, being dispersed. Fighting is the only thing they know, and they are available at a fee. The danger is there, and I am pleased that Europe has realised it too."

Q:There have been reports that Nigerians have been fighting for Isil in the Libyan city of Sirte. Is that true?

A: "I haven't seen confirmed reports about that, but I know that it is not only in Sirte - there are also Nigerians finding their way to Syria too. I don't know which side, but they may be fighing for Isil. How many, I have no idea."

Q: Have you ever had reports of people from the Nigerian diaspora in the UK being involved in Boko Haram in any way?

A: "No, but if I do, I will immediately raise the issue."

Q: A number of Nigerians use the migrant routes to come to the UK to claim asylum, saying their lives are at risk from Boko Haram. Is is legitimate for them to do so?

A: "Some Nigerians claim is that life is too difficult back home, but then again some Nigerians have also made it difficult for Europeans and Americans to accept them because of the number of Nigerians in different prisons all over the world accused of drug trafficking or human trafficking. I don't think Nigerians have anybody to blame. They can remain at home. Their services are required to rebuild the country. If their countrymen misbehaved, the best thing for them is to stay at home and encourage the credibility of the nation."

Q: Do you think that Nigerians have an image problem abroad?

A: "Certainly. But we are on our way to salvage that. We will encourage our countrymen to stay at home, work hard and make a respectable living at home."

Q: Your government has launched a major corruption probe over claims that billions of dollars of oil cash went missing during the previous administration. Some suspects have been arrested in the UK. Are you satisfied with the co-operation you are getting from the UK authorities?

A: "One of the biggest suspects is in Britain now, although I am not going to name that person. But Britain has earned our respect in the way it deals with these matters. Our only problem is that it seems to be too thorough and it takes too much time. If there are obvious cases, like bank accounts, infrastructure houses and hotels, I would hope they could do it quicker, so that we can claim these things back promptly."

Note: this is an extended version of an interview that first ran in the Daily Telegraph on Friday February 5th.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/nigeria/12146155/Telegraph-interview-with-President-Muhammadu-Buhari-of-Nigeria-full-QandA.html

I'm reposting this because I believe the actions of these degenerate politicians deserve universal condemnation.

A bill seeking to establish equality between men and women in Enugu State was on Tuesday rejected by members of the state house of assembly.

The proposed law, known as ‘Equal Rights and Opportunities for Men and Women and Other Matters Related Thereto Bill’, was sponsored by a female member of the House, Hon. Dame Nkechi Omeje-Ogbu, representing Nsukka West Constituency.

Omeje-Ogbu is also the chairman of the House Committee on Gender Affairs.
The bill had scaled first reading before suffering a setback during a debate on Tuesday, with most of the male members kicking out viciously against it.

It was described as ‘anti-cultural’ and ‘un-African’.

The bill would have been rejected outright, had the Speaker, Hon. Edward Ubosi, not intervened by suggesting that it should be stepped down for reconsideration on a future, unspecified date.

Before then, the sponsor, Omeje-Ogbu, had explained that the ‘Enugu State Equal Opportunities Bill’, if passed into law, would protect all persons from discrimination on the basis of gender, in private and public places.

According to her, the bill provided “protection for women’s bodies, integrity, dignity and would affirm their right to equal opportunities to realise their full potentials”.

She added that the bill was also seeking positions and appointments for the women of Enugu State, noting that marriage, divorce and widowhood should not deny them (women) their rights.

However, many male lawmakers spoke out against the bill.

The member representing Awgu North Constituency, Hon. Sunny Ude-Okoye, said that he would not be a party to the bill ‘because here is Africa and not America’.

Ude-Okoye suggested that if anybody wishes to embrace practices as suggested in the bill, such a person should relocate to America.
“I have risen to declare my stand, I have risen to take my stand that this is a colossal waste.

Other lawmakers were rising against the bill when the Speaker, Ubosi, suggested that it be stepped down for wider consultation.

Ubosi said the bill would be reconsidered in the future.
Thanking the sponsor, Omeje-Ogbu, for the bill, the Speaker said it would not be proper to kill it ‘prematurely’, even though most of the lawmakers had strong feelings against it.

https://www.today.ng/news/national/77389/enugu-lawmakers-reject-bill-on-gender-equality

CC: Ishilove; lalasticlala

The Islamic State is no mere collection of psychopaths. It is a religious group with carefully considered beliefs.
A contrast can be made between the politically correct statements often trotted out in the wake of terrorist attacks and what ISIS itself says that it stands for.

Cowbell, cowbell miliki aladun....

Airforce1:
even if she undresss and massage my candy stick with her balls, my body no go move.

Airforce1 make your bae no read dis your comment o..

A bill seeking to establish equality between men and women in Enugu State was on Tuesday rejected by members of the state house of assembly.

The proposed law, known as ‘Equal Rights and Opportunities for Men and Women and Other Matters Related Thereto Bill’, was sponsored by a female member of the House, Hon. Dame Nkechi Omeje-Ogbu, representing Nsukka West Constituency.

Omeje-Ogbu is also the chairman of the House Committee on Gender Affairs.
The bill had scaled first reading before suffering a setback during a debate on Tuesday, with most of the male members kicking out viciously against it.

It was described as ‘anti-cultural’ and ‘un-African’.

The bill would have been rejected outright, had the Speaker, Hon. Edward Ubosi, not intervened by suggesting that it should be stepped down for reconsideration on a future, unspecified date.

Before then, the sponsor, Omeje-Ogbu, had explained that the ‘Enugu State Equal Opportunities Bill’, if passed into law, would protect all persons from discrimination on the basis of gender, in private and public places.

According to her, the bill provided “protection for women’s bodies, integrity, dignity and would affirm their right to equal opportunities to realise their full potentials”.

She added that the bill was also seeking positions and appointments for the women of Enugu State, noting that marriage, divorce and widowhood should not deny them (women) their rights.

However, many male lawmakers spoke out against the bill.

The member representing Awgu North Constituency, Hon. Sunny Ude-Okoye, said that he would not be a party to the bill ‘because here is Africa and not America’.

Ude-Okoye suggested that if anybody wishes to embrace practices as suggested in the bill, such a person should relocate to America.
“I have risen to declare my stand, I have risen to take my stand that this is a colossal waste.

Other lawmakers were rising against the bill when the Speaker, Ubosi, suggested that it be stepped down for wider consultation.

Ubosi said the bill would be reconsidered in the future.
Thanking the sponsor, Omeje-Ogbu, for the bill, the Speaker said it would not be proper to kill it ‘prematurely’, even though most of the lawmakers had strong feelings against it.

https://www.today.ng/news/national/77389/enugu-lawmakers-reject-bill-on-gender-equality

Oga abeg no vex, a no go fit shake your hand

[i][/i]"MOHAMMED was a notorious kidnap kingpin known for his brutality and various acts of lawlessness"

Hmmm....which mohammed again?

Na so dem talk..

Sadly not surprised by this news.

Oga BRF, me too get bitter pill wey I want make you swallow. Na pill wey resemble koboko and bulala. Shey you go fit chop am?

Sister abeg no vex. But even you sabi say 99.9% of Naija men no go fit do dis kain tin.

You for remain dia Baba..

Which girls? All I see are agadi nwanyis and arugbos.

gemale:
Actually Alex ekwueme was vice 2 shagari.

I was referring to the position of Head of State, not vice.

Wetin dey do dis yeye ref?!? Why em no blow full time wistle immediately we score? I dey vex for am o

More details plus pictures of Kafayat and her lesbian partner Aisha:

But Kafayat, whose baby is due in June,
is in a lesbian relationship, insists she is
not attracted to the opposite sex and
went hunting for partners because it was cheaper than IVF or surrogacy.

She said: “Ever since I was a little girl I
have yearned for a baby. I looked into
IVF and surrogacy but they both seemed
quite expensive. I also felt IVF was
unnatural.

“I thought logically and what I needed
was a sperm donor and there were
plenty of these walking the streets and I
could take my pick.

“I decided to pretend I was straight and
trick a man into getting me pregnant.”
With meticulous planning, she held off
sleeping with her new dates until she
had thoroughly quizzed them about their
family background, medical history and
even their blood group.

She dated three men – one she met in
Nando’s, a jogger she befriended in a
park and finally a work colleague.
Last autumn, after a year of hunting for
her version of Mr Right, her plan finally
paid off when she got pregnant by a man she had been seeing for two months.

Kafayat, from Bradford, West Yorks, then ended the relationship and barred the “sperm donor” from the child’s life.
Instead, the cash-strapped user of men is hopeful that, as a single mum, she will get a council house and benefits.
Kafayat, who is currently dating 26-year-old Aisha Atan, said: “I have always wanted to be a mum.

“As a gay woman, surrogacy or IVF were options but I couldn’t afford these and they seemed too way too much hassle.

“I decided I would have to sleep with a
man and started to look out for guys that were good looking and intelligent with a sense of humour. I’d like my child to have all these attributes.

“I couldn’t have one-night stands with
strangers – I needed to date them, find
out about their medical and family history to see if they were suitable sperm donors.”

She added: “I was with the last guy I
dated for two months but when I fell
pregnant I ended the relationship straight away.

“My baby doesn’t need a father, I don’t
want anything from him and I am so
excited about being a single mum. I am
going to speak to the local council about
getting a house and some benefits. I
deserve them like any other single mum.”

Kafayat realised she was attracted to
women at the age of 16 but
experimented with both sexes.

She says: “In Nigeria, where I grew up,
people were ignorant about gay people
and I had to date men to be accepted.
“I would date girls in secret but slept with two men – but I always knew I was a lesbian.

“When I moved to London five years ago I was able to date women more openly and I had quite a few girlfriends.”

But more than anything, she wanted to
be a mum and she started hunting down
unsuspecting men in 2014.

She recalled: “One night in Nando’s I
started chatting to a guy. He was a 40-
year-old property developer – very good looking with blue eyes.

“He spoke very well and seemed ­
intelligent. I straight away thought he
would make a beautiful baby.
“We chatted and then swapped numbers. We started to date but as I got to know him I realised his personality wasn’t right. He had no sense of humour.

“I didn’t want this passed down to my
child. I didn’t want him to be my sperm
donor and ended the relationship before
we slept together.”

Last June, Kafayat took a shine to a 35-
year-old guy jogging in the park. She
said: “I was on a health kick and had
started running. He was tall and very
good looking. I started to flirt and he
flirted back.

“We swapped numbers and started to
date. He was very intelligent and worked as a building contractor.

“After a few weeks of finding out about
his medical history and family
background we slept together.

“I was dreading this part. The thought of having sex with a man made me feel sick but I just kept thinking about the baby I could make.

“I bought a DIY ovulating testing kit and
checked I was fertile before sleeping
with him. We slept together a few times.”

The pair dated for two months but when
Kafayat didn’t get pregnant she ended
the relationship.

She said: “It wasn’t happening quick
enough for me so I decided I needed to
move on to someone more fertile.”

In September, Kafayat met her next
target through her job at the time, as a
TV producer.

She said: “He was a 34-year-old studio
engineer, good looking, witty and
intelligent.

“Again, I spent time sussing him out and asking him about his family history and even discovered what blood group he was.”

This time Kafayat went to the doctors for a fertility check-up and advice on how to get pregnant quickly.

She said: “I started researching the best
sexual positions to get pregnant in. It
was difficult because I was living a
double life. I was sleeping with women
all the time I was seeing these guys too.”

Kafayat slept with her new man twice
before she got pregnant.

She added: “I was so happy I was finally going to have a baby. I knew I had to end the relationship but I did start to feel guilty because I had grown close to him.

I didn’t fancy him at all but we had
become friends. I decided to tell him the truth, that I had used him to get pregnant.

He was understandably furious and was
shouting at me.

“I said I was sorry and made it clear I
wanted nothing from him and I didn’t
want him to have contact with me or the baby.”

A few months later Kafayat moved to
Leeds where she is now a student at
Leeds Trinity University studying film
and TV.

She has told girlfriend Aisha everything
and they hope to wed.

Aisha said: “I was shocked at first but
when she explained I started to
understand.

“She’s my girlfriend and I love her and I
hope to be part of the child’s life. I will
support her all the way.”
It begs the question what Kafayat will tell the child about the bizarre conception.

“I will say the father is a sperm donor and not go into detail,” Kafayat insisted.
“People have been shocked when I’ve
told them what I have done – but it
wasn’t easy for me. I will never sleep
with a man again to get pregnant. I am
happy with one child. My baby’s dad has
tried to contact me a few times but I want nothing to do with him.

“I don’t regret tricking a man into getting me pregnant. All that matters is my baby.”

An employee at a mortuary in Ghana has told how he had sex with dead women "many, many times" - claiming necrophilia is part of the job training.

The man claimed he worked in a morgue at a hospital, where he says he had sex with the corpses, reported VibeGhana.com.

Sharkur Lucas revealed that he was unable to get women to go out with him because of his 'morbid' job - so he had sex with the dead instead.

The man, who says he has since been sacked and is being hunted by cops, claims living women wouldn't date him because of his 'morbid' job.

"I wanted to marry but the girl says I am a mortuary man," he told Ghana television station Adom TV.


"I can satisfy myself [at the mortuary] because girls don't want to [date] me outside."


He also goes on to claim that he was asked to sleep with dead women by his superiors - because it was part of the training.

"That is some of the training when you study a mortuary job [...] I was asked to sleep with a dead body.That is the training you have to do that, because once you have done that you will not be afraid of them again."

Mr. Lucas is now at large although he continues to insist that he has done nothing wrong.

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ghana-mortuary-training-included-sex-corpses-claims-morgue-worker-1486622&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjVqKuW6uXKAhXH9w4KHdZKDY4QFggRMAI&sig2=85X6MJg095AQ4JD2MZsCJQ&usg=AFQjCNFnTAqydPSBGavfc0x7eI6Q_mfJjg

CC: Lalasticlala, Ishilove: Oya front page tins.

Bros, all of dis one na good advice, but with moniker like "Lazyreporter" who go take am serious?

darkenkach:
Oshe!! After Obj, this is the closest the Yoruba's will get.

Meanwhile Ibos have been waiting since Ironsi in 1966.

Where is the handsomest of all, I mean Mr. Ibu?

OP, so just two tweets between two people with too much time on their hands is now a twitter war abi?