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Sister abeg no vex. But even you sabi say 99.9% of Naija men no go fit do dis kain tin.

You for remain dia Baba..

Which girls? All I see are agadi nwanyis and arugbos.

gemale:
Actually Alex ekwueme was vice 2 shagari.

I was referring to the position of Head of State, not vice.

Wetin dey do dis yeye ref?!? Why em no blow full time wistle immediately we score? I dey vex for am o

More details plus pictures of Kafayat and her lesbian partner Aisha:

But Kafayat, whose baby is due in June,
is in a lesbian relationship, insists she is
not attracted to the opposite sex and
went hunting for partners because it was cheaper than IVF or surrogacy.

She said: “Ever since I was a little girl I
have yearned for a baby. I looked into
IVF and surrogacy but they both seemed
quite expensive. I also felt IVF was
unnatural.

“I thought logically and what I needed
was a sperm donor and there were
plenty of these walking the streets and I
could take my pick.

“I decided to pretend I was straight and
trick a man into getting me pregnant.”
With meticulous planning, she held off
sleeping with her new dates until she
had thoroughly quizzed them about their
family background, medical history and
even their blood group.

She dated three men – one she met in
Nando’s, a jogger she befriended in a
park and finally a work colleague.
Last autumn, after a year of hunting for
her version of Mr Right, her plan finally
paid off when she got pregnant by a man she had been seeing for two months.

Kafayat, from Bradford, West Yorks, then ended the relationship and barred the “sperm donor” from the child’s life.
Instead, the cash-strapped user of men is hopeful that, as a single mum, she will get a council house and benefits.
Kafayat, who is currently dating 26-year-old Aisha Atan, said: “I have always wanted to be a mum.

“As a gay woman, surrogacy or IVF were options but I couldn’t afford these and they seemed too way too much hassle.

“I decided I would have to sleep with a
man and started to look out for guys that were good looking and intelligent with a sense of humour. I’d like my child to have all these attributes.

“I couldn’t have one-night stands with
strangers – I needed to date them, find
out about their medical and family history to see if they were suitable sperm donors.”

She added: “I was with the last guy I
dated for two months but when I fell
pregnant I ended the relationship straight away.

“My baby doesn’t need a father, I don’t
want anything from him and I am so
excited about being a single mum. I am
going to speak to the local council about
getting a house and some benefits. I
deserve them like any other single mum.”

Kafayat realised she was attracted to
women at the age of 16 but
experimented with both sexes.

She says: “In Nigeria, where I grew up,
people were ignorant about gay people
and I had to date men to be accepted.
“I would date girls in secret but slept with two men – but I always knew I was a lesbian.

“When I moved to London five years ago I was able to date women more openly and I had quite a few girlfriends.”

But more than anything, she wanted to
be a mum and she started hunting down
unsuspecting men in 2014.

She recalled: “One night in Nando’s I
started chatting to a guy. He was a 40-
year-old property developer – very good looking with blue eyes.

“He spoke very well and seemed ­
intelligent. I straight away thought he
would make a beautiful baby.
“We chatted and then swapped numbers. We started to date but as I got to know him I realised his personality wasn’t right. He had no sense of humour.

“I didn’t want this passed down to my
child. I didn’t want him to be my sperm
donor and ended the relationship before
we slept together.”

Last June, Kafayat took a shine to a 35-
year-old guy jogging in the park. She
said: “I was on a health kick and had
started running. He was tall and very
good looking. I started to flirt and he
flirted back.

“We swapped numbers and started to
date. He was very intelligent and worked as a building contractor.

“After a few weeks of finding out about
his medical history and family
background we slept together.

“I was dreading this part. The thought of having sex with a man made me feel sick but I just kept thinking about the baby I could make.

“I bought a DIY ovulating testing kit and
checked I was fertile before sleeping
with him. We slept together a few times.”

The pair dated for two months but when
Kafayat didn’t get pregnant she ended
the relationship.

She said: “It wasn’t happening quick
enough for me so I decided I needed to
move on to someone more fertile.”

In September, Kafayat met her next
target through her job at the time, as a
TV producer.

She said: “He was a 34-year-old studio
engineer, good looking, witty and
intelligent.

“Again, I spent time sussing him out and asking him about his family history and even discovered what blood group he was.”

This time Kafayat went to the doctors for a fertility check-up and advice on how to get pregnant quickly.

She said: “I started researching the best
sexual positions to get pregnant in. It
was difficult because I was living a
double life. I was sleeping with women
all the time I was seeing these guys too.”

Kafayat slept with her new man twice
before she got pregnant.

She added: “I was so happy I was finally going to have a baby. I knew I had to end the relationship but I did start to feel guilty because I had grown close to him.

I didn’t fancy him at all but we had
become friends. I decided to tell him the truth, that I had used him to get pregnant.

He was understandably furious and was
shouting at me.

“I said I was sorry and made it clear I
wanted nothing from him and I didn’t
want him to have contact with me or the baby.”

A few months later Kafayat moved to
Leeds where she is now a student at
Leeds Trinity University studying film
and TV.

She has told girlfriend Aisha everything
and they hope to wed.

Aisha said: “I was shocked at first but
when she explained I started to
understand.

“She’s my girlfriend and I love her and I
hope to be part of the child’s life. I will
support her all the way.”
It begs the question what Kafayat will tell the child about the bizarre conception.

“I will say the father is a sperm donor and not go into detail,” Kafayat insisted.
“People have been shocked when I’ve
told them what I have done – but it
wasn’t easy for me. I will never sleep
with a man again to get pregnant. I am
happy with one child. My baby’s dad has
tried to contact me a few times but I want nothing to do with him.

“I don’t regret tricking a man into getting me pregnant. All that matters is my baby.”

An employee at a mortuary in Ghana has told how he had sex with dead women "many, many times" - claiming necrophilia is part of the job training.

The man claimed he worked in a morgue at a hospital, where he says he had sex with the corpses, reported VibeGhana.com.

Sharkur Lucas revealed that he was unable to get women to go out with him because of his 'morbid' job - so he had sex with the dead instead.

The man, who says he has since been sacked and is being hunted by cops, claims living women wouldn't date him because of his 'morbid' job.

"I wanted to marry but the girl says I am a mortuary man," he told Ghana television station Adom TV.


"I can satisfy myself [at the mortuary] because girls don't want to [date] me outside."


He also goes on to claim that he was asked to sleep with dead women by his superiors - because it was part of the training.

"That is some of the training when you study a mortuary job [...] I was asked to sleep with a dead body.That is the training you have to do that, because once you have done that you will not be afraid of them again."

Mr. Lucas is now at large although he continues to insist that he has done nothing wrong.

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ghana-mortuary-training-included-sex-corpses-claims-morgue-worker-1486622&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjVqKuW6uXKAhXH9w4KHdZKDY4QFggRMAI&sig2=85X6MJg095AQ4JD2MZsCJQ&usg=AFQjCNFnTAqydPSBGavfc0x7eI6Q_mfJjg

CC: Lalasticlala, Ishilove: Oya front page tins.

Bros, all of dis one na good advice, but with moniker like "Lazyreporter" who go take am serious?

darkenkach:
Oshe!! After Obj, this is the closest the Yoruba's will get.

Meanwhile Ibos have been waiting since Ironsi in 1966.

Where is the handsomest of all, I mean Mr. Ibu?

OP, so just two tweets between two people with too much time on their hands is now a twitter war abi?

Now that is a really nice dress.

joseph1832:
Is the Des numbri on her t shirt?

You be correct guy. Na Des Numbri she dey call Che Guevara. Mumu girl.

This Seyi Shey na mumu o. Dat no be picture of Che Guevara. Na dis be Che:

cupidhero:
Gone with the wind? You have to be realy old to have watched that movie. I only watched it because of the soundtrack@My own true love by The Duprees. Cool!

I've watched it so many times. Had it on VHS Casette, then DVD. Now have it as a video. It's an important film to watch if you want to understand American history.

"A people should never be afraid of their government. The government should always be afraid of its people"- V for Vendetta

"Most of the miseries in the world were caused by wars. And when the wars were over, nobody ever knew what they were about"- Ashley Wilkes- Gone With the Wind

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Jules Winnfield- Pulp Fiction

igraman:
That's one of the reasons why I'm always happy for the privilege to be a Muslim.

I have a gift of a popular fashion item for muckslims for you as a reward for your faithfulness:

igraman:
That's one of the reasons why I'm always happy for the privilege to be a Muslim.

To be a follower of a pedophile who has sex with a 9 year old girl is indeed a privilege.

This is a super laptop. In fact it there was a greater name than "super laptop" I would gladly use it. Those system specs are just too bad. The problem is that the price is gonna be scary.

Beauty and the beast marriage.

Your beauty and the beast marriage?

That would be asking him to do the impossible at the moment, but it can be a long-term goal. Our economy is too fragile and too dependent on oil for any real economic growth to take place.

Make I adjust my rear view mirror.Na rear view I like

I thought her surname will now be "Nabania?"

VenusBetty:
they're "black people"

I weep for your ignorant generation.

Frank3n2:
They are what??

They are Asians

Chinese are not "white people"

In the words of Fela: "Buy African Goods"

Muhammad had a diabolical aversion to the form of the cross.  
According to Al Waqidi, Muhammad would break everything brought into the house with a shape of the cross on it.   Additionally, Ahmad ibn Hanbal (A.D. 855) said that Muhammad would foam at the mouth during prayer.  Christians should immediately remember the Apostle Mark's telling of Jesus casting a demon out of a boy who was possessed. This demon-possessed boy also showed this symptom of "foaming at the mouth".

Me too I go bring my own bulala come school. Make dem touch me, na 20 lashes I go giv dem.