₦airaland Forum

ivyT:
When will Seun do EndOfYearGiveaway 4 we nairalanders?diaris god oo...

Good question. Seun make you post your answer to this question plus your picture for Nairaland FP unfailingly before December 31st.

nairaman66:
I bet this girl is lalasticlala's side chick that's why they didn't show her face! Nice hairdo by the way..

Guy dem go exile you from Nairaland o!

Oladimejy:
A retire thug is now a prophet...EKITI people praise GOD

No be only retired thug, murderer, vote rigger and thief.

nnachukz:
This can not be done here because our President can not stay one week without traveling. He travels for everything, naming ceremony, birthday celebration, launching etc.

Na craze dey worry you. Our president travelled to attend a gathering of world leaders, Obama dey there, Cameron dey there but na only our president you fit mention. So global conference don turn to same thing as naming ceremony? Isi Okpo

What a way to mark your 30th birthday! Hope you know that the older you get, the more ridiculous this sort of behaviour will become for you, unless you don't mind becoming the female version of Charly Boy

This is what happens when a family is well planned.

When a family has one or two offsprings, they are called "kids"

When a family has three or four offsprings they are called "children"

When a family has 5 or 6 offsprings, they are called "issues"

When a family has 7 and beyond, they are called "pikins"

Wetin the Alakija sef go find for Selfridge? Shey dem dey sell fridge for that place? Or she go deny say she no be one of dose Nigerians wey dey patronise the place?

Hope you were able to record his vehicle number or name tag so that he can be identified.

tosyne2much:
The older you grow the uglier you become


Happy Birthday Agbani

That adage is only applicable to tosyne2much

Me too I should sue Rockstar for making all their GTA games so addictive. I should even join FIFA and Konami for making PES and Football Manager so addictive.

The real Muslims in this story were the terrorists. The muslims who refused to stand aside actually disobeyed Mohammed and the koran.

This is because unbelievers are described by Muhammad (in the Qur'an) as "the vilest of animals" and "losers."  Christians and Jews are hated by Allah to the extent that they are destined for eternal doom as a result of their beliefs.  It would make no sense for Muhammad to then recommend that they be taken as friends by Muslims.  In fact, the Qur'an plainly orders muslims not to take unbelievers as friends.

The Qur'an:
Qur'an (5:51) - "O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people."

DjAduba:
Bro. u are wrong. Islam is not a joke to us therefore no Muslim on earth will forsake Islam for any worldly benefit, ur pastor can tell u that. Islam doz not encourage all kind of killings except on wars.

They have forsaken Islam to stand side by side with non-muslims. Even you can't be that stu.pid not to notice this.

Interesting. So when Muslims were confronted with the option of choosing between sheer human decency and Islam, they chose decency over Islam? I thank God for the lives of the Christians who survived the attack and pray for the souls of the departed. But this sort of behaviour is extremely rare and uncharacteristic, so I would advise my fellow Christians to keep their faith in Christ our Salvation and do not trust in the fickle solidarity of the unsaved.

Take all the others away and leave No.4 and you have the typical Nigerian woman

Is this for real? Or is it for scam?

This useless girl has now made it difficult for genuine victims of abuse to come forward with their predicaments. SMH

GEJ kneels before his parish priest for confession:
"Father forgive me for I don't know whether I have stolen or whether I was just being corrupt"

ATERI:
Love defiles all that if not a Jew would never marry a German

Love "defiles" all? Lol another dumb niggah.

zzzzy:
actually stealing and corruption are different.

They are both criminal offences. And if you steal government funds, it is an act of CORRUPTION. Ask any credible lawyer and he or she will tell you that sometimes one act can amount to two different wrongs. E.g hitting someone with a car and causing death will be seen as two different offences even though it was only one act: Reckless endangerment and manslaughter.
GEJ was simply trying to use language to confuse people but ended up making a fool of himself.

Destined2win:
If you are a Nigerian citizen and you've not learnt anything positive from GEJ, then you need to check yourself

I learnt that stealing is not corruption. Make I dash GEJ that one.

Another Kate Henshaw loading. Black people are so dumb. Rejecting your own kind to marry from a race who have always held you in contempt. Ewu Onye Ocha

sameer1212:
Cute!

At least let there be one person in Chelsea who is happy!

Fela taught us about "expensive sh*t"
This one na "explosive sh*t"

bright007:
The SUN....APC's mass media for lies, propaganda and falsehood.


Its apparent Dulllard Buhari has failed even before he was sworn in. Buhari's case is like that of a drowning man who will clasps at any straw. With failure staring him in the face due to his lack of plans and vision, all he does these days is lament at alleged corrupt practices that took place before his return to power.

Change your name from "bright" to "dim" or better yet, "dense" because you are a fool of the highest order. I hope you will continue kissing "fortunato's" smelly ass when he's doing hard time in kirikiri. Anu Ofia, Onye Nzuzu

Farewell to a fair weather "fan". He should learn from us at Man United: Win, Lose or draw, United for Life!!!! #AlwaysARed

oliidell:
First of all, u r FTC asides the OP & strangely, u got no likes....that speaks volumes

Secondly, it's 'heat' not 'hit'

He's a semi-illiterate. I know you mean well by trying to teach him the finer points of good spelling, but he is not worth the effort. Just ignore him.

pyyxxaro:
Make she take am easy o

Cos e be like say she de on HIT period

She wants to MATE dat small boy

Your mind don spoil beyond repair. Na deliverance you suppose dey find.

Oh gosh...PMB be like

It's about to happen...

H.I.P for the hippopotamus

nokiaba3:
this omotola fine gan

She has put on too much weight. No longer fine.

faroukfahima:
AIT Boss, Raymond Dokpesi Spent his night at Kuje Prison before he later made bail conditions and was out from the prison yesterday. See Photo of him in the cell below

http://www.forumspotz.ng/see-photo-of-dokpesi-in-cell-at-kuje-prison-before-his-bail/

https://www.forumspotz.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dokpesi-cell.jpg

Is that the Chairman or Presido of the cell posing with him? Levels dey o!