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lexy2014:
With your high IQ and lack of comprehension issues, you still ended up writing plenty offpoint over and over for these simple questions?

Who told you that there's no dollar to change? Why will BDC not accept old notes?

I don’t have time to reply every idiot on nairaland.You are a very stupid person . I pity the first debater wasting his time on a fool like you. Now fvck off my mentions and go play with your fellow kg 1 children. Ewu. Silence is the best answer given to a F OOL like you.

lexy2014:
I ask again, Why all this plenty offpoint for just 2 simple questions?

Who told you that there's no dollar to change? Why will BDC not accept old notes?

Your brain is off point and you have comprehension issues and low IQ

lexy2014:
Why all this plenty offpoint for just 2 simple questions?

Who told you that there's no dollar to change? Why will BDC not accept old notes?

You are typing off point inappropriately to the wrong person. Go and watch ur eyes very well with Acid. Nairaland kg 1 children. I tire for Una. I am not the person you were having a debate/conversation with against the notion; who insinuated there is no dollar to change. The reply Buttresses there is Dollar to change and highlights a worse economic effect of Hoarding/Artificial scarcity that could be induced if within 100days deadline to get rid of old notes; there is actually no enough dollars to change billions of naira illegally stashed away ;since BDCs these days each have a weekly limit of about $20k maximum per operator in one week

lexy2014:
Are you sure understand these questions?
Who told you that there's no dollar to change? Why will BDC not accept old notes?

Since you cannot read in between the lines of the reply already explicitly typed leaving no room for ambiguity; let me help you & reduce it to kg 1 pikin level

The reply typed is saying that “ Haba, There is dollar to change na. Don’t mind him. People having lotta old naira illegally embezzled & secretly stashed away in Geepee tank inclusive , beginning from 2mro will begin rushing & battling to change all to dollars bit by bit daily within the 100days period Deadline.” Visiting as many Abokis as possible.

Even if there is no enough dollar to change; A worse case scenario that can happen, is BDCs will begin Hoarding Scarce available dollars to Highest bidders & alhaji that has phoned to Reserve dollars for him coming to change at higher more profitable black market rate for the Aboki say at $1=1050 naira for example, when official Black market rate $1=700naira) Thus inducing further artificial scarcity With an attendant potential snowballing effect of devaluation/dollar exchange rate going higher as lotta naira chases few dollars available .

Na wa o .

If tables were turned;Average African man can never tolerate or stand a cheating wife.Average African women can tolerate cheating husband & hope for him not to bring AIDS & STDs home or meet possessed girls & bring spiritual curses from some foul destiny suckers marine spirits home.. Infact Some African men claim it’s their constitutional penis right to cheat and be oiled public toilet.
Since our traditional African culture before the coming of Christianity & the white man, tilted more towards polygamy & polyandry was unheard of unlike India where it is more common.

God save our Daughters and Sisters from bad men. At the end of the day, there is so much a woman can take.Average African man cannot stand a cheating wife. Unless maybe na secret coded perfectly hidden unknown olosho things.The day she is caught frolicking her married kpekus to men outside, she would be sent packing. Trust our African brothers to deliver!!!!. Even the worst Simpson rare 1% African husband on earth who foolishly forgives a cheating episode from wifey believing she would repent; would totally lose it all; the second time caught & send her packing; that’s if she is lucky to escape without injuries.

An average African woman could tolerate cheating husband..But l dare say over 90% of Women; African women inclusive can never ever stand a cheating husband who cheats on Matrimonial bed. That’s the height of disrespect; rubbing pepper to injury; and total lack of regard for spouse.

lexy2014:
What's the correlation between the above and this: Who told you that there's no dollar to change? Why will BDC not accept old notes?

The correlation is there if you look at the illustrative story and your question. Na wa o. It’s not OP out of point ; with respect to your question & quite correlated with the subject matter raised by your question, subtly appearing to debate for the notion rather than against the notion.

Rephrasing the illustration earlier in simpler terms ;
Even if there is no dollars to change at a go, Owners of 20million or say N7billion = $10m dollars; can split it into smaller manageable parts beginning from tomorrow, visiting 5 different aboki per day changing minimum of 1million naira ($1400) To 4m Maximum( $5700) at each; to avoid raising eyebrows about 5m minimum per day before 10 or 11 days ; 20m would vamoose. Etc and from tomorrow to January 15th 2023, is enough to finish converting 7billion naira ,
visiting as many Different aboki as possible.eg. At that aboki overcrowded abuja street mentioned earlier. Only an idiot would take 7billion to one aboki. One could even stop by at an aboki place to change 4m & send a friend or totally different person to same place to change another 4m. Abuja residents can also take bus & add Nearby aboki places like Nassarawa Aboki BDCs . Lag residents can also add ogun, & nearby border states, etc Besides; In case of Scarcity of dollars /limitation of dollars to change at these BDCs; with several people wanting to change simultaneously at once; operators can even begin to deceive regular Average Tom Black market customers in need of dollars ; that there is no dollars available anymore; and reserve their limited dollars for milking these desperate big shots willing to accept higher exorbitant Black market exchange rates from the BDCs say official Black exchange rate $1= 700naira & big shot phones aboki to reserve the dollars for him coming to change at $1=1050naira. When few dollars available are being chased by so much naira; it can induce more hoarding of available dollars/more artificial scarcity. I pray the dollars don’t get Hoarded further for highest bidders & naira does not get devalued further as hordes of criminals begin fighting to convert their monies to dollars over 100days period.

morgstreme:
.you are a FUCKING EMPTY BRIGAND LOCAL OLODO..

You are a USELESS FUCKING EMPTY RET ARD. FOOL.MUGU

lexy2014:
There's no correlation what you stated and the questions I asked. Who told you that there's no dollar to change? Why will BDC not accept old notes?

Bhad! Last time l wanted to travel out & needed dollars urgently same day, Bank said no dollars ni. I was directed to one Bureau de change street in Abuja. Omo even ordinary mallam under tree without shop, in the cluster of streets was changing dollars to naira at exorbitant rates higher than official exchange rates to make killing profits. I literally lost count as every corner in the street to the next street was swarming with bureau de changers.


Simple if l have 20m in my geepee tank today, starting from tomorrow, Na to just visit minimum 5aboki each day with 500k -600k naira maximum to prevent raising suspicions of large sum, convert 2.5million total to dollars. Before 10 to 11 days , 20m don vamoose convert finish.


The mallams will even hoard the dollars from other regular black market customers ,tell them to go f* ck themselves say no dollars again ni; & give me top priority sef if say official black market rate is $1=800naira and l agree for them to use $1=1000naira for me.

satandeterrible:
Useless animal like you wants to control public speech.

Thunder fire you and your handlers. Animal dog.

You have been brainwashed that you begin to spew nonsense like the hopeless idiot that you are.

George Floyd is a criminal. Show this message to his accursed family and tell them to sue me.

Floyd was a criminal who deserved to die a painful death for causing pain to hardworking individuals and trying to swindle them with fake money.

God punish the Floyd family.

Show them this message and tell them to sue me.


Nonsense.
Useless brainwashed sheeple.



Perish in hell!!!

Useless animal like you. Thunder fire you. Hopeless jungle idiot. Animal zoo dog. Except in cases of Fire exchange ; Self defense in events of threat to life; Even when capturing a hardened criminal, there is no provision in the Law for Olokpa Police officers or SARS to become the Jury, and Executioner and Murder suspected criminals extra judicial killings.An accused is innocent until proven guilty by a court of jurisprudence.Except in Cases of Capital Crimes like murderers,etc Even arrested criminals have civil right to Bail to go home pending court trials and sentence convictions.


The police officer who extrajudicially killed George Floyd against professional ethics, could have easily lied that Floyd was trying to shoot him & dangerously armed and the officer would have gotten away easily as it would be swept under the carpet. In less saner climes without forensic evidence capabilities, Police can also quickly plant a gun on the dead body's hand to corroborate their story. Chauvin was just unfortunate as the video was captured on camera by bystanders and security cameras for the whole world to see. Video showing officers violating ethical police standards sparked outrage. The Police department fired all four of the officers within 48 hours. The city of Minneapolis settled a wrongful death lawsuit with Floyd's family and paid Floyd's Family $27million. So much for counterfeit $20 bill to buy cigarettes

Xscape1993:
Congratulations to him! But bye bye to evil party....

You too Funny ;

Slimm01:
Oga, stop blabbing and go to Google and read his biography, then come back and write with facts.

The new acting MD, NDDC since the sack of NDDC interim Boss Mr Effiong Okon, is Emmanuel Ohwavborua from EKU community in Ethiope East Delta .That is all.Sapele, Okpe, Uvwie, Ethiope East are Western Urhobo division and Ughelli,Udu Eastern Urhobo division. An EKu man is urhobo by ethnicity just as an Abraka man is urhobo by ethnicity.
I don't have time to argue with every idiot on this forum.

lailo:
Which tribe can we call this one now

Deltan from EKu Delta state . Owhaborua that is urhobos name and not Isoko . Article says he is from EKu Ethiope east delta .
So l assume father is from EKu delta state.thus he is an urhobo tribe by ethnicity although the EKu urhobo dialect can have some uniqueness . Oldest man is called OKPAKO OVRE,etc
They are Urhobos.

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But that Audu influx, (Arabic/islam-Creative one Audu),(Igala- Audu We have defeated) (Yoruba version for Arabic name-Abdullah servant of Allah.)
He is likely/probably Moslem by faith/religion but if Not He might also have some strong moslem/islam Family Background connections just like Pastor/Apostle Suleman or Pastor Bakare ,if his mom or none of his family is of igala origin. ME IF I JUST HEAR MUSA OR IBRAHIM OR SULEIMAN OR AUDU OR IDRIS , I JUST ASK D PERSON FIRST ARE YOU MOSLEM? OR FROM MOSLEM FAMILY? IF NOPE MAYBE IGALA connections for an Audu if no Mosque/moslem connections.

Voting Buhari turned out to be a poisoned Chalice. I wish l knew better then

Poisoned Chalice is older than you and your ancestors in British English. British idiom says Poisoned Chalice .- ( holy communion wine cup) .
Naija English sha. Chale, Poisoned Holy communion lols .

Later when the Englishman insists for Nigerians , Ghanaians , & English speaking Africans to present TOEFEL & IELT results before getting admitted, Dey will start protesting vehemently say na dem be English that English is their African country’s national language & their first language after their mother tongue. Na dem rilly be English o

Let this war come to an end already!

Topmaike007:
it is like getting to choose between southern Nigeria and Northern Nigeria

Naija Buhari is another story from South to North.
From ipob/ESN/UGM burning police stations & targeting policemen, Soldiers, National security personnels in South East, militants in South South, Fulani herdsmen everywhere to Bokoharam. The whole nation is just a sham. But South still relatively safer compared to North.

Even government of USA issuing travel advisory to USA citizens on its website, advises USA citizens visiting Nigeria to especially avoid Borno & other Northern Nigeria hot zones . Bokoharam is just something else these days, Last time, they attacked a whole airport, the other time, they attacked a public train.
Now, they have started attacking Hospitals .

https://www.nairaland.com/7388874/bandits-attack-hospital-kill-two


https://www.nairaland.com/7391048/bandits-kidnap-20-hospital-workers


https://www.nairaland.com/7387138/experience-east

Nonsense and ingredients

GavelSlam:
Waste of height.

Abi na the Cambodians dey exaggerate the guy height?

Prison basketball games don set for Kelchi

Lion boys nor get joy na 60m dem Dey demand these days.
Unless its a comedy skit. Given the current state of insecurity of the Nigerian situation, & rampant kidnapping, this publicity & putting his face on social media is totally unnecessary.
Total withdrawn is even less than 6m or $8000.

Hope insurance dey

Nice one

Nice one

Thank God he said it was a clumsy joke thus indirectly accepting full responsibility for the tweet without lying his handle was hacked also. There was a caught. Dez niggars Bisexual.Huncle una dey bleep

Ahhh! Puyol

Medical Doctors have not been paid more than 12months. . A whole medical doctors oh Thats over one year, this is cruelty & witchcraft at its peak and extremely condemnable.Human lives are entrusted in their hands. How do you expect them to feed their families or work well without salary? Government is to blame for this massive brain drain of her best human resources & doctors abroad to seek greener pastures.

Hmmm...,over 5years 2months to hit front page

Mikelarteta:
Where the jobs Dey? Specify which kind jobs and how many people e.g hunters 20,000, e.t.c

But Keke jobs full Warri na . Warri is nicknamed headquarters of Keke. which multinationals jobs are you looking for again in the oil city ?

Naija Kanye west