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No film can make me cry,taah

MechanicMike:
M.O.D FRONT PAGE PLEASE...URGENT!!!

I saw my friends wife in church on Sunday for the first time & I fell in love the moment he introduced me...the problem is she is lightskin & he shouldnt hav bring her to church. I love lightskin women. I can't stop dreaming about her all day. How do I tell her I love her without letting my friend no?

Please help

The best thing nah to blind your eye or cut your preek goat

Too bad

School days can be fun,whether primary down to secondary then to the university, I was given nicknames though I am not good at giving others and I dislike it,but some of them clinged but I have to gradually let it go off,the notorious of nicknames I was given then in school both secondary school and university were two actually...
In secondary school I was called 'Owa Bayelsa' that came as a result of Timaya's song 'Dem mama',the next was 'Papa' because of my religious activity in university.

How is yours?
Were you given any nickname back in the days and why ?

Strafudeen:
Useless confused incoherent bulaba president.

Shameless government.

Useless old fool.

Electionthief.

God punish you there thiwfnubu

Some Nigerians speaking like they jus go toilet shit dem comot from yansh,no sense at all,WTF

RTID:
you wan de fat for APC regime

E bad? Tell me the thing nah

Please nairalanders is there any food,pills or things that can make one gain weight in a space of one to three months?

Mugu nah she cook am? You fit boil water?

Poor picture quality plus a dirty environment,Tueh..

Mrfeel:
Why is the place looking dirty?

As in eh....

This Ooni would soon look for respect, He is becoming too common

A way to sign in millions of dollars,if you know you know

Hi Nairalanders

Something keeps bothering me and this had kept me so sad and this is the case of the high rate of corruption in the educational system of Nigeria, the thing is so much rooted into the system, it is like a rotten or bad tooth, here are some of the instances of this high level decadence in the system;

*School directors and management asking their students to pay money for contingency or being allowed to pay money to be allowed to write 'expo'

*Exam bodies interested on who has the highest bidding, if not they can write against your school or exam centre

*School management being bold to demand for fees to facilitate examination malpractice and from their students

*Lecturers intimidating students

*Parents and individuals buying certificate for themselves

*Running the school not to impart knowledge but purely for profit and business purposes

*Employing every Tom and Jerry into the system with the clause of 'I can teach' who end up teaching trash

The list goes on,and with this way nothing can ever be productive from our educational system and I fear for the future of our educational system of this country.

Wetin dey inside 80 year old woman kpekus?
abeg cut their preek give dem mek dem chop

Natbrowny:
Ewa and Beans

Ewa is beans nah

Good day nairalanders,
I think the food I can eat consistently and not get tired is oil beans and plantain(ripe one),the thing takes me to cloud nine

How about you?

What will you do for a million dollars?
Let's hear from us...

godliman:
I actually came here to know the name of that church. Why are they not mentioning the name.

It was mentioned, "Harvesters'

fx45:
I wonder why you quoted me in your stupid post. I can't make any head or tail of it. You just quote anybody you see and post without thinking or what

Mumu get a life

fx45:
I wonder why you quoted me in your stupid post. I can't make any head or tail of it. You just quote anybody you see and post without thinking or what

4rMumu get a life3rr

fx45:
You need to articulate your thoughts properly. You're not making any sense

Mr Sensor

The world don craze

fx45:
Is this message for me?

I don't drill stony butts Mr Gaybriel

fx45:
You're a very sick person with a very troubled background

You need good cassava to reset your brain,why not say hello

siofra:
Yes. It's possible. This line is stale, try another one.

Imagine fish smelling pussy holes talking Expired kpekus

saphiere:
Let he without a sin cast the stone first.

You bi lezzy?
Shift with that ur mumu quote

Seun:
This may be the beginning of the end for the practice of police officers slapping citizens. Now that someone famous is being prosecuted for a mere slap, the police will have no choice but to discipline the next police officer caught on slapping a citizen on camera. The public outcry will compel them.

That's true Mr Seun and also other inhuman practices

Hor*ny of Ife
Kpekus Banger from Bangladesh

Yes daddy wife

I don't wanna say this but death is inevitable, and Saint Obi needs colleagues over there

NLTerrorisT:
I believe I can Knack for 100hrs straight. I have achieved 72hrs non stop tho without taking any drugs, all the girls ran away.
Has anybody attempt this record? Hence,
How can I apply Guinness world record

Help a brother

Guinness record go move am to 7 days uninterrupted steady knacking, then you prepare to meet your God

That demon don chop your kpekus tire,just apply oil to make it less rough....