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IyaebeTheGreat:
Yen yen yen

Now I believe what they had been saying that you escaped from Yabaleft,please this thread is not for mad people

IyaebeTheGreat:
Ashawo oshi

Your ancestors Mumu 70 year old evening newspaper

IyaebeTheGreat:
You have showed yourself and we have noticed you, so what else.

Always as usual,trash replies

gfelo:
You start it with they don't greet later you are complaining they are getting close to u, some say hi.

What do u want me to say now, I even like to greet ladies first, if they no answer na wahala I dey giv ladies headache for working place, if I no dey they all miss me.

Any work they assign if ladies are not included I will under perform.

I hate their cocky attitude

IyaebeTheGreat:
Ladies man we have noticed you

Did I say such
Why are you good in saying nonsense??

My friend was telling me of how some ladies are giving him attitude and this had prompted to my writing this.

I have worked in some organizations and I still do,but recently in my new place of work I observed that there is this cocky attitude that some of the female staff have,they hardly greet or respond to greeting,they would want to bypass me to ask questions to another guy there,sometimes I feel that they wanted to get close to me but they don't know how.
I observed their character and I just decided to act disinterested in their affairs,I hang around with the guys,I make sure that I laugh and chat freely with the guys,I air my opinion confidently in a meeting and others,I make sure I dress and talk confidently.
Sometimes these ladies would come during break and start up discussions and start jokes that quite erotic but I don't engage in it,one came close oneday to ask me if I am married,I replied no,I didn't say much again, again one of them came to sit close to me where I was having break and try pressing her body close to mine,I have to look for a way to leave that place,others would just pass and would want me to notice and say hi,I don't damn care,I am after money and my work, nothing else,sometimes I would feel that they want to ask me for something but they feel somehow to do that.

I am not a misogynist, I don't hate girls,but I feel like there must be something wrong with the ladies in my workplace, but what should be the reason??

IyaebeTheGreat:
If she's not a science student then I don't rate her intelligence .
Modified
She's a science student and that means she's truly brilliant.
Art students are dull and I don't regard them academically

Rubbish statement from a school dropout

Zonefree:
Forget patriotism, South Africa get fine girls abeg.

See fine tall girl with tender skin.
No bleaching
No toothpick legs
No burnt knuckles like PH bolé
No protruded belly as a result of excess goat meat pepper soup and catfish pepper soup coupled with Smirnoff ice and hollandia yoghurt.

Nigerian girls are mostly short like fire hydrant. You hardly see a tall and pretty Nigerian girl.




God bless South African girls for me abeg. See as girl set and fresh like today's bread.

Lolzzzzzz,guy nor bend me with laugh abeg

But the SE has held that position more than the others but they did nothing with the chance
Nnamdi Azikiwe,Nwafor Orizu,Evans Enwerem,Chuba Okadigbo,Adolphus Nwaagbara and Ken Nnamani has been there but what did they do with it.

Nor bi joke buh me I don dey observe dis Obi for long sey nah only black the man dey like wear and just one pattern,wetin dey xup

Good day nairalanders

There is this thing I came to observe lately,and it is those who are 'poor' or not as successful as others or below average hating on those who are seemingly better off than them. I used to stay in a residence that is somehow sub urban,some persons know me there even though I was a kind of introvert, I hardly gist or hang around some people which most people misunderstand to be that I am proud or raising my shoulder above standard, but the truth was because I was envisioning somewhere higher,intentionally speaking and conditioning my mindset for the big things in life,I was careful of my association and my communication.
I moved out from my locality,to a better one,God helped me to get a much better paid job,and one day I visited the place I used to stay before to see a relative,you have to see the hate and questioning in their eyes,me on my own I don't bloody care,I met whom I wanted to see and checked out.
But the question still is why do poor or average unsuccessful people always see the rich or more successful persons as bad or evil or even a cause for their problems.
I have made up my mind not to visit that area and to be more careful

Washing cartoons Tom and Jerry,eating biscuits like mad,taking meet from soup pot(lol)

Jakumo:
Get over yourself you frigging prude. If you don't like what a woman wears out of her own free choice, then you ought to try minding your own phucking business instead of getting aroused and then rushing to Nairaland to describe the nipples and camel toes that destabilized you in Port Harcourt. if you hate the sight of female bodies so much perhaps you should consider moving to Maiduguristan where women are forced to wear full-coverage masquerade costumes so that easily aroused perverts like you don't attack any of them in a frenzy.

Personally, I love the female body and if the woman is physically fit and exercised, the less clothing she wears, the more grateful I am to her for being so kind as to share the beauty of God's greatest living artwork with appreciative observers like me. That said, if the woman in question is obese, old, or disfigured with droopy old-mama udders, then she should be fined or jailed for exposing that nasty chit in public.

Ehya I feel your pain,but a little piece of contraceptive or condom could have prevented a nuisance like you from being born not to talk of joining this great forum and having mad-driven sex starved lunatics like you to join.Gaybriel

Saturdays are for weddings

Most times I have come across some people here have weddings,and they all tell us that they met their partners here on this platform, and I would be like "how come' because to me,this platform is faceless or is there a way this is possible?

I want to know
#SaturdaysAreForWeddings

This award I think should go any of these five below,but just make your pick
here are their names;
1.VeryWickedMan
2.Siofra
3.IyaebeTheGreat
4.Alexreports
5.

Who do you vote for,
if any of your candidate is not here,mention them

#WeekendVibes

N3TRAL:
Anything my sweetheart, Genevieve Nnaji, does is right.

Anytime you're in distress , please call on me 👑 Genevieve. I'm willing to give my life to save yours!

I'm not Superman or Batman. I'm Your-man, your superhero.

Give me the chance to go on my knees and lick your feet, Gracious lady.

I have a gallery of your pictures that I've been glued to since morning. You're a Goddess. You deserve happiness, joy, peace, love. You deserve every good thing.

Words cannot sufficiently express how I feel about you 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Goan rest Dr Cruise

depz:
I wish the plane crashed and killed all of them. Every single one of them.

Why are you such a wasted fool
A condom could have saved the nuisance called YOU from being born...modafucka

You're indeed a poet

Get the modafucka bitches out,both she that spreadeth the legs and he that doeth the do

they should Bleep out

The shock wave of high orgasm naim kill am

Saga16:
Which kain colour be this for Wike's sake?
After shepe you go just dey approve nonsense.
Abeg change that hideous colour.

Stop being petty,commend his works

Get her pregnant and destroy your kids,your respect and your values including your life,then die and rot in hell

Get her out before you do that nonsense bidding in you!

Good day comrades

Sometime ago when I still lived with my parents in my family house,one fateful night some young street guys were after a rogue, and from the look of things they wanted to kill him,their eyes were bloodshot and they were not minding killing him when they lay their hands on him.
it was night but not very late,they chased the rogue,I was sitting in our living room which could make me see the compound,our gate was open,the thief ran past and ran into our house,into the room,I suspected someone in the room,I was a bit scared because my parents were not actually around at the moment,I went to check and it was a young man from the neighboring compound bloodied on his face with scars,he appealed to me to keep quiet,but he was bleeding, I went out because I heard the noise of some boys and they were brandishing weapons, they asked for him and I told them nobody was there,I didn't shake,for them not to suspect me,they left,meanwhile the guy was bleeding but not too profuse,they had dislocated his arm joints and broken his head.
My parents came and I hushed them not to speak so as not to warrant suspicion, I told them of what happened and they have to allow him stay for a time till the environment was cleared,then we took him to his people living in that vicinity.

My question is this;
Was it a brilliant idea allowing that in the first place seeing that the street guys wanted to attempt in killing him?
What if he had died in my house, would I have been blamed?
What if they had searched my house and saw him,would I have been spared?
Have you been in such condition before,and how did you do it?

kelvine:
The post doesn't add up.
CAN should focus on more important issues.
Imagine doing a threat to sue a company for an innocent advert and also trying to get christians to boycott taking the product.
Please peak milk is not a Muslim company.

Your point doesn't add up,so they should allow such assault on religion?
is it peak milk that was pierced and bruised?
Why are we so biased

This is called 'Keke-bulance' or 'Tri-ambulance

Mumu people,gerrarahia

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Commendable

BATified prophet,high on Cele weed

Op dem do you?
if you go there again nah for kirikiri maximum naim you go rotten...

Your boss is nothing but a very heartless,stewpid,ungrateful idiot,If I had my way I go tear am dirty reply.

To slap you dey hungry me

Yesterday I was discussing with a friend and one of the issues he raised was of employer and employee squabbles and differences he is currently facing in his place of work,because of conflict with his boss wife.

I had to remember my encounter in one of the places I once worked as a tutor then,the man was in charge and he was almost running everything in that school,no duplication of offices,his wife was also this kind of person that gets uncomfortable when someone brings up opinions, she counters it and tries to talk to staff as kids,I had to leave that place,to save my sanity.

For my friend he had similar complaint too, I don't know for sure but how do you see that.

Most especially when the outfit is being owned by both couples and both working in the same place with employees?

What do you expect from a people whose name comes from a fallen spirit 'Ogun'