₦airaland Forum

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
The prayer is not gonna be answered

First of all that imaginary being up there in the sky does not exist...humans are naturally dull and black man is worse...if you ask human what is keeping them alive they will quickly answer the grace of God
So what about the Forty thousands people that died in Turkey earthquake few months ago..does it mean there is no one among that Forty thousands people with the same grace of God

The white men really dealt with our forefathers to instill that God idea into thier mind and they were so foolish to accept and pass it on thier children


Christianity, religion and God is an embarrassing human practice of convincing the mind to ignore common sense, logic, reason and evidence while blindly believing in ancient fairy tales. It encourages its followers to value faith over facts and reality. It makes its followers proud instead of being ashamed of thier ignorance

Let me watch some young Sheldon series..that is the only little boy that gives me joy

damn nigarrr
you are high on colos,on colos

kestolove95:
God answer all prayer ..

Then you don't know the character of God

Candidlady:


Zonefree


See what your comrades are busy doing


This world 🌎🌍 would have been a peaceful place if this gender where out of the equation


After impregnating your daughter you still got the mind to kill the baby..

Nothing anyone can tell me.. all men are the same.. same blood that runs through the devil 👿 runs through all of em..

Ijust wish iknew the gender of the baby that was killed.. if it was a girl child then that 22years ain't enough he deserves a death sentence but na the opposite gender then he did the world so much good by killing the devil's spawn...


Wicked gender with nothing better to offer this world...

Must you be st*pid all the time?
Just read and pass than to be spewing trash,daft brain go get a life

Zonefree:



Heaven bear me witness, if you're my brother, I'll exchange you for a sachet of weed. You're disgrace to humanity and a waste of space!

The most savage comment ever on Nairaland,

Guy you bi pro for Vawulence

Happy weekend Nlanders

Uni days could be so exciting and we all had memories about those days,today I just remembered one of my lecturers from my department,Mr Udenigwe USSR...
You may wonder why USSR, the man claims to be a Marxist, he wrote a book and said that his book should not be sold in capitalist countries (funny man,lol),the way his whiskers look like that of Chaplin and his penetrative eyes eh,you dare not cough in his class, his cynical smile,his mischievous tone and his not getting along with other lecturers is on another planet,his wrong pronunciation of "dialectical materialism' and 'sovereignty' can send you laughing out your ribs but you dare not.
His dressing is on another world..off sense

How about you?
happy weekend

Naijalarry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNYV0FvwCFw



Source- https://twitter.com/MobilePunch/status/1669004038392668161

We neva recover from the cooking madness, una want 9ja to kolo,hiaaa

kestolove95:
Another obidi0t down...

Your type could have been saved from being born if that Man your father used a condom and your mum flushed you in the toilet

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar


Tinubu don't know what he is about to put his hand into
This is how to know a president that will fail
Removing his perceived enemies from office and installing his friends Installing his own personal thief in office
#Tinubumustgo

For the first time you didn't sound like a niggar

TermuxDarkWeb:
Nonsense. This man is crossing his bandry, first it was the innocent CBN Governor Godwin Emefiele and is EFCC chairman. He's creating Lifetime enemies, but it will surely hit him hard. Am not surprised it's government of Yourba he wants to fix only Yourba Muslims in higher positions. NONSENSE

Tinubu my man, you got the balls

What I see here is a misplaced priority,an acclaimed man of God that has lost his point of focus and a clout chaser

vdestro:
Describing yourself! Just say that you could not find any intelligent counter to say.

Still dumb

Today marks 30 years from the 12th of June 1993 when the annulled elections took place which saw two challengers jostling for the position of the presidency in the persons of M.K.O Abiola a business mogul from the SDP and Tofa Bashir from the NRC.
The election was annulled by the then military president,General Ibrahim Babagida a.k.a evil genius that nearly put the whole nation on the brink of another costly war.

Down the lane,we have come to have power back to the civilian government which happened on the 29th of May 1999 and till date,however we cannot say that the very essence of democracy in this nation has really being respected as much, though this is my personal opinion, I strongly come to believe that over the years the things that we have come to experience as a nation as per the question of democracy we have not yet fully approached it pragmatically or to say realistically, our democracy is still at its nascent,we are still trying to develop and gradually we would get there.

So to you,how do you see democracy so far in this nation?
Are we truly following the principle of democracy?
is it enough to say that our democratic system is fair enough?
What can be the way forward if No is your answer?

©TruthSoldier

I am a script writer let's talk

vdestro:
How many times has your phone died? How many times have you brought it back to life?

Now, you have proven eternity to your phone.

The dumbest comment ever

seborrhic:
So based on one s tupid dream he sacked his cook?I knew this man is a charlatan,preying on the gullibility of Nigerians to market himself and be expanding his pastroneuriship but I didn't know he is this a archaic in his practice and way of life.
How many of us have had dreams where someone tried harming or attacking us only to wake up to realise the person that did it in the dream is either dead or in so far away place that he/she cannot practically do us any harm.Or even to wake up,still live with the person for ages with no harm befalling us.
How many of us have had dreams where we slept with a relation or a relation slept with our married spouses or girlfriends,only to wake up to not only find that it's a dream but the said relation continues living in the same house without nothing of such happening.
Yet,this one dreamt what is in his subconscious and thoughts,as some dreams are and is now selling it as a vision to the gullible!

Oga nor vex but you bi zombie

patrotic9gerian:
If you believe that attaining publicity is a simple task, then I challenge you to go out and pursue it. Hilda, with great courage, has shattered a world record, and it is truly admirable to witness more Nigerians finding inspiration in her bravery to break even more records. We should wholeheartedly support and encourage all Nigerians who courageously strive to put our country on the global stage. This serves as undeniable confirmation that Nigerian youths are far from lazy, as unfairly labeled by the former president, but rather they are incredibly hardworking and driven individuals. If I were in BAT's position, I would swiftly travel from ABUJA to Ekiti, share a lunch with Dami, and promptly return back to Abuja. It is crucial to foster an environment that nurtures the creativity and entrepreneurial spirit of our youth, enabling Nigeria's long-term economic growth to rival that of developed nations. Healthy competition is essential for our nation's future. The Nigerian entertainment industry has achieved global recognition due to fierce competition and the unwavering determination of our youth. Let us continue to support any courageous Nigerian who aspires to leave a lasting legacy for future generations.

Must it be only food?
nansense

This is madness,get the fuvk outta here edioootts

Wagwanbrethren:
Do you have any proof to support eternity, God, heaven,hell theories?

Yes,the bible

ooong:
Here, we need to ask the classic question. Where do people come from? Where are we going? Can anyone answer that?

That's a great question

Some time ago I was listening to a preaching and the preacher asked a question,he said "What if peradventure you die and you had all this while believed that there was eternity of heaven and hell,you discovered there was none, would you regret that you lived the life you lived on earth?

I pondered on that, most people these days don't believe in eternity being real,some call it a scam or religious manipulation for the gullible, while there are those that do believe that's it's real.

What do you think?

this can only be the finger of God

I joined Nairaland because of the way I see people share information and hurl banters on each other,lol,...but most important I joined because I wanted to sharpen my writing skill,share relevant information,expand my work and knowledge.

How about you?

Numerous occasions to count

Good day nairalanders

I was having a discussion some time ago with a couple of friends and it was bordered on relationship and why people cheat,the discussion however degenerated into an argument on who cheats most in a relationship whether marital or intending marital relationship, some said it's the female while some others said the man,some believe that it's a matter of personality and values rather than just a thing of a gender.

Now my question goes to us,please who cheats more in a relationship, is it a thing common to a particular gender or more of a personality trait or value?

let's discuss

We walked down to the school eatery,sat down and ordered for two plates of jollof rice and plantain,I bought two bottles of Pepsi and we were downing our food, I made order for an extra plate when my ear caught the conversation of three ladies a table ahead of us..
'What did you say happened to Nazzy? asked one of the girl
'Naso we see am o,the girl was okay a night before,she came back looking alright,we saw her,nothing amiss..'replied the girl telling the story,a petite looking ebony lady
'Then what happened? asked another girl who was seated on the table together with the two
'Her roommate said that she woke up in the wee hours of the morning to do some laundry, when she started screaming, she had gone out by that time to get some bucket of water,she screamed for some time,came in looking shocked but could not talk to anyone about what she saw or has caused her screaming in a clear narrative,everyone continued with their sleep but Nazzy could not,she was literally shaking, according to what her roommates narrated, she tried to sleep for some minutes only to wake up no more talking to anyone,only moping even when you call her name and making some monosyllabic words,until she started tearing herself with her fingers'
"What!? the other girls screamed in unison
'Only God knows what really happened to her,they said that it was a demonic attack, some said it was a book that she read, other accounts have it that she visited an Alhaji in town and since her return that has brought the abnormality in her' narrated the girl telling the incident..
'This is not the first time things like this has happened in this campus..' said the petite ebony girl
'Ehen??.

*****
It was on a cool morning of May, 2015,I can vividly remember on a Thursday when Frank a tall light complexioned skin guy in his mid twenties,came to my place,I don't live in the school hostel,I have my own place outside the school,I prefer living off campus because I valued my privacy and I love to be alone to study and do some researches on my laptop..
'Tap tap' came the knock...
'Come in,the door's open' I replied
And in came Frank looking famished and having with him few books,he is a student from the department of philosophy while I was into psychology
'Guy,how far? I greeted
'I dey,hunger wan finish me,abeg wetin you cook?
'I never cook o' I responded while still focused on my work on the laptop before me
'Mtchewww,you dey ever cook,dats why you never fat' hissed Frank
'But..I get garri,you fit manage am nah,guy I dey busy dats why' I said trying to placate him
'I don too drink gari ma niggar,I nor want wetin go damage my eye' said Frank,while trying to rest his head on my pillow case
'Kai,No worry make I finish this tin make we go buy ewa' I said
'By the way,nah lecture keep you till now? I asked concerned
'Bro,it was not funny, Mr Bills and his elongated and prolonged class, but anyway that's not all,please guy close dat PC make we go chop,I dey H' Frank said getting up from the bed,his stomach making some slight rumblings,I got up,closed my PC and I wore my polo after having some cool shower quickly and applying a nice body spray........

*If you cannot endure Horror don't read



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It all began on 12th of May 2015,I call it 'Dark May', a day I cannot forget in a hurry,impressed and documented in the deep recesses of my heart, when I recollect that day and the things that transpired I still find my head swell like it's going to burst,I feel chills down my spine and rude shocks, what you are going to read now is a graphic one,brace up...

To me,I have never seen any movie that has made me cry as an adult, especially all these Nollywood movies that we have,the last time I cried seriously watching a Nigerian movie was when it was still called Home Movies,and that was years ago,but not anymore,for me I would just watch,laugh and be like "Who una dey whine ni?
I don't just get emotional with all of that,I don't know what happened, but I cannot get such happen again.

Okay now over to you,Has any Nollywood movie make you cry as an adult, if yes,what movie was that

CondenseMilk:
Are you unemployed?

Are you a job giver? Bloody civilian

Some people believe that when a person involves in penetrative sex that he or she is no more a virgin,some argue that you may not but still aren't a virgin.
Who then is a virgin?
is it possible you may not have had sex yet you're not a virgin?
What makes one to be seen as a virgin?

Porn hub don finish your guy life,Run oooooi

I supported Obi,I campaigned for him but at this point I have to admit that Tinubu has come to stay,maybe this is not Obi's turn but God willing it will come,YES IT WILL