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RomanceRe: Why You Should Never Underrate Someone You Meet For The First Time by tsharp(m): 10:37am On Mar 01, 2019
blackgold2018:
He looked casual. You judged him carnally n wrongly thereby blinding ur eye.
You slept while God knocked on your door.
Don't be melodramatic. Too much overreaction here. What if he was a gay man looking for a lay. I have been in a similar situation. Business card, nice meal and drinks and all and gone and given thanks for a divine connection only to find out the dude only wanted to drill my butt hole.

When God shows up He will make sure you take notice.
LiteratureRe: 9 keys Of Life by tsharp(m): 3:38pm On Feb 28, 2019
Can you please write it in English? Thanks.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 8:17am On Feb 18, 2019
KpagoGIN:
So you all think Irikefe will carry out Mama Akunna's suggestion without having his own back up plan, let me tell you Akunna the son will be the one to take whatever fall that might occur and at the end Mama Akunna will die a hero's death.
P.S Mama Akunna can take a bullet for her son, read in-between the lines, there is no such love like that of a mother to her child.
Just saying it, Centino will make sure it doesn't happen like that. Read between the lines. No one guesses right on this thread.
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LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m):
Boss Centino you're just badass!

You gave us with one hand and took with the other. After enjoying Achike's sever banging of the babe, Cosmas came and deflated us with his words. You're something else man. May your well of knowledge never run dry.

Irikefe is toast.

Thanks for the powerful update.

Midweek o grin
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RomanceRe: Help! I Am Not Emotionally Attached To My Fiancee by tsharp(m): 7:53am On Feb 18, 2019
lefulefu:
if op follow this ur advice he might end up just having a sidechick by the side .its important the lady u want to marry u must have feelings for her cos if ur heart is cold towards her that marriage wont last no matter how steadfast u claim to be.dem no marry person out of pity.
My gee, you don't get it. "Feelings" which is peripheral always fades no matter who you marry. Love is deeper than mere feelings. Once you are switched on enough to identify the right partner, with discipline, prayers, and humility you will build love.
RomanceRe: Help! I Am Not Emotionally Attached To My Fiancee by tsharp(m): 8:25pm On Feb 13, 2019
Don't be stupid man. What you want is a big breasted and big assed slay queen who will kill you. You think marriage is always rosy? Someone got tired of fvcking Beyonce and cheated. You will also be tired of that type you are looking for. When that happens, what you need is all those qualities you enumerated.

Pity yourself and marry that girl and bloody well treat her right.

You don't have to marry the person you love, but you must love the person you marry. And your girlfriend is loveable.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 6:12pm On Feb 10, 2019
Khd95:
This centino guy no be human forget it


He has knowledge of everything,ahhhh
My thoughts exactly!

In one update religion and spirituality, politics, witchcraft, psychology, medicine and even sports!

God bless you for us boss.

I believe too that Agbo fine boy was too aggressive. Wetin self undecided
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RomanceRe: Were you ever asked out by a Gay or lesbian, How Did You Handle It ? by tsharp(m): 5:58pm On Feb 09, 2019
Yes, plenty times at work. I'm a Frontline staff so I come in contact with all sorts. Some are very forthright and others will take style and ask about lunch and drinks pretty much as a normal guy would a babe. Been broke and even accepted "transport fare" to dates which I converted to pots of soup and drinks with my babe and stayed away. I have come to have new respect for girls and never judge and call anyone a hoe or anything like that as I have experienced the kind of pressure they feel. But there can't be anything like pussy grin
LiteratureRe: Writers Wanted by tsharp(m): 7:28pm On Feb 08, 2019
OluwabuqqyYOLO:
I suggest that no one should deal with this moniker. He just opened this account. That is very suspicious.
What if that is the whole point of opening the account? To get his message across? Anyone who wants to deal with him/her should be street smart as all social media dealings must be. Everyone joins nairaland one day.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 6:21pm On Feb 03, 2019
Ndi and Maya. Undying love.

Mama Akunna and Akunna. See me o. I nearly cried grin

Nice info there on the East African runners. Now I know.

Achike. Faint well you hear. Go and ask Castro where that punna leads.

And poor Castro. Centino pls na undecided

Thanks boss. Powerful as usual.
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LiteratureRe: Agrippa's Syndrome by tsharp(m): 2:38pm On Jan 28, 2019
PharoahIII:
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This isn't good writing at all, it's what in literature we call purple prose, your syntax needs improving. Also, why write about Agrippa or whatever you call him? You're Nigerian, write about Nigeria, write about your history, we have a history too.
wicked grin
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 8:13am On Jan 28, 2019
I actually looked up the silver cord and sure enough, it exists! Let me join my brothers younzubi and EkopSparoAyara and ask...how do you know all these things centino?

They slapped Akunna and turned him into an American and a Brit all at once grin

Poor Castro...all for kitten!

If one dip is what Castro got and see where he is he is now, imagine marrying someone and giving it to him everyday! Can't wait for Papa Efe's action. #stopevae

Thanks for this wonderful work centino. I feel blessed.
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RomanceRe: I Told A Guy I Liked Him... by tsharp(m): 7:57am On Jan 14, 2019
kiddoiLL:
congratulations you've just done what most females can't do... there's no point in you trying to avoid him. If he's in a relationship, or he's married, then back off.
If he's single and you want him, try to build something with him slowly, by being friends at first.. show him you're good and let him see the real you, he'll definitely see you as a good option.. I said build your friendship with him not throw yourself at him o
My stance exactly. You did nothing wrong.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 10:47am On Jan 10, 2019
Centino:
Like I said already, enough of all this so I can start thinking about Sunday.
Please tell them. Ose sir!

Youngzubi:
think positively brothers. wink
We are thinking positively. The guy said he is happy doing what he is doing. Now you have made him unable to concentrate. Have you been of help? Have you thought that maybe for him success is in knowing that he is touching lives and making people happy? money is not everything brother.
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LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 8:19pm On Jan 07, 2019
Centino. The question you should be asking the man above me is show me your own site and how much money you have made. Is he not a writer too. If you want to do your own for free...is it his free? These people want to push you to ridicule so that you leave nairaland for them to shine.

You have been a breath of fresh air in this forum and you have touched many lives as we see every day in comments. Remember why you started and be true to yourself. Don't tempt fate with that midweek update the way you planned it. I will rather wait till Sunday and know that my Sundays will continue the way they have been in the past one year.

Nuf said.

For the story...Jonjo stole that money to break Maya and Ndifreke up so that he can have her.

Pls stay here boss.
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CelebritiesRe: Funny Toheeb Gets Featured On BBC (Photos) by tsharp(m): 2:37am On Jan 06, 2019
lyriclekidd:
At least he dy make money from am and BBC recognize am. I no even sure say your own neighbors sabi you ewu Gambia
centino come see o. mr zubbi grin
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 7:47pm On Dec 30, 2018
Youngzubi:
i guess you're still a student just like me
hahahahahaha if you believe this dat means you believe buhari is jubril. read his comments very well. centino is a boss. even something he said today
Centino:
It may be that I'm reluctant because I'm lucky not to need to pursue monitizing my passion to survive.
Emperortj93:
i have being on nairaland for the better part of a decade and everytime one good writer spring up, the next thing you read from everyone is "go publish", "open your own site and drive in traffic", blah the blah.
But the sad truth is after awhile, everyone abandon such writer. I can name 20 good (if not excellent) writers off the top of my head that followed said advice and nothing to show. Ask Frank3.17 how many book he sold when he first got published after all the hype and clamour or repogirl how many people visit her site after all the clamour. please centino, don't do it if you don't wanna.

I love the story and the writer alot and I don't want you to go like the rest
Jah bless bro.

you people should leave centino for us. he has said he is not interested in chicken change.
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LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 12:47pm On Dec 25, 2018
Fantastic Christmas update Centino. A million thanks.

Chisco and Wasiu. Typical guys. We'll share a woman and a bottle of beer the next minute and no qualms. The day women will be like that grin

See how money is tearing Maya and Ndi apart. I always knew that client was up to no good. Ndi must wake up else he loses his woman.

Mr Cosmas and Christmas. You're the best centino. Who knows daddy freeze nairaland moniker. Let him come and see. Jesus is good news. Good news should be celebrated.

The men of Katakata Street and Evae. Oh my grin

When centino said we should watch out for Agboyinbo's wife I knew it would be something strong. Husband and daughter sitting outside and landlord in the room and Irikefe wants to faint. It can only mean one thing.

Thanks again centino. You have made my Christmas. Awesome update.
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LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 9:01pm On Dec 06, 2018
Just catching up with the last two episodes. Midweek update is here to stay IJN.

Mkpo's jealousy of Ndi is surprising. Na wah oh.

Centino please tell us more about Papa Efe. He seems a real winch hunter.

Happy Irikefe is safe. The boy has more lives than a cat.

Agboyinbo and his family are something else. But the way the story end. Sunday where are you embarassed
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LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 11:06am On Nov 26, 2018
daviesblaze:
Yo dude. Why the attitude
I wasn't talking to you

Centino have been my all time favorite writer. talk about, he's one of the few blokes that makes me visit NL on a daily basis.

You should work on your comprehension in spotting dry humor when you see one.

Peace cool
whatever
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 10:20am On Nov 26, 2018
daviesblaze:
I don't mind the nature of your reply undecided

As long as update dey follow am for back grin
you must really be daft not to recognise that he does not appreciate your comment. show some appreciation. if you were a writer i'm sure you would have abandoned your work a long time ago
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 3:01pm On Nov 25, 2018
Chisco turn to shine nurse Jo!

That exchange! grin

"Na because I no wear pant"

"im from arochukwu"

Kee me Centino grin grin grin
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LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 1:39pm On Nov 19, 2018
Boss Centino

May I say this is the most satisfying update yet. Thank you.

So happy for Ndifreke. What a story!

And the lessons of the day. Pray, and Love.

You're number 1. No question.
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LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 3:38pm On Nov 13, 2018
KpagoGIN:
You too quick to get to the end.... There is no end the story in it self is a journey there is nothing at the destination Just take a seat and enjoy the ride, and also katakata street tries to model a real life scenario and for Mr. Cosmos' you just have to believe me for every face me i face you there is always that academically sound and misplaced neighbor.
Seconded! I can't imagine Katakata street without Mr Cosmas. Man is an eye opener.

Ride on Centino!
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RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Has A Female Bestie... by tsharp(m): 3:58pm On Nov 10, 2018
Hmmm

LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 11:44am On Nov 09, 2018
rhajaan:
Maya
Ndifreke
Irikefe
Nurse Josephine
Papa Efe
Mr. Cosmos
Agbonoyibo
Akunna
Mama Akunna.
Achike
Wasiu
Mr. Zubi
Alhaji Sirika
Josiah
Mkpo
Mama Willy-Willy
Talabi
Lukman
Mr Kingsley
Sister Esther
Mama Tobi
Tobi
Mama Willy-Willy
Evaè
I can't mention all.....

Who is the favorite character without whom Katakata wouldn't have been the same?
Mr Cosmas. Centino's alter ego as someone said.


Centino:
9th actually cool. You like? grin
Boss! Since you are here, give us one surprise update to celebrate na grin
LiteratureRe: Best Stories I've Read On Nairaland So Far. by tsharp(m): 10:22pm On Nov 03, 2018
Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 9:01am On Oct 30, 2018
Two more beautiful women to rival Maya and nurse Jo. Katakata loading in the house.

Centino the boss.
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LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 8:30am On Oct 21, 2018
Jerusalem the land of mercy grin grin grin

Thanks for the early update and mention Centino. A new face is most welcome in the never ending drama in Katakata Street. I'm sure his entrance will lead to some people leaving.

Agbonyanky grin
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CelebritiesRe: Teddylicious: Chisom Okprara Suffering From Depression (Photos) by tsharp(m): 12:48pm On Oct 19, 2018
Stay off social media.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tsharp(m): 9:40pm On Oct 16, 2018
Centino:
Welcome to Katakata Street rickleye. We love new comers grin

I get your suggestion man, just that it's not a style I dig that much. I even toy with eliminating the "he said" "she said" dialogue tags I use altogether (you'll see that as you approach page 100 grin) because it slows down the narrative and can also be boring. I want my reader to participate at a deeper level. Know the characters, understand how their minds work, know who is saying what without the speakers being identified and as I have been doing this lately I've been waiting for someone to point it out but it hasn't happened as my readers can easily identify Mr Cosmas, or Irikefe or Mr Kingsley by just the words spoken. Like this the story moves along nicely and no one misses a thing and more fluff is eliminated.

I like Paterson but there are others like Laura Drake who reason like me and want to create a story that is bigger than the characters and get readers more involved which translates into greater appreciation smiley

See you at page 104 before the next update grin
Boss man. You too much.

Nice update. Please let Centino the man be Atikulated mbok. That is the Messiah from Adamawa.

We missed nurse Jo's yansh abeg. Let Ndifreke shine dat congo na grin
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