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Tstark: You're stu/pid for that comment

GudluckIBB: Tomoroow she go dey claim big girl.wetin she dey do for iyana ipaja?Anyway.Get well soon

Sisi_Kill: What if someone recognized their dad in that man. . .how would they feel?

Eeeeeeeya!!

pDude: Anyama! Look at Tiwa's black knees and feet. Disgusting

Abeg Solange rocked that dress like a diva, see all her hips and sexy curved legs popping.

Tiwa should see a skin specialist about those yama yama knees. And the dress is hanging on her

acidtalk: Nkiru, Doubt if you even deserve such meaningless position. 'Cus in reality you don't sound so intelligent.

As for Linda Ikeji,one day na one day, they will beat the living hell out of you and strip you on the streets of Lagos.

Linda is such a bias, local and shallow minded Biatch.


Op - Change your thread topic to "Nkiru. Sylvanus Blast Linda Ikeji". This way it will make headline and possibly even FrontPage.


Liala, dey there dey laugh like witch, na you dem go use as the cane to Take flog Linda when the time reach.

mrrock: I often change money there myself but would walk into the bureau de change.
But it's an old trick. The money they gave you at first was complete. Then they will quickly change it. The second they gave you last which you assumed complete wasn't. You wouldn't
understand me though.

denitro: Check out this thread.. Lots of eye witness accounts.
https://www.nairaland.com/249720/new-419-method-dont-exchange

One of the notes in the bundle has been conjured or something.
They give you the money, you count, its one note short.
They give you the note that will complete the amount, you hand over
your dollar and leave.
Some metres away, you money is gone by half.
Pure evil..
I experienced it two years ago.
I changed $1000 and was given like N155,000+
I counted it and the bundle of N1,000 of 100 (N100,000) was short by 1 note
and the other bundle of N1,000 of 55 was also short by 1 note
the guy gave me 2 N1,000 to complete the money.
I gave him my dollars and left.
Got home and found out the money like N90,000+.
I wept.

leighcon: A pure mind game has been played on you, those guys deliberately leave out like 2 notes when giving you the money, they make you count like 3-5 times and they also recount just so you are both sure of the number of notes missing.

While pretending to reach for his pocket to bring out the missing notes, he distracts you and takes some wads out of the one in his hand to put in his pocket only to bring out the number of notes agreed to make it complete. So in your case he probably took out N14k only to bring out N2k.

Whenever I have their time I play them a lot, they would have quoted very high rate to attract you, what I do is I recount anytime they give me the final amount and then they begin to call me "thief wey wan chop high rate" of course they end up running away.

Pele! Next time never trust anybody with anything!

pDude: Ok. Is that why they were able to cut through metal like butter such as the neat holes on those iron bars. i expected it to be at least a powerful bullet such as a 50 cal that could do that. And I doubt that an Ak47 bullet could be that powerful.

acidtalk: Mechionu!!! You are also a known confirmed tribalist.

Where are the ladies in Delta, Bayelsa, Ilorin, Oyo, Edo, Taraba, Calabar or dem dey fight war for all those regions too.

Afam will rather put up a Chad or Malian girl in LeagonUniversity Ghana than put up a Yoruba girl's picture (especially when she is pretty)

miketayo: looks like igbo girls r more beautiful than yoruba girls

Callotti: Nigerians na waya!
From Obama to Romney!
Oya! First thing tomorrow, I am heading to the polls!
My husband dey vessssssss with me gaaaaaan!
Poor immigrant Igbotic nigger!
What does he knoweth but the dude is BLACK with a Kenyan Papa? Typical Nigerian mu-mu!!!!
Anuofia!!!!

I go give am bobby suck when eim begin to cry on Wednesday morrrrin'!

Mu Che Che Che Che Che

Julieccentric: Mumu! Compare yourself with David Beckham before you show your foolishness again..Ode!

shymexx: Ni.gger syndrome - fight against poor people but too cowardly to fight the system...

They're pus.ssies, anyway...

Crown China: During our own time the whole of Lagos was at a standstill serious rioting, for my attitude my parents deport me to abroad

hardbody: How about burn down the entire community for starters and then start hunting all members of that village wherever they can be found

Siga: Even if law dey to protect these kinda animals....Na the DPO go carry give hin wife to cook....

AmBeautiful: did anybody notice the table?
Just Saying

vivacious vivi: Mehn this one is real Nollywood story o! But come o, that Cashier is stupid. One would have expected her on seeing the caller ID, to shout something like " Abeg Abeg sister, a customer is implicating me in a robbery here o, I cant speak to anyone now" or something like that. Her partner in crime too should have grabbed na. Dumb chick

hardbody: Dimwitted dummy, for that amount of cash withdrawal, it is conventional to call and inform your account officer that you will be making such a huge withdrawal so that amongst other things, they will arrange the best denominations that will be convenient for you. While i am not saying that this story is true, you do not just dismiss it with a wave of the hand