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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa 'Tiwantiwa' Banks Thank God For Her Life by Tstark(m): 2:48am On Dec 13, 2012
Tstark:

You're stu/pid for that comment
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa 'Tiwantiwa' Banks Thank God For Her Life by Tstark(m): 2:48am On Dec 13, 2012
GudluckIBB: Tomoroow she go dey claim big girl.wetin she dey do for iyana ipaja?Anyway.Get well soon

You're stupid for that comment

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Crime / Re: The Thieves Who Stole My Iphone (pics included) by Tstark(m): 8:39pm On Dec 11, 2012
Sisi_Kill: What if someone recognized their dad in that man. . .how would they feel?

Eeeeeeeya!! undecided

That statement had me ROTFL!!
Fashion / Re: Tiwa Savage Vs Solange Knowles: Who Wore It Better? by Tstark(m): 4:49pm On Dec 06, 2012
pDude: Anyama! Look at Tiwa's black knees and feet. Disgusting sad

Abeg Solange rocked that dress like a diva, see all her hips and sexy curved legs popping.

Tiwa should see a skin specialist about those yama yama knees. And the dress is hanging on her tongue

Inferiority complex dey worry you!
Celebrities / Re: I Am Aware That One Fake,jobless,blogger Has Been Peddling News About Me - Nkiru by Tstark(m): 8:54pm On Nov 15, 2012
acidtalk: Nkiru, Doubt if you even deserve such meaningless position. 'Cus in reality you don't sound so intelligent.

As for Linda Ikeji,one day na one day, they will beat the living hell out of you and strip you on the streets of Lagos.

Linda is such a bias, local and shallow minded Biatch.


Op - Change your thread topic to "Nkiru. Sylvanus Blast Linda Ikeji". This way it will make headline and possibly even FrontPage.


Liala, dey there dey laugh like witch, na you dem go use as the cane to Take flog Linda when the time reach.


ROTFLMAO!!!!!

But on the real though, nobody should touch those girls, they're just doing their jobs. And stop advocating violence against them, u know some knucleheads might take your comment literally
Politics / Re: Ideas For Solving Traffic Congestion In Lagos by Tstark(m): 2:27pm On Nov 14, 2012
The more solutions people come up with, the more cars people will buy. It's the nigerian mentality- everyone wants to own and drive a car even if they have to sleep and wake up in it before they get where they are going
Crime / Re: My Experience With Swindlers by Tstark(m): 3:53pm On Nov 13, 2012
mrrock: I often change money there myself but would walk into the bureau de change.
But it's an old trick. The money they gave you at first was complete. Then they will quickly change it. The second they gave you last which you assumed complete wasn't. You wouldn't
understand me though.

GBAM! Like i said before, if you recount the money before pocketing it they will either try it again and pretend as if it was a mistake, or they will collect their naira and walk off!
Crime / Re: My Experience With Swindlers by Tstark(m): 3:51pm On Nov 13, 2012
denitro: Check out this thread.. Lots of eye witness accounts.
https://www.nairaland.com/249720/new-419-method-dont-exchange

One of the notes in the bundle has been conjured or something.
They give you the money, you count, its one note short.
They give you the note that will complete the amount, you hand over
your dollar and leave.
Some metres away, you money is gone by half.
Pure evil..
I experienced it two years ago.
I changed $1000 and was given like N155,000+
I counted it and the bundle of N1,000 of 100 (N100,000) was short by 1 note
and the other bundle of N1,000 of 55 was also short by 1 note
the guy gave me 2 N1,000 to complete the money.
I gave him my dollars and left.
Got home and found out the money like N90,000+.
I wept.

Stop talking trash, its not juju its a simple trick. If you recount the money before pocketing it u will catch them red handed. They rely on you counting it along with them and pocketing it afterwards to succeed.
Crime / Re: My Experience With Swindlers by Tstark(m): 2:11pm On Nov 13, 2012
leighcon: A pure mind game has been played on you, those guys deliberately leave out like 2 notes when giving you the money, they make you count like 3-5 times and they also recount just so you are both sure of the number of notes missing.

While pretending to reach for his pocket to bring out the missing notes, he distracts you and takes some wads out of the one in his hand to put in his pocket only to bring out the number of notes agreed to make it complete. So in your case he probably took out N14k only to bring out N2k.

Whenever I have their time I play them a lot, they would have quoted very high rate to attract you, what I do is I recount anytime they give me the final amount and then they begin to call me "thief wey wan chop high rate" of course they end up running away.

Pele! Next time never trust anybody with anything!

GBAM! All you have to do is make sure you are the last person to count the money and they will angrily collect their money and walk off. They tried it with me but i kep insisting on counting the money before giving them the dollars so they angrily walked off. If you let them count it and hand it to you then they've got ya.
The mallams do not involve themselves in this act and they make sure those boys dont operate near their bureau de change, they are always across the road from them or down the road.

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Crime / Re: Aftermath Of Robbery Attack On Lekki Neighborhood In Lagos by Tstark(m): 8:19pm On Nov 12, 2012
pDude:

Ok. Is that why they were able to cut through metal like butter such as the neat holes on those iron bars. i expected it to be at least a powerful bullet such as a 50 cal that could do that. And I doubt that an Ak47 bullet could be that powerful.


Thats not even close to a 50 cal round. A 50 cal round will make a bigger hole, it'll probaly collapse that wall on impact.
Fashion / Re: Miss University Nigeria 2012 Contestants(pictures) by Tstark(m): 8:45pm On Nov 09, 2012
acidtalk:

Mechionu!!! You are also a known confirmed tribalist.

Where are the ladies in Delta, Bayelsa, Ilorin, Oyo, Edo, Taraba, Calabar or dem dey fight war for all those regions too.

Afam will rather put up a Chad or Malian girl in LeagonUniversity Ghana than put up a Yoruba girl's picture (especially when she is pretty)

But bros, e dey hard to find yoruba girl wen fine now. Wetin you want make he do
Fashion / Re: Miss University Nigeria 2012 Contestants(pictures) by Tstark(m): 8:35pm On Nov 09, 2012
miketayo: looks like igbo girls r more beautiful than yoruba girls sad


Sinceeeeeeeeeee- the yoruba girl wey fine for face must croooked for leg. The one wey get nice body go ugly for face. I don tire for dem o
Science/Technology / Re: Nigerian Girls Invent Urine-powered Generator by Tstark(m): 4:09pm On Nov 08, 2012
Yoruba girls aren't that smart [not at that age anyway]. Na to find husband and get pregnant be their number one priority, it's instilled in their mindset from a very young age.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Or Romney- Who Would You Vote For? by Tstark(m): 4:46pm On Nov 05, 2012
Callotti: Nigerians na waya!
From Obama to Romney!
Oya! First thing tomorrow, I am heading to the polls!
My husband dey vessssssss with me gaaaaaan!
Poor immigrant Igbotic nigger!
What does he knoweth but the dude is BLACK with a Kenyan Papa? Typical Nigerian mu-mu!!!!
Anuofia!!!!

I go give am bobby suck when eim begin to cry on Wednesday morrrrin'!

Mu Che Che Che Che Che


I can't believe your old a.s.s. came on here talking like a 2-year old. So cos you work in the healthcare industry you have to be selfish and start thinking you're not an immigrant as well?
Sports / Re: The Williams Sisters Exhibition Match In Lagos (Pictures) by Tstark(m): 4:39pm On Nov 05, 2012
Julieccentric:

Mumu! Compare yourself with David Beckham before you show your foolishness again..Ode!

And the guilty ones will obviously be the first to respond!

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Webmasters / Re: Your Top 5 Nigerian Everyday Websites by Tstark(m): 4:46pm On Oct 30, 2012
Some of the above posts show good examples of why naija is in the bad situation it's in now. Some knuckleheads are actually responding with yahoo.com and google.com,are those "nigerian" websites?

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Fashion / Re: Miss Plus Size Nigeria 2012 (Pictures) by Tstark(m): 7:13pm On Oct 15, 2012
Seems like someone farted in the first pic embarassed, they're all looking like idowuogbo and ijebabe

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Crime / Re: Uniport Shut Down As Students Set Umuokiri-aluu Ablaze! by Tstark(m): 9:17pm On Oct 09, 2012
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shymexx: Ni.gger syndrome - fight against poor people but too cowardly to fight the system...

They're pus.ssies, anyway...

GBAM!!!!!
Crime / Re: Uniport Shut Down As Students Set Umuokiri-aluu Ablaze! by Tstark(m): 9:15pm On Oct 09, 2012
Crown China: During our own time the whole of Lagos was at a standstill serious rioting, for my attitude my parents deport me to abroad

I guess you abandoned school totally when you got abroad then.......cos your english is atrocious!

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Crime / Re: Villagers Flee Aluu For Fear Of Arrests by Tstark(m): 4:50pm On Oct 09, 2012
hardbody: How about burn down the entire community for starters and then start hunting all members of that village wherever they can be found

Why not Nuke the whole country while you're at it.......slowpoke!

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Crime / Re: Desola Ade-Unuigbe Supports Aluu Community by Tstark(m): 4:48pm On Oct 09, 2012
I don't see anything wrong with that write-up at all, Nigerians hate hearing the truth and can talk the talk but never walk the walk. How many of you condeming the writer are going to do anything about the incident but grumble behind your laptop until the next one happens? This sort of lynching can only happen in a lawless society, and thats exactly what Nigeria is. What exactly is wrong with what the writer wrote? Is it cos he's not shouting "death to the Aluu community!' like everyone else?
The system has failed the people of Aluu and they simply took the law into their own hands cos they thought they could get away with it...........and they probably will
Crime / Re: Face Of One Of The UNIPORT Students Murderers by Tstark(m): 3:56pm On Oct 08, 2012
All of you commenting above me na mouth una get, you wont do a damn thing! You all will sit in you house behind your laptops and refurbished BB's and threaten fire and brimestone but wont do anything. Couple of weeks from now the same wickedness will happen again, abi no be naija? #wankers

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Events / Re: Nigeria@52 Celebration In Port-Harcourt Zoo (Photos) by Tstark(m): 1:16pm On Oct 03, 2012
Na Okija juju dey sell fan ice ontop that bike
Phones / Re: Did You Receive Airtime Bonus From MTN Today? by Tstark(m): 5:04pm On Oct 01, 2012
Na awoof go kill all of una

grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Giant Sea Turtle Seen At Oniru Beach This Morning by Tstark(m): 2:25pm On Sep 28, 2012
Siga: Even if law dey to protect these kinda animals....Na the DPO go carry give hin wife to cook.... grin


Loooooooooooool!!!!!!!!

grin
Celebrities / Re: Jay-z PUNCHES Female Fan! (picture) by Tstark(m): 1:06pm On Sep 25, 2012
This was a very old incident early 2000's. Stop spreading rubbish!
Romance / Re: Why Is This Lady Behaving Like This?? by Tstark(m): 1:46pm On Sep 21, 2012
This has to be a joke..@ op im sure the woman is fat and ugly, you probably had to try and justify your actions by telling us that she's bautiful, cos its quite apparent that she has low self esteem issues. By the way, since when did "dowry" become the determining factor of marriage? She's giving you what you want and you should give her what she needs too- shikena!
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Having His Portrait Taken (Picture) by Tstark(m): 3:15pm On Sep 20, 2012
AmBeautiful: did anybody notice the table?
Just Saying undecided

Everybody noticed the table.....and your point is??
Music/Radio / Re: What Rick Ross’ “hold Me Back” Video Tells The World About Nigerians by Tstark(m): 3:45pm On Sep 19, 2012
Your so called naija artists would rather go and shoot their vidoes in SA and the likes, now a foreigner is exposing what your own artists are ashamed of and you're now complaining? Abeg suck it up and enjoy the video, he's showing it exactly how it is!
The lyrics are wack though

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Crime / Re: Female Banker Sends Robbers After Customer by Tstark(m): 7:25pm On Sep 18, 2012
vivacious vivi: Mehn this one is real Nollywood story o! But come o, that Cashier is stupid. One would have expected her on seeing the caller ID, to shout something like " Abeg Abeg sister, a customer is implicating me in a robbery here o, I cant speak to anyone now" or something like that. Her partner in crime too should have grabbed na. Dumb chick undecided

Your post shows your upbringing and the kind of person you are, i pity the fool who marries you o
Crime / Re: Female Banker Sends Robbers After Customer by Tstark(m): 4:46pm On Sep 18, 2012
hardbody:

Dimwitted dummy, for that amount of cash withdrawal, it is conventional to call and inform your account officer that you will be making such a huge withdrawal so that amongst other things, they will arrange the best denominations that will be convenient for you. While i am not saying that this story is true, you do not just dismiss it with a wave of the hand

But did you really need to insult the guy?

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