₦airaland Forum

So if Bolt is cheating, who isnt? If we are to go by this theory, then does it mean that all winners are dopers and anyone that looses is clean? I no know o

So is he resigning or not?!

Gullible nigerians...........they'll believe anything

Yoruba step mothers are the most evil beings, they can be very territorial. Any children in the house that isnt theirs must be eliminated at all costs..........smh

chucky234: You leave condolence message wey you suppose post for here come dey post remembrance of the teenage girls wey you don bleepv for the school, na people like you dey spoil corpers dem name.

I was thinking the same thing too, that dudes post had me scratching my head

Tales by moonlight, that business will always boom in a country with poverty, bad healthcare and no value for human life. Infact it should be the most profitable business in naija so far. Do you know how many burial ceremonies take place everyweekend in Lagos alone?

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Another one

Lawd have mercy!! See every Tom D1ick and Harry coming out of the woodwork and claiming Ekiti state now, based on ileke-idi's pictures. Where were y'all when people where bashing the state and she was single-handedly defending it? LWKMD..........smh

Idowuogbo: U swallow frog? Y u dey vomit?

Madam! I have noticed u o! Now bounce.....

Make di two of una no try intimidate that fine girl o

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Dont mind them, they love to front about not doing certain jobs but when they get to the western world they'll proudly do the so called " dirty jobs". 95% of all the naija girls in the USA are into nursing now, but if you ask them to become a nurse in nigeria they will quickly shout : god forbid!

And the 'dumbest comment ever on nairaland' award goes to Tolaaaaannni. You can always tell the people that are posting comments from their village by the rubbish they post.SMDH

Kobojunkie: OH!! now the excuse is Nigeria is a developing country? ROFLMAO!! Nevermind that in the 80's this same 'developing country' did not have many of the headaches it now has. Your silly excuse is that today is a developing country. What was Nigeria in the 1980's when a lot of these same services worked fine and things made sense? A non-developing country?

Like I said, if you do not know what you are talking about, it is OK to stop typing.

GBAM! GBAM!! GBAM!!!

That response was soooooooooo on point! A developing country is supposed to progess and not regress, and Kobojunkie's response shows that the Postal service has regressed into a worse state.

buchi4action: *thinking*
tell them YOU carry AIDS

And what if the armed robber is actually HIV positive himself and he already knows his status? That means you have actually lied your way into a very uncompromising situation cos using a condom will DEFINATELY be out of the question o

Tolaaaaannni: Why is it that nigerians are busy helping build other countries, but could care less about building their own?? This isn't so loyal.

Why is it that Tolaaaaannni is stating the obvious?

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Your post would've made sense if you had got your facts straight. For your information Eric sermon was the producer in EPMD and Parish was the rapper [actually they were both rappers but Eric was the producer]

Bullet hole on goldie's left thigh

Dbanj is in the bottom left corner of the picture with the hoodie on, so whats the OP chatting about?

Methinks the wife was outside the house at 11pm cos the man sent her to check up on the Generator then blasted her ass. The perfect murder if you ask me.

@ op
It's gonna be hard for you to find a Nigerian woman that's into programming o. I've worked on a lot of IT projects and im yet to meet an African female programmer not talk of a Nigerian one. Most of the female programmers i meet are either chinese or Indian

Ignatio: Let's give them 8-10 years.

I'm thinking 2-3 years

justcool: Very beautiful girls!!! My people hate them because they don’t bleach their skins and they don’t have thin narrow pointed noses like white people. This is self-hate at its worst. Anybody that doesn’t look white in anyway, is labeled ugly!!!. This is inferiority complex at its worst. Very soon Nigerians will drive their celebrates into the arms of plastic surgery, like Americans did to the likes of Michael Jackson.
What’s wrong with having thick lips?? It’s wrong because it’s a typical black feature and not a typical white look!!!!
White is beautiful, black is equally as beautiful. Black features are also as beautiful as white features. Be proud of who you are. Threads like this make me lose all hope in black Africa. We refuse to free ourselves from the shackles of slavish mentality.

Agreed!!!

Front page!!!!!!!

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Typical selfish Nigerian

NigeriaKwenu: For dem to release this one na im be say e get new disease wey them wan introduce to the market.

Afam4eva

LOL!

Okija_juju: If you had an abusive Daddy, then I'm sorry.. In his defence, he prolly didnt do it out of prejudice but was only being the best father he could be.. Dont hate your Daddy, many people have worse.. Atleast he didnt r'ape you..

On beating women, as much as I dont sanction the beating of women, I dont think the rule on hitting women should be set in stone.. If a woman acts a fool such that the man is in physical danger of losing his life or being injured, he reserves the right to give the woman a federal government arse-whooping such that no amount of foundation can cover the black eye and bruises on her face and body.. I have seen some rabid biitches in my life to come to this decision... However, if a man beats his wife regularly at the slightest of provocation for every and anything.. The woman reserves the right to drug his meal, wait for the effects of the drug to kick in, beat him silly with weapons to within an inch of his life, pack up all his shiit, leave him lying b'utt N'aked and run far far away..



On men calling you Ugly... If you are Ugly, then I guess they are just being Honest... Dont blame them, blame God and your parents...

If all the men in your life thus far have been abusive, then you need to pick up yourself and migrate to a place were good men are.. Just because one man is an arse dont mean all men are.. You need to check yourself as well and find out what about you attracts bad men to you.. This is not an excuse to become a le'sbian.. Women are also equally bad..

Respect is reciprocal.. If an elder acts a fool, he loses the previledge of respect and deserves to be cursed out..


MODS!!

FREE Afam4eva...

Lol @ "Federal Government arse-whooping"

Knucklehead! So that's the junk that comes to your mind? Talking about tests, it seems you must've have failed the English one a couple of times as well.

twinstaiye: Inside AFN stinks. How come it is ladies that are failing this dope tests? Perhaps some of this ladies are not dancing to the tune of their sexual demands? These needs probity, because I can recalled the case of Vivian during her first drug tests ordeal, she cried out, but Nigerians are not interested in her cry, If I can remeber far back, she hinged her drug failure on her adamant to refuse young athletes who are not as good as her to take her place, and that some of these young athletes had the backing of the AFN officials. Na wah for this country, must everything has to be on God fatherisms

How does ileke-idi manage to follow this show all the way from florida?

What im seeing in that picture looks waaaaaay bigger than a football pitch to me

Ileke-IdI:
Wow, a 70 years old woman, somebody's grandmother, just snuffed out like that.

May her soul #RIP.


These ediots can only attack defenseless old woman, but they're too afraid to go against us young witches.

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Nice one

ifyalways: Onitsha is already over populated with absolutely no more rooms for industries especially one like this that would eventually increase air polition. Why was this not moved to another location?
Btw, time shall tell if this is a real project or some "America wonder" .

Well Said! The only good thing that MIGHT come out of this project is employment, but we all know that a brewery is the last thing Nigeria needs at the moment.

@OP,
Really? Why not throw in a tattoo of her face and name on your forehead while you're at it?